What the fuck, The_Donald hates Elon musk now

259  2017-06-01 by I_need_to_be_killed

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u/randomusername are you just salty because you didn't buy shares in Tesla while they were cheap?

Are you surpised, it went from shitposting memes to an out and out cult some time back.

That is a grave injustice to the fine men and women of Waco and Jonestown.

If these dudes ran Jonestown it would have just been a damp basement full of pasty dudes making shitty KoolAid memes.

And if they ran Waco, the body fat would block FBI agent's shots.

and it would have smelled, like, 1000x better when it burned down.

like cool ranch flavored ribs.

David Koreah would've been a better president tbh

Also works for Elon, where it went from "DAE Ironman" to "humanity's last hope".

Elon musk is somehow hated by all sorts of people. He brought the pre-order market to the car industry, selling to rich assholes that buy a new car every five years that totally negate the environmental effects.

And then the neoliberals love him for championing climate change or whatever, and the conservatives can love him for muh free market. Their stock is overpriced still and have missed production goals all the time but bring that up on reddit and you get ripe for a flame war 90%.

Not to mention that their stock would plummet if the Federal Government stopped subsidizing them.

Yeah, Musky better not piss off Trump, or his government-subsidized welfare for rich nerds goes bye-bye.

Subsidizing comes from Congress, not The Donald.

But Congress is so far up his asshole we can't really tell the difference at this point.

Republican congress only tolerates him because he signs anything they shove in front of him

I think they fear their alt-right bases more in their gerrymandered districts.

Most Congressmen are just smiling and nodding while the Alzheimer's Patient in Chief spews his nonsense. They are hoping he doesn't fuck things up too much. Otherwise they will have to get real jobs.

Most of Congress hates Donald but tolerates him because he won the election for them. Yes I mean Republicans.

Their subsidies are about to run out anyway after they sell a certain amount of cars, what Musk would love is a carbon tax.

selling to rich assholes that buy a new car every five years that totally negate the environmental effects.

That doesn't nessessarily negate it if they resell them.

It does when you have to have a car to hold down a job in most of America, and Tesla makes you wait a year after preordering a car just to get a car.

The current practice of churning through cars with used and new sales like a someone signing up for 10 credit cards isn't exactly that healthy for the economy.

You were talking about the environmentnenal effects, which as long as someone is driving them over a gas guzzler, will have some impact.

which as long as someone is driving them over a gas guzzler,

Yeah in theory but a gas guzzler that is driven longer is technically more efficient than building a new car. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/when-used-cars-are-more-ecofriendly/ Who will bother to keep an used car running for $500 in parts when you can buy a new car for the same price per month? It's environmentally much worse but it's encouraged.

Here's the whole subprime auto loans thing: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-05-30/new-warning-sign-as-fewer-subprime-auto-borrowers-pay-off-early

I don't think Tesla is any worse than other car manufacturers (except for the whole preorder thing). But saying he saves the world as redditors tend to do and claiming he's stopping climate change is not really happening.

Considering this is /r/drama I'm supposed to call you an asshole buttlicker who wouldn't know a good car from his stool to keep teh drama flowing though.

But we go back to the fact that cars are resold.

Maybe, but same could be said about your face and a turd.

My face is more environmentally efficient than a turd yes.

More efficient at scaring women away.

Yeah in theory but a gas guzzler that is driven longer is technically more efficient than building a new car.

Except that the overwhelming majority of a car's environmental impact is inflicted in operations, rather than manufacturing, a point that your source agrees on. In that, it's better for the environment overall to scrap older, less efficient cars, and replace them with hybrids and electric cars.

There is a huge environmental impact that comes with just making the car. Materials to make the car have to be produced, the machines and facilities have to be powered and operated, workers have to drive to work to make the car, etc.

Although, technically, when you buy a new car, that car is already made. But then you might influence companies to make more cars in the future. Idk, I don't know shit about economics.

ICE cars 15-20 years old are a common sight on the road. When was the last time you even saw a first-gen Prius or Insight? It's like buying a desktop PC in the early 2000s - the tech is changing at a pace that makes it obsolete within a year.

I still see a lot of Leafs and Third-gen Priuses. Nissan makes a killing off selling used Leafs.

First gen prius would be almost 20 years old at this point. So yeah not a ton. Where do you live that there are a lot of 20 year old ICE cars driving around?

Nobody's making you preorder a car that isn't even manufactured yet.

If I want to get a Tesla I do. Any other car company and I can get it that day.

Then there's the promise of a subsidy that may or may not be there when you get the car, especially if you order now or a few months from now.

People can buy what they want and I don't care. But I'm pointing out they make people jump through hoops and it's a negative for some people.

If you want to get a Model 3 sure you have to preorder, but last I checked their website a Model S gets delivered within a month. I don't know how long for a Model X.

Buying a used Tesla after a few years is like buying a worn out iPhone 4 in 2017.

I'd buy a tesla for $20

Retard here, can you explain why?

It's not. He's full of shit.

In addition to the normal wear-and-tear on car components that makes them less efficient overall, imagine if your car's gas tank shrank by a cup or two every time you filled it up.

The batteries have a very limited number of recharge cycles, just like every rechargeable battery.

This makes sense. I've done some research on these cars since then, they seem like the "Apple version" of cars. 50k+ price tag.

Batteries are expected to degrade around 30% around year 8.

And after 8 years you can get a replacement battery for 8k-12k. These cars aren't meant to be sold used or re-sold to other people.

That life cycle of the battery would be reflected in the resale price. It's not like other parts of the car don't have a lifespan and need to be replaced.

What makes a used Tesla any different?

No because the electrons deprecate after a while

That's why you replace the battery.

You have to replace parts on a regular car, what makes you think an electric car would be different?

As I said further down, the electrons deprecate. This doesn't happen in a normal car.

I don’t know. Most of this website seems to worship him.

Well yeah because he appeals to hipster neoliberals who want to feel good about blowing $35,000 on a new car instead of the reality that it's not actually great for the environment.

His fans are mostly nerds who jerk off about space.

While accomplishing nothing other than filling their personality with purchases of BRAND they think is "socially responsible".

Kind of ignoring the whole point of "reduce, reuse, recycle" while doing the least effective one.

Oh hey angrydm didn't realize u made a 2nd alt

Oh good i'm glad "circlejerking asshole" is still the default character class for redditor. Do you take the +5 smarm skill or are you opting for faster shitposts instead?

Jeez dont get so rustled you were rumbled that easy angry. Who else spergs this hard over a south african

Jeez dont get so rustled you were rumbled that easy angry.

You know the principle of depreciation? You get less XP per shitpost if you use the same memes over and over. At this point you're probably gaining negative xp just for rehashing the same tired edgyness.

Who else spergs this hard over a south african

TESLA DID NOTHING WRONG STOP ATTACKING HER WAAAAHHHH

Damn dude like lol I got a custie on drama and even I can't parse all this autism

To be fair, you're sitting here defending the importance of luxury cars like some retarded Patrick Bateman.

But you respond only in tired memes as if you've only seen clips of American Psycho online and didn't see how getting angry over the treatment of luxury brands is actually sociopathic and self-destructive.

Far more harmful than any autism my account is seeped in.

Meme harder or step out of the way.

His fans are comic book nerds who think he is Iron Man and is going to build a nice city on Mars. Not much difference between Musk fans and Trump worshipers.

Lol what, the two aren't even remotely comparable.

Both reee and screech when you criticise their heroes.

Yeah but criticism of Elon falls under relatively mild things like underpaying his employees and demanding long hours or the quality of his products. It's pretty reasonable to acknowledge all of his faults and still like him.

Whereas with Trump, you pretty much have to ignore or thoughtlessly dismiss tons of things about his behavior and political positions in order to make any claim that he's a good guy.

It is because it is making innovation in that space. The car itself also is way better than using fossile fuels

Whew that financing sure is innovative.

The car itself also is way better than using fossile fuels

It's a luxury car. It's not exactly solving the overconsumption problem. It's using environmentalism as a marketing campaign towards hipsters and it works.

You start innovating there and you go down to the masses as you innovate the Price down. Like with smartphones

Oh great, smartphones are totally environmentally friendly and innovative what with building them to break after 18 months and requiring child labor for resources.

as you innovate the Price down

Go back to your Ted talk. You sound like a multi-level marketing scheme.

It an example of price being driven down, you seem to know some tidbits of info but not enough to connect them

You seem to be lacking in innovation in the english language. Maybe you should just innovate your grammar down.

conservatives can love him for muh free market

He is not even remotely muh free market, he gets a bunch of subsidies

Which are going to run out soon, and increase the price of his cars by $7500.

And because of the magic of preorders, anyone who preorders now will stand a good chance of losing that subsidy when they actually go to purchase.

Oh wow the teslas will cost 7500 more I'm sure that will make a huge difference to his primary customer base

It won't make a difference to his primary customer base. But he can't even match production to the demands of the neoliberal scum who want a car they can circlejerk to their friends about.

But he spent years hyping up that he was going to create a car for the beveryman to increase his stock. Instead he's just another luxury car company.

Boo fucking hoo? Why do you give a shit.

It gives me satisfaction to tear down millenials hopes and dreams.

