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Lmao at the guy getting fired for that tweet.

i'm mad at something innocuous again.

I don't get it. Did a bunch of people die in a line recently or something? It just seems like a nonsequitur to me.

I too am confused

Honestly can't tell if trolling. If not, today's Memorial Day.

Yeah but what does the second sentence have to do with anything.

it's just a really shitty bad taste joke

He should have at least made it funny. I don't get it, either.

Honestly can't tell what you're trying to say

I don't understand this tweet nor the implication behind it, I just know that being flippant over Memorial Day is something we should all be angry about

oh my god why won't these PR people learn not to make jokes about somber and sacred stuff? do communications programs not teach students where to draw the line? why does this keep happening??

Honestly, it seems like whoever wrote it didn't have a full grasp of the English language. I can't imagine any other reason they could fail so spectacularly at attempting to write a punchline.

They just know one of these times it'll work, and the creator of that campaign will become a god (if only all ad people weren't sociopaths)

Eh, worked for @SonicTheHedgehog.

Kids these days. Amirite.

Don't tell me /r/Dramanauts get triggered over this.

This is what you get for trying to fill your disabled worker quota by putting someone with autism in charge of your twitter account.

The spongebob twitter account was one of the first twitter accounts I ever followed, and then immediately after unfollowed after seeing its uniquely unfunny "jokes".

For anyone too lazy to click the archive:

On the surface, Memorial Day honors those who have fallen in the line of duty. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

🤔

Its kind of beautiful when you really think about it.

hold the mayo