/u/AWildSketchAppears quits reddit in favor of money and pussy. Redditors are predictably unhappy that someone else can make the choice they can't make for themselves.

16  2017-05-30 by [deleted]

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n/a  SnapshillBot 2017-05-30

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n/a  ProphetRith 2017-05-30

The furthest thing from the truth I'm afraid

n/a  OiBoiFloyd 2017-05-30

I really need to rewatch Cowboy Bebop tbh

n/a  SamWhite 2017-05-30

Samurai Champloo is better.

n/a  bittah_prophet 2017-05-30

Only by a thin margin, but yes.

n/a  I_need_to_be_killed 2017-05-30

/u/DemocratsareStupid, do you wank your itty bitty dick to being edgy on the Internet

n/a  DemocratsAreStupid 2017-05-30

Lol... that's funny because my dick is 7+ inches fucking bitch lol ...

n/a  Zappert 2017-05-30

I think you have the ruler on the opposite side, flip it over to get inches rather than centimeters.

n/a  EloeOmoe 2017-05-30

Everyone knows you start measuring from your asshole.

n/a  Zappert 2017-05-30

How far do you stick the ruler in your asshole tho?

n/a  riemann1413 2017-05-30

post a pic if you're 18+

n/a  DemocratsAreStupid 2017-05-30

I ain't fucking gay...

n/a  riemann1413 2017-05-30

and? i don't get how other dudes looking at your dick is gay of you.

send it directly to /u/phedre then if you're too insecure a guy might see it.

n/a  phedre 2017-05-30

This.

n/a  MinttChip 2017-05-30

I'm just sad that the public school system has failed you the way it has.

n/a  harrah8083 2017-05-30

Mine's 8+ inches bro what are you gonna do about it? Stick yours in my butt I dare you. You won't tho, pussyassbitch.

n/a  DemocratsAreStupid 2017-05-30

Wow you fuckn gay or some shit...

n/a  PM_ME_UR_NYMPHOMANIA 2017-05-30

"Keyboard warrior?".....lol okay kid..., how many fights you been in in real life...? I've been in 4, fucking fights, and you know how many I lost, 0 fucking fights... I put mother fuckers in the dirt and then they respect me, ask any of my buddies, sooooo get checked pussy..

LMAO Kill yourself, faggot.

n/a  harrah8083 2017-05-30

CmonBruh you homophobic or smthn fam? Real niqqas like me don't disrespeck our fag brothas, we accept them with loving open arms.

We are all God's childrens no matter where we put our peepees.

n/a  harrah8083 2017-05-30

Please stop downvoting this guy. He is a guest here and we should treat him with respect.

n/a  justcool393 2017-05-30

Oh, nice to meet you Mike Matei. How are you doing today?

n/a  toynbeeidea16 2017-05-30

[spoilers]Spike dies[/spoilers]

n/a  Alt3rnativeT3ntac1e5 2017-05-30

It's ambiguous

n/a  Zappert 2017-05-30

Honestly who is this tho?

n/a  EloeOmoe 2017-05-30

Why do people not like AWSA?

n/a  riemann1413 2017-05-30

quits reddit in favor of money and pussy.

pretty sure the guy who publicly burns pictures of girls for not reciprocating a crush isn't getting too much of the latter

n/a  telandrias 2017-05-30

Not only am I angry for some reason, I have to comment about how angry I am about a person quitting reddit.