Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora."

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Time to upgrade from that 9" dildo.

I wanna get didgeridone up the ass by that guy tbh

Are we pretending abos are people

Wow. You're a massive, steaming pile of human garbage.

I cannot believe we live in a time where people think things like this are acceptable to say whether it's over the Internet or not.

Welcome to r/drama, post bussy or I'll vape in yours

"Oh man if I say enough buzzwords maybe people will like me"

I think your lost.

Probably thinks jedi are evil.

The CIS just wanted to be free of an oppressive, bloated bureaucracy. I don't think that's so "evil."

Sure I am buddy

Are you new to r/drama, friend?

You clearly are new. Nice to see r/all is feeling at home

I'd admire your attempt at rustling my jimmies but honestly, that was a little too obvious. It's to be expected from a normie, I guess.

unironically calling me a normie

I man active member of the drama discord tyvm

Fucking casuals.

Discord

Yeah, I think we're done here... normie.

inb4 I know it's meant to be satire but the idea of you typing these things out, putting thought into how you can make yourself sound like the most unbelievably autistic 15 year old, is a bit sad really. I mean you probably think it's funny and when you get responses like this you chuckle to yourself and think 'ha, got'em' but I just don't quite understand where that gratification comes from, that seems really weird to me. Like you spend time in public walking around shouting 'BLEG BLEH IM RETARDED BLUGH BLARH' and look at all the weird looks you're getting, and thinking to yourself 'ha, I bet they think I'm retarded'. Like of course they do, why wouldn't they? That's the normal response? I dunno I think maybe you should just stop posting for a few weeks and see if you can forget about it? I think it's kind of detrimental to you on a social level. This isn't how people are meant to interact. Maybe go try hanging out with some of your friends more often or focus on your studies or career or whatever you're doing. I just hope you don't get to the point where you're missing out on spending time with others to post here. You don't know and never will know most of these people buddy. Why does whether or not they think you're funny really matter?

Nice pasta, kid

Please post source of this effort post copypasta, u virgin

>not using IRC

Mods ban this pleb

Get with the times gramps!

If you think anyone, let alone myself, posts here to be liked you're more retarded than I thought. Then again, this is r/drama so...

Can you didgeridoo mine?

Didgeridon't.

Dodgeridon't mind if I do

I think you've stumbled into a subreddit where you obviously don't belong. I apologize for denigrating your family

pasty whiteboi thinks he won't be the first victim of the mayocide L M a o

I'm black, but I have full body vitiligo, was raised by my parents' maid, mrs. pennyweather, and am a yale legacy

Am I safe?

No. You're a race traitor and bourgeoisie scum

bourgeoisie scum

We love tankies here. Please keep taking the bait.

How cute :)

Dude he's 💯% commented and posted drama here before, he's not a tankie iirc

Well shit. I can't keep up with the retards on here.

God dammit, Uncle Rukus...

I know right They really should have offered one of the parts to an abo. and the name I think should have Been Digeree dildo !

I think bestiality is illegal

idk why this is downvoted, it's a good post

Newfriends don't know about our attitude here.

🤔 seems like something's up, usually acting like an asshole to aboriginals and then acting like an asshole to that asshole doesn't produce a 90-point difference

Nothing is up aside from him trying too hard

I upset da whittle baby :(

Thanks for making my point I guess. I'd say it's surprising how some people can be as blind to their behaviour as you are, but after seeing some of the lolcows on r/drama, I'm honestly not surprised anymore.

WOW.

How many porns had priest and nuns fucking?

Get over it or I digeridoo your asshole

I promise no gay porn has priest and nuns fucking . Now you doubt want to see wan the priest dies with that rosary though

Starts them like a lawnmower

What about Nun traps?

TRAPS ARENT GAY!

everyone's gay for Bridget tho

FOR THE LAST TIME TRAPS ARE NOT GAY I SWEAR IF ONE OF YOU SAYS IT ONE MORE TIME I WILL MURDER A PUPPY DO YOU WANT THIS MOTHERFUCKER I AM NOT JOKING

That's the kind of idiocy I would expect from someone who thinks traps aren't gay

post bussy

Sweet username bruh.

It's the bomb, isn't it?

You're wrong.

this but unironically

this but homosexually

the term is tomgirl now.

There should be male nuns and female priests.

equalVatican #otherkinfaith #bible2.0

Let's fund one where a priest didgeridoos Muhammad's asshole. That'll learn 'em!

"It's not the first time it's happened in porn they've done priests, catholic schoolgirls, Mormons, etc. Where's the backlash for that?"

Clearly I am missing all your good comments. Why don't you comment in bpt anymore?

I've mainly been busy with life and working around the house. I'm gonna make it an effort to post on bpt more often though.

I miss you

We're through the looking glass.

is the looking glass going in someone's ass, too?

