Jaden Smith claims Four Seasons Hotel 'spiked' his pancakes with cheese and kicked him out of his room

27  2017-05-30 by Kobobzane

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the classic cheese spike trick

Glad he's still alive? What was it, a cheesassination attempt?

Same old JS. Busta, straight busta.

Spiked cheese? Musta been some real sharp cheddar!

This sounds cheesey

Isn't Jackie Chan giving none of his fortune to his son?

Just some food for thought, Will.

cheese pancakes

that actually sounds bretty good. this sounds really nasty but a good poverty food is to fry up english-style pancakes, like the sweet non-fluffy kind that you can get in batter form from tesco, then spoon drained tuna canned in sunflower oil in the middle then roll it up and eat it like blintz. you can't substitute for american pancakes or tuna in brine though, because the texture and the sweetness of the english pancake is specifically what makes it taste good with canned tuna, which tastes a lot better in oil.

wow not this

no seriously, it's really good.

Ugh this is why we need communism. At least the poor people will be gone, one way or another.

no seriously, it's really good.

structure of this article:

-description of contents of four tweets and the date they were posted

-directly quoting the entirety of the tweets, but pretending it's another paragraph by awkwardly seguing between copypasting the tweets

-embedding the four tweets

-another paragraph that attempts to justify an irrelevant digression by putting "meanwhile" at the start of it

-embedded music video or something

-paragraph that's just the guy from fall out boy talking about rock music

-another paragraph that's literally just the guy from fall out boy rambling emptily

-END OF ARTICLE

even in the sea of garbage that is music journalism, nme is truly worthless

I got to the fall out boy bit and thought that I'd somehow scrolled accidentally into a different article.

Why Does He Feel The Need To Capitalize Every Word? Doesn't He Know Basic English?

Poor Will. He probably tried with Jaden.