I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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Who?

That guy goes on to suck his dick even harder in the replies.

Anytime I see the word "influencer", it makes me think of those weird Tai Lopez type of inspirational speakers with an absolutely unexplainable amount of wealth.

They make fat stacks selling to people the vague notion of how to be successful. How they did it? Selling inspiration to suckers.

He rents those houses in his videos pretends he has it all set and sells that idea to people in his books. He's just a modern snake oil salesman.

Have you seen that follow-up video by h3h3? Apparently Tai tried to explain it all in a jokey way, but I still think he's full of shit.

Took a look back the other day and realized everyone who bullied me in elementary school is now dead. Literally all of them

I also keep having these unexplained blackouts, life is just weird, I guess.

Famous youtuber

Fam...

What a year we live in.

Are we still pretending to be surprised that people get famous online?

TBF, it's not like his Daddy got a beloved running back acquited of murder.

or he had a shit quality porn tape released

That guy was like the 5th string lawyer, he was just there for moral support, literally

Eh, the "Dream Team" consisted of one of the highest profile civil attorneys; ditto an appellate lawyer. It's hard to tell where "reasonable doubt" began with such a rogues gallery trying to obfuscate The Juice's actions on the night when his son was burying the murder weapon...

Jake Paul looks like a living caricature of an 80's movie bully

He's white, kill him

Definite alumnus of the Cobra Kai dojo.

This is a reference to The Karate Kid for any of you born in the 2000s

But the protagonist is the bully in that movie

As in real life

Explain...

Literally the broiest bro I've ever seen and I did time in California

"Did time"?

California is such a shithole that living there sucks

You must be poor because California is awesome if you can afford it.

Next in line for Broeist Bro...

Regardless of how he used to act he's one of the best in the game. One of the hardest working influencers.

burn twitter to the fucking ground