Alamo Drafthouse virtue signals hard and does women only Wonder Woman showing, commenters duke it out with each other in a fight probably more exciting than anything in the movie itself.

18  2017-05-25 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

16 comments

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n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

Nixe bait Alamo. For drama some dude needs to go to that screening and say that he's a chick, better yet - with legal documents.

n/a  Neon_needles 2017-05-25

Breaking news: woman gets raped by ftm transsexual in all-woman Wonder Woman showing at Alamo Drafthouse.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

Or by a MtF, that should trigger gendercritical.

n/a  lifesbrink 2017-05-25

I'm sure they are triggered abyway

n/a  crimsonchibolt 2017-05-25

Trigger, how the shite do they stop i imagine if you punctured their skin it would shoot blood like a firehose they are so high strung.

n/a  DeadMetalKiller 2017-05-25

Phew, smelling another Ghostbusters 2016 scenario. Good thing women make up the majority of all nerd shit, this should work out fine for Alamo.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

52 % of gamers 'member, 'MEMBER???

n/a  DeadMetalKiller 2017-05-25

Damn, you're right, and it's totally not just puzzle games and Sims and other casual shit.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

BUT...BUT...Dragon age, horizon, life is strange......I had the distinct honor to be linked to r/girlgamers where supposed girls whine about: a) not enough naked dicks

b) playing as male character

c) dodohead called me a bitch on internetz

d) other girls make fun of us only because of da patriarchy and dicks.

n/a  subpoutine 2017-05-25

True. I read that women purchase 99% of Paradox's DLC.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

Some say women were 100% of gamers before ET the game and then the patriarchy won.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-05-25

Some say women were 100% of gamers before ET the game and then the patriarchy won.

n/a  tealc_comma_the 2017-05-25

I wish I had that kind of money.

n/a  autistitron 2017-05-25

This will be more interesting than Ghostbusters 2016 drama.

Like Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman will get a really high RottenTomatoes score because women, and then it'l stick out as the only DC Comics movie above 30% in RT, and it'l be really obvious why.

n/a  ZeroSpace83 2017-05-25

Don't worry... Salon is on top of this.

https://twitter.com/Salon/status/867836564637794304

Silly manbabies... and digital tears?

n/a  Sludgy_Veins 2017-05-25

I'd love to collect Salon's digital tears when I debut my "no blacks" showing

n/a  BlackTed 2017-05-25

At a Madea showing too

n/a  neutralvoter 2017-05-25

people anticipate drama way too much nowadays. I honestly kept scrolling for some hilarious drama and all it was was people posting popcorn and 'male tears' pictures in anticipation of drama. I'm beginning to think drama is just a phenomenon invented by /r/drama and doesn't actually exist in the real world anymore

n/a  REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2017-05-25

Did anyone complain with they did an all male viewing of Captain America?