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figures that those incels are more upset about hot jailbait than chopping off one's own penis

The "hot jailbait" is also a dude.

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I met my wife about five months ago on through a mutual acquaintance online. We were both somewhat depressed at the time, her more than I. We fell in love within hours of meeting each other. She's an introvert and I'm an extrovert; in the initial stages of our relationship, I clung to her perhaps too closely because I was deeply insecure about whether our relationship would last, which sometimes annoyed her. But since we got married a month ago, I no longer cling to her in the same way when we're together, which is every weekday (when she's not visiting her father); I'm content and happy with her in the room watching videos on her phone while I play CS:GO, or me reading things on my phone while she plays Overwatch. The feeling is mutual for the most part, and she misses me, wants to be around me and wants me to be with her. My issue is that whenever I'm not with her, I seem to suffer from some kind of odd depression, of an entirely different nature than I used to have. I eat less, and not as well; I often have this sensation of mortality, like my body is decaying with the passing seconds, and the knowledge of my inevitable death terrifies me; I have irrational fears, like that a vacuum metastability event has happened and that the universe may be about to end at any time, or that time I hit my head on something a few weeks ago gave me an chronic subdural hematoma which is affecting my cognitive ability.

I did not have similar fears and feelings right before I had met her because I was more concerned about actual problems I was having, but those problems have since completely disappeared thanks to her mother's help.

I can't tell why I feel this way when I'm not with her, and it worries me.

tl;dr: I am emotionally dependent on my wife's physical presence.

It was also later edited to include the fact that they were both trans iirc

So does that mean they're 2 dudes in dresses?

I guess lol

Yes because in this day and age real women have penises.

dealwithit

If she had just said she was from the UK or some place where the marriage age was 16 or whatever there'd be less controversy.

However, you shouldn't fucking marry when you're that young and definitely not after a 5 month relationship.

That's only in Scotland, need parental permission in rest of UK before you're 18, that's why Gretna Green is a thing.

Thank you for your service

Summary: hit my head, feel bad, wat do?

Getting married before 25 getting married at 5 months that's a relationship that's going to last

/u/homodepresso I would like to congratulate you on expert trolling. You really got those fuckers to believe your ridiculous story and pressed all the right buttons.

I do enjoy making incels mad, but my story is real.

So do both you and your spouse have a cock? How many Y chromosomes are there between yous?

Yes. 2.

OK, so what happened was a 20 year old guy married a 16 year old guy. Unfortunately, there's no actual lesbians here, so U haul lesbian jokes don't work.

Are either of you fags planning on cutting off your cocks and getting hormones and bolt on tits?

We're both /r/actuallesbians ^{:^)} .

Are either of you fags planning on cutting off your cocks and getting hormones and bolt on tits?

I don't plan on getting SRS. She may. I don't think either of us want breast augmentation, though I may consider it.

Do you look more like a sasquatch linebacker or a Thai ladyboy? Same question for your spouse.

I'm a mixture of the two. My wife looks like a 12 year old boy.

I see. Well, to answer your question, the horse piss (estrogen) is probably what's causing your mood swings. Guess if you want to be a chick you'll have to suffer through it.

I've been on estrogen for two years, and I've been in two relationships since. I doubt that my existential crises are linked specifically to transitioning.

In relationships with other trannies? Also whats this rumor with your kind being batshit crazy?

If you don't want tits or a vag, are you really a transsexual? I once suspected I might be trans, but the fact that I was comfortable in my body made me realize I was just a trap who liked being a catty bitch.

I do want tits. I have no desire to mutilate my genitals.

Sooo you're just mentally deficient then

I'm sorry about whatever mental illness you have that causes you to perceive a desire not to mutilate your genitalia as a sort of deficiency.

>not wanting to mutilate your genitalia in current year

smh

Once again (((I))) am glad my family mutilated my genitals as a child.

tranny trying to tell me about my mental illness

t o p l e l o p l e l

You are a dude pretending to be a woman and talk about other users having mental illness? Bravo

It's kind of sad that you're not mentally all there. Please don't get too upset about it; it's just how you were born.

Says the man who wants to have tits and thinks he is a woman because he is taking some hormons, this is too good. Please continue.

Na, the mental illness you have is the fact that you and your groomed child are both men with dicks who think they are women.

I don't want to encourage the symptoms of mental illness, so I feel like I shouldn't feed you.

Okay, pedo

Funny how a freaking tranny likes to call other people mentally ill

I'm sorry that your mental illness makes you react so harshly.

You are a pedo and a disgusting tranny, piss off already. Your kind is the one with mental illness with your delusions.

Just calling everyone mentally ill here isn't going to change that (makes you look insecure and butthut) but I suppose we are dealing with a childish tranny too.

He said on r/drama

Fair enough, but HRT alone isn't gonna get you more than an A cup, yea? Well most lesbians are flat anyways so I guess that makes sense.

I do wish my tits were bigger, though I suppose they may still be getting bigger. As it is, I'm not horribly concerned about it.

Whoa whoa whoa!!!!

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Post bussy.

I just realized bussy isn't in reference to Gary Busey. I don't know why I thought it was, probably denial.

Best bussy is Busey bussy

I don't want it.

What am I if I'm happy with my penis but wish I had a smoking woman's body with saline tits and matronly hips?

Then you should probably go kill yourself tbh. LMAO, so this is the type of worthless white faggot piece of shit who spends all his time on BLACKED.com and browses 4chan. This type of dickless transsexual piece of faggot trash. Exactly what I expected. Do the world a favor and go kill yourself instead of wasting usable resources.

