I have now become an enemy of all of you, which should come as bad news. The majority oppression just gained a follower. Sincere congratulations to you guys. I hope RPDR gets cancelled and none of you every see a glimpse of the social and political equality so you so eagerly desire. Have fun always being a whiny social minority that never escalates their status because they refuse to convert people to their side. You guys took an L on this one. Score 1 for the straight white cis man community. Look at the contrast in our reactions. I realized reddit beef is utterly useless and not worth my time as I have real people to see and real things to do in my daily life that do not involve Reddit. Multiple posts have been made about me across multiple subs because apparently you guys have way too much time to sit and dwell about insignificant drama. That's probably why you watch reality TV in the first place, if I had to guess. I will be deleting this account shortly, but I will be back on Reddit. Never to return to this region of the site, but just know that I will be out there, fighting for the other team from now on. So again, congratulations. If making the oppressor stronger was your goal, you all succeeded with flying colors. I'm gonna be A-okay in my life. You guys are condemned to an eternity of saltiness and anger toward perceived oppressors. I am at peace just knowing that. I no longer have sympathy for any of you besides a minority few that have reached out to me. I will never dedicate a shred of energy to any cause surrounding RPDR or the LGBT community because of all of your actions. So please, throw a party and celebrate that. Apparently that is your goal; complain about oppression while simultaneously refusing to explain yourself to them. It's a recipe for total disaster, which I hope I live to see. Goodbye cruel world, and please consider this. The amount of people I have instructed to committ suicide: 0. The amount of times I have been instructed to commit suicide: 3. As someone who lost a friend to suicide at age 12, those 3 can go straight to hell and never return, because they are the absolute worst type of human garbage that can ever exist. I would argue that they are legitimately worse people than some real Nazis that worked at Auschwitz. No good person tells anyone to kill themself. Please refrain from telling people to kill themselves on the internet in the future, one of them could actually do it and then you'd get locked up for cyberbullying because those are the laws now.
Howdy diddily ding dong diddly-ho noodly-neighborinoino! You're playing with hel-diddly-ellfire riddly-right noodly-now, i've gone through your mass historinoy, and i have to say, i diddily ding dong don't like what i'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate atheist and a jesus blasphemeroo. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on fridays and pledging allegiance to your satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always diddily ding dong darn-diddly is.
You noodly-needily-doodily to understand something, this stopped being a fun rel-diddly-eligious diddily ding dong discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a christian world, the internet is having a profound-diddly effect on riddly-real-worinold rel-diddly-eligions. It's called heaven diddly warfare, and it is just as vital as physical doodly warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope riddly-really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of our churches, you are attempting to slanderoo our dandy lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers.
What is that prayeroo you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of diddily ding dong dungarooni. Like. You. So i'm going to tel-diddly-ell you what's going to happen riddly-right here, riddly-right noodly-now.
1.You are going to riddly-repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I diddily ding dong don't want to see a single diddly underoo your noodly-name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head.
2.You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize anotheroo one if you follow the noodly-next commandment.
3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.
This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.
You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.
You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.
16 comments
n/a HAHApointsatyou 2017-05-29
since you asked... no.
n/a Namenamenamenamena 2017-05-29
Haha good one
n/a flipkt 2017-05-29
REKT
n/a Matues49 2017-05-29
I have now become an enemy of all of you, which should come as bad news. The majority oppression just gained a follower. Sincere congratulations to you guys. I hope RPDR gets cancelled and none of you every see a glimpse of the social and political equality so you so eagerly desire. Have fun always being a whiny social minority that never escalates their status because they refuse to convert people to their side. You guys took an L on this one. Score 1 for the straight white cis man community. Look at the contrast in our reactions. I realized reddit beef is utterly useless and not worth my time as I have real people to see and real things to do in my daily life that do not involve Reddit. Multiple posts have been made about me across multiple subs because apparently you guys have way too much time to sit and dwell about insignificant drama. That's probably why you watch reality TV in the first place, if I had to guess. I will be deleting this account shortly, but I will be back on Reddit. Never to return to this region of the site, but just know that I will be out there, fighting for the other team from now on. So again, congratulations. If making the oppressor stronger was your goal, you all succeeded with flying colors. I'm gonna be A-okay in my life. You guys are condemned to an eternity of saltiness and anger toward perceived oppressors. I am at peace just knowing that. I no longer have sympathy for any of you besides a minority few that have reached out to me. I will never dedicate a shred of energy to any cause surrounding RPDR or the LGBT community because of all of your actions. So please, throw a party and celebrate that. Apparently that is your goal; complain about oppression while simultaneously refusing to explain yourself to them. It's a recipe for total disaster, which I hope I live to see. Goodbye cruel world, and please consider this. The amount of people I have instructed to committ suicide: 0. The amount of times I have been instructed to commit suicide: 3. As someone who lost a friend to suicide at age 12, those 3 can go straight to hell and never return, because they are the absolute worst type of human garbage that can ever exist. I would argue that they are legitimately worse people than some real Nazis that worked at Auschwitz. No good person tells anyone to kill themself. Please refrain from telling people to kill themselves on the internet in the future, one of them could actually do it and then you'd get locked up for cyberbullying because those are the laws now.