But it's even more satisfying when it's a bunch of pandering asshats demanding validation for buying something.

Oooooor its reddit, and musk combines cool cars with techy nonsense? It isn't some grand mystery why reddit thinks teslas are cool

Yep even in /r/drama bring up some soft criticisms of Tesla and someone gets butthurt enough about it they need to step up and defend "muh poor millionaire".

Lol. Musk is a turd. The funny part is t_d suddenly hating him because he dared to criticize their daddy

You'd have to be some sort of idiot to buy a luxury car. But I don't care it's your money.

But you have to be some sort of histrionic sociopath to demand people praise you for it. There's some strong correlation to Trump for that.

Did you mean to reply to someone else?

Nope.

It's just interesting that t_d users and Musk sniffers demand social validation from others and get pissy when people disagree.

That was my point...Also I'm not in the market for a luxury car.

I think you were mistaken. I was responding to your point, but I wasn't referring your viewpoints, but the viewpoints of the people you were criticizing. I was elaborating on your point.

I don't buy a car that don't have a 7 cd changer.

Their cars are dogshit too, awful reliability. If Toyota released a car with the reliability of what tesla has been it would make 60 minutes but because musk has a cult following himself and the media sees him as techno Jesus you don't hear anything about it.

Thats the first I've heard of this (and I've heard it about literally every other auto maker). Got anything you can point me to verify it?

Genuinely curious.

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/238107-consumer-reports-announces-most-least-reliable-cars-with-plenty-of-surprises ranked 25 out of 29 car manufacturers and that is with people buying them understanding the cars going to have issues so they are probably more tolerant than other people would be

I fucking LOLd at Dodge, Chrysler, RAM. Where the hell is jeep though, they win the service revenue awards at Mopar dealers every damn year.

Thanks for that.

The funny thing is when they got the bailout the govt said the issue with dodge is build quality and they still haven't changed, still making dogshit cars

I actually drive one.

Its an 02 with ~90k miles and I dont intend to do any maintenance on it at this point. Its worthless and Im just gonna see how much money I can save for a new car while I drive it into the ground. Overall its been a decent car though.

Jap cars, you can't beat em. My old man worked for gm and wouldn't buy one, always drove a Honda or toyota

Subaru. Sazuki. Those shits will last if you can handle being seen in them. my brothers drove Geo Metros at one point, bastards. Those fuckers survived fires, years of heavy use with no oil changes, robberies, shittings, being fairly totaled, and exceeded 300k miles. eventually, one brother got sick of teenagers making fun of him and abanoned it on the street like a dumbass. wanted a new car. bought one and couldn't make the payments from all the parking tickets the geo accrued.

He's an odd one. Company manufactures high performance, clean energy cars and he's helping take steps towards space exploration.

But then you've got things like, what was it, underpaid or non-paid interns/contract workers?

He's loved because he fits the "wacky but good-hearted scientist" trope nerds love so much (Testa, etc).

Don't forget how every company of his is a horror story for the workers.

They hate him because he will stop being one of Trump's advisers if Trump drops out of the Paris deal.

If they can see the seam between your neck and Trump's ass sphincter then they hate you.

I seriously don't get party loyalists and politician dicksuckers.

I'm certain that these supporters are projecting insecurities whenever they call people cucks. I honestly believe they want a big (fat) man to solve all of their problems and do everything for them. Truly sad

The cuck thing is metaphorical for "letting your nation be raped".

But it is truly funny that low-T lefty fags are socially pressuring themselves into becoming actual cucks.

low-T

Yeah cause the Pepe army is brimming with testosterone.

pussy hats

Is this supposed to mean something?

Women Dream Of Trump

Most of those are negative.

In their dreams, the true feelings appear.

recurring dreams tend to reveal fears and anxieties, not desires

The source of the leftist confusion between sex and rape is revealed!

honestly though, "not being in control of your body, which is fucking your former rapist" is a pretty common dream plot

I know that leftists are largely mentally ill and suffering from those sorts of delusions, but we are discussing women whose subconscious desire for the God-Emperor comes free from their conditioning while they are dreaming.

Liberal ladies dream of fucking Daddy.

Certainly, this can cause them some cognitive dissonance.

They dream of him and are literally disgusted, was that your point?

Their dreams tell the true story. :-D

So DJ Trump assaulted all of them too?

He has conquered all of our hearts.

sounds like something a serial killer would say

Skinny-fat, grab your pussy-hat
MAGA! Win! never sleep again

Grabbed them right in the dream weaver

Of course a one month old the Donald account comes to the defense of his "daddy"

one month old

op-sec, my nigga

op-sec

LOOK OUT FELLAS WE GOT A SECRET AGENT BOY HERE

internet is srs bsnss

Is it?

Sure. The Russians used it to undermine democracy!

Cucks keep telling me it was a dead Bernie Sandals supporter tho

How many cucks do you hang out with regularly?

Was it?

Yes. He had a name.

HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH.

It's so easy. It's like Pavlov's retarded dog every time.

plz no cyberbully

Don't get all coy on me now, sweetcheeks. Post bussy

You are making me feel shy.

The Donald goes well beyond loyalty, it's a literal personality cult. They have no views, whatever Trump says is what they believe.

If Trump came out tomorrow and said Hillary Clinton is a great person the entire sub would love Clinton.

Seth Rich was the leaker tho

Seth Rogan let a squeaker go

Is that a fart joke?

Seth Green has a puppet show

That meth peen disrupt the flow.

Seth Meyers is my late night foe

Heft higher the weight, my ho!

Seth McFarland movies often blow

Seth, God of violence, rules from below.

Seth Rollins takes drugs to make him grow

source?

You see... I would, but I'm hungry and would rather get a sandwich tbh

But in a non-meming way, start peering down the rabbit-hole. There is literal shit-tons of circumstantial evidence pointing to him being the leaker. His twitter/Reddit accounts were found, and personal information that was posted indicated that it was him. He was a massive Bernie supporter/Trump hater, and he worked for the DNC before he was killed under suspicious circumstances after the DNC leaks. D.C. police refuse to cooperate and release evidence of the crime, and multiple accounts of the story from different people don't add up.

Source?

I mean a source other than conspiracy theory straw-grasping.

Eventually, you have to do the looking for yourself, sport.

that's not how this works

I literally posted a source and I would bet my whole life's earnings (nothing) that you didn't even look through it fgt

I mean a source other than conspiracy theory straw-grasping.

I'm so sorry, you're totally right! Next time I'll post a reputable source like Buzzfeed or Mitú

If you want sources, then you have to look at the sources

You literally linked a worse wikipedia.

That's not a source.

It is literally a listing of the information pertaining to the issue.

Which means that, yes, it is.

You make the claim, you better be prepared to prove it.

You demand a source, you better be prepared to read it.

Eventually, you have to stop believing obvious bullshit propagated by 4chan.

Eventually, you have to stop believing obvious bullshit propagated 4 CNN.

Ahaha oh my god did you really just Unironically post that

Hahahaha oh my god did you just Unironically comment that?

You know what? Fuck you nigger. Either refute my claim, or be more creative and mean in your insults. This low effort hippy shit pisses me the fuck off.

😩👌 how about you don't tell me to be more original with my insults and then proceed to call me a nigger you milqtoast white boii

Lmaoooooooo 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 you're totally right fam! But the jokes on you because I don't know what milqtoast means ✊🏾🙏🏾🥛🍞

Back to /r/TD with you then cumskin

No, this is my safe space where I can harass people.

Also, "cumskin"?? If you want me to feel bad about my disgusting skin color, gunna have to try harder than that.

😎 you don't have to be edgy to have fun on the internet fam

Yes you abso-fucking-lutley do. If you aren't hurting someone's feelings, you aren't using the internet correctly.

😜 wow you 👉🏿 are so crazy 😜 and smart 🙌🏿🙌🏿

or be more creative and mean in your insults. This low effort hippy shit pisses me the fuck off.

Said the teenaged edgelord that just said nigger.

Fuck your irrelevant ass.

Lol no.

Any other insightful comment you would like to add friendo? :)

I guess he was Guccifer 2.0, then. It'd explain why Guccifer didn't speak Romanian, although perhaps not why his server was in Russian. :^)

Or are we pretending that whole thing didn't happen? I forget.

Lmaoooo you really think Seth Rich is Guccifer 2.0? Guccifer 2.0's documented had it's meta-data to be edited to be in Russian famalam

You are unironically one of my least favorite-favorite posters here. The only reason we still keep you around is the same reason someone would allow a retarded kid to eat crayons.

Your low-effort unfunny comments make autists like me sperg out and it's funny for everyone watching, but you yourself are not funny. Your presence here is dependent on funnier, more creative, and more offensive users. Literally the only reason people like you being here is because you bring better people here to insult you

K. Feel free to fuck off, fam.

"fam"

I'm not one of your little buddies. I am your father and you will address me as such you disrespectful little shit.

You're too chromosomally-deficient to be anyone's father, fam.

Kek, quit editing your comments nerd. Everyone knows you're a tryhard little faggot who pretends like commenting here means something, even ironically. If you would like to continue this debate, I dare you to post a picture of your penis with a time stamp on it. I 100% have a bigger one than you m80

Who's the one getting mad over /r/Drama comments? Ain't me, famalam.

