"My 7th metaphoto with Adam Savage, my first as a boy" Oh, dis gon be gud.

116  2017-05-22 by Pablopubes

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gas trannies tbh

obama did 9/11

Trigger warning there bro.

You want to give people seizures?

Only the ugly ones, I need me some sweet futa

No don't theyre cute

This but unironically

Lovely, here's hoping that this year is just as disastrous as last year.

Fixed.

I offer a humble gift of bussy for redemption.

And switched it to ceddit! Nice work!

What made adam savage...you know, the way he is? He's like a cartoon loser. Pretends to be smarter than he is, constantly white knights for m'lady, believes whatever society wants him to believe. Didn't he used to be relatively not pathetic?

his tweets are incredibly self-indulgent too. When Bill Nye's nonsense hit the internet he was defending it heavily saying he's smarter than everyone else and gender being on a spectrum is real science because one-quarter of 1% of people are born not as a male or a female. So people started tweeting back that if that's how it works than real science is that human beings number of arms are on a spectrum because of birth defects and shit like that. He continued to reply how we was smarter than the trolls

You will never be as smart as Adam Savage.

Who knows the depths of his knowledge of SFX.

Didn't he used to be relatively not pathetic?

not really, he just didn't have a twitter 5 years ago, so you didn't realize he wasn't pathetic

He's a rich hipster living in San Francisco who's built a career off of Pop science. The fact that he's like this is the least surprising thing ever

You're asking if someone who invented the "for science!" meme was always pathetic? Hint: yes

He's always been an I fucking love science ecks dee kid at heart, now he just has Twitter and reddit sycophants who indulge his worst tendencies

No sex for a decade makes neckbeards do strange and increasingly desperate things in an attempt to get laid. Even when they're, you know... a "celebrity" neckbeard.

I guarantee that Adam Savage tries to sleep with this person when they turn 18. This "yearly picture" stuff is his version of grooming her into the bussy he's always wanted.

I see why Drumpf is so popular with you unfuckable neckbeards

ayyy

This is so fucking reddity.

The best part of this fad is that you can't hand wave it as just being "fashion" or whatever. Your children will find these pictures, ask you why you thought you were another gender for five years, and you will have no answer. That's assuming you can find anyone who wants to have kids with someone who took "college experimentation" way the fuck too far.

Remember when kids who were trying to "find themselves" in their teenage years just dressed in black and smoked cigarettes instead of wanting to cut their genitals off?

Such simpler times.

Tbf, you could get your XXS Cure t-shirt at Newbury Comics while picking up your copy of that Skinny Puppy remix CD...

But you'd still have to blow that be-mohawked senior to get that pack of Dunhill cloves to get you through that Bim Skala Bim show at the Rat.

And people are trying to say being a tranny is peak degeneracy while there's people like you willing to suck dick for smokes.

Sucking dick for anything is at least engaging in commerce. The trannies are being morons for free without generating anything that has market value. They represent a net loss no matter how you do the math.

Well I think they use the severed penises in cosmetics, so there's that at least.

Aside from the whole blowjob part, you're really strumming my pain with your finger, there.

Skinny Puppy

Wow, that brings me back.

Rip The Rat. Shame that you can post in the Boston Reddit about it and no one will know what you're talking about because everyone there is from New York and under 25

Imagine if Dylan and Eric were trans

Literally who?

...seriously? You don't know who Dylan and Eric are in the context edgy teenagers and black trench coats?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre

Do you need me to chew your food for you too? What about tying your shoes, can you handle that by yourself?

Not American, didn't grow up watching the media jerk over the corpses of autists

you didn't have a childhood i'm so sorry

That's why I'm on /r/drama

This but unironically

more like they are currently having it.

Sigh

unzips

Lots of people were going "wtf is wrong with this generation" back then too. Every generation has their weird and easily mockable fads or subcultures.

That's true, but doesn't mean they were wrong or that we are wrong.

I dunno. Getting drunk a couple of times and being an insufferable emo loser for a few years seems a lot less permanent than cutting your cock and balls off because you liked playing with dolls.

Never thought I'd miss goth.

If she starts taking hormones to aid her "transition" her body will be fucked-up irreparably for the rest of her life. This isn't the kind of thing that she'll be able to look back on and laugh at.

