Please give me money for a nosejob, if you don't, this proves normies don't want to help

Death with dignity is only applicable to Oregon residents, so he would need to live here for six months. There's also a bunch of other hoops to jump through so eating a bullet would be faster tbh.

n/a incisorcist 2017-05-31

He'd need to have some dignity, as well.

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n/a Neon_needles 2017-05-31

drama

normies

How.... how dare you!

n/a OccasionallyClueless 2017-05-31

NORMIES GET OUT

n/a phedre 2017-05-31

Literally shaking rn.

n/a cleverseneca 2017-05-31

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

n/a Ennui2778 2017-05-31

Thanks /u/phedre.

n/a Works_of_memercy 2017-05-31

My true color is SW 6193, what about yours, gals?

n/a Thhueros 2017-05-31

000000

n/a icyhat 2017-05-31

The same color as my heart.

n/a FlaccidFlamingo 2017-05-31

NW15, sweaty

n/a Nomadlads 2017-05-31

18/TF/cali

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-05-31

[pepe]NORMIES(/pepe)

n/a afclu13 2017-05-31

I was going through the linked thread. Apparently all drama posters are banned from incels. This will be interesting.

n/a OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-05-31

I'm no financial whiz or anything but loaning a suicidal person $5000 to get a nosejob, under the condition that the nosejob will solve all the other problems in their life?

Seems like a rather risky investment in my book.

n/a robotronica 2017-05-31

Now, I'm not a CPA, but I'm pretty sure paying for anyone else's surgery is generally a poor investment. Yes, this includes buying women fake boobies and butts.

n/a Hellkyte 2017-05-31

But what if I own them?

n/a ragazzo_soup 2017-05-31

You raise a good point, Muhammad.

n/a Zachel 2017-05-31

Mmh. I dunno I think we should take this to the shark tank and get their input before we toss the idea entirely.

n/a SnackBier 2017-05-31

He didn't even post a pic of his nose. Sad!

n/a donaldthelion 2017-05-31

Exactly, we need to see what were paying to get fixed.

n/a toynbeeidea16 2017-05-31

This but unironically.

n/a Swineflew1 2017-05-31

I may have donated a buck. I'm always so curious to see what these mongoloids look like.

n/a landwalker1 2017-05-31

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9aDRZhZlGC0/hqdefault.jpg

n/a celocanth13 2017-05-31

rich and successful

incel

These things aren't compatible

n/a Sowatee 2017-05-31

How would you know?

n/a bleasehalb 2017-05-31

CS Majors tho.

n/a JohnBlind 2017-05-31

I'm honestly tempted

n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-05-31

/r/Incels

🗑️

n/a flipkt 2017-05-31

/u/BasedTruecel, I'll loan you $5000. Tell me how you'd like to receive it.

n/a robotronica 2017-05-31

All over his face. While he's on his knees.

Oh the money? Like a cheque or whatever. What's easiest?

n/a Swineflew1 2017-05-31

Never let a normie think they are moral or good. They are evil with women at the top of it all. They deserve to be humiliated and destroyed.

I like how they claim we are the hate subreddit...

n/a robotronica 2017-05-31

When will they learn? It's always Tuesday here. We don't care enough to "hate".

n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-05-31

/u/BasedTruecel Seriously, what's wrong with your nose? Girls don't care about noses, if anything they'd reject a guy who looked like he had work done. You'd have to be legit harelipped or something for plastic surgery to help you.

I'll help you with some advice instead: Work on your personality, only date chicks as ugly or uglier than you. Go to a rave or something where everyone are so fucked up they won't notice your weirdness.

n/a Morf12 2017-05-31

Women care abouts looks. If your nose is terrible it will hinder just that. Lmao if you think personality will get someone laid over their looks especially at a fucking rave.

only date chicks as ugly or uglier than you.

Because chicks love to looks match. At least you're not deluded in saying men have a chance above their weight.

if anything they'd reject a guy who looked like he had work done.

Unless they knew him before that's pretty much impossible. It's a fucking nose job, the most common and easiest procedure in the world. Any decent surgeon will get you positive results guaranteed. Male celebrities get these kinds of surgeries all the time, they sure don't think badly of them because of it.

n/a cleverseneca 2017-05-31

/u/Basedtruecel I can't justify paying for someone else's nose job, but I'll gladly chip in $10 and a half tin of altoids to get you some sweaterpuppies.

n/a wolfdreams01 2017-05-31

u/basedtruecel, I got a nose job while correcting a deviated septum and I feel it really improved my life. I'm not going to donate to you (because what kind of jackass quits their job for surgery, you'll probably just blow it all to become a NEET) but I'm glad you're taking positive steps to fix your issue. I hope that you have a successful future, once you have achieved financial independence of course.

n/a SamWhite 2017-05-31

I don't recall anyone saying they wanted to help them.

n/a Civilityisgolden 2017-05-31

Is it really five thousand for nose surgery, huh thoughts it'd be less

n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-05-31

Does a punch in the nose count as plastic surgery? Because I'm betting his charming personality could get those for free.

n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-05-31

I'll make you a deal /u/BasedTruecel if you send me two pictures of your schnoz, plus one full body pic (clothed please) and your nose is the thing holding you back, I'll finance your nose job. If there are other issues, then you'll have to address those prior to me funding it.