Lmao k

you're a tryhard little faggot

Not mad at all.

K. Feel free to fuck off then, fam

"Not butt hurt" lmao

That's me putting it politely. If

That's you being passive aggressive and angry my dude

Lol. Unknown website quoting another unknown website?

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How do you explain the fact that the "hack" had download speeds 23MB/s to a server in Romania? That would mean that the DNC has fiber-optic internet cables running all the way to Romania, which doesn't seem likely to me.

Why do I need to explain anything? Donald Jr literally just admitted to the press that Russians explicitly offered the Trump camp information on Hillary Clinton in exchange for lifting the sanctions on Russia. Fucking Kek.

Hey faggot, talk shit, post dick. Let's get a vote going on who's penis is smaller and we can settle who the bigger man is here.

God you're boring.

^ small penis

A bit weird you want to see so badly, but I guess desperation comes with inadequacy.

The only reason we still keep you around

lol you're not included in any "we" around here, tourist

did you ever see the wikileaks wherein the cia can mask their bullshit with cyrillic characters so stupid people think its russian hacking

WikiLeaks going out of its way to make up excuses for Russia instead of just publishing leaked information? I'm shocked.

lol how is releasing a bunch of cia malware developed by americans to trick other americans into blaming russia "making excuses for russia"

im convinced you just havent researched any of this properly

the whole "wikileaks is russia because they only leaked bad things about the dnc!" narrative is hilariously dumb

american left is all like "release some dirt on the republicans so its fair!!!" lol

any story that blames oogy boogy spooky russia is lowest common denominator propaganda that they expect to maybe work on the dumbest 20% of the population

just like wmds were back in the day

so congrats on being one of them dude

I'm straight up ready to swing my dick in this thread fam.

bet you won't

I'm convinced you have not read them if you think all UMBRAGE is for is "tricking Americans to blame Russia" lmao

well obviously thats not all its for, but thats what its being used for now

[citation needed]

so the cia has software that lets them pretend to be russian hackers, and the claim is that russian hackers hacked the election

hmm i wonder what happened

clearly it was russian hackers

Just read the damn document fuck

Also insinuating something doesn't make it true

yeah i did read it, thats how i know what it does and can easily put two and two together

its purpose is lying to the public, or lying to other government entities to influence them

anyone in a high up enough position that knows how these things work isnt going to be tricked by switching the characters into the cyrillic alphabet

yeah i did read it, thats how i know what it does and can easily put two and two together

You make it very clear you either haven't read it, or can't fully comprehend it, my man..

its purpose is lying to the public, or lying to other government entities to influence them. Anyone in a high up enough position that knows how these things work isnt going to be tricked by switching the characters into the cyrillic alphabet, this shit is aimed at low levels

It's purpose is to not have "CIA" written all over their cyberattacks, it enables them to launch cyberattacks against other nation-states without getting found out, or even push the blame onto another group or nation-state. It's not about lying, it's about getting away with what basically is cyberwarfare.

It doesn't just 'change characters into cyrillic' either and you saying that demonstrates a clear misunderstanding..

When you analyse binaries you can find so called fingerprints that enable you to uniquely identify pieces of code, like with a human fingerprint. This is how companies like Kaspersky can link attacks to certain groups even when targets, endgoals, methods or even tools are completely different. Language of the group can be found through it, but this is only a small part of what fingerprints can be. They also don't reveal too much. You can find, for example, that a program was written in a Chinese environment, but without other fingerprints this doesn't say anything about the level of threath, the purpose, if it's a government etc.

When you have the advanced homemade tools the CIA has, constantly using them makes it very easy to identify you through the fingerprints, making them weaker and exposing you; it's basically impossible for a group to create a completely different/unidentifyable code from scratch. If you think about two skilled athletes, let's say Messi and Ronaldo, you'll be able to recognize two different playstyles, signature moves etc. and while they're both insanely skilled, they won't be able to emulate the other's playstyle. It's the same with these fingerprints.

So what their tool does is incorporating snippets of code from a vast library of malware from around the world, including other nation-states, into a new unique piece of malware specifically tailored for current purposes. The huge benefit is that it allows them to use their own advanced tools less often and for specific purposes and thus making them more dangerous, while enabling you to engage in similarly sophisticated attacks with anonimity more often. Another benefit is confusing the victims, because leaving fingerprints of an Arab group, the Chinese government and Russians basically rules out a targeted attack by one entity and adds difficulty to completely removing everything and stopping the whole attack because you don't know where to look.

You can false flag with it, obviously, but that's a mediocre use for the tool and not even a fraction of what it does. You don't need it to false flag, you can do that with less time spent just slightly modifying malware. Especially since the target was the DNC and not a nation-state.

This will absolutely fool anyone at high level, it's specifically made for that. If I send you my own malware, you'll know it's me, if I send you Xiao Chung's older malware you will not know it was me. After the leaks (although as you can see on the wikileaks page, the info was already going around), identifying get's even harder. When I now send you Xiao's older malware, you might suspect it to be me or have doubts it's really Xiao's doing, but it could just aswell be Xiao himself thinking you'd suspect me anyway.

or even push the blame onto another group or nation-state. It's not about lying, it's about getting away with what basically is cyberwarfare.

nigga that is lying

and no shit it can be used against other countries, but theyre clearly using it to trick americans into their stupid little russia conspiracy right now so that theyre not held accountable for election fuckery

When you have the advanced homemade tools the CIA has, constantly using them makes it very easy to identify you through the fingerprints

dont pretend you know things i dont lol, it kind of said all of that shit in the initial report

the fact is that the way they use this software is clumsy as fuck because they dont expect any sort of high level scrutiny and its a lot quicker

when theyve made out the "hacks" were russian they just dumped a lot of russian phrases and shit in there like the guys supposed name

the problem with that is its usually the equivalent of engrish and mad easy to tell under any sort of scrutiny

You can false flag with it, obviously, but that's a mediocre use for the tool and not even a fraction of what it does.

lol its literally the reason they made it

You don't need it to false flag, you can do that with significantly less time, money and effort. Especially since the target was the DNC and not a nation-state.

not for the sort of shit theyve been trying to pull you cant

they got themselves into some deep shit and theyve been pulling out all the stops and panicking

the problem is that the cia expects americans in general to be as gullible as they were in the 80s

What about his parents denying it and asking to leave their dead son to rest in peace

That was DNC spokesman and PR crisis consultant Brad Bauman.

So a guy who worked for the same organisation Rich worked for? Do you expect his parents to personally beg for them to be left alone?

So a guy who worked for the same organisation Rich was murdered by?

Post proof :^)

Ahh, yes, straight from the words of Brad Buaman, a Professional democrat hired to speak on the behalf of the Rich family. I'm so convinced.

Yeah nice but what are convinced of then?

You're implying some absurd, giant conspiracy where the DNC has Rich's parents at gunpoint and no one has seen them while this guy is propped up to tell people to move along like the South Park cop

Somehow this is more likely than a griefing family asking internet autists to leave them and their son's memory alone and a guy working for the same institution their son worked for breaking that news..?

Somehow it's less believable that Seth Rich's murder was an assassination for leaking information on one of the most corrupt political families in the world, than it is that it was a "robbery gone wrong" where no items were taken. Let's be real here for second, this dude was killed at 4 in the morning, the last place he was seen was at a bar at 2 in the morning. He died even though police reports say that he was alive and coherent when they arrived at the scene. The tending physician treating Seth was removed and Seth was put on VIP access only. Not only that, but the same initial physician literally said that he shouldn't have died to those gunshot wounds. Then, people do some digging, find some connections between him and some social media platforms that indicate he was upset with the DNC and was a major Bernie supporter. Then, comments on these accounts were edited or deleted, not matching up with initial archived data. And none of this sticks to you?

"robbery gone wrong" where no items were taken.

That's ltrly a robbery gone wrong

Somehow it's less believable that Seth Rich's murder was an assassination for leaking information on one of the most corrupt political families in the world, than it is that it was a "robbery gone wrong" where no items were taken.

No, it really isn't. Some guy getting blasted in the US is not less believable than a lizard people tier conspiracy lol

Let's be real here for second, this dude was killed at 4 in the morning, the last place he was seen was at a bar at 2 in the morning.

My dude have you never lost friends at a bar before, what does last place seen have to do with anything?

He died even though police reports say that he was alive and coherent when they arrived at the scene.

"the decedent was conscious and breathing with apparent gunshot wound(s) to the back"

Which is not uncommon if you got blasted with a handgun

The tending physician treating Seth was removed and Seth was put on VIP access only.

No? And even if, so?

Not only that, but the same initial physician literally said that he shouldn't have died to those gunshot wounds.

Source: 4chan, it's obviously false as you guys have the HI(I?)PA and that would be a violation and lose him his job.

Then, people do some digging, find some connections between him and some social media platforms that indicate he was upset with the DNC and was a major Bernie supporter. Then, comments on these accounts were edited or deleted, not matching up with initial archived data. And none of this sticks to you?

Never seen archives not matching, his supposed Leddit account was posting after his death or something vague iirc and the rest sounds like wishful thinking tbh

Most of it is debunked, written by teenagers or downright actual fake news as far as I've seen, it's just confirmation bias everytime a supposed new giant Seth Rich clue comes out and a selection bias on top of it.

