Lush Cosmetics does marketing campaign outside their shop with bare-butted ladies. /u/Postscript624 whiteknights hard to save the ladies' honor from pervy redditors.
BRC 5-6-13 No person who is ten years of age or older shall intentionally expose any portion of his or her anus, vulva, penis, or scrotum. The cheeks cover the anus technically but the vulva is external so...yah know
I wonder how much extra they got paid to do this or if the bourgeois shopkeeper forced them to
the fact that he actually called the store to tattle on that reddit post is my fucking favorite. he was probs expecting a profuse thank you and a complimentary blowie.
/u/smdaegan, that's some top-notch modding. You kept your patience a lot longer than most would've while explaining simple shit to someone who just will not get it.
99.999% chance they said "hey guys, we're looking for folks to go bare-assed on the street. Who is up for it?. We'll pay you extra" and some folks raised their hands.
Not only that it was creepy, but that you have to tell someone before you masturbate to them, for their consent, because apparently that's less creepy.
When SRD sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing white knights. They’re bringing SJWankers. They’re fagots. And some, I assume, are homo sapien sapien.
I too remember that. /u/postscript624 I'm rock hard right now looking at those butts, but it wouldn't feel ethical to just start stroking. Do you mind giving me their number so I can inform them that I intend to cup my balls with one hand whilst simultaneously pleasuring my manhood with the other. Wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
I hope they haven't ended their shift. In that case I will have to track them down and call them at home. Just to make sure. Don't want to be a creep after all.
I plan to visualize spreading their cheeks and taking a good whiff of whatever interesting smells might be trapped in there on such a nice summer day. /u/postscript624 Is this something I should discuss with them beforehand? I'm unsure since this isn't depicted outright, but it was still inspired by the image. Like I said, I don't want to be creepy.
You wouldn't happen to have a link to that, would you? It sounds hilarious.
I wonder what they'd think if they knew I got off to women I know in person 99% of the time and 99% of the time its women who would never consent to having sex with me in real life, but do in my fantasies
He's obviously just one of those types of people who literally cannot admit that they're wrong. Like it's legitimately impossible for them to admit it for some reason.
Like it's legitimately impossible for them to admit it for some reason.
One of my friends in high-school was like this. Whenever he actually realized he was wrong he would always say "I see your point but I still think I'm right". It was physically impossible for him to say "I was wrong".
I also had a friend like this. Except he would just get louder and more verbally aggressive until you stopped trying to reason with him. Knew him for over twenty years and i didn't once hear him either apologise or admit fault.
I'm actually curious about the legality of this. My friend worked in a porn store/strip club and there would be guest appearances occasionally. I've worked several shows with naked bitches dancing and porn stars fucking. But none of it spilled onto the public street on purpose. IIRC there were also those stripper trucks advertising for a while but I forget where that was.
Then again, I live in a corrupt city so I'm sure gash and cash paid for whatever.
5-6-13. - Public Nudity Prohibited. (a) No person who is ten years of age or older shall intentionally expose any portion of his or her anus, vulva, penis, or scrotum while that person is located: (1) In a public right of way, in a park or recreation center, in a public building, in a public square, or while located in any other public space or mall; or (2) On private property if the person is in a place that can be viewed from the ground level by another who is located on public property and who does not take extraordinary steps, such as climbing a ladder or peering over a screening fence, in order to achieve a point of vantage. (b) This prohibition does not extend to: (1) People who are undergoing bona fide emergency medical examinations or treatment; or (2) People located in dressing rooms, shower rooms, bathrooms, or in other enclosed areas specifically designated for changing clothes or in which nudity is explicitly permitted. Ordinance Nos. 7711 (2010); 7831 (2012); 7965 (2014)
Anus is covered by checks, vulva is covered by apron.
Yeah because GoneWild doesn't have a verification policy for its content to avoid this very issue.
You idiot, the verification policy is to check that the photo is actually of the Redditor posting it and that said Redditor is 18+. Nothing to do with privacy or consent.
