Personally I believe I have the right to do whatever the hell I want and if you don't like it you have the right to kill me.

12  2017-05-28 by PhysicsIsMyMistress

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I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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I can't believe someone said that unironically. I thought it was a fake /r/drama summary quote.

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I suck at spelling this word too, so I'm stealing this.

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