The problem is, when her body does transition she's likely going to look less like the guy on the left of this pic and more like the guy on the right: http://i.imgur.com/pvWvwdw.jpg

With a terribly underdeveloped not-ideally-manly bone structure. Who is she going to attract at this point?

Desperate losers and people with severe self image issues.

A guy like that in the pic has basically no chance of attracting any girl with those, because girls don't go for boyish weird looking guys. So we can cross girls off the list. She can go gay and go for men, but I'm pretty sure gay men like the types of guys who look like the left pic too. so I guess that leave really, really desperate gay man, and even more desperate straight men. So guys who look like the right pic basically.

Chicks go for all sorts of shit. Christina Hendricks is married to the snozzberries guy from super troopers and he looks like a ballsack.

He's also a rich celebrity so that doesn't really mean anything.

Seriously? He's worth 1 million. Christina Hendricks is worth 8 million.

It's not the same, bro. As much much as you're trying to convince yourself otherwise, it's not a comparable scenario.

fuckin' wage gap, man.

The person on the right honest to God looks like a replica of a human made by aliens based on some pictures and dissections they've done on humans.

I was thinking more medieval taxidermy of animals no one had ever seen.

Look at that weak jawline.

As for the other everything, seem like she already had manly facial features, so that probably helped. The lady in the linked thread is very feminine, with a very small face. not gonna b a pretty sight.

Look at that weak jawline.

As for the other everything, seem like she already had manly facial features, so that probably helped. The lady in the linked thread is very feminine, with a very small face. Not gonna be a pretty sight.

You're gonna have to try linking that again.

It's not a link. Turn on css.

ah, memespeak xd

Anyway, he's gotta small chin, you can tell he doesn''t look like a normal man. I'm not trying to compete, just laying out the deets. Most women would look at him and think "'there's something off about him...' without realizing what it is, and you can tell if you pay attention that he doesn't have a fully developed manly face.

Most women would look at him and think "shit he's hot" and not care.

Most women would look at him think "shit he's hot" andnot care.

Well ya, I assumed we were talking about the subset of women who noticed him in the first place.

Those don't exist. Best case scenario: They'd think: "Wow, nice muscles". But then they look at his face and relaize they have plenty of options with men who are muscly and have a face like this: http://i.imgur.com/Zwnw4H9.png

the thing is tho, most normal people dont go around sizing up bone structure like theyre at a fucking cattle auction.

They do, only they do it subconsciously.

I like the idea of discussing things we normally take for granted, I don't think attaching the 'autistic' label to it is necessary.

> everyone else has subconcious biases but im aware of them because i read about it on a blog and now im enlightened by my own intelligence

everyone else has subconcious biases

Um... yeah? I think that's commonly accepted in modern psychology. Even in old psychology.

enlightened by my own intelligence

Yeah my post was totally related tot hat 6 year old reddit meemee. Totally apt comparison.

hmmmm, at least you wont get measles i guess

/r/all loser get out

make me bich

kys

edgy

yes?

Holy crap you are so new here

In general this is an accepting community, but you should fucking leave

fake dick

nigga really?

Hell it's real enough that I'm not into it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lol howd they make the balls

There's nothing down there. He stuck a wurst down his pants.

TIL you can buy a silicone dick and balls specifically to put in your jocks to pretend you have a dick and balls

wouldnt you go big if you had to fake it though that thing looks like a cashew nut

I mean it's an underwear ad, not promo material for a porno. Realism is probably valued.

🤔¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is a solution in search of a problem, my friend.

If she's a real transsexual then she just fixed herself with hormone therapy. Congratulations to the new boy!

If she's a fake transsexual tumblrina to attention-whore as many upvotes as possible, she just knocked herself out of the gene pool. Congratulations to us all!

This is why I feel hormone treatment for anybody identifying as trans should not only be available but compulsory.

If she were an adult I'd agree with you, but she's just a child and too young to be making decisions that will affect her entire life.

Tell that to all the child soldiers in Africa. Or the kids born illegally without birth certificates in China thanks to their "one child" policy. When you've managed to solve their problems, then I'll gladly spend my time being concerned about privileged brats making bad life choices.

