Cash Me Ousside girl Danielle Bregoli, 14, demands a 50-inch TV, three fidget spinners, and a fruit platter with no pineapple on her £40k per show US tour
I always wondered what Van Halen would be like, if super autistic.
Did you ever hear David Lee Roth talk about those crazy riders? He said they were there as obvious signs into how seriously the promoters took the voluminous technical requirements of their live stage act. If they didn't take the time to remove the brown M&Ms, how could they trust them to rig the pyro and floating drum cage correctly?
Interesting story, the Brown M&M test wasn't just because Van Halen went around, being all over-vaccinated and shit. They had really peculiar demands because of all the pyrotechnic displays that were laid out in their contract riders. One venue figured they'd just ballpark some of their requirements, and a roadie almost died because of poor construction.
Requiring only brown M&M's was their canary-in-the-coal-mine to tell whether a venue was following shit to the letter.
It's like someone realized Paris Hilton appealed almost exclusively to poor trashy white girls, so the powers that be decided the next big thing was to make a poorer, trashier Paris Hilton for the masses.
Who the the fuck cares what some thotty little twat with mentally disabled parents thinks about fuck anything? I get that not-so-normies need this sort of shit to keep the world from crushing their mediocre spirits but could they go any lower? What a lame-ass lolcow. She's a wiggery little white bitch who isn't even old enough to call a bitch. She's a fuckin understudy for a gender-bent version of Malibu's Most Wanted that didn't ever get made made. She's...
Fuck, I think I just got it. It's easy to feel superior to her and she's funny in a trash ho sort of way. This Kid's Tom Sawyer-tier Americana material. Mayocide now?
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n/a Neon_needles 2017-05-23
I always wondered what Van Halen would be like, if super autistic.
n/a Maga_Brahmin 2017-05-23
Don't bring Eddie into this. It's disrespectful.
n/a Senator_Chickpea 2017-05-23
Sadly, we required her parents to beat her to death with her own shoes, and they've failed to deliver.
n/a evannever 2017-05-23
Did you ever hear David Lee Roth talk about those crazy riders? He said they were there as obvious signs into how seriously the promoters took the voluminous technical requirements of their live stage act. If they didn't take the time to remove the brown M&Ms, how could they trust them to rig the pyro and floating drum cage correctly?
1 TripperDay 2017-05-23
Yeah, because the same folks who sort M&Ms will be the ones rigging the pyro...
I mean, maybe that's why they did it, but it was still pretty stupid.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-05-23
She needs to be taking advantage of the situation way more than she is.
n/a Ennui2778 2017-05-23
Interesting story, the Brown M&M test wasn't just because Van Halen went around, being all over-vaccinated and shit. They had really peculiar demands because of all the pyrotechnic displays that were laid out in their contract riders. One venue figured they'd just ballpark some of their requirements, and a roadie almost died because of poor construction.
Requiring only brown M&M's was their canary-in-the-coal-mine to tell whether a venue was following shit to the letter.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-23
how did a supposedly omniscient god fuck up so badly when creating his pièce de résistance
n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-23
http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/03/15/answer-to-job/
n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-05-23
Are her 15 minutes still not over yet?
n/a Myrsephone 2017-05-23
Fuck I wish. She has a legion of spoiled teenage girls who wish they could be insufferable cunts like her all the time.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-23
It's like someone realized Paris Hilton appealed almost exclusively to poor trashy white girls, so the powers that be decided the next big thing was to make a poorer, trashier Paris Hilton for the masses.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-23
Nah, there was a regression. She was another step down from Snooki.
n/a khanfusion 2017-05-23
Yeah but Snooki wasn't a white girl so it's marketing impact was diminished.
n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-23
Anyone who goes to this show should get the Manchester treatment
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-05-23
That's a little much, but she does make burkas and stoning look attractive.
n/a MG87 2017-05-23
Honest to god, the world would be a better place without her
n/a Hitlery_Clinton 2017-05-23
So I guess this is her plan until she's old enough to do porn
n/a Che_Gueporna 2017-05-23
I mean, we've all that countdown clock started, right?
Although my money is less on "real" porn and more on semi-nude appearances on rap videos a la: https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/6azc0v/fresh_video_ygpop_it_shake_it_ft_dj_mustard/
n/a Matues49 2017-05-23
Linking The Sun unironically
n/a PineappleExpress98 2017-05-23
That's the most offensive part of all this
n/a tom_the_tanker 2017-05-23
sniff
It's...beautiful...
n/a snallygaster 2017-05-23
but why?
n/a OniTan 2017-05-23
I think she picked random things because that's funny to 14 year olds. See Nickelodeon sitcoms.
n/a Leyto 2017-05-23
That has to be it cause house of wax came out in 2005 she was 2 or maybe she is a really big paris hilton fan.
n/a MG87 2017-05-23
ISIS attacked the wrong event
n/a OniTan 2017-05-23
Sounds like a hell of a show.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-05-23
damn america has a lot of paedos
n/a TrailerParkBride 2017-05-23
Who the the fuck cares what some thotty little twat with mentally disabled parents thinks about fuck anything? I get that not-so-normies need this sort of shit to keep the world from crushing their mediocre spirits but could they go any lower? What a lame-ass lolcow. She's a wiggery little white bitch who isn't even old enough to call a bitch. She's a fuckin understudy for a gender-bent version of Malibu's Most Wanted that didn't ever get made made. She's...
Fuck, I think I just got it. It's easy to feel superior to her and she's funny in a trash ho sort of way. This Kid's Tom Sawyer-tier Americana material. Mayocide now?
n/a lifesbrink 2017-05-23
Ugh.
n/a OniTan 2017-05-23
Sounds like a hell of a show.
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-05-23
Life is doing a good job at triggering me these days
n/a Michaelphelpsisquick 2017-05-23
People are paying for this?
n/a thekingofindia_x 2017-05-23
She's got very big tits for a 14 year old
n/a glmox 2017-05-23
?
n/a WorseThanHipster 2017-05-23
Why isn't she a mod here yet?
n/a theherps 2017-05-23
God truely has abandoned us
n/a carthoris26 2017-05-23
I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell that censored word is.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-05-23
weebs