I like how there are so many people on twitter eager to call this out, without thinking, that it might just show that they were just watching porn.

BREAKING NEWS: Gay people watch gay porn

/r/totallystraight

Although this sub's for guys who identify as straight but get off to gay porn, every gender and sexual orientation is welcome here. We also function as a sexual fluidity and spectrum-sexuality support group.

wow I thought the name was just being tongue-in-cheek but hey whatever you want to identify as I guess.

probably plenty of tongue in cheek in a gay porn sub

Bussy, but unironically.

The didgeridoo is used in Aboriginal communities to announce the birth of a new born baby, to summon the spirit ancestors of Aboriginal elders during sacred ceremonies; and is also used as an instrument to scare evil spirits. To use the didgeridoo as a sex toy is extremely offensive.

pretty sure someone was birthing a brown baby boy after that incident

Thats like saying drinking alcohol is offensive because Christians use it in communion.

It would be if it was consecrated and they used it in a porn

Even still, nobody should be obligated to respect the superstitions of others, even if it is in poor taste.

christianity is for (((white people))) tho

It's actually for [[[POC]]]] if you look at the stats.

I just hope the washed that somebitch before someone did more mouth tootin on it.

Lareesa Brennan has been prioritized and moved to the top of the mayocide list.

I brought one home from my trip to Australia. It cost me $20 in the airport gift shop. Pretty sure that's cultural rape or something according to these people.

Did you smuggle it home in ur ass?

I'm not sitting on a plane for 16 hours with a digeridoo up my ass.

That's what my butt plug is for.

I love that every 3rd comment here is /r/nocontext material.

It is if you let a woman play it

TBQH, women aren't supposed to leave the mud hut.

I thought that was only when they are menstruating.

Wait, maybe I'm thinking of Lutheranism.

How the fuck do you reconcile a post-feminist world with cultural appropriation rules that say women can't do stuff?

If we'd just killed all of them instead of nearly all of them we wouldn't have these issues.8

I agree. 8

This but unironically.10

Mayocide lmao.11

It's ok though, they're desert savages. We can do whatever we want.

Does this (NSFW) count as bussyposting?

HOLY SHIT I AM NO LONGER A BUSSY VIRGIN

today /r/drama has served its purpose

no but this does i think. http://shemalefind.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo-Ass-Bubble-Butt-Gay-GIF-852130941.gif

Everything about that url is a giveaway, but I still clicked. Not bad.

its weird because its not a shamle its a hairy dude with a nice arse.

I clicked it again. It's hypnotic. This is the most I've stared at a dudes ass.

i cant tell if its implants or muscle, i don't think i care.

It starts around the 1:45 mark, have fun!

Also, use Adblock or something.

I don't know why I clicked that expecting something other than gay porn, but I did

"The publisher of this video doesn't allow adblock." Great advice , now I can't see one guy shove a didgeridoo up another guys arsehole. My night is in shambles.

Just go buy a didgeridoo.

Be the Captain of your own ship.

>not using the superior ublock origin

Interesting, cheers for the tip.

Don't have to see it to believe it.

The title alone necessitates that it needs to exist

I'm impressed he managed to get it up there, those things aren't small.

It was totally faked, they don't show the penetration or anything.

Great, now even porn lies to me. I just don't know what to believe anymore.

jfc I sat and watched the whole thing and never realized that. You know bussy so well

They don't call me the bussy baffler for nothing.

user reports:
1: Change flair to bussy baffler plz

This was a good enough comment that I decided to actually do it. You still have your imageflair, but if you hover over the image, it'll reveal what your true nature is.

Awww, thanks bb.

what are you gay

wait you aren't?

thats a pity its not like you cant shove it considering if done right an american football can feel grate just need mountianious piles of lube.

Oh my!

you dont deserve this but eh fuck it im feeling generous and horny (nsfw) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Wy8M-_odH0I/TuJmXYTx0AI/AAAAAAAAJ8Q/ZAEn8f07fcc/s1600/tumblr_lt5gpcdbUf1r2fdgno1_500.gif

Jesus Christ, gay pornstars have the worst tattoos.

yeah never understood that.

Oh man! I was looking for a tumblr or something with a collection of gay porno tattoos but I found this instead!

jesus hes a dead ringer for an ex i had only his skin is a little too white.

Wow, those tattoos, her friends don't love her. Nice ass tho.

you dont deserve this

You are 100% rude.

Don’t laugh, get angry.

Presented without further comment.

I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS

That studio has been trying so hard to make a memey porn for a while, I'm proud they've finally managed to do it.

what were their other attempts? pls share

Their ads tend to veer on the silly side, I'm drawing a blank thinking of examples.

There was a scenario where a bellboy gives poor service at the hotel he's working at, so one of the patrons teaches him a lesson by throwing the breakfast over him while saying "it's raining bacon, bitch". I think they were going for a "lemon stealing whore" kinda catchphrase with that.

does he top the bellboy after that?

