Don't listen to those guys, when you kys you want to make the news. My advice, decapitate yourself with a chainsaw or better yet jump in front of a school bus, not only will you make the news but think of all the children you will scar for life
I just need to know how many of you have actually got laid, and how many times per week
~1-2 per week
how many friends do you have, and how many people do you know
Real friends as in people I'd trust with my life = 4. As for "friends" that I'll go out drinkin with or shoot the shit 8 more.
I hate people and I'm a reclusive bitter drunk but I'm doing all right on that front rofl. I'm actually amazed I've maintained these relationships because I sure as fuck am almost never the one to suggest chilling
Are you the dude that fucked their cousin or was that someone else with "mood" in their name ?
I have 2 genuine friends, and some more acquaintances. At this point i'm so permanently doped out on drugs that my sexual desires are 0, and they weren't very high to begin with.
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n/a REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2017-05-26
Last time I had sex was 2003 and I'm ashamed to admit it, but it wasn't free
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
I believe you sir
n/a DiversityIsKekistani 2017-05-26
I believe you too. Come to Kekistan, we have legalized it.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-26
Is it the monthly suicide awarness thread ?
Because i need guidance tbf
n/a subpoutine 2017-05-26
I think Home Depot sells a nice thick rope.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
Jump of a building, always works
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-26
Down the road, not across the street.
n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-26
Don't listen to those guys, when you kys you want to make the news. My advice, decapitate yourself with a chainsaw or better yet jump in front of a school bus, not only will you make the news but think of all the children you will scar for life
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-05-26
I don't want to encourage the anti-chainsaw lobby with my suicide fam
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-05-26
Do cousins count?
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
Well of course! nazi white trash too
n/a SuchSpookySkeltal 2017-05-26
Good now I know ALL my boyfriends count.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
trashy high five!
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-05-26
~1-2 per week
Real friends as in people I'd trust with my life = 4. As for "friends" that I'll go out drinkin with or shoot the shit 8 more.
I hate people and I'm a reclusive bitter drunk but I'm doing all right on that front rofl. I'm actually amazed I've maintained these relationships because I sure as fuck am almost never the one to suggest chilling
Are you the dude that fucked their cousin or was that someone else with "mood" in their name ?
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
yes sir
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-05-26
Bruh why
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
dick
lack of self control
no discipline
n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-05-26
Are Brazilians the Alabamians of South America ?
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
yes and I lived in the most rednecky state of brazil
n/a marsjazztrio 2017-05-26
I just fucked a tinder chick in the ass last night. Just matched the morning before!
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
good job mate
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-26
I have 2 genuine friends, and some more acquaintances. At this point i'm so permanently doped out on drugs that my sexual desires are 0, and they weren't very high to begin with.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-26
Is English your 2nd language?
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-05-26
my 4th really
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-26
Well at least you have an excuse.