LMAO, so this is the type of worthless white faggot piece of shit who spends all his time on BLACKED.com and browses 4chan.

Well, you're about 66% right there.

This type of dickless transsexual piece of faggot trash.

As previously stated, I'm quite happy with my penis, not being an Asiatic male. Reading comprehension not so good?

I feel bad for you kids ( assuming you'll ever pass on your bottom feeder genes). That's all.

Gonna block your obese white ass, I don't even bother with trash like you, one day you'll get what's coming, and we'll all laugh. Until then, enjoy being triggered and cucked by Asians, you useless sack of shit whitey. Socially inept retards like you are having an existential crisis at seeing how small your white micropenis really is and being extremely triggered by this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph572da11c3af8c

Faggot's gonna see this vid and contemplate suicide LMAO.

I believe that makes you a futa

But I don't want a vagina.

Of course it's California.

Basically SRS/Relationshits check-the-box copypasta. Really beautiful that so many took the bait.

Redditor for 17 hours

Troll

Lesbian is unstable

What's new?

They're actually faggots in dresses.

Why are you so obsessed over trans women?

I've asked the same thing, they don't answer that question though.

Every thread about trans women he's REEEing all over it.

I prefer to go by invader xim.

Faggots in dresses? I think you're silly gooses.

I think it's pretty blatantly obvious that you're probably repressing a desire to be a woman. Most people don't fixate that hard on trans women specifically.

I'd rather be a magical hermaphrodite.

A lot of would-be trannies think that before they end up transitioning. Good luck.

KYS.

Ignore Oni, he is just ornery from the AIDs. You are definitely welcome here, we love all kinds of crazies!

AIDS don't do shit if you take your PREP.

Oh my God, me too! We should hang out.

Do you play Corruption of Champions as well? That's how I discovered my real self as well.

Nope, Morrowind. Vivec is one. All the Daedric Princes are also genderless but can manifest themselves in different ways.

I know the Skyrim mods got freaky but apparently I'm missing out on the good stuff.

silly geese

Ftfy

They are disgusting as hell, its ridiculous how this tranny is calling other people mentally ill.

That doesn't change anything.

/u/homodepresso

The relevant law is Cal. Penal Code §261.5:

(a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a personwho is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor.

"Its totes ok to fugg minors because loopholes"

If you actually read how that law is written, it's clear that the 'loophole' is the 'if the person is a minor' part. I bet you think it's okay to fuck someone you're not married to because of the clear loophole in the law.

This is some truly impressive 'tism

Bravo.

Now post bussy

this but unironically, I'm genuinely curious

I bet you think it's okay to fuck someone you're not married to

Lol. That's not some loophole in the law, that's just plain legal as long as your relationships is not with a child. You had to get some unstable kids mother to sign off on your marriage, that may make you being a predator fall into legal territory unfortunately, still a predator though. So are you a troll or is his mom a methhead?

Sorry, it's illegal. It's just that liberals added the above-18 loophole. See:

261.5(a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator if the person is a minor.

Lol. You don't know how laws or state legislatures work if you think "liberals" can just make loopholes. You should reread that whole statute, the first part of the section wouldn't make it through any modern court proceeding as illegal anyways.

As usual for people who disagree with me, you're wrong. Eight people were convicted of fornication in Virginia in 2013, from a five-second Google search about it.

In Hampton Roads in 2011, one Newport News man was charged with two counts of fornicating, according to a Virginian-Pilot analysis of Virginia Supreme Court data. The charges ultimately were withdrawn.

The region's courts handled two adultery cases that year. In one, a Virginia Beach woman was found not guilty by a judge. In the other, a Chesapeake man pleaded guilty and received a six-day jail sentence, but that case involved incest, according to the data.

Prosecutors sometimes use the charges in plea agreements when the original offenses were more severe, according to the subcommittee's legal counsel. The U.S. Supreme Court has invalidated state laws penalizing sexual behavior between two consenting adults. Adultery instead is most often used as a weapon in divorce and custody proceedings.

Cases eventually tossed and convictions lowered charges to that statute for plea deals since they wouldn't let them skate completely from the higher charges. Maybe you should read case outcomes before claiming your "right", even if they're still on books the Supreme Court has said the laws aren't valid for consenting adults.

So what you mean to say is that I'm technically correct. Thank you.

Lol. No, the Supreme Court has ruled state level laws criminalizing sex between to consenting adults is legal despite what any state says. Shoo troll.

Thank you for confirming my statement that a modern court would in fact and has in fact convicted people for the offense of fornication.

I see your problem, you can't even admit when your wrong. A 20 year old that acts like a child, not surprised since your preying on one currently. Have a nice life or hopefully prison one day. Bye.

I'm sorry that you're so upset about being wrong.

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Come on dude, you fuck a child. You're okay legally, just admit it online like a man.

Hey! This is the first time I found an OP I commented on in r/drama! Cool. Am I having too much fun with that? Yes, yes I am.

Reasonable people don't marry someone they've know for 4 months just to have sex. Especially not a 16 year old when they're 20.

Um. This was a totally normal thing for pretty much all of history until, like, the 60's.

Or because the girl was already a few months pregnant.

I like how /u/homodepresso is admitting xe is only getting married so xe can rape a teenager

That's ridiculous, you can't rape your wife. Next you're going to be claiming you can rape a fleshlight.

YOU ARE 20 AND MARRIED TO A TEENAGER

Good shit right here.

Tranny drama, always hilarious.

16 and 20 is controversial now or am I just a degenerate Yuropoor? 🤔