drink some coffee and eat something. Good luck!

Hang in there. 48 hours is when the good hallucinations start.

I used to hallucinate pretty hard back in HS from sleep deprivation. I would have conversations with my friends only to snap back to and realize they weren't even in that class.

Drink 100g of vodka before the test, no bullshit, will help.

What kind of goy measures alcohol by weight?

I'm from Eastern Europe, problem?

Russians measure drinkable quantities of vodka by weight (the proverbial Kommissar's 100 grams before battle as referenced above), though actually it's milliliters (that is, the weight of the corresponding volume of water in grams).

that is, the weight of the corresponding volume of water in grams

Had a rant prepared about the foibles of ABW measurement, but then realized that the lower density of ethanol would mean 100 g of vodka would be more booze than 100 mL, and increasingly so the higher the proof.

100g of vodka

wat

You heard the man, go get the scale.

But then he'll fall asleep during the test or just get really silly and incoherent.

just get really silly and incoherent

I was alrady silly and incoherent

Somehow I still did an average test though

38h boys

Gonna sleep in 2 more so I just make it to the 40h

Don't be a pussy. Stay up, go out.

Congrats for pulling thru! Report any good hallucinations back to us.

just send a bomb threat to the test place m8

My friend got kicked out for a semester for sending a package to his gf on campus with the word BOMB on it. Ahhh, those days...

Ahhh

I believe it's spelled "Allah"

No no no you have to write "God is great in Arabic" that's what CNN said these people always yell

well that's some bad decision making

Even Erdős slept and that fucker loved speed.

me_irl

good luck

Take some dexamphetamine, famalam

or give me your address and i'll kill you

Babby's first adderall?

Your best bet right now is probably to break your arm and go to the hospital. Unless this a high school test in which case who gives a shit.

Or just get a doctor to write you a note

College

I already did it

It was average like everything I do

So it wasn't that bad, don't be a weenie next time

So, how are the visuals? And, was the exam, I guess.

Congrats! Now you've earned a well-deserved sleep!

Except you're not going to do that. You're going to stay up late after losing track of time on the computer and wake up severely sleep deprived.

what the fuck is this are you stalking me? how do u know that

You mean masturbate for 48 more hours just to cum and feel the shame of what you just watched.

I paid literally $10 for a doujin because my dick wouldn't let me spew to anything else.

>Not ordering submissive asian women from the darknet.

They never put enough airholes in the box.

you mean they put too many?

Proud of u

Don't worry you don't have to study for an STD test

This is the best time. Look at the Sun and listen to what he tells you.

Darkness envelopes me.

Drink caffeine until you can taste numbers

If he dies, I got dibs on his karma.

High level meth.

Cheer up, if this is your life now, it will only get worse. So enjoy the now as long as it lasts.

lol make sure to post updates

just keep posting in /r/drama i'm sure it will work out

Fuck man. I have a test in 2 months that I should have prepared for at least 5 months.

Amphets ?

I had to finish all of my exams in my final year of uni under those conditions. The only thing you can really do is chug some coffee or energy drinks and try and focus through the brain fog. If you know the material then it's in there, you just have to try a little harder to find it. Good luck!

If you know the material then it's in there

yeah thats the problem

I CANT WAIT FOR THIS SHIT TO BE OVER REEEEE

Meth?

Nah, I was seriously injured and in constant, excruciating pain, and when I got the call re: my MRI results identifying the cause I started getting multiple hours-long panic attacks every day and night until school ended. As soon as I'd lay down to sleep one would start and keep me up all night in combination w/ the pain.

Sorry. I wasn't saying you were on meth. I was suggesting meth as a solution to OP's problem. What you went through sounds pretty rough. I hope you're doing okay now.

The only thing you can really do is chug some coffee or energy drinks

Or you could sleep

what was the topic of your test?

ur mom

for next time

I believe in you.

thanks ricardo

Fucking deal with it, smh

on the glassys ay brah