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You ever see a fat kid in a bed at a children's cancer ward? I didn't think so.

plexiglassss: "You are the light in the darkness of this culture. Thank you for using humor to heal generations of pain so brilliantly."

Bring on the Mayocide. It's time. I'm over this shit.

you are the light in the darkness of this culture

she sure is blinding

Hold on now, it could have been meant ironically?

Either way, Mayocide is the answer

It's been time, fam. Anyone who hadn't already realized that is going up against the wall too.

I was against mayocide but this just.. Is too much... Kill all white women

nuclear holocaust now

Not precise enough. Let's just lace all the quinoa with polonium.

But I eat quinoa

Not for long you don't.

Why stop there? Launch the nukes. End it all.

Lena Dunham now looks even more like a FtM.

( I am sorry that I compared Lena to transexual community and insulted them, but it had to be done. Here's some animal emoji #forgiveandforget)

🙈🐶🦅🦁🐰🐯🐥🐹🐮🐺🐨🐼🦍🦆🐫🦑

1. anxiety disorder *
2. resultant constant nausea
3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny
4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future
5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus *
6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail
7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains
8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this)
9. marching your ass off
10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge
11. sleeping 19 hours a day
12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut
13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't
14. realizing who ya real friends are
15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved)
16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency *
17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like [email protected]
18. keeping your back arched against the wind
19. um, who the fuck cares?
20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition

I like how she both spends 19 hours a day sleeping, yet still has time for "marching your ass off"

Also why is she not sending these threats to law-enforcement or even sharing on social media? I have a feeling it's because they don't exist. I also love how she's implying it's unsafe in the US, yet talks about her "need for revenge".

B I C T H gtfo yourself

19 hours a day? She is one strange-looking cat.

She forgot to list liposuction. Must've been an accident.

Dumbass needs to see her obgyn.

That OB deserves hazardous duty pay.

watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains

It's almost like she understands on at least some level how much she's bullshitting.

i mean

having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app

This has to be a joke right? No one could say that and mean it seriously?

I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for

It's not as if anyone forced her to do it. I don't think Lena Dunham has ever fought for anything in her whole life.

I'd pay 200 shekels to see Lena Dunham get skinned. Make it happen

Why do you hate successful women, or is it just all women?

I don't hate women, I just think they're dumb.

Ahem... wymyn.

Shut up faggot. That was barely funny in the 90s; now it just outs you as the fuckboi you are.

wymyn

Fuccboi*

eh i doubt he has the arse to be called a fuckboi

Lena Dunham is a shitty white woman whose success is a tradgedy for everyone else because we have to deal with hearing about her whenever she does something "brave" or "revolutionary". At least I can laugh when she says something stupid.

I'm pretty sure that referring to Lena Dunham as a woman is misogyny. Women don't want to be lumped in with that.

She really is the liberal Ann Coulter

I'm trying to picture Ann Coulter claiming that Obama's election made her lose (or gain) weight from stress. It doesn't work tbh.

Yeah I never thought I would say anything in defense of Ann Coulter, but that's mean and inaccurate to compare her to Lena.

I mean say what you want about Ann, she has a great body from the neck down.

More like shoulders down

You could play golf with her Adam's apple

That's what I meant. I just forgot the part under the neck

Like the pro troll that she is, Coulter knows how to at least appear unfazed by the haters. Dunham takes the bait too easily.

Coulter knows how to at least appear unfazed

LOLno. You didn't see the roast of Rob Lowe did you?

not really but she is better at pissing on her opponents.

Coulter at least has an ounce of self awareness.

If that was the case she wouldn't have bombed at the roast

I'm sure by "everything [she's] fought in her career for" she means some crap about acceptance but it's funny because a lot of her career is actually based on her being chubby

"everything [she's] fought in her career for"

She hasn't "fought" for anything. She's where she is on the basis of family/social connections.

SJWs who lose weight are a delight in the amount of mental gymnastics they're willing to perform to somehow a) justify their weight loss as an unintended consequence and b) not give away how happy they are to be thin.

1. marching your ass off

Welcome to the dark side, Fraulein! ACHTUNG

i love the hopscotch of reason you get out of these people:

"I was diagnosed with gastroparesis this year, which combined with depression and anxiety lead to substantial weight loss and the question I received the most wasn't "are you ok?", but "how did you lose the weight?!" I always knew our society valued looks but it's scary to see first hand how much the skinny look is valued above health. "

So, you were diagnosed with a disease, and it added to another disease you had. Having such dual-diagnosis manifested itself physically, people noticed and inquired after such dual-diagnosis. And, somehow, they don't care about health.

I guess fingering a 12 year old girl does indeed burn a lot of calories

Shame there is no fix for her fat head.

Haha, Lena dug herself into this gross heffer hole and now she can't be proud of her weight loss. As if she didn't hire a personal trainer and work out daily for the past however many months. Remember that instagram post about her feeling suuuper insecure being photographed with models? I fucking guarantee that's what kick-started her lifestyle change. But don't worry, she's still down with the fat acceptance dogshit. She ain't a traitor. This weight loss was totally incidental and has nothing to do with her hating the way her body looked.

I heard she was addicted to ephedrine but ok

huh she looks like a white yoko ono. or a poor mans bjork.

a poor mans bjork

Don't fucking mention Lena Dunham and my waifu in the same sentence you fucking pleb

oi laddy i'm sorry.

It doesn't matter how much weight she loses she's still stuck with that face.

There are limits to what medical science can do.