Until then, I feel like it would be a crime against humanity not to laugh at morons who fuck up their own lives and then regret it. In a world where so many people have no freedom of choice from the day they are born, I think the biggest crime is having that freedom and throwing it away because you get brainwashed by Team Tumblr.

Wtf I love cutting off dicks now

Wow, so transphobic. I'm sure this person will still go by the name Zeph when they're 42.

Which could be now if she identifies as middle aged

The fun part is when they inadvertently sterilize themselves and start getting life-threatening health complications from the black market hormones they took.

Better invest in rope, cheap firearm, and car companies.

Take your ideas to wallstreetbets, they are always looking for the next trend to lose money on.

Assuming it can even detransition.

The darkest moment was when I realised I had actually looked normal for a girl, that I had been slim and pretty. Now, as a result of having transitioned, I will always have a female body that is freakish.

-ED

Do you have a link to that article?

pretty sure E:D links are autoremoved across the whole site.

Meh, ok.

Just Google: 'trolling induced transsexuality syndrome'. It's the first result.

That 'gingers have souls' kid is trans now

Hahahahaa

Really? Why? I've always been bothered about how on the sidebar ED didn't have a link. Triggered my autism, you see.

doxx concerns, probably

Ah.

Ed is full of malware, these days (I know it's always had issues malware pop-ups, but it's so bad at the moment that it opens all kinds of crap in the browser).

Not a lot of girls are going to find the concept of having kids with a guy who used to put on a wig and get fucked in the ass appealing.

You clearly don't have much experience with women

This is what runts actually believe

if you don't like the idea of people under 18 cutting their dick off cause they feel like it, you're clearly a fascist

Last year people fucking called it on her being a tranny lmao.

i know right? like no one on that page wants to admit, the consensus last year was spot on, she was a Tumblr weirdo and is now at the next stage of it.

What will the next stage be?

Shes going to shave her head bald and get a nose ring that will make her look like a cow.

Ah, that's right. The obesity.

And after that destinies fork into either depression, beetus and heart attack in 20 years, or depression and suicide in 5.

being mocked back to their senses and pretending this phase never happened hopefully

shit is damaging

i gotta admit i felt it was harsh last year and thought people were kinda dicks about it back then.

but the second i saw this? ho boy was i exited to be in for a wild ride.

It's the chick with the tumblr-blue hair right? Fuck I remember the shitshow and pretty much everyone defending her saying that you can't deduce anything from her hair colour. Yet here we are

People were literally talking about how blue hair meant nothing and it was just a hair style with zero implications and reddit is full of assholes. So this turn of event must be one in a billion if people somehow predicted it perfectly.

NO DICK NO UPVOTE

This ones a 2 layer trap

With all the insecurity a teenage can muster.

Why the fuck does that have 34k+ upvotes?

1) Adam Savage 2) its a neat tradition

All the best traditions involve mental illness.

Is it a coincedence that she went full feminism last year, now she think she's a boy?

That's a pretty fucking stupid question, fam.

Yeah with last year's Tumblr hair just be grateful they aren't a multi system deerkin.

full feminism

anyone with colored hair is a sjw when you are a young male who watches feminist rekt compilations on youtube.

Yeah but I can see her in Common Filths next compilation.

Half of those rekt videos are not even close to feminist tears tbh, so I don't watch them.

feminist

thinks she's a boy

Shame, the self-loathing must be off the charts. This one is going to end in tears

And we don't give trans ppl the benefits package in the patriarchy either.

I can't see how you'd find those two things related to each other unless you were a fucking retard.

Intersectional feminism.

Since...

fucking retarded

...and...

Intersectional feminism.

...are pretty much the same thing I'm going to need to ask you stop being redundant.

Are you dyslexic or something?

I hope that's not serious question.

If it is, I dno't tihnk you have any ieda what dsylxeia is.

So just dumb as fuck?

someone predicted this

/u/RaGodOfTheSunHalo confirmed for wise sage of premonition

these posts are ok fuck u all

bad reaction gif tbqh

Why does this kid keep taking a photo with adam savage?

maybe they like Adam Savage idk

Adam Savage must love the kids as well

"They" kys

"It" then.