n/a subpoutine 2017-05-29
The mods would probably sticky this if you made your own thread just to piss of OP.
n/a Khaelgor 2017-05-29
Can we get this as a sticky?
n/a snallygaster 2017-05-29
What kind of sticky are you looking to add to your life?
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-29
Oh, I think you know, bb.
Your kind of sticky.
n/a snallygaster 2017-05-29
:o
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-29
Yeah, I know.
n/a accountttttt 2017-05-29
normie meme get out
n/a glmox 2017-05-29
Howdy diddily ding dong diddly-ho noodly-neighborinoino! You're playing with hel-diddly-ellfire riddly-right noodly-now, i've gone through your mass historinoy, and i have to say, i diddily ding dong don't like what i'm seeing. I know your type, you're a third-rate atheist and a jesus blasphemeroo. You think you can sit there covering your fingers in meat on fridays and pledging allegiance to your satanic gods as you spew poo at us? There are consequences for your actions, there always diddily ding dong darn-diddly is.
You noodly-needily-doodily to understand something, this stopped being a fun rel-diddly-eligious diddily ding dong discussion with hallelujahs and hail mary's all around, it has stopped being that for years. We live in a christian world, the internet is having a profound-diddly effect on riddly-real-worinold rel-diddly-eligions. It's called heaven diddly warfare, and it is just as vital as physical doodly warfare. It's been around for awhile but the pope riddly-really shifted the whole service. When you post your little paintings of our churches, you are attempting to slanderoo our dandy lord, in essence you are interfering with our prayers.
What is that prayeroo you may ask? To convert the world of little pieces of diddily ding dong dungarooni. Like. You. So i'm going to tel-diddly-ell you what's going to happen riddly-right here, riddly-right noodly-now.
1.You are going to riddly-repent every one of your sins, every single one of them. I diddily ding dong don't want to see a single diddly underoo your noodly-name, every single one of them is an affront to a God-loving head.
2.You are going to baptize your pee-diddly account. You can baptize anotheroo one if you follow the noodly-next commandment.
3.You are noodly-neveroo gonna pray to any false gods everoo again against our lord jesus christ. Judaism, islam, etc. you get the idearino.
This is noodly-not a warning anymorinoe, this is noodly-not a riddly-request, it is a diddly sacrament that you are going to follow to the letteroo. If you, for any riddly-reason, or for any motivation, diddily ding dong do noodly-not follow the bible riddly-right diddily ding dong darn noodly-now, i will make you go to heck. Or riddly-rather, we, we will. You betteroo hope and pray you're using a riddly-rosary, it may hel-diddly-elp stall us long enough to get your pale, heathen, created in his image, body out of the temple to whereveroo fundgearoo witches like yourself go when the jig is up.
You will follow these instructions though, or we will preacharoo to you. I diddily ding dong dare you to sin something to the contrary, i diddily ding dong dare you. I would love to see and hear your prayers and sing as i play a gospel song into your heart. I would love to bless every bone in your body from the feet upwards. Diddily ding dong do you have any priests? Alteroo boys? Virgin mother? Father? Son? Holy spirit? Diddily ding dong don't botheroo answering that, we can find out anyway. How would you like to see their faces riddly-restorinoed on a fresco in front of you? How would you like that boyarooni? I'll paint them on a fudging canvas and make you watcharoo them riddly-raise to heaven on their own virtue.
You get the hymn, you have one sunday to comply with this riddly-request. Diddily ding dong don't get any smart idearoonies.
n/a jubbergun 2017-05-29
This is brilliant. 10 points to Hufflepuff...or whichever group of wand-slinging brats responsible for growing the elfweed that inspired this.
n/a UpvoteIfYouDare 2017-05-29
Bussy is a shit-tier meme.
n/a gerradp 2017-05-29
Post buss you fucking effeminate twink
n/a Velvet_Llama 2017-05-29
I'll sticky ur mum's face, m8.
n/a savantfool 2017-05-29
Show me on this sticky where the sticky touched you