Help find this good Christian some virgin meat to bone! @snally leave him alone!

22  2017-05-31 by savantfool

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Did you ever notice that not only are these types dirtier minded than any five masturbating, fornicating, garden variety sinners put together, but they consider their dirty mindedness a virtue? I don't think anyone spends as much time thinking about other people's genitals than a religious fanatic.

those dirty females are only born for males to be fucked and if she isn't a virgin she isn't worth shit....remember u of som other religious nuts?

Very much so.

TRP?

Dang, he was doing pretty good up with le master trolling until "DEPART FROM ME SATAN!"

thats what i thought too like: this shit is pro trolling son. It's rare ya know. I thought I had a gem. But then this

I am stoping this conversation right now. You dare to suggest that some scripture is less valuable than other, even though the Bible tells us that all scripture is good and profitable? You dare to question the authority of the Bible?? DEPART FROM ME SATAN!

lel.

Asking Catholics girls of all people how to find a virgin seems pretty counter-productive.

Yea that might be his problem

Go try out a Mormon girl

Been there, done that. Hell no.

I think a Mormon would be beneath him too

In which sense of the word?

he is a devout catholic i am not sure he would accept someone from another faith

If he could, she'd be beneath him in the missionary position. I'm just happy that someone who really thinks this way is unlikely to find anyone to breed with, can you imagine how fucked up his kids would be?

I don't wanna imagine it he is so full of himself he'd probably purge them for wearing different thread clothing

I think his best bet is purchasing one from asia

I don't want my children looking like Genghis Khan though.

0/10 would not be trolled again.

Has he tried going to a church?

Yeah but ever since he turned 18 the priest just doesn't look at him the same way.

I'm Orthodox not Catholic you uncultured American.

Everybody knows Orthodox is just Slavic Catholic. Y'all even got a Pope

Did you just assume my religious organization's ecclesiastical structure?? He's a Patriarch not a Pope.

Pope literally means Patriarch

He's just a Bishop, he doesn't have any special authority over the Church like the Pope does. Big difference.

that's what they said about Canterbury, and now divorce is legal all over the place

Don't compare Orthodoxy to that degenerate Sunday mystic club.

oh my bad

It is called he "Orthodox Catholic Church"

TBF there is a direct correlation between a potential wife's prior sexual partners and chances of divorce/infidelity.

Sad most people refuse to recognize this. Inability to pair bond is def. a thing.

Of course, it's probably not causal, but it really makes feminists froth at the mouth when you bring it up.

More than usual, I mean.

probably not causal

Debatable whether riding the CC itself causes psychological harm or whether it is indicative of pre-existing self-esteem, self-control, and need for physical intimacy-as-validation issues that also correspond to inability to pair bond.

I'd say it is more about behaviors or identity than anything else.

that's the spirit

/u/Ultra-Serb I hear there are a lot of qt virgin Muslim ladies.

Yeah, but the attractive ones cost a lot of money.

You're about to be 30 and single. Can you really put a price on that?

True, but even if I wanted to it's illegal for a non-muslim man to marry a muslim woman. I ain't trying to get decapitated. Either way I'll probably be going to Europe soon to find a wife. If I still haven't found anyone by 30 I'm hiring a professional dating agency to arrange a marriage.

going to Europe

to find a virgin to marry

oh man son no

*Eastern Europe

Have you never seen Eastern Euro porn?

like, 80% of the women there are hookers.

Only the ugly ones and gypsies. The attractive ones stay virgin so they can marry rich foreigners. I think the best bet would probably be Russia or Ukraine. Plenty of blonde-hair, blue-eyed virgins who are also devout Christians that know how to cook/clean. So something like this.I'm honestly just gonna rent a nice German car and drive around rural Eastern Europe from village to village until I find a suitable girl. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Oh honey. If girls in the West find you unattractive what makes you think Eastern women won't also hate you? The only choice you have left is to go gay I'm afraid, and not just a little gay either. No you have to flame so hard the fire department follows you around if you want someone.

But that's exactly the problem. Women find me attractive and they go out of their way to tempt me! But I need a Christian woman in my life, not some Instagram model! The issue is not finding a woman, but finding a good, honest, family-oriented woman. Like I said, if I have to hire a professional dating agency, I will.

I don't think the Orthodox ladies are tripping over each other for a Catholic though.

Cheeki breeki Boris is not meant to be taken literally lol

I can, he's worth half a stick of Juicy Fruit and a sideways glance.

Says the person who consciously types in "MegaSeedsInYourBum" every time they log onto reddit. Have some dignity man.

I keep my account logged in fam. I don't have to type shit aside from shitposts.

