Software Developer Sends Himself to Hell With this Final Commit

10  2017-06-02 by [deleted]

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You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.

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This is not the first time I experience depression. I am Catholic so I believe suicide will lead me to Hell.

:(

Don't get bogged down in sticky situations, just go with the flow.

I hope his suicide is cleaner than that GitHub page. Fucking disgusting.

Lets take a look at his repo list

(#gt)[Python]

(#gt)[Python]

(#gt)[Python]

(#gt)[Python]

(#gt)[Ruby (lel)]

(#gt)[Python]

(#gt)[Python]

Good riddance tbh

Lets take a look at his repo list

Python

Python

Python

Python

Ruby (lel)

Python

Python

Good riddance tbh

Let me guess, you use Haskell.

I live the monad life

I always have trouble cutting my thighs. Imho drowning is pretty easy

Not as easy as other suicide methods go. If you just ride out the initial "burning sensation" and the panic reflex after inhaling water, the final moments are indeed blissful (or atleast peaceful). You won't "die in pain".

Drive car in lake windows down seatbelt on

I guess not everyone has lakes

If have care why no use fumes?

I had a window that couldn't close all the way so this method of suicide wasn't considered

>using github

You're already there, kiddo.

He's alive, apparently. Someone found it and called his job's HR.

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Ah, the good old github business friendliness department. Here they come to scrub their service of anything that betrays the fact their users are real people with all the messiness that entails instead of good unpaid open source worker bees.