Agendapost #2478900. Synthwave is the master race of music

4  2017-06-04 by bobbybonnadouchey

And we should implement the final solution on all other genres. Exile to hot topic.

Synthwave is perfection incarnate made by space raptor Jesus himself.

Honorary master race status shall be granted to melodic death metal, symphonic metal and prog rock.

Other less evolved music shall be exiled to hot topic.

38 comments

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n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Synthpunk & Electronic Junk Punk > Synthwave

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Synthpunk is just darksynth for old people. And whatever the hell the other genres is, original it is not.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

This just sounds like someone jerking over the F-Zero soundtrack. Melodic death metal and symphonic metal IS the sound of Hot Topic. Prog rock is for old farts who played a lot of D&D in the 70s and are assistant managers at Wendy's now.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Prog rock is for old farts who played a lot of D&D in the 70s and are assistant managers at Wendy's now.

Excuuuuseee me princess. That's power metal you're talking about. /u/subpoutine

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Nope. That's 100% accurate for anyone who listens to Rush unironically.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Then answer me this /u/lokichilde, is fly by night by Rush good or bad?

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

At least they stopped making albums about middle earth and shit. jk, they never stopped.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Answer the question nerd.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Anyone defending Rush forfeits the right to call other people nerds. I'd call the song middling.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

You like krabby patties Rush don't you, Squidward /u/lokichilde?

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

https://i.imgur.com/UkLtyrW.gif

n/a  subpoutine 2017-06-04

🤘🏿

n/a  MyrLeaf 2017-06-04

Sadpostingwave reporting in

https://youtu.be/M7YBnznuBAg

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

A E S T H E T I C

n/a  subpoutine 2017-06-04

Lazerhawk < Dance with the Dead

Also your taste in metal is shit. Blind Guardian is literal perfection.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Lol gtfo nerd. Power metal is too cringey to listen undiluted. I can stomach it with power metal influenced genres and bands like Night wish or even Children of bodom. Even the black metal guys think your kinda gay.

n/a  subpoutine 2017-06-04

Night Wish? You listen to fucking Night Wish and you're calling me gay?!

Blind Guardian making 27 about The Dark Tower is probably the most manly thing anyone has ever done. Fucking fight me, you Ghost-listening sellout.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Lol, he probably likes Mortiis too

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Unfortunately I'm not too versed in the symphonic hebrew(?) Genre. So no I don't like Mortiis.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Oh wow. No way you're putting that little elf on my people.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

He's /your goy/

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

That doesn't even make sense

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Tbh fam I'm not sure I'm even using the meme right.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Goy/im are what (((we))) call the unechoed

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

So, did you really kill jebus?

Dick move tbh fam.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

If we hadn't, he would have just died off as another minor sand cult in history.

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Could've just sold him to the Colosseum fam.

Infinitely respawning Jesus grinding levels at the Colosseum.

n/a  lokichilde 2017-06-04

Nerd

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

Wew

n/a  bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-04

27 albums about The Dark Tower

We are seeing levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible.

At least they stopped making albums of middle earth and shit.

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-06-04

And yet just one Bling Guardian song ( Curse My Name) is better that the shit you used as examples. Fite me # gatekeeper.

n/a  lurker093287h 2017-06-04

Dance with the dead are good but most of their songs sound the same, they don't even deserve to pick through lazerhawk's neon turds for nutrients, they aren't even the best at horror synth because Carpenter Bruit and magic sword piss all over them.

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