But most of all, it follows a classic conspiracy theory and it's accompanying major flaw where the villain or evil shadow group is seemingly both infinitely smart and powerful and comically idiotic at the same time, and the theorists are the heroes fighting against this evil.

the ultra-evil group is amazingly smart for pulling the strings behind the whole world and basically infinitely powerful yet at the same time not able to efficiently make a random staffer dissappear and therefor getting found out by a group of autists on the internet. You think that if the Clintons or the DNC or their "(((puppeteers)))" would want the guy dead and gone they'd shoot him in the back with a handgun not even finishing the job? That his body would even be recovered?

There's a great book I found on some post on here that covers this kind of conspiracy, and others, called "suspicious minds". It goes over how conspiracy theories work, how they spread, how easy it is to believe, what most of them have in common and points out huge flaws in them from a psych's perspective.

THIS!

except about the Russians.

I don't necesarily buy all of the muh Russia shit but you gotta admit that both US national security agencies and big cybersecurity companies suggesting links is more believable than some neets claiming shit on internet forums

Except that isn't the situation.

What you really have is a particular person within an agency making a statement in support of a particular candidate. And, similarly, a security company hired by that particular candidate to back up that statement.

Except that isn't the situation.

It is though

What you really have is a particular person within an agency making a statement in support of a particular candidate.

FBI director comes out saying they're investigating Trump-Russia ties, ex-CIA director Brennan testifies there was contact, benign or not, and NSA director Rogers stated there is not a single shred of doubt that there was a nation-state level threath instead of random hackers. Prior to that the agencies, together, suggest they suspect it was Russia responsible for the DNC hacks.

That's more than one particular person, and not in favor of a particular candidate. It isn't definite proof of anything, but that wasn't what I was claiming.

And, similarly, a security company hired by that particular candidate to back up that statement.

Multiple cybersecurity companies have published reports and they weren't all hired by that particular candidate lol

Regardless if you think that that is solid evidence or not, if you consider the possibility of a Seth Rich conspiracy but will gladly dismiss that your own intelligence agencies have reasons to investigate and the confidence to say it was likely Russia behind the DNC hack, you need to keep yourself safe fam

FBI director comes out saying

Comey has said a lot of contradictory things. You can put together any narrative you want based on "this guy said one thing at one time given a different set of information".

Multiple cybersecurity companies

Crowdstrike is the only one that has actually seen the DNC servers, and they are garbage.

Comey has said a lot of contradictory things. You can put together any narrative you want based on "this guy said one thing at one time given a different set of information".

Like what, and what about the others and their collective statement?

Stop acting like I'm some paid shill forging a narrative bruv lmao, this is not one guy it's your fucking intelligence agencies that are basically the world's best at what they do and somehow them investigating ties and being pretty sure the attacks were Russian is not alarming to you?

Like, I'm genuinely curious how you can brush all that shit off as fake news. Who do you even trust if you won't trust them?

Crowdstrike is the only one that has actually seen the DNC servers, and they are garbage.

Yeah they're mediocre, but others have done other reports, like the company that got Gucci's EliteVPN from his correspondence with some newspaper and linked him to Fancy Bear.

There are a lot of different people at different intelligence agencies, and they all have a lot of different reasons for things they are doing. Many of those reasons do not comport with maga

Okay, but there is not a single FBI, CIA or NSA agent who came out revealed this massive corruption you're implying (there was a guy saying the FBI and it's employees stood firmly behind Comey after he was fired though no?).

So far I think your point is this: you think it is more likely that all these agencies are so corrupted that they would conspire against Trump and Russia on false grounds, than it is for the agencies to have found leads and evidence to suggest either Trump, Russia or both are a danger to the country? Correct? If so, why?

From what I've seen/found, there is not a single shred of evidence that suggests the agencies are conspiring against Trump or Russia tbh, and I don't see how believing the agencies have a grand conspiracy going on is not a conspiracy theory in itself

If you think I am even going to read all that, let alone actually seriouspost in response to it, you are in the wrong sub.

Not an argument, cuck.

cuck

Open borders and open marriages are for leftists, sugartits.

Implying I'm a leftist and your wife's pussy ain't mine, kaffir

Well, if it lefts like a cuck, it probably is.

If I linked you archives and then linked you the accounts would you sperg out and write another short novel about why political corruption and assassination totally don't real because it's (((current year)))?

No pls post the wikileaks page so I can post this

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It is NOT an endorsed by WikiLeaks for quality of the material, content, or judgement

All statements are user generated free thoughts Please keep Speculative Threads and informal investigations within this content area

You see... I would, but I'm hungry and would rather get a sandwich tbh

proceeds to reply to posts for the next half hour

Honestly, I didn't get a sandwich.. I'm sorry I lied to you guys. I bought a burrito from the small Mexican restaurant down the street after I put a burning cross on their property.

fuck yeah

I guess we're all meant to forget about the "Romanian" hacker Guccifer 2.0 who used Russian servers and didn't speak any Romanian.

I guess we're all meant to forget about the "Romanian" hacker Guccifer 2.0 who used Russian servers and didn't speak any Romanian.

You are way behind, fam.

Hahahaha. Right.

Tbh the Slavic languages professor in that Vice article said his mistakes were unorthodox for a Russian native and had a decent point for him being Moldovan.

I hope it's Russia cuz it'd cause huge drama but if Guccifer2.0 and/or Fancy Bear is the best Russia can do in cyber warfare when the NSA has the fucking equation group they need to keep themselves safe real fast cuz that war would be over

Irrespective of where Guccifer is from, it doesn't exactly fit with Seth Rich being a leaker.

Plus, if it was Seth Rich, why would he dump so much utterly innocuous shit? Surely he'd know where the juicy emails are and leak only those, since it'd do the same damage and make it easier to cover his tracks.

The Seth Rich theory requires him to be both smart and really, really dumb.

O yea I agree that it aint Seth Rich, didn't read what you were replying to lel

If Trump came out tomorrow and said Hillary Clinton is a great person the entire sub would love Clinton.

wew exaggeration lad

you're not a massive retard but it seems you have a giant hateboner for t_d, which makes it hard to take you seriously. stick to one of the 10s of anti trump subs kiddo.

How is this an exaggeration? That sub was spamming about how awful Goldman Sachs was for months, a primary talking point you encountered from them was Hillary shouldn't be president because she was too friendly with Goldman.

Now, after Trump has stocked his admin with Goldman sachs, they don't seem to give a shit and will even defend Trump on this.

You are seriously underestimating just how deep those people are into a personality cult.

laddie, half the people there voted for trump because they seriously despised hillary. you are retarded if you think trump saying anything positive about hillary would be received well there. maybe the mods would censor dissenters, but i wouldn't be surprised at all if that was the straw that broke the camels back and caused an uprising, which t_d desperately needs at this point tbh

you're blinded by the utter retardation of the mods and a few of the users.

I guess we can't really know, but I don't think it's possible to underestimate just how bad the personality cult is.

The closest thing we have is how they loved screaming "lock her up" before election and when Trump didn't do shit it didn't seem to impact them at all.

It would probably be the same as right after the Syria strike: people start posting criticism until the mods wake up, and by the end of the day the circlejerk is once again unbroken.

You are retarded if you unironically believe half of the people voted for him just out of spite for her. How do you even pretend to know that?

Smh af tbh tho fam.

"shaking my head as fuck"?

No, ass fuck

makes it hard to take you seriously

You're starting to understand how people feel about t_d, then.

DRAIN THE SWAMP!

Wait, Trump gave all his staff waivers so they can work on issues they have been paid to lobby on? Nah, swamp, we cool.

If Trump came out tomorrow and said Hillary Clinton is a great person the entire sub would love Clinton.

He basically did that right after the election, saying that the Clintons are good people and he wouldn't be appointing a special prosecutor for her.

That lasted about three days because you can't paint yourself as an outsider unless you have a perpetual opponent to run against, but still.

Not to mention all the crazy conspiracies. Spirit-cooking, Hillary being a pedophile necromancer, pizzagate and now I think you can add Seth Rich too. They can't help themselves.

I actually have a picture that sums up the Donald.

http://imgur.com/lLhQpei

I remember the thread, it was so weird. Jones was telling about these weird theories about those interdimensional beings and so many people were like "HE IS DROPPING THE RED PILLS, THE MADMAN!!!!".

I'm convinced the red pills are acid tabs

Please do not confuse lovely acid with crazy dumbasses.

and don't give the crazy dumbasses acid.

you're thinking of angel dust dude

Rest in peace odb. You crazy bastard.

i mean rza's the one what built it tho

Yeah but odb would have been wearing the suit, fighting crima and bring Wu tang clan to the children.

when nukes were already available in the 19th century but nobody saw the use of it until WW2

Not to mention that implies they had steam and shit in the middle ages

I'm starting to become concerned about you. Should you feel the overbearing need to wear headgear fashioned from aluminum foil, try to utilize lightly soiled pieces that have been used to for cooking chicken on a BBQ grill​. This repurposing of foil will be helpful for our great Mother Gaia, and also should have a pleasant grilled chicken smell which may attract the a sexual partner of the opposite or same sex. :)

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Literally just ask for bussy already

I only fuck employed people.

