I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Well there goes my hope of running for office if anyone found my account >_>

In dystopian future, posts shit you!

I wonder how many of the people who govern us have been featured on /r/lolcowtheater?

Someday I'll run for something just so my online mayocide agenda will be exposed and they'll have to cover it seriously in the media. Y'all would get at least one good thread out of that.

LOL what? White genocide is government policy. Just look at this peaceful PoC being given government funding to advocate white people get fired so nig- oh sorry that would be offensive, so "PoC" can take their jobs. And if you want a laugh, read her thesis, she's clearly a diversity hire.

not nearly far enough tbh

Definitely. Its time for a more nuanced, cultural look at mathmatics.

I just had a quick look at /r/politics, looks like Trump's fate and his administration will be decided today, hold on to your butt.

How are women to blame for this? red pill me /u/redpillschool /u/CrazyHorseInvincible /u/bsutansalt

Quick! Before I'm forced to logically recognize women as people and not just walking vagina wholes!

https://i.imgur.com/95tFq9C.png

Wtf! NSFW warning!!!

Not safe for whitey. Get the fuck out, mayo.

that picture lacks vagina, actually.

That "Shame" thing is really weird.

Meh, for someone not on the internet, red pill stuff could be really offensive. He's actually a public (as opposed to presidential) official and they just voted to do nothing.

I mean the people saying only "Shame", like this is Game of Thrones

Only got halfway through the first episode. I stopped after the midget with the half-dozen jokers showed up

especially since in the show it was being said to a naked woman being paraded in the streets

Did he resign from his IRL job, or from /r/theredpill?

His real job

Either way, it means someone on TRP is (was) employed and it's hard to believe.

Implying NH State Rep is a real job.

Its really not. Any idiot can run. There are minimal requirements.

I don't think I'll be able to find it, but there was a great piece back ~2000 in one of the local papers (I kinda doubt the Union Leader would be so deprecating, so maybe it was the Concord Monitor) about how one Rep had passed the exam, and was now officially reading at a 4^th grade level.

Union Leader

Useless Leader.

And that sound about right.

Now it makes sense. He wasn't going to get pussy with that kind of money, so he had to get smart about it and created TRP to share his life hacks.

TBF, the NH State House is about 85% septuagenarian, retired small business owners, 14% "professional" politicians trying to get experience any way they can, and 1% Martians.

So it's not like he could get any good plates to spin there (am I using it right? sometimes reading TRP feels like listening to someone having a stroke in a foreign language).

"Y'know, I fucking founded 'The Red Pill'!" drunkenly slurred will get your hands under that skank's Journey t-shirt way faster than the NH Rep license plate on your Elantra.

I have a personal theory that the more herpes ridden a woman is, the likelier she'll fall for red pill tactics.

Having a opinions disqualifies you from holding office now.

Are you a satire account?

They're recreational opinions.

Did you ever score the 20 bucks needed for your erotic novel?

That was recreational posting.

You know you are a piece of shit when even the Republican Party won't have anything to do with you.

And the women of Laconia are safe at last.