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n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-01
I wonder how much extra they got paid to do this or if the bourgeois shopkeeper forced them to
( I have no idea how big Lush is)
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-01
I don't think they're huge, but they are international.
n/a JohnBlind 2017-06-01
Pretty fucking big I'd say, they've got a nice place on that one famous expensive street (oxford st? Idk)
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-01
I guess they're big then.
n/a ilizabitch 2017-06-01
they also have at least one store in amsterdam on one of the major shopping streets
n/a westphall 2017-06-01
They're fucking models hired by the ad agency. They aren't there actual cashiers from the shop. Jesus, people..
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-01
Please don't kinkshame my ayn randen fantasy about being exploited with your hate facts.
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-06-01
Me: "It's 'Randian' you goddamn illiterate."
You: "I triggered you again with my fake retardation"
Later: we have passionate buttsex.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
So you like rub your buttholes against each other?
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-06-01
))<>((
Back and forth, forever.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
Is that what is considered a "model" in Colorado?
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
I take it you've never been to Colorado? It's mostly granola and body hair on the Front Range.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
Disturbing.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
On the bright side its mostly covered with flannel and North Face jackets.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
If white liberals went back to being all sexy and rock&roll and on drugs I might vote for Hillary next time.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
I did not consent to this freakout while tripping!
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
This is biased against girls who are built so that the rear-pussy is showing IMO
n/a lifesbrink 2017-06-01
Please tell us u/postscript624, did you get laid by m'ladies for your posts?
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
It's all but a certainty he beat his chode to that picture like it owed him money before he went on the moral crusade.
n/a Plexipus 2017-06-01
Whenever he cums he yells "I CONSENT!"
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
Whenever I cum I yell "PUT IT BACK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
I thought you yelled "Don't tell your parents or you'll get in trouble."
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-01
Huh, I was always told not to tell anyone or my parents would be killed. Is there like a handbook they use?
n/a PM_ME_UR_NYMPHOMANIA 2017-06-01
He told me that he'd kill my sister. I was like whatever and then he left. I think that you did it wrong.
n/a ilizabitch 2017-06-01
the fact that he actually called the store to tattle on that reddit post is my fucking favorite. he was probs expecting a profuse thank you and a complimentary blowie.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
/u/Postscript624 almost comes off like a very dedicated troll. But his account seems to indicate he's a real person and that's his actual opinion.
n/a Postscript624 2017-06-01
Sometimes life just hands you the opportunity to combine a pleasure with a duty and you've gotta just take that shit and run with it.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Please tell me you recorded that call.
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-01
/u/smdaegan, that's some top-notch modding. You kept your patience a lot longer than most would've while explaining simple shit to someone who just will not get it.
n/a smdaegan 2017-06-01
👍
n/a Cauchemar89 2017-06-01
TOXIC MALE GAZE INTENSIFIES
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
All males need to have their eyes removed so feeeeeeeeeeeemales don't have to fear being looked at on the street.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
I mean, it's kind of bullshit that their job as salesmonkeys made them go bare-assed. This is the kinda shit you need a union rep for.
n/a [deleted] 2017-06-01
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n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-06-01
From the people I've seen working at Lush, I'd bet that they volunteered for this.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
For what? If you don't want to be a glorified stripper, quit.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
Strippers make bank.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Then STFU. They're adult women and made their choice. They don't need you to white knight for them.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
> supporting labour rights and collective bargaining
> shut up you white knight
No wonder your country is 80% meth serfs.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
Meth is so 2008. We're on that heroin train now.
Always a few years behind Europe i suppose.
n/a 30blues 2017-06-01
...how is it bullshit?
If you don't like it then quit
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
"Hey I know I hired you as a cashier, but actually we decided we want you to trial experimental new drugs. Here, let me inject this! It'll be fun!"
n/a 30blues 2017-06-01
... I'm not sure if you think you're making some sort of point here, but you aren't.
If you don't agree with a company's business practices you shouldn't work for them. You can make that decision. Just leave everyone else alone.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
Top Ameritard logic here.
Is there anything you don't think an employer can require you to do?