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clever way to say nobody will fuck you unless they're getting paid

Your shade is weaker than your chin tbqhwy

chinlessness is a characteristic of Old Stock upper-class anglo-canadians, a hairy terroni would never understand

Is living off 670 a month also a sign of old stock upper-class anglos Evan?

temporarily embarrassed millionaire

If one side has interdimensional powers and highly advanced technology, I'm probably going to join them

Welcome to /r/neoliberal, your first Soros bucks will arrive shortly.

and we have pizza parties every week. with noodles.

I hope both of those are secret 4chan code for something

Make this a jpeg link for mobile users

I'll have what hes having.

They are crazier than /x/. I'm honestly impressed with how far they fallen as human beings.

Those are all true.

Ok.

spirit cooking

Jesus I forgot that was a real thing.

still more realistic than russian hackers

the seth rich thing is actually older than pizzagate. they just forgot about it for like three trimesters

Spirit cooking, pizzagate and Seth Rich's murder are real.

Hillary Clinton isn't a necromancer, but she is a murderer.

Ok.

Donald Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him. He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000. He has built great relationships throughout his life and treats everyone with respect. He is brilliant with a great sense of humor … and an amazing ability to make people feel special and aspire to be more than even they thought possible.

It's actually depressing that came from the white house.

Uh no it's actually hilarious

It's hilarious until you realize a literal cult is running the country.

Come on, don't be racist against South Korea.

More countries should be run like South Korea tbqhwy

To be quite honest highway?

(to be quite honest with you)

Is that something I should know?

Yes it is iambpfwymgs

stop talking like a teen bitch.

Please tell me you are joking

No, that literally came from the white house.

the laughing stock of the world

He has an unparalleled ability to communicate with people, whether he is speaking to a room of three or an arena of 30,000.

Hitler did it better.

Yeah the Trump cult has nothing on Hitler.

Adolf got people to replace "god" with his name when saying thanks and all kinds of crazy shit.

Is that just a sub for butt-hurt Christians to attack atheists?

no it's a sub for enlightened rationalists to mock butthurt Christians

I think its both but neither side knows that its both.

It used to be a sub for mocking /r/atheism but now it's just butthurt all around.

I don't know why trump hates kim jong un so much. he virtually wants to be him.

Maybe because kim is killing it on the golf course and our supreme burrito can't break par.

Adolf got people to replace "god" with his name when saying thanks

source?

From the third Reich trilogy:

So deep was the penetration of Nazi propaganda, so all-encompassing its permeation of the German mass media, that it affected the very language Germans wrote and spoke. In his home in Dresden, Victor Klemperer began compiling a dossier of Nazi language - LTI - Lingua Tertii Imperii, the language of the Third Reich. Words that in a normal, civilized society had a negative connotation acquired the opposite sense under Nazism, he noted; so that ‘fanatical’, ‘brutal’, ‘ruthless’, ‘uncompromising’, ‘hard’ all became words of praise instead of disapproval. The German language became a language of superlatives, so that everything the regime did became the best and the greatest, its achievements unprecedented, unique, historic and incomparable. Government statistics underwent an inflation that took them far beyond the limits of the plausible. Decisions were always final, changes were always made to last for ever. The language used about Hitler, Klemperer noted, was shot through and through with religious metaphors; people ‘believed in him’, he was the redeemer, the saviour, the instrument of Providence, his spirit lived in and through the German nation, the Third Reich was the eternal and everlasting Kingdom of the German people, and those who had died in its cause were martyrs. Nazi institutions domesticated themselves in the German language through abbreviations and acronyms, until talking about them became an unthinking part of everyday life. Above all, perhaps, Nazism imbued the German language with the metaphors of battle: the battle for jobs, the struggle for existence, the fight for culture. In the hands of the Nazi propaganda apparatus, the German language became strident, aggressive and militaristic. Commonplace matters were described in terms more suited to the battlefield. The language itself began to be mobilized for war.

Or:

In July 1935, at the height of the controversy over Rosenberg’s attacks on the Churches, a speaker told a meeting of the Nazi Students’ League in Bernau: ‘One is either a Nazi or a committed Christian.’ Christianity, he said, ‘promotes the dissolution of racial ties and of the national racial community . . . We must repudiate the Old and the New Testaments, since for us the Nazi idea alone is decisive. For us there is only one example, Adolf Hitler and no one else.’ Such anti-Christian ideas were widespread in the Hitler Youth and formed an increasingly important part of the Party’s programme for the indoctrination of the young. Children receiving lunches from the National Socialist welfare organization in Cologne, for example, were obliged to recite a grace before and after the meal which substituted the Leader’s name for God’s when thanks were given.101 At one training camp for schoolchildren in Freusberg, the inmates were told that the Pope was ‘a half-Jew’ and that they had to hate the ‘oriental-Jewish, racially alien teaching of Christianity’, which was incompatible with National Socialism. The mother of a twelve-year-old Hitler Youth found the following text in his pocket when he came home one evening; it was also sung in public by the Hitler Youth at the 1934 Nuremberg Party Rally:

Or:

We are the jolly Hitler Youth,

We don’t need any Christian truth

For Adolf Hitler, our Leader

Always is our interceder. Whatever the Papist priests may try,

We’re Hitler’s children until we die;

We follow not Christ but Horst Wessel.

Away with incense and holy water vessel!  

As sons of our forebears from times gone by

We march as we sing with banners held high.

I’m not a Christian, nor a Catholic,

I go with the SA through thin and thick.

A+ for the reference

I got a good belly laugh out of this

This, but ironically

It is called Americanism. You lack it, which is why you are sad.

I believe this post by this pizzashill guy.

Are you claiming I'm lying?

Was the fake picture of Byrd on the Donald for a while?

Did they sticky a fake FBI memo the other day?

I'm saying I believe you, because I am very credulous.

lol youre so invested but not informed very well

Alright, so let's try this.

A) Did the Donald have a fake picture of Byrd on their sidebar?

B) Did the Donald Sticky a fake FBI memo the other day?

C) Did the Donald push both spirit cooking and pizzagate?

A) Did the Donald have a fake picture of Byrd on their sidebar?

yeah specifically because of the reaction it gets out of people like you

its funny, plus he was actually in the kkk

B) Did the Donald Sticky a fake FBI memo the other day?

youll probably have to be more specific, most people arent this obsessed

C) Did the Donald push both spirit cooking and pizzagate?

uh spirit cooking is a thing that objectively happened, its not exactly in dispute

people dont deny it, they just say its "normal" (lol)

and pg is real my dude

another one got arrested a few days ago, unfortunately probably just a scapegoat but fuck them

yeah specifically because of the reaction it gets out of people like you its funny, plus he was actually in the kkk

Yeah, I'm sure that's why it was there, they were simply pretending to fall for a fake picture.

youll probably have to be more specific, most people arent this obsessed

They stickied a fake FBI memo they claimed was a leak that said Seth Rich was the source for the DNC emails.

uh spirit cooking is a thing that objectively happened, its not exactly in dispute

No it's not you fucking retard, LOL.

http://www.snopes.com/john-podesta-spirit-cooking/

“I’m outraged, because this is taken completely out of my context,” Abramovic told me by phone this afternoon. She was at Sean Kelly Gallery, her rep in New York. The dinner, she explained, was a reward for donors to a Kickstarter campaign she had run. Tony Podesta has collected her work since the 1990s, and he attended, but John couldn’t make it. In fact, she has never met John Podesta.

“It was just a normal dinner,” Abramovic said, adding that about 10 people attended. “It was actually just a normal menu, which I call spirit cooking. There was no blood, no anything else. We just call things funny names, that’s all.” (The Kickstarter page advertised “traditional soups.”)

Spirit Cooking, Abramovic explained, was a performance she staged at a number of museums around the world in the ‘90s, painting graffiti with pigs’ blood. She also made a limited-edition book, which contains various recipes. That book is in the collection of the Museum of Modern Art in New York, among other places.

And the Satanism charge? “Anybody who wants can read my memoirs and find out that [my work] is far away from Satanism,” she said. (The book was just released this week, she noted, and it’s doing well on Amazon.) “My work is really more about spirituality and not anything else,” she continued. “I’ve been doing my work for so long, and this is a misunderstanding.” She said of the right-wing attacks, “It’s absolutely outrageous and ridiculous.”

and pg is real my dude

Sorry, I wasn't aware you suffer from a severe learning disability.

Yeah, I'm sure that's why it was there, they were simply pretending to fall for a fake picture.

who the fuck do you think made it lol

They stickied a fake FBI memo they claimed was a leak that said Seth Rich was the source for the DNC emails.

pretty sure theyre also the ones that found out it wasnt real after checking that shit out

No it's not you fucking retard, LOL.

your link says it happened, genius

its just claiming its a "normal dinner", like i said

except theres photos of her "dinners" with people pretending to be cannibals and shit and fucking around with weird rituals

you can claim that shit is "art" but it was dumb as fuck for them to make out its just a normal dinner party lol

Literally delusional.

youre just too angry and partisan to actually look at what youre asserting

no real person thinks that spirit cooking shit is normal, its just that youve decided you hate the people who says its bad

Sorry, I wasn't aware you suffer from a severe learning disability.

nah i can just read

who the fuck do you think made it lol

Not them?

http://www.snopes.com/robert-byrd-kkk-photo/

pretty sure theyre also the ones that found out it wasnt real after checking that shit out

LMAO, THEY ALL BELIEVED IT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? I knew it was fake within 10 seconds of looking at it.