Adam who?

Because their parent/s needs validation from strangers and uses their child and current popular trends as a tool to this end.

Autism?

/u/allthefoxes I cant believe you are supporting this transtrender shit when real trannies are literally being killed in the streets.

Probably jerks himself raw at night over all the "good" he's doing

/u/allthefoxes that person is 14 smh

Old news, I talked about this like 7 months ago. I wondered how Reddit would handle it but the mods are ruining everything.

Maybe you're retarded and don't know how to read, so I'll be nice in explaining this. My drama was posted today, you posted your drama 5 months after he posted a different picture last year. So your drama was stale as fuck, 7 months ago. I'm posting freshies.

The first sentence was a joke. I was just joking that I already told everyone that they are trans. They have also changed their name twice this past year. I was hoping that the drama would be good when the rest of Reddit found out but the mods ruined it.

People transitioning isn't dramatic.

Not if metareddit has anything to do with it.

What was the previous name to Zeph

changed their name twice this past year.

oh wow.

So you're 14 also?

Who is this person and why are they important?

Reddit famous

What did they do to become reddit famous?

Vote manipulation

The previous iterations of this photo.

Fucking fuck.

Be a blue hair freak in a picture with a vapid but popular celeb among the 12-21 year age bracket. Got called out for being a blue hair freak, sparked faux outrage. Kept attention whoring with same celeb.

But wait! This might lead to patreon income! Or, or, uh, stuff!!

I fully expected that chick to either turn lesbian or trans. Looks like it actually happened.

i enjoy that out of everything, the most controversial comment seems to be controversial because of its stance on farting, rather than transgenderism

It's because anything that doesn't praise transgenderism with North Korean style enthusiasm is deleted immediately.

cry more

I cried when I commented "I love trannies. Fuck white people." It still got deleted though :(

project more

theres more crying in this drama thread than there was about dyed hair in the pics thread last year

With the censorship one may never know the potential that was missed

You two look like the geekiest dudes ever. I love it.

Upvote if you read "greek" too.

Latin>Greek tbh

Rome conquered more of the globe than any Greek ever could because they weren't wasting their time trying to decipher those goddamn terrible Cyrillic scribbles.

And weren't so preoccupied with sweet boipucci.

I used to think this two, but then I found out Biggus Dickus was closer to what actual Latin sounded like than veni vidi vicci.

letting a 14 year old name a kid is how you end up with a Zeph

wtf I love mayocide now

If you check the ceddit link, they're nuking even mild disagreement with the nuking policy. Lol.

/u/allthefoxes ur a Nazi and I don't like u

thank mr skeltal

Booo bad comment

calcium vs protein who wins???

Out of curiosity, is this tranny thing serious for you? If so, is it because you're the typical horrifying non-passing tranny, or is it because you're banging a typical horrifying non-passing tranny because real women think you're gross?

I am not transgender and secure in my masculinity 9/10 days

What does slapping hams with a tranny have to do with your masculinity? Are you saying that boning a tranny isn't masculine? I'm confused.

Also: Post Bussy.

o I thought you were assuming my trans..gender. ohohoho

I was assuming your transmission was automatic. Is that wrong?

You're fucking kidding me, jubbs. How many times have we given you a pass on this shit?

You only passed me once, and that's only because my tranny was stuck in neutral.

You're certainly braver than I would be as a furry/zoophile code monkey who is certainly pale, unattractive and at one extreme or the other when it comes to body weight.

You're close!

I'm not a programmer, I am pretty pale, so white that I don't even tan, just burn. I'd probably give myself at least a 4.5/10 so, unattractive yeah. I'm a perfectly normal body-weight/BMI. You should really take jabs at my anxiety, or better yet if you really want to hit me where it hurts, you could take shots at how my jaw isn't aligned quite right so my smile is crooked, just a bit. It's mostly unnoticeable but I notice it and it bugs me a lot. It would be a really expensive surgery and a hella recovery time so it's not really worth it but it tears me up some days. I also went through years of braces as a teen only for them to take them off and tell me it was essentially just wasted time since the issue was my jaw anyways.

Thanks doc, how much do I owe you for the therapy.

lmao that isn't even much of a problem.