Would be rude if he didn't.

gay culture has such unique and intricate rituals

It's a social minefield, I'll tell you that for free.

Literally anything Rafael Alencar says feels like he's trying to be a meme.

I don't think that's intentional, I just think he's retarded. I mean, have you seen those ass implants?

He makes up for it with his package, imo

My favorite ad is the guy using a vr headset and playing with a wiimote and then a ginger guy starts riding his dick. Then the guy takes off the headset and shouts it was you before continuing to fuck him.

http://i.imgur.com/x4nQbtL.jpg

what

Star Wars The Force Awakens

Men.com Offers Justin Bieber $2 Million For A Scene With Johnny Rapid!

when he didn't reply they did a porno of him anyway

x-men

Batman Vs Superman

fuckemon go

gay of thrones

the flash

ex-machina

Men of Anarchy

tarzan

captain america

star trek

Does Vader top or bottom though>?

No Meme Lover?

gaygaygaygaygaygay

Am internet drama subreddit is NOT A PLACE FOR GAYS

KEEP DRAMA AND RUPAULSDRAGRACE PURE

Don't start with me, luvvie.

This place is sacred to homosexuals, how dare u.

You fags can take drama from me, but you'll never touch the bastion of masculinity that is the discussion forums of /r/rupaulsdragrace!!!!

underrated comment tbh

Ru Paul. Ru Paul needs to neck hims- hersel- ITSELF.

RuPaul is noted among drag queens for his indifference toward the gender-specific pronouns used to address him—both "he" and "she" have been deemed acceptable, as stated in his autobiography: "You can call me he. You can call me she. You can call me Regis and Kathie Lee; I don't care! Just as long as you call me."

It's ok, they're all correct.

Idk, being gay because you like to suck dicks is pretty gay

But being gay because you hate women so much you'd rather get bummed than having to talk to one, I can get behind that.

Dykes are of course forbidden though.

/>drama
/>pure

Newfag

I predict a sudden appearence of porn involving obscure religious artifacts. I don't know, girls being spanked and having wax poured on them from a menorah, guys banging each other with votive candles.

Classy stuff.

Menorah porn is the porn I never knew I needed until just now.

Did he blow down it while it was up there?

It would be rude if he didn't.

probably would sound the same as using it normally tbh

You know I'm starting to think that the 18th century version of just thinking of primate peoples as savages is just straight up better than this faux respect for their stone age beliefs.

I don't believe in a magic flute, I don't care if you do, and if some faggot wants to shove it up their ass, more flute ass shoving power to them.

You can actually buy a baby Jesus butt plug, so fuck off anyone who wants to play a double standard card.

The abbos also got butthurt some women was naked on their "sacred mountain".

Did they though, or was that whitey again?

Probably whitey tbh.

Well how many abbos have twitter?

Those were not abbos and that wasn't even Australia.

New Zealand and Australia are pretty much the same country tbh

didgeridoos are fucking huge how would that even work

who cares if its offensive lets figure out the logistics here

Have you never seen some of the huge things gay guys put up their asses?

thanks for that

I knew you'd enjoy that!

Was expecting this

anything is a dildo of you're brave enoufh

I'm going to venture a guess that these same people didn't lose their minds over the baby jesus buttplug.

You know this article is pretty weak shit, it's probably just a stealth ad for the movie.

Even of their choice Twitter quotes only one guy seems to care. Same in the article's comments.

the movie

lol

Hello, welcome to the English language

Yeah, you're right. Most English speakers would refer to Didgeridoo Me as "the movie". Don't I look foolish!?

Yes, that's right. Are you retarded?

Autismo hint: rhetorical question

I'll just repeat my earlier comment:

lol

Well, OK. Good luck with your GED.

I don't know what my GED is, but I doubt it would explain why you're so annoyed about my comment.

I'm so annoyed my dick hurts

Do you also feel a tightening in your scrotum? I have that effect on ppl.

You're supposed to cup the balls, not squeeze them.

More like didgeridon't, am I right people!?

Wow, OP was not using a euphemism.

What a joke, if he wanted to offend abhor culture, he should have funneled petrol and spare change into his asshole.

In the middle of a road, of course.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

'I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the ass'

Is this the greatest sentence ever spoken?

I'M OFFENDED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a double use for a "blow" dart.

You could say it would end up in the abdominal region and that sounds like Aborigines and that they got confused

Fuck I have that same didgeridoo. I got it from Santa a few years back :/

Did you wash it off

Yeah, it's probably been in Mrs Santa

Look at all those people straightsplaining gays what they can and can't shove up their asses.

Fucking classic.

So is there a guy with a didgeridoo literally stuck in his ass or no.

It's okay I miss you too 😭