Literally one of the most poorly made fakes I've ever seen, they all ate it up, they straight up believed it.

your link says it happened, genius

Are you actually retarded?

nah i can just read

No, you can't I guess, because you think PG is a real thing, think spirit cooking is a real thing, and tried to spin the Donald falling for a fake FBI memo didn't happen.

LMAO, THEY ALL BELIEVED IT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? I knew it was fake within 10 seconds of looking at it. Literally one of the most poorly made fakes I've ever seen, they all ate it up, they straight up believed it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dt5ti/seth_rich_fbi_memo_is_fake_original_document_is/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dtvc9/yea_im_calling_the_fbi_memo_complete_bullshit/

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/6dtcrp/dont_go_crazy_over_fbi_memos_of_seth_rich_computer/

It's actually hilarious how upset you are by Trump voters that you invent Bullshit now.

You're literally retarded dude, go look at the original thread, you mouth-breathing mongoloid.

LMAO, THEY ALL BELIEVED IT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yea haha man the Original Thread with the Top Comment saying it's fake, you sure are so much smarter then everyone else.

If only they could be as smart as you and know shitty photoshop when they see it and interpret provocative art like you do.

darjeelingdarling 508 points 4 days ago If this is authentic, it is literally the biggest news story of our time. And the destruction of the MSM. It's a bit frightening, actually. How could they have been so arrogant to think they could do this? How many more people have they killed? If they killed this young man, then they probably killed someone else.

slinkydink2 173 points 4 days ago Once you topple the first domino...

FurfaggiesDTOM 63 points 4 days ago And now all of a sudden all that "crazy conspiracy theorists" aren't so crazy anymore.

airforcefalcoBTFO 35 points 4 days ago There will be so much fallout from this, on both sides.

FutureCowboy333 10 points 4 days ago It's unconfirmed, but so far it looks good.

razgriz301 54 points 4 days ago Not surprising to me. They all need to be locked up in jail. Funny thing is that this has more credibility than the NYT's FBI Comey "memo" just by first glance.

Oh boy a whole 10 upvotes wow that sure proves your point about ALL OF THE DONALD!!!1

If this is authentic

If

I get it you can never admit you are wrong about anything.

Hilarious that you are so butthurt about this that you went through all this effort to cherrypick things that prove you "right"

It's the level of discourse I expect from someone who doesn't understand Marina Abramović's Art.

Yeah, you're beyond retarded dude. Read the rest of that comment, he very clearly believes it, and then read the god damn title that got 3300 upvotes and a sticky.

Joe Biggs just dumped FBI documents on Twitter PROVING the FBI had Seth Rich's laptop and tied it to Wikileaks. This proves the Trump / Russia Narrative is a Lie. POTUS VINDICATED MSM BTFO FBI BTFO

Stop embarrassing yourself.

I get it, you are emotionally invested in just how bad a internet forum is, it's not sad and pathetic at all.

Not embarrassing at all that you think one thread is 450,000 users.

gullible subreddit in existence.

No mans sky exists.

This isn't even the most retarded thing they did, pizzagate was way more hilarious.

Good thing no one linked to Hillary has been arrested for being a Pedophile then right.

Jesus I don't even know where to start with this, it's just so fallacious the only way you could go down this path is if maybe you have mild retardation.

TIL a random staffer for someone that isn't Hillary getting arrested for messing with a legal girl confirms pizzagate, it's not like this is just an absurd logical leap or anything.

Your sure showing how nonretarded you are by sperging out calling everyone who talks to you retarded.

TIL a random staffer

Oh you are actually just non-politically informed and have no idea who Anthony Weiner is that explains why you only react to things based off your emotions.

LOL, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER? I thought you were talking about the blasio retard, the Weiner argument is even more absurd.

How exactly does Weiner sexting a girl that was over legal age, something Hillary Clinton clearly wasn't aware of in any way validate pizzagate?

about the blasio retard

You're sure doing a great job showing there aren't a lot of pedophiles when you can't even keep what Pedophile is which straight.

over legal age,

15

pleaded guilty to transferring obscene material to a minor,

You literally have no idea what you are talking about.

Please try to inform yourself on a basic level before you try and attack other people for being dumb.

Weiner in any way validates pizzagate?

I don't believe in Pizzagate lol, it's what happens when Conspiracy Theorists do their thing, it's expected after turning them onto going through Emails.

Holy shit, here we have a rare example of a retard that isn't informed, but thinks he is.

You literally have no idea what you are talking about. Please try to inform yourself on a basic level before you try and attack other people for being dumb.

Ready for this?

https://whowhatwhy.org/2017/05/22/exclusive-weiners-underage-sexting-girl-lied-damage-clinton/

However, our research shows that the girl was in fact not “15 and a sophomore” as the Daily Mail reported, when she initiated contact with Weiner. A court record shows that she was just shy of her 17th birthday at the time she approached him.

I don't believe in Pizzagate lol, it's what happens when Conspiracy Theorists do their thing, it's expected after turning them onto going through Emails.

Except you were trying to use Weiner as some type of evidence to validate pizzagate, that's literally what you did.

Weiner is a piece of shit - but that girl was not 15.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/19/nyregion/anthony-weiner-guilty-plea-sexting.html?_r=0

Well you better contact the New York Times and tell them to print a correction.

You won't even admit you are wrong

He's not a pedophile he's a hebephile

He was falsely arrested and plead out instead of fighting it since she was above the age of consent.

LOL

Dude, go read the actual story you fucking cuck. The girl was not 15, the court records show it, her social media shows it.

http://thehill.com/homenews/news/334511-report-girl-in-weiner-sexting-case-lied-to-damage-clinton

NY times seems to just be reporting it at face value, that girl was absolutely not 15.

The WhoWhatWhy report, citing a court record, says the girl was just shy of 17 when she approached Weiner, and not 15 as The Daily Mail cited when it initially broke the story.

You're a joke dude.

I'm better then those retards at T_D said the literal Pedo Apologist calling The New York Times Fake News

He pleaded guilty to a single count of transmitting sexual material to a minor.

The AP is fake news too now lol

The Age of Consent of North Caroline applies to Federal Charges

You're Retarded.

Are you retarded dude? I said multiple times Weiner is a piece of shit, and this is going to be my last reply, but I think it's important we highlight what happened here, and what I let happen because I took 9 Benadryl and got off track.

This is what I said:

This isn't even the most retarded thing they did, pizzagate was way more hilarious.

To which you responded:

Good thing no one linked to Hillary has been arrested for being a Pedophile then right.

Here is the argument - even if Weiner was a pedo, how in the fuck is that relevant to Hillary Clinton, and how in the fuck is that relevant to pizzagate?

Weiner isn't linked to Hillary Clinton

Lol okay It's nice you are finally trying to admit you are wrong for defending Pedos it's a good first step for you even if you have to blame Drug use for it.

At this point I have to come to the conclusion you're a troll, because it literally isn't possible for someone to be as learning disabled as you come off.

Man, we are both having fun shooting the shit about how the other one is retarded, we have a lot in Common, you think The New York Times and AP and Mainstream Media is Fake News and don't know how Laws Work just like me.

Like you get your "source" for her not being 15 claims that North Caroline laws mean he's not guilty of Federal Charges so why would you trust it?

Even if the law worked like that Why wouldn't the law where he lived in New York apply?

Alright so right here you're trying the same bullshit strawman argument you've been trying for a while, you aren't even good at this, they aren't even clever fake arguments.

You think The New York Times and AP and Mainstream Media is Fake News

Incorrect, I think AP and new york times reported what the original story said, and didn't look at the court records.

Don't know how Laws Work

Incorrect, I know exactly how the laws work.

Like you get your "source" for her not being 15 claims that North Caroline laws mean he's not guilty of Federal Charges so why would you trust it?

Well right here you just blatantly tried to lie, maybe you should read what you're linked next time.

https://whowhatwhy.org/2017/05/22/exclusive-weiners-underage-sexting-girl-lied-damage-clinton/

Under North Carolina law, at 16, she was in fact above the age of consent. Ultimately, this would not matter because Weiner pled guilty to being under the impression that she was only 15, and she was still below the federal age of consent — the standard applicable in the case. Regardless of what he stipulated as part of his plea agreement, among the trove of incriminating messages it published, the Daily Mail provided no evidence that the girl actually told Weiner she was 15, only that she was in high school.

reported what the original story said, and didn't look at the court records.

Well fuck you better contact acting Manhattan U.S. Attorney Joon Kim called who called Weiner's conduct "reprehensible," saying he sent sexually explicit images and directions to engage in sexual conduct to a girl he knew was 15.

and tell him he doesn't know the age of the girl either.

that isn't relevant to Hillary Clinton,

Please tell me more about how the man who had her Emails on his Pedo Laptop isn't relevant to Hillary Clinton

Well right here you just blatantly tried to lie, maybe you should read what you're linked next time.

