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No one mentions in the joke he is the one who comes first?

Also, it's been proven that the egg came first.

Obviously. Dinosaurs laid eggs.

Well, a chicken-like animal laid an egg with a chicken in it, but whatever works.

a little self-deprecating humor never hurt nobody

Who?

Why don't incels just become a woman and submit to Chad like I did?

I mean even i would bang this guy.

/u/christopher_pudding admits what we all suspected from the start.

good cope,traps are gay

That seek a father figure.

Then they'd have no problem calling Chad daddy.

Shut up and keep showing me your bussy fagboi!

/u/preldo is that weird kid from my class who creeps on girls

I am not in your class roastie

Yeah, that's the part of that sentence you should worry about.

I'm pretty sure you were eating glue while we laughed at you

You are a very nice human bean. Laughing at ppl with disabilities. It must be your PERSONALITY that gets you laid am I right?

disabilities

defeatism is a disability

😂👌

He has a legitimate point though. People like to go on about how personality is so important to getting laid, meanwhile you're online trying to get people to kill themselves and presumably have no problem getting laid.

You basically proved his point for him.

people

Incels are not people fam

preach

You're a grad A shit head huh?

Doesn't mean they go around trying to get people to kill themselves IRL.

Is that supposed to contradict what I said?

no, because that's a good personality trait

and presumably have no problem getting laid.

Lol, let's be real here.

They're at least pretending they're not incel, not that I believe them.

Lol

You're unlovable, not because of your body or face, but because of who you are inside. You should try to fix that.

I'm pretty sure many have told them that. Our duty is to get them to stop wasting oxygen 😎

Let's not pull a Carter here

roastie

How do you know shes not an innie?

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give me ur digits haha

This dude fucks super models & escorts who pay HIM. Trust me when I say he's not fucking your anime pixie dream girl. This guy is next level shit. She's fucking a regular Chad. A 5%er. This guy is a .0001%.

do the incels want to fuck Chad? has this been a long con?

I mean this guy is probably not literally one of the 3500 most fuckable men in the entire world.

Are you sure Evan? because this guy is making me doubt my sexuality

Really? He looks like after he was done busting on your face he'd be checking his Lamborghini account on his gold-plated iPhone without even passing you a Kleenex. But if that's ya thing, who am I to judge.

Ooh that is brutal.

How many hills does he have in his Hollywood account?

Those numbers are insane. 5% of people are "regular Chads"? Who are the other 95%? Incels? Do they think 5% of the men in the world have a monopoly on all of the women?

Oh how I wish I was part of that 5%

I don't understand that incel though process.

I'm a average (at best) looking dude that has never had trouble pulling trim in the 6 -7 range, with the occasional 8 - 9.

These guys need to take a step back and realize that unless you look like Eric Stoltz from The Mask, looks don't matter all that much. It's personality and the ability to communicate with someone without seeming like a total creep.

lol, the girls dating are only like you because you provide for them

And...?

annnndddd you are a beta bux, your gf will probably end up cheating on you with chad.

Sounds like you got some sour grapes.

"Th-th-th-the only r-r-r-reason you b-b-b-beta's have a girlfriend is c-c-cause you're worth something! H-hah! Got em!"

Like in your head did that sound better? LMFAO.

If all of the girls you date or know are leeches who cheat with anyone attractive, then you're probably a bottom-barrel person who surrounds themselves with bottom-barrel people. Though something tells me you're just parroting what you hear online and don't have much first-hand experience.

lol, stupid fucking cuck,

no woman will ever love you

Dude, that's a woman. Be happy, comment replies on Reddit are about the closest you're going to get to having sex given your repellent personality.

good!

what abour ur mom though snally? :(

oh yeah, I guess that counts!

but but

what about me

These guys need to take a step back and realize that unless you look like Eric Stoltz from The Mask, looks don't matter all that much. It's personality and the ability to communicate with someone without seeming like a total creep.

I disagree. If you don't like someone visually, your opinion of their actions will be skewed towards rejection of their PoV, unless you know them personally but that requires spending some time with said person and if you already have a negative perception of them, you are unlikely to change your opinion.

Applies for both men and women but for men more. Whether you agree with it or not, it's the God's honest truth.

Being pedentic, but the movie is called Mask. The Mask is the Jim Carry one.

Have you tried having a very specific fetish, or becoming a billionaire?

In my experience, the people who get laid a lot aren’t the good-looking ones, but the ones with low standards.

Imagine if you spent the time making this self pitying shit post studying instead?

They think 5% get some large percentage of the sex, and TBF they're not entirely wrong, it's well established (specifically this, but Pareto always applies) that a small minority of people have the large majority of sex. It's just not 5-95.

It's funny, because those 7/10 anime nerds and other degenerates probably have more sex than anyone else. Conventions and Renaissance Faires are Orgy Central. Furries have sex constantly.

It's probably terrible sex, but it's constant.

I had sex with a 9/10 girl and it was the most boring nonsense in my​ life

Actually, that's a fair point. Some people have to work for it more. The fetish sex is probably great if you're into whatever freaky thing the group is for.