Fags and trannies are the first to the gas chambers friendo 😇😇😇

Is it weird that I'd still bang her?

Yes. You have access to terabytes of porn and your standards are still this shit?

Auto erotic aphyxiation is the only solution for trash like you

Considering she's 14, yes it's illegal.

That's cool. I'm transteenager, so it'd be like, mutually statutory rape.

Normally the dude takes the fall for that, but in the name of equality maybe y'all can both get in trouble.

even the passenger gets into trouble

lol

Does this stuff only get upvoted because it's trans or because it's Adam Savage or is it a mix of both. It's just two people taking a picture with each other every year. Woop de doo.

But... memes, bro.

I don't really get this drama, anyone have any context?

TLDR: A few years ago this girl started posting pictures of herself with Adam Savage holding a picture from the year before. Reddit loved it. Upvoted it a bunch.

Last year this budding teenager posted her pic but now she had green hair and looked like a tumblrite. People called her out for turning into an SJW. Others called out those caller-outers for bullying a 13 year old. This led to Savage himself showing in the comments to defend the girl.

This year she shows up as a he and completely vindicates the people who called her out the year before. /u/allthefoxes is a massive cunt and won't let people gloat because it might hurt some fee fees.

The end.

Tldr mods won't give me a platform to harass a 14-year old reeee

You're not doing this girl any favors by protecting her from the real world.

Assholes on the internet isn't the real world

pretty sure it is actually

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

youre right about that i just mean people are going to say the same shit to her face

if the people you hang out with in the real world bully trans teens, find new friends

So butthurt you replied to both my comments, huh?

oh man, i thought it was two distinct retards

you sure got me. it's only one!

harass

lol

"omg i deliberately put my photo on the internet for people to comment on, and now theyre commenting on it! help!"

Subhumans don't have rights that's why the police shoot Blacks and trannies get bashed

I don't really get how this could cause any drama. I thought we only hated trans women?

whatAboutTheTransMen ????

completely vindicates

lmao hwat

Most of these guys are having a rough time what with Donald's pending imprisonment. Let them say "vindicates" in a manner that calms their jimmies, if only for one day.

Now she can show us her Bussy

Remind me why people are against transportation people

I've always wondered what people have against transmissions. Do they not realize how groundbreaking of an invention they were?

Looking back on her photos you can almost see when she found tumblr.

I'm not suggesting transexualism isn't a real thing, but this thing where so many people are transitioning feels like a cultural fad.

Like, in ten years, I wonder if terrible bolt-on tits will be the new stretched ear lobes that require surgery to fix?

This person is 14 years old- what are the odds that a decade from now, xhe or whatever will just be a run of the mill bull dyke U Haul lesbian?

Up until a few years ago, MtF trans operations were much more common than the other way around. I think it might have been two or even three times more common.

The argument I heard is because FTM can easily pass as men, fashion is basically women's clothes and neutral clothes and male stereotypical fields are more accommodating/accepting of women than female stereotypical fields are of men.

I would think that fact you are still in a female body would be a major issue.

God I hope no one is letting this still undeveloped brain start hormone therapy yet.

what are you a bigot

i'm a big-bigot.

She just enter puberty would it not be unethical to make an unneeded life altering medical choice at this point?

Wait till he has grown up and matured first .

terrible bolt-on tits

I wish real women would stop that too.

True, true. Unless your tits are those weirdly shaped triangle boobs that look like icing dispensers. In that case, chop em and swap em.

could have told you this was going to happen last time when she dyed her hair green lol

We asked, its actually short for Zephaniah

According to his twitter it's short for Zephyrus

... wow, even that part of the story can't be kept straight.

Yeah I see him referring to himself as zephyrus everywhere else. Did they just make up Zephaniah as his name in the one post?

Even if you're not "endorsing" it, you're certainly perpetuating toxic masculinity by saying if OP doesn't take your advice, he'll be subjugated to violence.

/u/karmander TIL describing the world as it actually is, somehow is the same thing as causing it to continue being that way.

Wtf I love to perpetuate toxic masculinity now.

Oh yay, another person who treats being trans as a fashion accessory! If it took you that long to realise, you never were in the first place!