It's a false flag set up by Big Epoflebohebophile to distract everyone from their chain of Chinese food/donut shops where they traffic a slightly older demographic.
Honestly, as stupid as PG is, it's nowhere near the other two. It's just that it has a lot fewer actors (a pizza shop and some DNC guy right?) than 9/11 (literally some kind of international Jewish conspiracy).
But it's not as stupid as thinking that Bush was smart enough to orchestrate the world's deadliest terror attack eight months into office when he couldn't even invade some middle eastern shithole properly.
You are comparing e-mails that you have jumped to the conclusion that the only possible explanation is that they are talking about running a pedo ring to planes crashing into two ginormous buildings.
That is how retarded you are. At least with truthers they are building theories to cope with major tragedies. You are trying to cope with the fact that maybe Democrat politicians are people too, so they must be really, really bad people.
Last night I discovered my dad is a 9/11 truther of sorts. His conspiratorial stuff doesn't revolve around the twin towers though. He just thinks that the government shot down that plane where they say the passengers rushed the cabin.
It's kind of like the best JFK conspiracy explanation. Lee Harvey Oswald did shoot him, but the shot that blew off his face was actually a retaliation shot from a secret serviceman. It explains why they wanted to cover it up, and it's not some extraordinary explanation either.
Tbh that one is actually plausible to me. And also not all that scandalous either, given where the other hijacked planes wound up shooting that one out of the sky would be the most right call of all right calls.
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n/a HauntedFurniture 2017-05-28
Kind of redundant if your username is "szech1sauce"
n/a marsjazztrio 2017-05-28
Truthers are the dumbest strain of conspiracy theorist, which are already an especially dumb species.
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-28
To be fair, belief in conspiracies doesn't seem to be related to intelligence.
And even it it were, truthers sure as hell wouldn't be the dumbest.
n/a FTFallen 2017-05-28
Downvote.
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-28
No, Flat Earthers are the dumbest, next is Pizzagate, then I'll give it up to 9/11 truthers
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-28
Pizzagate is real tho
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-28
It's a false flag set up by Big Epoflebohebophile to distract everyone from their chain of Chinese food/donut shops where they traffic a slightly older demographic.
n/a PineappleExpress98 2017-05-28
His name was Seth Rich
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-05-28
HiS nAMe wAs sEtH RicH
n/a PineappleExpress98 2017-05-28
His name was Seth Rogen
n/a trj820 2017-05-28
Honestly, as stupid as PG is, it's nowhere near the other two. It's just that it has a lot fewer actors (a pizza shop and some DNC guy right?) than 9/11 (literally some kind of international Jewish conspiracy).
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-28
No pizza gate is fucking horribly stupid. Thinking a Cheeze Pizza means pedos? Fucking stupid and beyond.
n/a trj820 2017-05-28
But it's not as stupid as thinking that Bush was smart enough to orchestrate the world's deadliest terror attack eight months into office when he couldn't even invade some middle eastern shithole properly.
n/a TruthPains 2017-05-28
Believe it or not, Bush is actually a very intelligent guy.
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
At least something happened in order to create a conspiracy around. PizzaGoyum is literally trying to make something out of nothing.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Literally pizzagate came from leaked Podesta emails, that's not "nothing"
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
That is nothing because nothing happened. Just people seeing shit they want to see.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Did you read the emails retard?
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-28
PIZZA OVENS CAN'T MELT STALE CHEESE
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Rly makes u think 🤔
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-05-28
if you are a pizza gate believer, would you take a look at this research I've done?
I've done some work in the past on Papa John's and Little Ceasars'. I think there's something big here nobody is talking about.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Slightly funnier meme, still a retarded deflection tho
n/a Sloppysloppyjoe 2017-05-28
"WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEEEEVE US IT'S REAL IT'S ALL THERE!"
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-28
Can you point to a single email that doesn't require an autist decoder ring? I don't have enough mountain dew points to get one yet.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Ye, hol up fam
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/49435
Read it and tell me what you think it means
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-28
It means old people were planning a party and some lady was bringing her grandkids to said party. It also means you're retarded.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/30613
???
n/a ownersinc 2017-05-28
Are you fucking kidding me?
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
You are comparing e-mails that you have jumped to the conclusion that the only possible explanation is that they are talking about running a pedo ring to planes crashing into two ginormous buildings.
That is how retarded you are. At least with truthers they are building theories to cope with major tragedies. You are trying to cope with the fact that maybe Democrat politicians are people too, so they must be really, really bad people.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
What's another possible explanation then? Because I'll keep posting proof for you and I'm open for an alternative narrative
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
You are all fucking retarded and you are reading into context that you want to see.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
So you offer no alternative explanation to the mounds and mounds of weird coincidences, pictures, and code talk that stemmed from the Podest emails?
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
Is it really hard to believe that you are retarded and are willing to believe anything that fits your narrative?
n/a ownersinc 2017-05-28
I've read the fucking emails dipshit, they're worded differently but nothing in it screams pedo. kys
n/a froibo 2017-05-28
Oh boy.
n/a raps_caucasionally 2017-05-28
Please use a more gender neutral expression, I feel a little left out.
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n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-28
I am a truther, unironically. I'm also really smart.
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-28
But I just schlepped them all the way over here...
n/a AntiLuke 2017-05-28
Last night I discovered my dad is a 9/11 truther of sorts. His conspiratorial stuff doesn't revolve around the twin towers though. He just thinks that the government shot down that plane where they say the passengers rushed the cabin.
n/a nomad1c 2017-05-28
let's roll
*blown up by stinger*
o well
n/a Hammer_of_goofiness 2017-05-28
i'm choosing to believe this
n/a Mircy 2017-05-28
Given the wreckage dispersal over a distance of a mile that seems likely
Imagine the feelbads otherwise
n/a AntiLuke 2017-05-28
Yeah it's not hard to imagine the government not wanting to be open with shooting down a civilian aircraft, even one that was hijacked.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-05-28
Yeah and then they get to sell this story of common american heroism instead of taking the heat for those deaths.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-28
It's kind of like the best JFK conspiracy explanation. Lee Harvey Oswald did shoot him, but the shot that blew off his face was actually a retaliation shot from a secret serviceman. It explains why they wanted to cover it up, and it's not some extraordinary explanation either.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-28
What? Why would the SS want to shoot JFK after he was shot?
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-28
No the SS dude accidentally shot him while shooting at LHO.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-28
That is insane. Missing him and then hitting JFK perfectly from a distance sounds absolutely ridiculous.
n/a Pablopubes 2017-05-28
So the scenario goes, LHO shoots and hits (non head shot) JFK from a distance, then a SS member in front of JFK turns around and accidentally shoots JFK in the face, and that's the second shot from the zapruder film from the front and to the left.
n/a steponmeiring 2017-05-28
I had never seen the video in that quality before. That's chilling and crazy if true
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-05-28
Why the fuck would someone do that though? How can you possibly do that as an accident?
n/a ahbslldud 2017-05-28
Tbh that one is actually plausible to me. And also not all that scandalous either, given where the other hijacked planes wound up shooting that one out of the sky would be the most right call of all right calls.
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-28
george bush doesn't care about rich people
n/a evannever 2017-05-28
White Yeezy