If incels can't get laid when there's literally 2/10 landwhales getting harpooned regularly, and enthusiastically, then I'm not sure what to tell them. Either they expect women to show up on their doorstep unprompted, or they think they're supposed to lose their virginity to a supermodel.

A lot of them claim they want love and a relationship. But that takes work so....

Unlike bussy, which flows free and easy.

Bussy might be free but it's ever easy.

Or is that cheesy, I can never remember

I'll have to go with "severe mental problems".

That reminds me of a woman in her 40's that was unattractive and fat, yet fucked pretty built guys on the regular. She had a constant stream of partners. Because she tried. Which is more than you can say about all the other fats out there that whine how no man wants them

/r/choosingbeggars is funny sub

I had sex with a 9/10 girl and it was the most boring nonsense in my​ life, no feedback, no initiative, nothing

Had sex with an 11/10, kinda boring lay but still worth it.

just sort of lay there sex.

Spice up your sex with a stun gun and needlenose pliers; you'll never have dead fish sex again.

Was she conscious?

Like a fish out of water.

This isn't the 90s, you don't have to virtue signal this hard.

Those ren faire/ anime nerds seem to do sex a lot and I have no idea why.

This right here. What they don't get, is that you can still go out and fuck. I might not be fucking all the women, but I still am not a virgin. And without much effort. They just don't put forth effort

No, they acknowledge that most men in the world are "normies" who can get a gf or casual sex but have to work for it. Their numbers and quality will never come close to Chad. For Chad it comes naturally. The split is more like 5-85-10 for Chad-Normie-Incel.

holy shit, no wonder they's so obsessed with Chads.

/u/anincelforlifelol likes to stare at pictures of chad

They are both jelly and mirin too much, is there honestly a difference between incel and /fit/?

Why was he matching with men?

Half of these guys main problem i bet is they want nines or tens when they should be going for fours and fives.

no shit that guy is gonna be banging rockets but he is not competing with you because he wouldn't fuck most of the girls that are in your league for charity.

This is actually a picture of me. Not shopped.

You're just jealous of my 12 pack and thundercock.

All of these guys singular problem is that they don't leave the house to meet people.

Couple that with probably not giving a single fuck about what they wear and it's set up for a disaster.

There are lots of incels who go to the gym and see little no gains even after a year. Meanwhile, Chad can get this physique in a matter of months. Of course, there's steroids but the side effects can be brutal.

/u/Enigmatic93

That is not how fitness works.

Is this the incel version of HAES?

PAEA

Pathetic at every attempt.

I doubt he even tried tbh

To be fair there is a genetic component to getting the type of abs and definition shown. Please don't read this as a defense of the mei genetikkks defense, anyone can lose a lot of weight and get muscular, but there are many aesthetic things about looking absurdly athletic that come far easier to some people than others. I have to drop to sub 10% body fat to get any abdominal definition, I have friends that show at 15%

Yes, there is absolutely a genetic advantage to it. But to suggest this can be achieved after a few months is delusional, unless the person is already relatively cut and is cutting further for a competition.

As far as "little to no gains after a year," if that is the case, he probably isn't doing it properly. Sure, you probably aren't going to go from fat to shredded after a year, but you can make significant progress. It all depends on what you're going for.

Lastly, the notion that "this is what they have to compete with" is beyond absurd. Most men do not look like this.

Abs are like your calfs. Having them look fine is mostly down to genetics.

It kinda is for some people tho, though of course not that extreme. I try to work out regularly, but usually end up taking long breaks because I'm a depressed piece of shit. Whenever I start up seriously again, I look noticeably more fit within 2-3 weeks, sometimes even just 1 (this is coming from people who don't know I've started working out again, not me mirin' myself).

"""Muh genetics""" is stupid when used as an excuse for staying fat, since everyone can lose weight by eating less, but some people do have it much easier when it comes to looking athletic at lower bf%.

This is somewhat true, but most beginners that don't see gainz are doing things wrong.

Yes, they are. You can't just aimlessly wander around to different equipment and do a few sets. You need an actual program.

I really don't have a lot of sympathy for someone in 2017 who cannot simple figure out how to Google "building muscle"; particularly if that person is also posting on reddit.

If he's willing to joke about it, he probably doesn't care about sexual reciprocity

The what now? https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xZvvOZRmKay4xy/giphy.gif

Oh I get it. They're competing against him for this kind of thing.

They should save up and get realdolls. They could be this happy.

That girl looks so plastic the incels can have her tbh. Not that I wouldn't bang tho...

I feel like /u/Circlemarveljerk should be honest with himself and admit he was prowling Tinder for cock.

Had sex with a 12/10, kindof an annoying lay but still worth it. Kept wanting to change costumes and roleplay in all these different weird voices, and she wouldn't stay in one position for more than 2 minutes. Eventually she decided to roleplay just laying there and moaning a bit, at which time I managed to get off and leave.