All Hail the mighty Job Creators!
n/a 30blues 2017-06-01
An employer can't "require" me to do anything, I'll just quit if they ask me to do something I don't agree with.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
Good thing you don't need a job to earn money to live. Must be nice being rich.
n/a 30blues 2017-06-01
Yeah, not gonna lie, it's pretty awesome
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
"No. I quit/Fire me if you want but I won't do it."
Then go collect unemployment or welfare and start putting out your resume again.
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
Hahaha, where do you live that you think you get money if you quit your job?
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Where did they get money before getting this job?
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
I dunno man, have you ever had a job? How old are you?
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Have you ever quit a job? Did you just get one job and you're still there?
Do you realize that these women are models and not the cashiers at the shop?
n/a tosspot334 2017-06-01
I have never quit a job without another one lined up.
Boy, I knew Americans were chubby, but I didn't realize even your models were fat.
n/a zahlman 2017-06-01
...Where do you live that you think you don't?
n/a Kuonji 2017-06-01
99.999% chance they said "hey guys, we're looking for folks to go bare-assed on the street. Who is up for it?. We'll pay you extra" and some folks raised their hands.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
And then be groped by a bunch of 'blind' (((males))). No thank you.
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-06-01
Sir Mix-a-lot would like this.
n/a Thhueros 2017-06-01
Sir Mix-a-lot has no interest in flat white asses.
n/a michgot 2017-06-01
Contrast /u/smdaegan with /u/ComedicSans and /u/justcool393 combined.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-01
SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.
Be thankful that I have assumed this is a compliment.
n/a michgot 2017-06-01
Why do you hate the global poor? All our live-in domestic helpers will burn.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-01
Good. They smell.
n/a michgot 2017-06-01
All our new maids are nubile and soft so I'd really rather you didn't.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-01
Gross. You touch the poors.
n/a michgot 2017-06-01
Blessed are the poor who are not white cause they will inherit the earth after mayogeddon.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-01
What about the rich who are not white?
n/a michgot 2017-06-01
I think we cool.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-01
LeBron is going to IRL own you.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
I looked, and there before me was a *pale** horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hell was following close behind him.*
n/a itsaboyffxiv 2017-06-01
Remember that SRD thread where someone said it was creepy to jerk off while thinking of someone? These guys should hang out.
n/a allwordsaredust 2017-06-01
Not only that it was creepy, but that you have to tell someone before you masturbate to them, for their consent, because apparently that's less creepy.
n/a pm_me_ur_cats_toes 2017-06-01
Fuck, that means I have a large backlog of calls I need to make to Melissa Benoist. Anyone have her number? I wouldn't want to becreep m'lady.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-01
Fuck, that means I have a large backlog of calls I need to make to Melissa Benoist. Anyone have her number? I wouldn't want to becreep m'lady.
n/a Unkill_is_dill 2017-06-01
Anyone got a link? This sounds hilarious
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/66yuqr/rsex_debates_if_its_creepy_to_masturbate_to_your/dgmewxv/?context=10
Just keep going through it all after you read that thread for more.
n/a Unkill_is_dill 2017-06-01
Thanks, mate
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-06-01
SRD is fucking embarassing.
n/a wwyzzerdd 2017-06-01
When SRD sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing white knights. They’re bringing SJWankers. They’re fagots. And some, I assume, are homo sapien sapien.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Fuck, /r/subredditdrama turned into a bunch of faggots.
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-06-01
I too remember that. /u/postscript624 I'm rock hard right now looking at those butts, but it wouldn't feel ethical to just start stroking. Do you mind giving me their number so I can inform them that I intend to cup my balls with one hand whilst simultaneously pleasuring my manhood with the other. Wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
I hope they haven't ended their shift. In that case I will have to track them down and call them at home. Just to make sure. Don't want to be a creep after all.
I plan to visualize spreading their cheeks and taking a good whiff of whatever interesting smells might be trapped in there on such a nice summer day. /u/postscript624 Is this something I should discuss with them beforehand? I'm unsure since this isn't depicted outright, but it was still inspired by the image. Like I said, I don't want to be creepy.
