In the midst of last night's incident, our incel friends have some comforting words for us

30  2017-05-23 by [deleted]

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Lmao.

Don't screenshots exist of the OP using an email literally called Seth.rich@whatever or was that doctored?

What's a roastie?

It's their descriptor for women with loose....morals.

They subscribe to the idea that women who are sexually active have labia that look like roast beef. You know, because they've never had sex before.

Nah it's because spit roasted. As in double teamed.

I think you're mistaken about this. Although I have no doubt they probably don't like women getting double-teamed by Chad, either.

Gussy

A girl who has a lot of sex will eventually get a loose vagina, which looks like roastbeef. So a girl that fucks around is a "roastie"

For example: Those leaked pics of Hope Solo

Exactly like how a man who has a lot of sex gets progressively thinner and sharper penis. Friction + acidic vagina juices erode the soft tissues of the penis, while the continual thrusting pushes more of the spongy tissue inside the penis back into the abdominal cavity. The human body is amazing isn't it?

Men shed their penis-skin every two months, maybe once a month if they have a lot of sex. Everyone knows this, are you still a virgin or something?

Are you a dumbass for thinking that women with improper morals develop loose vaginas? Yes, yes you are

No, that's just how /r9k/ came up with the word "roastie". And look up the leaked nudes of Hope Solo's cunt; they actually look like roastbeef.

I'm saving my gucci for my future husbands bull. That's crazy - do you happen to know where I can buy penis skin socks, or maybe a hat band? I'm now in the market

They're called "condoms", cost around 10 bucks each.

So they're saying girls shouldn't have sex much at all then? Cause what's the difference between a girl who has a lot of sex with one partner, vs one who has sex with many?

It's all the same thing in the end.

Do... Do they not even watch porn?

At least they are to be commended for realizing that porn is unrealistic?

I am actually happy that a bunch of future roasties got BTFO last night in Manchester

You have to be a pretty unhappy person to not only think this but then share it with other people.

If we had the testicular fortitude we would harness these sad individuals and use them for own suicide bombers.

But alas we have morals and shit.

Mommy and daddy were. Still Muslim tho. Good enough for me.

Oh, and your "Islamaphobe" horseshit won't work on me. I'm an Islamophile: I want them to come here and convert or kill you all.

You're 100% correct

I bet you "people" find it hilarious when one of us gets so cripplingly lonely that he kills himself.

You're all such bad people that I'm mostly going to be happy your future victims will never have to meet you tbh.

I would never kill anyone, cunt

I don't believe you. And I'm sure you'd go on to victimize someone else in some other way. For example, I'm fairly certain reading your terrible posts is giving me cancer right now.

Quick question: Was the first comment in this chain written through sniffles? Because I like to imagine it was.

I don't believe you.

Typical normie delusion.

For example, I'm fairly certain reading your terrible posts is giving me cancer right now.

Good.

Quick question: Was the first comment in this chain written through sniffles? Because I like to imagine it was.

It was between me cumming in your mom's pussy.

lmao it's your funeral nigga. ofc, I'm pretty sure you couldn't even recognize a pussy if it bit you on the microdick. Anyway, you should really kill yourself.

I bet you enjoy telling lonely depressed people to off themselves because you are superior to them

Nigga do you know where you are? Of course I do.

Then you are scum. Truly, truly sociopathic scum that would love to cave in the skull of a crying, lonely man.

Leave us alone.

You came into my sub nigga. I know it goes against your nature, but quit crying about it like a lil bitch.

No, your cretin posted our content into your sub to raid us and mock us.

Fuck off and die.

No.

At least fucking SRD banned discussion about incels because they knew they were mocking a bunch of suicidal, mentally ill lonely men.

Fuck all of you.

I bet you were a bully in your school days. I bet you beat the shit out of the lonely nerd kids while bitches would be all over your dick.

Now this was definitely typed through tears. You give SJWs a run for their money with how fucking thin-skinned and whiny you are lmao.

If you hate me so much, come find me and kill me. Stab me to death.

Nah fam, that's your sort of thing. I'll just keep shitposting instead thx.

I slightly love you.

This whole comment adventure just made my morning to be honest. I figured we might all take a trip to the zoo later in the day but hell they brought the zoo to us!

That bussy better be top shelf if you want a piece of this action 👌

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Stupid fat slut.

Crybaby incel.

So all of them?

Back to the zoo with you.

You start talking shit and then ask to be left alone? Lol, what a fucking loser

That's how they are, it's literally the most pathetic thing I've seen on this website to date. Like if you're going to throw punches you have to be willing to take some. These people however talk mad shit despite being completely pathetic and then when called out play victim and act as if they're the innocents.

I legitimately don't know if I've seen anything this pathetic before on this site tbqh. Like, probably, but nothing's jumping to mind. Darqwolff and SJWs can't touch this failure.

"NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE! NORMIE!"

Crawl back to your cess-pool sub with the rest of the pieces of shit.

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Oh good! I got featured!

Hi.

Enjoy the fame!

I'm never happy when anyone hurts themselves, that goes against everything I believe in. But saying "I am actually happy that a bunch of future roasties got BTFO last night in Manchester" is a monstrous thing to say. I get it, you're in pain--take responsibility for yourself and seek help rather than spreading your hate and negativity. Until you do, you will continue to make the world a worse place.

You literally found it amusing that 20+ people, two of which were children, were blown up. Let me make this clear, they were kids that will now never get to live their life while you sit in your shithole sub and complain that you're such a sociopath that women don't want to sleep with you. You're not a victim, these people are victims. You're not a victim just because women dont want to sleep with you.

It has fuck all to do with you being a cripple you narcissistic sociopathic piece of shit.

The point is at least you'd be contributing to society rather than being a net drain.

But woe is you, everyone look at this poor guy. Please shed a tear for him because its all about him and his narcissism.

You are a sad sack of shit.

Maybe you'd be less lonely if you didn't use quotation marks around the word people like you're a different species. Who the fuck does that?

You get laid? Check your privilege bro.

Right? How much of a delicate snowflake can you be?

Nah. Actually very happy that u/ASS_F is a lonely bitter loser.

You have no idea how hard it is for me and some others to make friends lmao

Has anyone told him you can make your own friends with bleach and ammonia?

TIL blue balls make you a cunt.

yeah dude these incels need some pussy, why don't those sluts just put out for ugly guys

White people need to be gassed.

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Lol he uses NP links, what a normie

What in the fuck lmao

That's right kill all men who could not get laid past the age of 20

tbh yeh