TwoX discusses cellular biology, race and consent in a totally not retarded way.

15  2017-05-19 by IAintThatGuy

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Most disturbing aspects of her story somehow go unnoticed:

She shared a room with her nine-year-old cousin and future husband, David "Day" Lacks

When Lacks was 14 years old, she gave birth to a son, Lawrence Lacks.

When she was 18, her daughter Elsie Lacks (1939–1955) was born. Both children were fathered by Day Lacks. Elsie Lacks had developmental disabilities

Oh, man, the things she did not consent to ...

That might explain why her next of kin weren't super savvy about the law (if there was any for black people in america around that time).

uhh i think you missed sociology 101. the cousin was a good boy who didn't do nothing. he was getting his life on track, spreading the word of jesus.

the real problem are those fucking whypipo doctors who excised her tumor and then used those cells in order to help future cancer patients. disgusting racists

HeLa cells are garbage anyway. They infect other cell-lines and cell lines and are generally bad news (similar to most black people).

HEK293 cells are where it's at.

They had their uses in the past but nowadays they're more or less a pest, and will multiply anywhere. Plus if you have other cell lines everything turns to shit when HeLa moves in you petri dishes.

In most labs that are too cheap and keep reusing the same HeLa lines passed down from postdoc to PhD to intern, they've mutated to shit. But they're cheap and there's a lot of data available on them. In a way it's like blacks vs mexicans : they're both bad, but one of them is better documented than the other, so we stick with the devil we know.

Holy fuck those cells couldn't be blacker.

They really are nigger cells. Take over the neighborhood, turn it to shit, breed like the plague, can't hold a job without mutating, etc.

For real though, a lot of labs (including mine) have banned them because they're so incredibly invasive and prone to infection. It's predicted that roughly 20% of all cell lines are HeLa contaminated, thereby making them practically HeLa cells.

HEK293 cells are now prefererd because they're non-invasive cells that still grow extremely well. They're also generated from master race Dutch abortion material, which is always a good thing.

The best part about HeLa is that some lines seem to have evolved to be able to somehow survive better on most lab surfaces. That's what makes them so omnipresent and prone to contaminate everything.

I know that before high throughput sequencing was readily available, very few people even considered how much HeLa were floating around in every experiment they did.

I can't google a good account the accident, but it's also funny that HeLa cells polluted cell cultures that were exchanged between the USSR and USA in the 70s (in an effort to jointly advance cancer research despite the cold war) and it led people to believe it was some kind of sabotage (when it was just contamination).

Yeah i know about that incident. HeLa contamination is no joke.

This bitch almost started WW3. We should have picked our own cotton and used our own cells.

"She is far from the greatest ever contributor to cancer research"

What a horribly dumb thing to say. The ignorance people have regarding scientific research is astounding.

"However, that lady contributed more to cancer research than anyone else ever."

what a horribly ignorant thing to say. /u/newfacereturn I recognize this probably gives you a warm fuzzy feeling to say but it's so wrong that just typing it set back oncological research a decade.

Let's not forget the great anonymous Chinese Hamster that gave her ovaries to protein research. Or the anonymous Dutch crackwhore who gave her aborted fetus to produce the second most used cell line in the life sciences.