28th Anniversary of the Tiananmen Square Massacre brings out the best in r/China...

42  2017-06-05 by mohkohnsepicgun

Basically r/engmusician insists that he has the freedom to insult his country's leader.

https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/6f480b/28_years_ago/difnq25/

Others further down the thread point out that people in China who have done so have been literally kidnapped and imprisoned but our hero of Communism with Chinese Characteristics doubles down and claims that any Chinese who cares about human rights is being paid by the CIA to care (in fairness, this might be true: I've spent quite a bit of time in China and nobody 'round here gives a fuck about anyone else unless they can make a buck from it):

https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/6f480b/28_years_ago/difovkd/

Meanwhile, on another thread, another patriot tells the foreign devils that if he doesn't give a fuck about his countrypeople getting run over by tanks it ain't nobodys business but us Chinamen's business:

https://www.reddit.com/r/China/comments/6f4f03/nothing_happened_28_years_ago/difoj4l/

38 comments

Happy Tienemen Square Day everyone!

Tanks for the memories.

/u/engmusician, you are a patriot, and will no doubt lay down your life for your country.

But if your motherland needs your bussy, will you lay down your bussy for the service of glorious homeland?

Please respond, Xi wants to know.

/u/engmusician, you are a patriot, and will no doubt lay down your life for your country.

But if your motherland needs your bussy, will you lay down your bussy for the service of glorious homeland?

Please respond, Xi wants to know.

Grandson. I am very disappointed in you. Why are you in China giving up your bussy to ladyboys?
All my work in the SS. I dreamt of a life for you - A nice Aryan girl, but instead your fascination with ladyboys in China. You sicken me. We use to crush people like you with Panzers.

God, you're one butthurt dothead. Get your ass back into /r/bakchodi. Why do you keep stalking me? Did I trigger you that badly? Jesus.

Grandson, Your levels of autism are off the charts. I use to offer your dad my p08, but tragically your dad is soft -couldn't do what needed to be done. When we were out together I'd often think of pushing you into traffic, or some other accident.

Is it you Aviator?

No, i am u/shark_lifes nazi zombie grandad. PS: i abused him, he hasn't been right since.

You obviously didn't abuse him enough.

Little u/shark_life used to come to the reunions and clean the entire divisions mp 43s. Should have seen the smile on his face.

Par seriously, you are Aviator right? I remember you pulling the same shenanigans with the girl who mocked you for your weak shoulders, paxtanaa I think?

No, I'm really a zombie nazi. I was u/shark_life's first love. I remember fondly him playing with my luger.

Look in my post history, I triggered a bunch of dotheads yesterday and now they're stalking me.

My son, why are you boasting about what other Civilizations did? You should be proud of your own heritage.

It's aight fam, don't let the shitskins and the sandniggas in your bussy.

Your grandson isn't doing to well. He is just to shitty and edgy for r/bakchodi. I know you are at the vanaprastha stage but knock some sense into him or banish him to one of the chans.

Next time he comes to visit, I'll take him for a walk in Obersalzberg. Let him see one last sunset.

Did you clean toilets in the SS?

/u/engmusician Taiwan numbah one!

That chinese taqiya and chutzpah, best of both worlds. We need asap mayocide

Actual Chinese people never post in /r/China, do you know it?

Unless you count the /r/caucasianchinese guys who identify as Caucasian Chinese.

gah, those people keep talking in squigglies

You mean neolithic magic moon-runes?

yeh, they do that...

China is a country with a long, rich history. Tiananmen Square was the site of a tragic event as the country began its' march to modernity, as the idealistic youth ran headlong into the autocratic past. The Chinese have had much brutality in their past, both foreign and domestic. From the Opium Wars to Chinese foot binding, the Chinese people have a long history of suffering. But these days they don't engage in foot binding because now people wear socks. People all over the world have the freedom to go to Socksoff.com and choose their socks for themselves. Many styles and patterns, for Men, Women and kids, socksoff is the premier place to go for quality socks for 50% off.

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I unironically love this. Never stop. Especially as people get vemore and more annoyed with it.

This is the greatest meme ever.

中國是一個歷史悠久,歷史悠久的國家。天安門廣場是一個悲劇性的事件,因為這個國家開始走向現代,因為理想主義的青年長大進入獨裁的過去。中國人過去在國內和國外都有很大的殘酷。從鴉片戰爭到中國腳踏實地,中國人有著悠久的痛苦。但是現在人們穿襪子的時候,他們並沒有約束力 SOCKSOFF.COM 자신을 위해 양말을 골랐다.

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What's with the fucking Japanese at the bottom you hateful bigoted Nanjing rapizt

Implying that they aren't all the same

kys weeb

Why are you using Traditional Chinese? It's not the 1940s anymore, get with the Peoples' Liberation Program.

You're my favorite

Ah.. an ABC member of the Xitler Youth.

I actually ran into a bunch of these guys when I checked out Occupy Central. I was going to be late for work anyways, and decided to take a closer look at the idiots making tents underneath the HSBC building. Was genuinely shocked to see a bunch of Asian Americans shouting down the pro-democracy protesters. In English too.

My son, you should not request your voice against another superior race.

why are you stalking me, you triggered dothead. Go back to /r/bakchodi.

This is no way to talk to your dad.

Speak to your father with respect. When your dad gave me attitude, i'd pistol whip him with my P08.

I'm Chinese, raised in the states.

Ah just like the Turks living in Europe who voted yes on the referendum.

And who barely even speak proper Turkish. There is a reason the ones that return are hated by Turks

"Want to find out who really rules over you? Find out who you can’t criticize."

Judging by what happened to JFK, Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, Reagan and many senators, let's also not forget the recent Seth Rich, America is ruled by Wallstreet, federal reserve, big pharms and arms dealers. Your president are dummies for shadow government. Finally Trump comes along for some real change, he is branded as an idiot, traitor, perv... Wake up dude...

how subtle

Those lawyers are taking money fron CIA to stage social outcry, we call them Wu Mao Dan

I'm sure at one point something like this existed but at least we don't have an active paid online force derailing any discussion about China's flaws.

All these foreigners in r/china are telling me why I should hate my government.(I don't.) IF that shit get out of hand 28 years ago, China won't be half as powerful as today.

Doesn't it say something about your country when it could've lost power by letting peaceful protestors, protest in favour of democracy and criticism. I'll take one I'm Inherently Right But For Some Reason Criticism Cannot Be AllowedTM please.

I've spent quite a bit of time in China and nobody 'round here gives a fuck about anyone else unless they can make a buck from it

Now I am confused. Are they socialists or are they ancaps?

They're Chinese. Lots of people round here: life is cheap.

/u/engmusician is just in denial that native-born Chinese fucking hate his ABC ass.