Well with a name like that I can't see what else you would post besides shitposts lol

I'd haggle down more but I don't want male subhumans

He better make sure their buttholes are pure too. The whole "poophole loophole" afterall.

yea test her loophole. damn I forgot about that....also BJ virgin is a must

Hmmm how do we test for that? If she likes salty foods she probably swallows....

make her eat a banana?

Ah. Foolproof.

yeap and if after you hand her the banana to eat you find your dick in her mouth you know for sure

He's not wrong though.

Go over to /v/ lots of virgins there

/u/Ultra-Serb

Come on brother, you know they knew better than that. Yes, of course they didn't know I existed, how could they? However, they did know they weren't married to the man they were with. They did know that they probably wouldn't marry them either. They also knew that if they'd meet their husbands they would not be very appreciative of the fact that they gave away their virginity.

Why would anyone care who their pertners slept with before them? The only real concern would be STDs and we kinda have tests if you want to make sure you don't put yourself at risk for one. Pretty normal for men and woman to have multiple partners in their lifetime, kinda weird not to tbh.

Therefore, while they may not have know me personally, they did know someone like me was out there, and they did know that that someone was probably not their current boyfriend. Now you asked earlier why does it matter? Yeah they had sex, but so what, what's the big deal? The big deal, my friend, is that they no longer have a level of intimacy that they can share with me and nobody else in the world. Do you see what I'm getting at? There's no longer that mystery and magic surrounding sex. They've already done it so it's lost it's metaphysical meaning, it's now just a carnal act. Sex is meant to be a glue that binds together two people. If that glue is already dry, then how will they be bound?

Lol. If you thinks sex the "glue" of relationships you're retarded, you can have a fine sex life and not have all the other connections needed for a healthy long term relationship. You also seem to think sex with different people is the same experience which is a silly position to hold.

That's why more than one in two marriages end in divorce.

Ya no. The number one reason for divorce is financial disagreements or financial stress, cheating in a marriage is another big one but not having sex with other people before your in a relationship with said person, at least in western societies. Your virgin fetish thing is pretty weird dude, based in religion not reality.

Non-virgin women are simply not good for marriage. It's as simple as that. Money and financial disagreement is bullshit. Even if you're dirt poor, that's not a reason to divorce. Even if you're in jail, that's not a reason to divorce. American women are corrupt and degenerate, they don't know how to appreciate a man because they give out sex like it's loose change. It's utterly repulsive. This is what real men want, not [this.] (http://funnynotslutty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sexy_halloween_costumes_1.jpg 0

Lolol. Oh Jesus you're delusional and think there's no good reason to get divorced, there's plenty of decent reason for divorce for men and women. Your going to have a really bad time if you think any marriages is all smooth sailing and pretty clear you've never ever been in an adult relationship, definitely not a healthy one. "Corrupt and degenerate" mmm talk dirty to me more bb. 😘

Outside of sexual immorality, there's no acceptable reason to divorce. Like I said, America has been corrupt and degenerate. There's a reason the birth rate is under 2.0 and falling. In due time this country will go the way of the Soviet Union and every other wicked empire.

The raisin the birthrate is low is because it is a first world country, Jew boy

Jew boy? That's a new one lol. I'm Serbian Orthodox, not Jew.

I'm Serbian Orthodox, not Jew.

And to think I was just about to suggest you and /u/_lilpoundcake get together.

Why did I use a fruit as a noun?

I'm sure I had my raisins

Now you've crossed the lime

Outside of sexual immorality, there's no acceptable reason to divorce.

Religious based nonsense meant to control women and force men and women to stay in unhealthy relationships. ✔️

Like I said, America has been corrupt and degenerate.

Whatever you say we're not some religious based republic, like it that way.

There's a reason the birth rate is under 2.0 and falling.

Financial planning and making sure you can give a kid a good life before having one? Yeah so irresponsible.

In due time this country will go the way of the Soviet Union and every other wicked empire.

Says religious wacko from Serbia. Lol. I know people from Serbia, they're not crazy religious fundamentalist like you though. Didn't Serbia just swear in a new president today? Well after massive street protests that were a mix of civilians (students, taxi drivers, factory workers, lawyers, etc), police, and army. Against what they viewed as an untransparent authoritarian government headed by a populist Conservative party who practiced media controls to provide themselves with favorable coverage leading up to the election and are who's party is accused of running mass voter intimidation campaigns. You're probably a loyalist to authoritarianism though huh?

I'll take Russia over Faggot Europe any day, that's not even a question lol. Also I'm a Bosnian Serb, I'm not a citizen of Serbia proper. Anyways, enjoy your whore women you cuck. I'd be laughing except this isn't a joke.

😂 What a loser.

Ever heard of domestic violence?

Still not a reason to divorce. Maybe for separation, but not divorce.

