Invertebrate College President Uses He/Him Pronouns

10  2017-05-29 by jubbergun

11 comments

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n/a  jubbergun 2017-05-29

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n/a  donaldthelion 2017-05-29

Remember when colleges taught useful things like math and science

n/a  LeFabulousFaggot 2017-05-29

Pepperidge farm remembers

n/a  newcomer_ts 2017-05-29

Take a look at this https://youtu.be/f3CRVLVGa5E?t=1h2m39s

She picks up a mix and goes with:

First and foremost George, you are so full of shit.

And then the rest of her speech is filled with cursing like it's some backwater ghetto somewhere in Detroit.

This is not a college.

This is a mental institution for retards, autists and obviously, people with Tourette syndrome pretending for reals to be a school.

However, in terms of care, most patients seem to not make any progress.

n/a  AlcoholicMood 2017-05-29

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n/a  HowToDealWEntitlemnt 2017-05-29

I’m George Bridges, I use he/him pronouns.

Imaging being this liberal.

Seriously, this is parody, right?

-DeepDickedHillyBilly

n/a  newcomer_ts 2017-05-29

Damn you OP, I thought you got creative but, by God, he indeed does.

n/a  newcomer_ts 2017-05-29

Take a look at this https://youtu.be/f3CRVLVGa5E?t=1h2m39s

She picks up a mix and goes with:

First and foremost George, you are so full of shit.

And then the rest of her speech is filled with cursing like it's some backwater ghetto somewhere in Detroit.

This is not a college.

This is a mental institution for retards, autists and obviously, people with Tourette syndrome pretending for reals to be a school.

However, in terms of care, most patients seem to not make any progress.

n/a  ReBurnInator 2017-05-29

tl;dr

n/a  jubbergun 2017-05-29

TL;DR:

  1. Crazy students take over campus, wreck shit, beat on people, and just generally get jiggy with it.
  2. Crazy students give the school a list of ridiculous demands.
  3. The college president rolls over like a bitch and gives them everything they want, says "thanks you sir, may I please have another," and presents the bussy.

It's hilarious watching higher education committing slow suicide.

n/a  autotldr 2017-05-29

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 94%. (I'm a bot)

The person we hire will be appointed to the senior leadership team and will focus, among other things, on student retention across all aspects of the college from the moment a student comes into contact with Evergreen to the point at which they graduate.

For 40 years, Dr. Thomas diligently supported learners in a number of roles including Coordinator of Upward Bound, Director of Educational Support Programs and Dean of Student Development, Vice President of Student Development and Campus President.

The resources will be available for use effective July 1.It is critical to have student voice involved in a variety of initiatives over the summer including the conduct code, summer hiring, new student orientation, developing a communication plan for next year, and work on the equity center.

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