wtf is an official twitter account of a country? Like, how do you go to twitter and say 'hi i am officially russia.' This is dumb and people that think this is some sort of official diplomatic discussion between two countries are retarded and need to get off twitter.
Eastern Europe has had a chromosomes​ deficiency for a long time now, ever since Chernobyl decided to nuclear cream pie everywhere, there are literally Babushkas with Great Big Penises on their foreheads, roaming around, looking for mushrooms and fake taxis. The World will never quite be the same without the Soviet Union. Yes, it anally penetrated some countries, but every story has its baddie, right???
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-05-30
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n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-30
I don't know what weapons will be used in World War 3, but i know that World War 4 will be fought with dank memes
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-05-30
Well if memes will be the main tools of war, it also means - lesser deadcount.
n/a lokichilde 2017-05-30
But a higher dedcount
n/a hexane360 2017-05-30
Much higher suicidecount
n/a Wowbagger1 2017-05-30
Really jogs the noggin huh.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-05-30
did you see the thread about starting a political party in smaller countries.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-30
no?
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-30
World War 3's main line of offense will be weaponized autism.
n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-30
I had no idea eastern Europe had weaponized autism
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-05-30
Dude, where do you think it originally came from?
n/a grungebot5000 2017-05-30
ok so has WoG confirmed that autism come from Neanderthals? this has been my headcanon for awhile
n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-30
Eastern European history is essentially defined by the sudden appearance of an autistic leader that changes the whole direction of the region.
In this cycle, he is reborn as Vladimir Putin: Read this
n/a alexmikli 2017-05-30
Near sociopathic, yet bizarre efficient and brutal leader? Seems legit.
n/a SWIMsfriend 2017-05-30
lol. you're more likely to find a successful retard than a successful aspie.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-30
Oh Jesus Christ this is amazing. The Pentagon actually funneled money and resources to figure out if Putin is an aspie.
n/a IAintThatGuy 2017-05-30
They wanted to evaluate if they could manage to make him less effective at ruling his country by secretly pushing for the release of more Sonic games.
n/a Medical_Droid 2017-05-30
Giving Sonic blue arms was punishment for Crimea.
n/a PM_ME_UR_NYMPHOMANIA 2017-05-30
They have plenty of other weaponized shit, so I'm sure that the Soviets earmarked some pork for military autism research.
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-05-30
JUST Eastern Europe?
n/a sombresobriquet 2017-05-30
This is amazing. Less amazing when you realize it's just 2 PR guys bantering with each other, but still.
n/a Raitapaita 2017-05-30
There is also the official account of Russian ministry of foreign affairs involved in the thread, so we might be dealing with 3 PR people here.
n/a Kysbu 2017-05-30
>wwIII is caused by a twitter fight
What a time to be alive
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-05-30
"By this frog, thou shalt perish"
n/a holditsteady 2017-05-30
Well Ukraine and Russia are already sorta in a war, this isn't going to start anything
n/a SpectroSpecter 2017-05-30
Honestly it would be more like "the day poland went away"
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-05-30
Poland devastated by surprise meme attack from Polish forces and declared missing, news at 11.
n/a alexmikli 2017-05-30
Our world ended not with a bang, but with a kek
n/a pizzashill 2017-05-30
This really is the best time to be alive.
n/a Medibee 2017-05-30
Blue checks on Twitter used to mean something. Now they're just giving them to anybody.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-30
Except Milo.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-30
ooooooo got em
n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-30
RIGHT IN THE COVFEFE
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-05-30
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n/a ComedicSans 2017-05-30
Shitposters are a protected class.
n/a Kerankou 2017-05-30
This really is the dankest timeline.
n/a Mark_Kozelek 2017-05-30
This unironically made my day.
n/a Civilityisgolden 2017-05-30
Did I drink paint thinner to end up in this weird time line
n/a HULK_HOGAN_FASCISM 2017-05-30
We exist in the dankest timeline.
n/a michgot 2017-05-30
Bearenstuin
n/a neutralvoter 2017-05-30
wtf is an official twitter account of a country? Like, how do you go to twitter and say 'hi i am officially russia.' This is dumb and people that think this is some sort of official diplomatic discussion between two countries are retarded and need to get off twitter.
n/a glmox 2017-05-30
maybe life is worth living after all
n/a freshestpr1nce 2017-05-30
Twitter fingers turn to trigger fingers
n/a Neronoah 2017-05-30
I don't understand why the SPLC talking about memes is cringe but not this.
Either way, everyone involved should be killed.
n/a PostItAndPiffIt 2017-05-30
The Great Meme War: Eastern Front (Operation Dankbarossa)
n/a i-ride-dragons 2017-05-30
The best part about this is people tagging Sweden in replies.
n/a officialtomgeiger 2017-05-30
Eastern Europe has had a chromosomes​ deficiency for a long time now, ever since Chernobyl decided to nuclear cream pie everywhere, there are literally Babushkas with Great Big Penises on their foreheads, roaming around, looking for mushrooms and fake taxis. The World will never quite be the same without the Soviet Union. Yes, it anally penetrated some countries, but every story has its baddie, right???