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The way they make sure to point out that he is a "former alter boy" instead of "autistic college student" or something like that says a lot about the author of this article.

"The pipe bomb reminded him of the priestly penis he used to suck"

I can't figure out the agenda of the author. it's either "Look, Christians can be terrorists too!" or "Look, Catholic priests always molest their alter boys and this guy's fucked up perception of reality is probably proof of that!". Either way it's kinda weird.

Really? The Torygraph is all about tradition and olde tymey conservativism, so I think their angle is probably more like "Good honest god-fearing child led astray by evil internet/terrorists"

Ah, I didn't even think about it that way. They did mention his interest in Islam a number of times. Probably trying to make a connection

Is there a pedophile priest equivalent stereotype in Islame

Imams, probably. Though everyone can be a pedophile in Islam, as long as it's a girl and she's 9.

Afghans love their Bacha Bazi boys.

Yeah but that's just Afghanistan.

There is a boy on the other side of the river/

With an ass like a peach/

But alas, I cannot swim.

Doesn't have religious backing though, its just degeneracy

Muslims

There's a pedophile priest equivalent in all professions which are trusted to work with children; the difference is that the catholic church is rich, powerful, global, centralized, and actively thwarted the law. You get rabbis and reverends and imams and all of the rest screwing kids too, and teachers and scout leaders, and doctors... etc... etc...

...But the AMA doesn't protect doctors who do that, and didn't spend decades shuffling them around. The difference was the institutional response, not the propensity of "holy" men to fuck children.

That's why you need God's Will backing your degeneracy.

"Praise be unto Yevon!"

What's it say about the author :3

I think he might be a secret serial killer

:0

Rolls of the tongue a bit better than the "Interested in Islam, but not an extremist" point the author makes multiple times in the article.

Euphoria made him do it.

Just a prank bro

Some people I've spoken with seem to have genuinely expected him to get treated leniently. He put a fucking bomb on the Underground, this is as lenient as it gets.

Yeah and he probably has a chance of getting parole or some shit. With enough GBP he'll probably be out in 7 years

Like I say, lenient. But no more lenient than this. 7 years is no joke.

That's true

Plz don't dox /u/zachums like this.

/u/spez help me

spez can't edit your life choices, homeboi.

Reddit is his home tho so maybe spez can help after all.

He looks like a /r/Drama mod, holy fuck.

Like when I look into my mind and imagine what that fa...good person /u/Oxus007 looks like this pops into my head.

Naw, Im extremely attractive.

dis u

POST

Send some of that attractiveness my way will ya?

I'm a 900 pound hobgoblin posting from under my bridge.

The root cause of Smith's actions were in his autistic disability, he said.

He certainly acts like one.

Weapons-obsessed Damon Smith built the device at home with a £2 clock from Tesco after finding an online al Qaida article entitled Make A Bomb In The Kitchen Of Your Mom.

Nice clock, Damon.

Damon Smith built the device at home with a £2 clock from Tesco after finding an online al Qaida article entitled Make A Bomb In The Kitchen Of Your Mom. The judge said that although Smith had an interest in Islam, he was not motivated by terrorism.

lol what

Make A Bomb In The Kitchen Of Your Mom.

Perfect journalism doesn't exi-

Jihadis know their audience.

Jesus Christ. We need to ban £2 clocks.

You can be an edgy faggot who LARPs as a Waffen SS officer but that doesn't mean you actually want to gas the Jews. It could just mean you're an edgy faggot.

The root cause of Smith's actions were in his autistic disability, he said.

See?

Why was a filthy mayo a /r/Drama mod?

The root cause of Smith's actions were in his autistic disability, he said.

Yeah that sounds about right.

Did they feed him helium to disguise his voice?

No autistic kid on earth is going to blow up a train of all things.

The root cause of [Insert random redditor here]'s actions were in his autistic disability, he said. The court heard that experts were divided over [Insert random redditor here]'s future risk to society.

I think he just wanted to relive being skull fucked by someone again. Going to prison is a sure fire way to relive his childhood of being skull fucked by priests.

Are all the mods that hot?