So abuse/violence in a relationship isn't a good reason to divorce someone? What about if your partner committed a high-end felony? You'd really stay with someone who killed someone for no good reason? Burned down someone else's home as revenge? Anything of that sort?

Of course I would. That's when they would need my love/support the most. Marriage is not a contract that you can just bail on. It is a union between two people that only ends at death.

That's actually crazy. I'm glad that mindset isn't popular, otherwise I'd never marry anyone. Suicide rates are already high enough as it is.

Well you do you and I'll do me.

Fair enough. If you're comfortable staying in that kind of relationship, more power to you, I guess.

Why would anyone care who their partners slept with before them?

Because some people want to make sure their sexual values line up with their spouse. If one person has a lax attitude about sex and nudity while the other doesn't it can lead to personal and child rearing conflict in the future. Like the original poster. He puts a high emotional value on sex, so he wants to find someone who also puts a high emotional value on sex.

Pretty normal for men and woman to have multiple partners in their lifetime, kinda weird not to tbh.

Depends on where you live, really.

Your virgin fetish thing is pretty weird dude, based in religion not reality.

Not even religion really, or at least not any denomination I've been around. I'm not Christian I'm Catholic, but I cannot recall a Christian or a Catholic who has had an extreme position on virginity. Many of them believe that there is a limit to casual sex because there is the possibility that it will bring in conflicting sexual and moral values, but the vast majority I've met believe as long a person repents then you should give them a chance at a relationship as long as they seem earnest in their new lifestyle because there is a possibility you will lose a wonderful person.

Because some people want to make sure their sexual values line up with their spouse. If one person has a lax attitude about sex and nudity while the other doesn't it can lead to personal and child rearing conflict in the future

Sure I understand that. He's not talking about finding someone with compatible religious and sexual lifestyle though. He seems more intent thinking everyone should live by his standards and everyone who doesn't is "degenerate, corrupt, a whore". Not very Christian if your actually following the NT tbqh.

Not even religion really, or at least not any denomination

Depends on the sect and leanings I suppose, going on the general overview of any demonition especially ones like "nondenominational" can lead to a variety of way different churches under the same header with different independent views. I was raised catholic to, closest thing I ever heard from the Catholic Church is try not to have premarital sex but usually only came up once or twice a year. Even though contraceptives are technical against Roman Catholics beliefs we all know people still use them, at least in my church people did better than ending up with a teenage kid of your own and a baby to take care of. Lol.

the vast majority I've met believe as long a person repents then you should give them a chance at a relationship as long as they seem earnest in their new lifestyle because there is a possibility you will lose a wonderful person.

Interesting maybe my dioceses was more liberal than I though it was for the south east, pretty much every priest and clergy we had made it pretty clear it was only gods place to judge others earthly actions besides holding other to comply with laws of the nation obviously. Kinda makes sense with the whole first testimant doctorine, I mean Jesus did kind of hang out with a possibly active prostitute for years and didn't seem to give a fuck what anyone thought about it or her.

Not very Christian if your actually following the NT tbqh

True, but if you scroll through his profile I believe that he's somewhat trolling somewhat.

Depends on the sect and leanings I suppose

Very much so. The are they are located comes into play as well. Perhaps I've been lucky with all of the churches and religious people I've met though, so that could distort my views. I didn't grow up in really fancy areas, so every had a really lax view on things.

more liberal than I though it was for the south east, pretty much every priest and clergy we had made it pretty clear it was only gods place to judge others earthly actions

I grew up like 15 minutes away from Boston. I'm pretty sure the only place more liberal is NY or Cali, haha. However, I grew up learning that only hypocritical, rash, smug, and unforgiving judgements were wrong. I'm probably missing a few, but those were the major ones they drilled into our heads. John 7:24 for example is one of the passage they thought us about judgement. So, we were told we could judge as long as it was a true and righteous judgement as long and as long as we forgave.

Some did choose to opt out of dating some more promiscuous people because after much thought they decided that their views conflicted to much. It wasn't out of spite or hatred, but it's hard for me to explain. I agree understand and agree with the though process, though.

Jesus did kind of hang out with a possibly active prostitute for years and didn't seem to give a fuck what anyone thought

Which is why they thought us to forgive.

Ethnic cleansing = AOK

Vaginal cleansing = Against {G}od

I didn't say that. Your username just gives me a bad feeling. Love and submit? Submit to what dare I ask? God? Your husband? It's gotta be one of those two things both of which are incredibly stupid to submit to.

Or perhaps it's a reference to my kink. 😉

Right.

/u/watermelon_bubblegum you need more sleep

Dude posted this in /Incels too

Already did

srsly OMG

I just don't agree at all with his opinion, just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you're doing it for god. I mean Jesus. I'm 39, I've never slept with a guy... guess what... I do girls

So your asshole is cleaner than Mary?

Not even the back door has been drilled into