9/11 truthers come out like it's 2004 again

64  2017-05-28 by JoeFalchetto

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Can someone give this man an autism flair

Kind of redundant if your username is "szech1sauce"

Truthers are the dumbest strain of conspiracy theorist, which are already an especially dumb species.

To be fair, belief in conspiracies doesn't seem to be related to intelligence.

And even it it were, truthers sure as hell wouldn't be the dumbest.

To be fair...

Downvote.

No, Flat Earthers are the dumbest, next is Pizzagate, then I'll give it up to 9/11 truthers

Pizzagate is real tho

It's a false flag set up by Big Epoflebohebophile to distract everyone from their chain of Chinese food/donut shops where they traffic a slightly older demographic.

His name was Seth Rich

HiS nAMe wAs sEtH RicH

His name was Seth Rogen

Honestly, as stupid as PG is, it's nowhere near the other two. It's just that it has a lot fewer actors (a pizza shop and some DNC guy right?) than 9/11 (literally some kind of international Jewish conspiracy).

No pizza gate is fucking horribly stupid. Thinking a Cheeze Pizza means pedos? Fucking stupid and beyond.

But it's not as stupid as thinking that Bush was smart enough to orchestrate the world's deadliest terror attack eight months into office when he couldn't even invade some middle eastern shithole properly.

Believe it or not, Bush is actually a very intelligent guy.

At least something happened in order to create a conspiracy around. PizzaGoyum is literally trying to make something out of nothing.

Literally pizzagate came from leaked Podesta emails, that's not "nothing"

That is nothing because nothing happened. Just people seeing shit they want to see.

Did you read the emails retard?

PIZZA OVENS CAN'T MELT STALE CHEESE

Nothing happened lol

what about the emails?

nothing happened lmfao

did you read them?

retarded, old meme

Rly makes u think 🤔

if you are a pizza gate believer, would you take a look at this research I've done?

I've done some work in the past on Papa John's and Little Ceasars'. I think there's something big here nobody is talking about.

Slightly funnier meme, still a retarded deflection tho

actual building collapse, people die, victims identifiable

emails say 'cheese pizza', dude leaves a napkin somewhere, no victims, no family members saying pizza bakers stole their kiddos

"WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEEEEVE US IT'S REAL IT'S ALL THERE!"

Can you point to a single email that doesn't require an autist decoder ring? I don't have enough mountain dew points to get one yet.

Ye, hol up fam

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/49435

Read it and tell me what you think it means

It means old people were planning a party and some lady was bringing her grandkids to said party. It also means you're retarded.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You are comparing e-mails that you have jumped to the conclusion that the only possible explanation is that they are talking about running a pedo ring to planes crashing into two ginormous buildings.

That is how retarded you are. At least with truthers they are building theories to cope with major tragedies. You are trying to cope with the fact that maybe Democrat politicians are people too, so they must be really, really bad people.

What's another possible explanation then? Because I'll keep posting proof for you and I'm open for an alternative narrative

What's another possible explanation then?

You are all fucking retarded and you are reading into context that you want to see.

So you offer no alternative explanation to the mounds and mounds of weird coincidences, pictures, and code talk that stemmed from the Podest emails?

Is it really hard to believe that you are retarded and are willing to believe anything that fits your narrative?

I've read the fucking emails dipshit, they're worded differently but nothing in it screams pedo. kys

Oh boy.

Please use a more gender neutral expression, I feel a little left out.

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I am a truther, unironically. I'm also really smart.

But I just schlepped them all the way over here...

Last night I discovered my dad is a 9/11 truther of sorts. His conspiratorial stuff doesn't revolve around the twin towers though. He just thinks that the government shot down that plane where they say the passengers rushed the cabin.

let's roll

*blown up by stinger*

o well

i'm choosing to believe this

Given the wreckage dispersal over a distance of a mile that seems likely

Imagine the feelbads otherwise

Yeah it's not hard to imagine the government not wanting to be open with shooting down a civilian aircraft, even one that was hijacked.

Yeah and then they get to sell this story of common american heroism instead of taking the heat for those deaths.

It's kind of like the best JFK conspiracy explanation. Lee Harvey Oswald did shoot him, but the shot that blew off his face was actually a retaliation shot from a secret serviceman. It explains why they wanted to cover it up, and it's not some extraordinary explanation either.

What? Why would the SS want to shoot JFK after he was shot?

No the SS dude accidentally shot him while shooting at LHO.

That is insane. Missing him and then hitting JFK perfectly from a distance sounds absolutely ridiculous.

So the scenario goes, LHO shoots and hits (non head shot) JFK from a distance, then a SS member in front of JFK turns around and accidentally shoots JFK in the face, and that's the second shot from the zapruder film from the front and to the left.

I had never seen the video in that quality before. That's chilling and crazy if true

Why the fuck would someone do that though? How can you possibly do that as an accident?

Tbh that one is actually plausible to me. And also not all that scandalous either, given where the other hijacked planes wound up shooting that one out of the sky would be the most right call of all right calls.

george bush doesn't care about rich people

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