You said she wasn't 15 so it's not as bad, you're literally a Pedo Apologist, stop being a disgusting human being.

Don't listen to them! You aren't retarded! They are! You're speaking straight redpills, my based pede!

Please, go on.

You might want to keep reading the thread until he accuses the court system of being liars who are part of a vast conspiracy to take Wiener down to make Hillary lose the election.

Whaaaaaaa!? How can this be true!? Inform me more! Who want to take down weiner? How did they infiltrate the court system? What color panties are you wearing? Did weiner really sext children or is that a false flag?

why do you keep quoting snopes lol

theyre a site for urban legends and unimportant shit, theyre not a real source for political fact checking

LMAO, THEY ALL BELIEVED IT, ARE YOU SERIOUS? I knew it was fake within 10 seconds of looking at it.

yep, youre real clever and all those guys you disagree with are just dumb

man it must be blissful having that simple an outlook

they all ate it up, they straight up believed it.

meanwhile you still believe in russian hackers

Are you actually retarded?

did you read your snopes link before posting it lol? it says spirit cooking is a normal dinner party, not that it never happened

not even the most pro clinton people pretend it didnt happen lol

because you think PG is a real thing

it is, and thankfully nobody needs the support of gullible people to continue arresting pedos

think spirit cooking is a real thing

lol this is how dumb anti pg people are, read your sources

You also tried to claim the Donald made that fake KKK picture when they didn't.

man youre easily led arent you

they photoshopped the kkk one alongside the hillary kissing pic

it was always known to be photoshop, and the reason they did it is because it makes people like you unable to argue properly

you start spazzing out and dont understand whats happening

You're a joke dude, I'm done with you, just a pathetic loon trying to spin objective reality to protect your cult.

lol imagine being as uninformed as you, to the point youre actually angry at people on behalf of those who make propaganda

why do you keep quoting snopes lol

Can you point out what is factually incorrect in the snopes articles I linked you?

yep, youre real clever and all those guys you disagree with are just dumb

They literally are dumb you fucking cuck, they spam blatantly fake bullshit constantly.

did you read your snopes link before posting it lol? it says spirit cooking is a normal dinner party, not that it never happened

The Donald literally tried to claim John podesta was eating shit made out of blood and sperm you fucking retard.

it is, and thankfully nobody needs the support of gullible people to continue arresting pedos

Point out a single "pedo" arrested with any relation to pizzagate.

it was always known to be photoshop, and the reason they did it is because it makes people like you unable to argue properly you start spazzing out and dont understand whats happening

We've established you have a learning disability, you're now trying to lie about which photo they had on the sidebar.

lol imagine being as uninformed as you, to the point youre actually angry at people on behalf of those who make propaganda

I actually hope to god you blow your brains out before you breed, you are easily one of the most retarded, uneducated people I have ever encountered on Reddit.

He's on the ropes! He's in the vicious grip of your flawless reason! Finish him off! **FINISH HIM!*

why do you have that ready though

I'm in training.

uh spirit cooking is a thing that objectively happened, its not exactly in dispute people dont deny it, they just say its "normal" (lol)

This is what retards actually believe.

thats what the snopes link said too

nobody ever tried to claim spirit cooking never happened lol, they just said it was a regular innocent dinner

do you even know what youre arguing

Its weird art, spirits arent really being cooked

but youre saying its weird art that happened right

like thats not a conspiracy theory

They wouldn't actually love Clinton, but they would invent a 22d chess reason why it's smart for Trump to say this (perhaps he's manipulating the Dems to nominate her again in 2020 so she can lose again) and make a big show of going along with him.

That's actually probably more likely, I could see them claiming it was some advanced tactic.

Even liberal critics of Trump were doing this for a while after the election. He's only pretending to be retarded to distract us!

"In an ever-changing, incomprehensible world the masses had reached the point where they would, at the same time, believe everything and nothing, think that everything was possible and that nothing was true. ... Mass propaganda discovered that its audience was ready at all times to believe the worst, no matter how absurd, and did not particularly object to being deceived because it held every statement to be a lie anyhow. The totalitarian mass leaders based their propaganda on the correct psychological assumption that, under such conditions, one could make people believe the most fantastic statements one day, and trust that if the next day they were given irrefutable proof of their falsehood, they would take refuge in cynicism; instead of deserting the leaders who had lied to them, they would protest that they had known all along that the statement was a lie and would admire the leaders for their superior tactical cleverness." Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

I was looking for that quote lol but I forgot how to find it

Nimble!

IIRC several of them were frustrated back when he bombed Assad but no one seems to still care about that or remember it ever happened.

The Donald goes well beyond loyalty, it's a literal personality cult.

There is a decent amount of people in The_Donald who really are in the for the lulz. Poe's Law very much applies to everything in there.

To be fair, a major reason why the sub is like that is because the mod team actively cracks down on incredulity. All the posters who really cared about Trump's policies got banned when he fired missiles at Syria.

This tbh. I'll only vote for whose policies I see as the lesser of two evils and who will lower/not raise my taxes.

The top comment doesn't even make sense.

Tesla is cool, but Musk's virtue signaling is fucking retarded. He only gives a fuck about the "climate" because all of his companies suck from the government's tit.

If all he cared about was sucking on government's tit, wouldn't he follow suit with whatever the government decided? Why is he threatening to withdraw from his role?

Also love how this idiot doesn't know what virtue signaling is. The man who built the Tesla company, which sells electric cars, is just pretending to care about the environment? Lmao.

Uh the top two comments are actually calling out OP.

Elon Musk has actually asked the Government to stop all subsidies for electric vehicles ... Also, the $51 billion market cap is largely driven by sentiment and expectations rather than current performance ... Can hardly blame Tesla or Elon.

In any case, t_d would paradoxically turn against Trump if somehow Trump became anti-Trump.

The comment I quoted from the thread has 470 points. It is the top comment.

Oh you are right. I sort by "best" instead of "top". Doh.

Trumps tweets are so contradictory to his behavior he has already come out as anti trump in a roundabout way

Why would that be paradoxical.

just pretending to care about the environment to impress his friends no less. they're not even trying to pass it off as greed

Ugh fucking Elon musk and his ESS JAY DUBAYOO politics

Years of paid propaganda and special interests will mutate anyone.

I'm wondering why "you post to /r/politics" can't be as insulting as "you post in /r/The_Donald". But that's probably because literally everyone who uses T_D as an insult... posts in /r/politics.

Because /r/the_Donald isn't the conservative alternative to the liberal /r/politics... it's the bastard child of /r/conspiracy and fatpeoplehate

Where does FPH fit in there?

Just in the "spam the front page" reaction to being disliked by the masses and "oppressed" by the admins

you forgot r/incel

/shrug

I love all the "haha yeah those party loyalists on the other side are all horrible, not like being a loyalist for the correct party" replies

I'm starting to think they know what they're doing and we've all been bamboozled for centuries

wtf I hate the climate now

HORSESHOE THEORY

hating Elon Musk on reddit

That's totally gonna go well

No bully space daddy

T_D is comedy gold, those autists live in their own universe

The second clause of your comment is Reddit in a nutshell.

2real

Too bad their cheapest Tesla has an MSRP of $68,000. Shit, there aren't even a lot of people who can just up and plunk down for a Model 3 when they come out.

Haha, poor-fags.

I was told they are the only people working in this country tho??????

Thank goodness I've got this saved money from work sorosbux and credit note from mommy! I can afford either of these rides!

schmekles. they're schmekles now. you know... 'cause the jews.

I think you mean ((((((G L O B A L I S T S)))))) ;)

too many parenthesis. Preeeeetty sure you just twitter pinged the church of latter day saints.

yikes. I can't into neo-nazi dog whistles yet; but oh boy I'm tryin!

Yeah why is Musk getting whiny about climate change when he's shooting hundreds of tons of fuel and carbon dioxide into the atmosphere with all those rockets of his?

/u/heyohmydoohd This is unironically one of the dumbest things I have seen on that sub

Also does this mean /u/refuseandresist loves T_D now?

Also does this mean /u/refuseandresist loves T_D now?

This is what we need to know.

I have no idea who that is...

It's AngryDM's alt account. Constantly posting rants about the eeeeevil Elon.

how do you know it's his alt?

Sorry I gotta straighten this up because I think you got that wrong.

I don't hate Elon. I'm not sure if any people I know IRL hate him. I was just saying why is he talking about climate change when he's launching rockets every month or so. He's a good guy, but was a little hypocritical there.

I'm sorry if my comment made it sound like I hated him, because I don't.

Sorry

I'm sorry

kys

Kys for apologizing? I think you're just trying to live up to this sub's name but that is not a good way to do it.

I think you're just trying to live up to this sub's name but that is not a good way to do it.

That's rude. You should apologize.

I'm pretty sure that telling some random person on the internet to "kys" is also rude, if you consider my comment to you "rude" as well.

Giving someone good advice is rude now?

Thats what you get for trying to help.

Kys for apologizing?

Yes.

I think I have found a new home.

<3

Just because a few of us have left a load in your mother doesn't mean we're family, covfefe?

me next!

