Evergreen State """activists""": Delete this.

112  2017-06-01 by Cauchemar89

102 comments

This, but unironically.

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We did it /r/drama!

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Goodbye

You are doing the work of Kek.

stop trying to make kek happen

kys for kek

no u

Kek has already happened, we live in the meme timeline, don't fight the ebb and flow of the universe you fucking cuck

You really captured the essence of it.

>record yourself doing retarded shit

>post it online

>get mad when called retards

Can we just nuke California plz?

I'm waiting until they pitch another childish tantrum because the video wasn't removed, and that one goes viral too.

Seriously, that fucking cesspit can't fall into the ocean fast enough.

They're going to lynch the one in their group who shot the video.

They convinced themselves that evil icky white male hackers magically stole it but that won't last.

Are they in California? I thought this was the much poorer Oregonian species of college idiot?

They're in Washington aka California.

Tragically this "college" is not even in california, it's in washington.

It hosts the exceptional cohort of students who got rejected from UW, then got rejected from UW's satellite campuses, then got rejected by WSU, then by Northwest U, SPU, and Seattle U but were still too self important to go to community college or get a job.

this "college" is not even in california,

so you're saying we need two nukes?

Nah, modern missiles have, like, twenty warheads on them. One hit would wipe out most of the coast.

Quite honestly, it would irradiate the region of the country where we grow most of our food, too, so I'm not honestly suggesting it, but I doubt it would ever take one nuke.

That region is mostly fruit. We'd be fine, but I'd want a calculation on the winds first. Why not just a small one to activate the San Andreas fault instead?

Please don't undermine the millennial generation narrative that all food comes from California. Often this is conjunction with the theory that without California we wouldn't have smart phones, movies, or porn.

Just let them keep believing, its easier that way.

it would irradiate the region of the country where we grow most of our food, too, so I'm not honestly suggesting it

So what you're suggesting is that we shoulD GIVE PEAS A CHANCE?

Delete this

Wiping out SJWs and committing mayocide in one swoop? Sounds good to me!

We don't even have to. Give it a century for the tectonic plates to do their work. Soon the whole west coast is being carried into the abyss.

a century

you're about five orders of magnitude off.

Some of the predictions give it 100 years for at least one of the major earthquakes to snap. I'm just being optimistic.

The fun begins when one hits Seattle. They don't have their building built to resist earthquakes like LA and SF. It may turn out to be a huge letdown like the Yellowstone volcano, but again I'm optimistic.

I'm generally not pro-earthquake but for CA I'll make an exception.

Fear not. By 2012, LA, NY and SF will be under ten feet of ocean. Believe me.

I've always said that Washington is the California of the West anyways.

We need the MOAN

That whole coast is California at this point. Best to nuke it all now before it spreads further.

So get rid of the entire West Coast, you're saying.

As a Beast Coaster, I'm okay with this

Pls don't my house is there

alright fine can you tell San Francisco to simmer down though

No way, every time they're reminded we exist another bunch move here

So what you're saying is that there's still room? Be right there, buddy

Transplants REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was actually born a plant, tyvmf

PERF!

This is why Kurt Cobain shot himself

I just went there because Olympia is beautiful, it's not all hippy classes.

As I understand it from someone who had a kid that graduated from Evergreen, they don't even use a traditional grading system. That, and after you graduate you can claim to have obtained your degree in any field that you wish and the school will actually verify it for you because of some type of open curriculum ideal.

The real question is, does this college of a subreddit?

They're used to getting everything they want with crybullying, they don't know how to handle something that's completely outside their control, like how the Internet reacts to them.

Ian Miles Cheong may still look like Humpty Dumpty living in Down's City but his articles have been pretty on point.

That guy is the embodiment of the idiom "The pot calling the kettle black".

What if the kettle's name is Shaun King?

Nah he's a banana, not an egg.

Afro-mativ blacktion is crippling the global economy.

delete ur school.

LOL looks like YOU got deleted!

lmao fukken BODIED

STOP REVELING HOW USELESS WE ARE.

You amerifats really should have just picked your own cotton.

we tried to get them to but abe Lincoln told us no

We Arabs had more black slaves than the whites ever did. Wanna know why we aint got any problems?

Cause we castrated em

GOOD plan

And you end up having to buy more that way.

Arabs made them all get the boi pussy.

Good old Genital Rights Management.

Hindsight and all...

But then we wouldn't have any black people and we would just be Germany v.II

heatstreet is a shit website

Buzzfeed for the socially conservative

Thanks for your insight.

Shit like this is what makes a trump presidency tolerable to me

The spergs on /r/worldnews are my favorite. According to them Trump should have been impeached ten times already.

Pfffffffgpfpfpfppfpffffffff. According to r/politics trump will be impeached every week. They are far worse then the world news folks.

Pfffffffgpfpfpfppfpffffffff. According to r/politics trump will be impeached every week. They are far worse then the world news folks.

He misspelled COVFEFE though! The travesty!

The next drama in this line is "Trump drink decaffe because he says it TASTES BETTER!!!"

Trump got 2 scoops of ice cream. He got 2 FUCKING SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM

EVERYONE ELSE ONLY GOT ONE!!!

2 STRONG
2 SCOOPS
2 GENDERS

The next drama in this line is "Trump drink decovfefe because he says it TASTES BETTER!!!"

An example why the Democrats are fucking losing. They take some bullshit like this where it's an obvious fucking typo and run it into the ground, and then basically make everyone else think that they are being childish/become numb to what they say

It absolutely glosses over his shitty qualities and makes him seem better when people run these jokes into the ground like IASIP episode where country mac visits and mac just rips off his jokes and everyone groans.

You missed the big story. He DELETED HIS TWEET! THAT'S TREASON!

-The fucking media

Trump could launch a nuke on Tehran and all /r/worldnews would be sperging about is how he mispelled covfefe and how he said the word "shit" when talking about bombing ISIS.

No, he spelled covfefe perfectly.

COVFEFE is actually a secret message to his supporters.

Pfffffffgpfpfpfppfpffffffff. According to r/politics trump will be impeached every week. They are far worse then the world news folks.

Pfffffffgpfpfpfppfpffffffff. According to r/politics trump will be impeached every week. They are far worse then the world news folks.

I was banned on another account for being a meme lord by those mods. No joke.

Shit like this is what makes a trump presidency awesome to me.

I agree, delete this.

I wonder how alumni feel now that their degrees are even more worthless than they already were

brb downloading video

So, what happened to the Professor? Is he getting any justice?

This is the most retarded protest in this history of protests.

This is the most retarded protest in this history of protests.

Don't forget the one where a teacher corrected a black student's grammar on some homework and half the school screamed white supremacy and had sit-ins.

This shit is why I moved out of Washington. Wife has noticed that there's even more trannies and gaybros here (pennsylvania) but there's much less virtue signalling. It's almost like they're treated like normal people here. Gasp!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just another white supremacist circle jerk in here. You alt right nazis need a new hobby

You are a fascist.