I assume I'm one of few people around here who actually have a social life. This meant that I spent my weekend spaced out on drugs, trying to pick up any girl drunk and insecure enough to endure my shit personality for the night. The promise of a couple of lines in exchange for physical intimacy was all it took for one poor girl to join me back at my place. In the end my perpetually flaccid and laughably undersized sex junk (my oh-oh-oh) caused this 4/10 to excuse herself while failing to mask her utter disgust and pity, but I digress.

When I had sobered up and the tears had dried I naturally felt the urge to project my self-loathing and shortcomings onto strangers in the form of cyberbullying. I couldn't wait to get on my favorite hatesub r/drama. However, to my dismay it had been filled to the brim with agendaposting normies from r/all.

At first I was shocked. Horrifed. These are the smug liberals I've sought refuge from. Would this mean my rabid anti-semitism and transphobia wouldn't be highly upvoted anymore? Had I lost my safe space? Will we be seeing comments ending with "/s"? Then I started thinking... This might actually be exactly what this sub needs. Hear me out;

1. No need to userping from the linked threads in order to spice up the drama. We're gonna have our own idiot lolcows shitting up the threads. You know that feeling you get when someone in SRD disagrees with you and you're fighting the urge to respond with an appropriate slur and a 'kys'? Now we can actually unleash all that hate and we won't have to worry about a ban.

2. The Trump supporters on here will go back to being those lovable underdogs again. Always sticking it to the gosh darn SJW's and virtue signalers. Those low effort comments by /u/The_Reason_Trump_Won will feel relevant once more. Make Trumpers likable again!

3. Spreading the gospel of mayocide. Lately I've felt that people here have become less and less zealous about the need for white genocide. Some people even treat it as if it's some ironic joke, like wtf? We need to get on this shit, get some new blood behind the cause. Smite the whites!

4. Agendaposting of a different flavor. Seriously, I've had my fill of r/anarchism and Prince Kropotkin. Yes it's stupid and yes it was funny, but that shit has gotten so stale I'm just not in the mood anymore. Let's see if the new users can find us the alt-right equivalent of Kropotkin.

5. I can finally feel edgy again. Writing hateful comments about minorities and women doesn't really give me a rush if I know that the people reading it aren't even offended. I don't come here just to convince myself that being an asshole is okay. I actually do want to feel like I've made someones day a little worse, that I'm responsible for introducing a degree of darkness in their otherwise innocent lives.

(Also I'm hoping the new ladies here would send me a DM. Single and ready to mingle y'all! Hit me up.)