You want people to put a load into you too? Nah, fam. We have standards, even if they're really low.

Wow, a dressing down from /u/ComedicSans ?

All I got were 5 people telling me to kys when I mentioned I was new.

You're not from /r/all. I loathe those people.

Why, do they think you are serious and cry when you call them a fag or tell them to kys?

senpai noticed me XD

A rocket a month or even several a month don't output nearly the same levels of CO2 as gas-burning cars and non-renewable energy sources. I get that mental gymnastics are essential for being a Trump dickrider at this point but I'm pretty sure Trump raped his wife and the kids on the Epstein plane in missionary so yall don't have to be that flexible to please daddy.

I'm going to disregard everything after your first sentence because it was the only thing I read that was actually intelligent.

I know that rockets may not produce as much pollution as tons of cars on the road but I wasn't comparing cars to rockets. I was saying how Elon shouldn't be complaining about climate change when he IS outputting some sort of pollution.

Yeah the man is a total hypocrite. He literally emits CO2 every time he speaks.

Well, we all do. About 3 billion tons annually (if you add up every human on the planet)

thatsthejoke.jpg

how are you able to live being this retarded?

IF ELONS SUCH A GOOD GUY WHERE ARE THE SOLAR POWERED ROCCKETS HUH?? 🤔

Oh look the said something I don't like... FAKE NEWS DISREGARD EVERYTHING FAKE NEWS REEEEEEEW

Am I retarded? No it must be the countless people calling me retarded that are wrong. Oh well, back to /r/the_dipshits

-/u/Heyohmydoohd

A rocket per month here, a private jet there, its not the same thing as bad normies driving a Toyota Corolla.

I get that mental gymnastics are essential for being a Trump dickrider at this point but I'm pretty sure Trump raped his wife and the kids on the Epstein plane in missionary so yall don't have to be that flexible to please daddy.

Everyone knows the Epstein rape-plane runs on the hot air coming out of Trumps butthole shaped mouth. Totally green orange and renewable energy source when Putin's not blocking it off with his cock. Zero carbon footprint handprint. Not because there is no carbon, but because of teeny tiny hands.

... do rockets even produce CO2? Where does the carbon come from? It's hydrogen and oxygen. It makes water, and little else.

I presume the combustion of rocket fuel produces some CO2?

Turns out the Merlin engines use kerosene.

It's decently clean to launch with, but it requires a lot of energy to produce, which isn't always clean. Musk is making rockets that can re-land without shooting off and wasting a bunch of material, so suffice it to say he's thinking about conserving and being conscious about the carbon footprint of his space program which is advancing this country's knowledge in areas the government has specifically defunded, which may also be the only program that can save humanity, because of global warming. This is asinine whataboutism attempting to discredit someone who gave away his patent to help progress the entire industry forward into the future and go green; he's not secretly killing the planet for greed.

No, that comment may in fact be the most retarded thing t_d has ever produced.

Why do dumbfucks like you have to give their retarded opinion about every single thing, even though you don't have the slightest clue of what you are talking about ? Why don't you simply shut the fuck up ?

I would, but I kind of like watching you go crazy on your keyboard or phone telling somebody to be quiet because I'm offending you. It's not like I can do anything with my opinion besides tell it anyways. Also you guys mentioned me so I thought, "I guess they want me to say something??"

It's not like I can do anything with my opinion besides tell it anyways

You can always SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, ever thought about that ?

I wonder if a user can get any more angry at words on a screen displayed by a random person who's probably halfway across the globe from him...

globe

At least you think the earth is round, that's a step up from before.

"No no, I meant the cubular globe"

You see, people aren't offended by your opinion, they're offended that someone can be this retarded.

Welcome to "Generation Me". Where everything I think is truly important and everyone must listen!

No really I've found myself asking this question a million times. I don't understand economics. If you asked me economic policy questions I have no issues saying 'I don't know enough about this'. Hell, I don't even think economists even know what the hell they're talking about half the time, since economics is basically trying to predict the future based on the past patterns of the most illogical, idiotic animal on the planet.

Liberals who have never even seen a gun know what gun control laws would stop all crime. Liberals who think the outer suburbs are "rural" know exactly what all conservatives think and how they should vote 'for their best interests'.

Conservatives who didn't even see a black person until they were in the 20s know that welfare is the reason inner cities are terrible. Conservatives who couldn't even tell you what a stratocumulus cloud is know exactly what our climate policy should be.

Why is everyone so fucking retarded?

becuz republicans.

Ok Mr Fancypants rocket surgeon:

how the fuck do you get into space using solar panels. the entirety of rocket science will patiently await your ground breaking new technology announcement

Yo dumbass, you think those fire space sausages burn coal to get into space? Among other fuels, they use liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen to make guess what? Water, dumbass.

AngryDM is going to go into diabetic shock over this

That wanker's still around?

I wonder if Clinton supporters have infiltrated the Donald to make it seem retarded.

They don't need help with that

I'm pretty sure Donald supporters infiltrated T_D to make it seem retarded.

I could teach a half comatose gold fish with a lobotomy to post racist shit online, set him up with a reddit account and a bookmark to t_d and the average IQ would instantly jump 50 pts over there.

The only thing that needs to infiltrate t_d is a massive wall of CO2 brought on by their chucklefuck god's mentally devoid bullshit.

"muh shareblue is brigadin!" "muh freedumbs of speech is oppressed" "buh buh buh spez weset da votes wwaaaaa!" go fuck yourself, you and the entire dumpster fire bullshit parade you are such a proud member of

you are a joke

your sub is a joke

everyone there is a joke

nearly everyone on this site fucking hates you and wants you gone.

take the fucking hint

GO TO VOAT! (oh wait, your little snowflake safespace cant exist over there. thats right, I remember)

Better yet, take your "le smartest minds on reddit" and your 6 quadrillion10 users and make your own fucking site. (oh wait, you cant)

tell ya what, how about just

g o f u c k y o u r s e l f

DAMN, SON, YOU ROASTED THEM GOOD WOOHA GOOD WORK

bost bussy or kys

Lol , you are so angry. Are you a degenerate buddy?

you are really really triggered aren't you? wassa matter wittle snowflake's fefe's hurt?

lol still on reddit i see. guess that whole "we are reddit!" thing isnt working out so well eh? guess yall will get to that right after "lock her up"

I love that "fake news" and "false flag" have become the go to lines for The_Dipshit regulars.

You couldnt provide better proof of your delusion if you tried.

Do you ever notice that literally the whole world besides dumbass fox news viewers hates you and what you stand for, stop for a moment, and think "perhaps I am wrong"?

Yeah and those fox news viewers are half the US pop and make more money than you welfare sucking degenerates.
I would not want to be liked by you weirdos anyway.

That feel when you make more than the average household yet still get called welfare recipient.

Trump supporters man. Literally retarded.

Thats a nice story buddy , but no point arguing with weirdos. Have a good day.

Jokes on them. I always hated Elon Musk/

elon musk is going to save us from climate change, neck yourself you lead breathing neckbeard

Don't worry, he won't breathe lead for long.

Musk has done more for humanity on his own than all other humans in history have done collectively.

yes I am sure he did that 100% altruistically and not for profit, too, right?

This, but ironically.

But still underpays his employees.... hm

Isn't Musk a neoliberal hero?

No, Hyperloop will never be economiclly viable

seriously, using the phrase 'virtue signalling,' is... virtue signaling.... FFS

No. You are doing it wrong.

but how else am I supposed to let everybody know that I don't approve of people showcasing their opinions to demonstrate moral superiority like libtards do?

Please don't point out that I am doing a thing!

you're going to have to be more specific

Please don't point out that I am making a public show of giving support to high-minded but impractical ideals! Pointing out that I am doing it means that you are the one actually doing it!

Pls explain how this is "virtue signaling" in 11 words or less

I can do it in one:

Luke 18:9-14

so wait one of the pro-tax passages?

I really need to get on making that biblebot so I don't have to google this shit

T_D could be told to hate Donald Trump because he's bad for Donald Trump, and they would probably do it.

You go try that, sugar.

Those morons are actually talking like they are pro-free market in there. How stupid do you have to be to think Trump is a free-market capitalist?

It is truly impossible to underestimate them

Trump is the epitome of crony capitalism and is as anti-free market as it gets. Did they forget they elected him while he was promising to eliminate free market policies?

Well Elon Musk is an actual billionaire

I hated elon musk before it was cool.

They hate everyone, especially themselves.

...But who can blame them: they are insufferable.

The_Donald posters are pretty much cultists who worship their god. Trump could fucking nuke Texas and they'll still blindly worship him.

texas has it coming.

Wait I thought Elon Musk was a union busting uber-capitalist straight out of a Reaganite's wet dream. How can this be?

I was once told it you cut out a testicle and swallowed it, the testie would return to your ballsac.

Wait til they find out he's not even a real American, rather a South African/Canadian.

WTF I HATE ROCKET JESUS NOW

I can somehow get behind the post... comments are retarded as fuck, as is tradition

I don't think they understand what 51 bil in value means

/u/salt_minor_XD is very, very triggered and hungry for more.

lol you went to a completely different sub and posted my username.

just. wow. you are a sad, sad little boy.

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