Busybody
n/a Postscript624 2017-06-01
Lol
n/a FalmerbloodElixir 2017-06-01
You wouldn't happen to have a link to that, would you? It sounds hilarious.
I wonder what they'd think if they knew I got off to women I know in person 99% of the time and 99% of the time its women who would never consent to having sex with me in real life, but do in my fantasies
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
YAWN
n/a FalmerbloodElixir 2017-06-01
What?
n/a TheOrgasmFairy 2017-06-01
He's obviously just one of those types of people who literally cannot admit that they're wrong. Like it's legitimately impossible for them to admit it for some reason.
n/a shazbottled 2017-06-01
That's what made it so funny /u/postscript624
n/a enderhart 2017-06-01
It's probably some form of malignant autism
n/a cuteman 2017-06-01
/u/VegaThePunisher and that person should hang out
n/a VegaThePunisher 2017-06-01
Calling me out for no reason?
Please be polite and have a nice day.
n/a ferongr 2017-06-01
Keep Yourself Safe.
n/a cuteman 2017-06-01
Own it buddy. You're biased.
n/a VegaThePunisher 2017-06-01
I never claimed to be impartial, son.
Have another whiney nice day.
n/a enderhart 2017-06-01
I always thought that shareblue was a meme until I saw his profile. He's as pathetic as donnie's fan club.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-01
It is an actual thing, with actual basement-dwelling retard employees and over $60million dollars spent so far.
n/a cuteman 2017-06-01
I don't know, the guy seems totally serious
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
One of my friends in high-school was like this. Whenever he actually realized he was wrong he would always say "I see your point but I still think I'm right". It was physically impossible for him to say "I was wrong".
n/a TheOrgasmFairy 2017-06-01
I also had a friend like this. Except he would just get louder and more verbally aggressive until you stopped trying to reason with him. Knew him for over twenty years and i didn't once hear him either apologise or admit fault.
n/a Mexagon 2017-06-01
Yeah but no real communism has ever been tried before.
n/a Thhueros 2017-06-01
Never miss an opprotunity to agendapost fam
n/a 4chan_pol_ambassador 2017-06-01
reddit: what'll you have kid? u/postscript624: fuck my karma up fam reddit: sure thing kid
n/a VicePresidentJesus 2017-06-01
In any and all collections of people you are a member of, you are the worst one.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-01
There is a special place in hell for people who can't format and who have crops so shitty they kill Ukranians.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-01
Stalin did nothing wrong. Those kulaks were all wreckers and refused to eat to shame the Revolution.
n/a tickthegreat 2017-06-01
Those photos are horrible invasions of privacy. Are there any others?
n/a WorldStarCroCop 2017-06-01
I'm actually curious about the legality of this. My friend worked in a porn store/strip club and there would be guest appearances occasionally. I've worked several shows with naked bitches dancing and porn stars fucking. But none of it spilled onto the public street on purpose. IIRC there were also those stripper trucks advertising for a while but I forget where that was.
Then again, I live in a corrupt city so I'm sure gash and cash paid for whatever.
n/a carthoris26 2017-06-01
It's legal. This is the law in Boulder, CO:
Anus is covered by checks, vulva is covered by apron.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-01
Uhh, where was this?
n/a dark_devon10 2017-06-01
Remember that SRD thread where someone said it was still inspired by the ad agency.
n/a KingNothing305 2017-06-01
If he white knights hard enough he will get to touch all their butts.
n/a EloeOmoe 2017-06-01
n/a donaldthelion 2017-06-01
u/Postscript624 come to us and claim your prize as Lord knight of the white
n/a Postscript624 2017-06-01
Is it a cash prize or more of an honorary thing?
n/a DivinePrince2 2017-06-01
:C I just thought 'what if one of them sharts, though?"
n/a zahlman 2017-06-01
You idiot, the verification policy is to check that the photo is actually of the Redditor posting it and that said Redditor is 18+. Nothing to do with privacy or consent.
n/a PM_ME_UR_NYMPHOMANIA 2017-06-01
user/postscript624 , combining autism with sexual frustration leads to the red pill. I think that might be your next destination.