Fanboy of neonazi/arsonist/murderer Varg Vikernes posts in /r/metal to celebrate the 25th year anniversary of church burnings. Regulars are not as enthusiastic about sucking Mr. We-wuz-vikangz's dick.
53 2017-06-06 by Wraith_GraveSpell
For the uninitiated, Varg Vikernes is a """""musician""""" who helped popularize black metal in the 90's through church burnings, murdering his bandmate, and shitty low-fi trve kvlt black metal albums. He has a Youtube channel where he spergs out about muslims, jews, degenerates, youtube comments, and white genocide mayocide while he sits in a shitty 4x4 and exploits his 5 year old kids for views. Needless to say, he is a pretty controversial figure in Metal.
When I saw this posted to the normies on /r/metal and not the elite trve kvlt ubermensch on /r/BlackMetal, I knew this was gonna be good:
Is Varg Vikernes a shitty hypocritical government leech? let's find out
Are church burnings a form of A E S T H E T I C S? Let's find out
Does an 800 year old building have any historical significance? Let's find out
Should we stop making Varg memes, or stop watching porn? Let's find out
Sorry for the SRD style writeup, I just felt this needed some context.
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n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-06
This guy is a great argument for capital punishment.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
/u/AveLucifer that's what everyone in that thread is doing. They've decided that Varg's a talentless hack who had to burn churches and stab people for publicity. They also decided that watching you suck his cock publicly was embarrassing to watch.
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
You take that back!
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n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
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n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
No
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
well that was garbage
where's the verse
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
Did you miss the hook? It goes:
RRAHHH GGAH RAHH HEERRR! ERRRRR RAH GAAA GEH!
WAAAAAAAAAAHR!
WAAAAAAAAAAHR!
WAAAAAAAAAAHR!
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
i don't even see any features on the tracklist
trash
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Voice of an angel right there. I like the parts where his voice cracks.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-06-06
The Kidney Stone Angel
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
fuck off Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is legitimately good
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
Now this is a surprise. I genuinely didn't know you listened to this stuff.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
I'm offended that you genuinely didn't expect me to rock out.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
So what metal are you listening to if you don't mind me asking? Tell me what are you blasting right now or lately?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
I haven't listened to a ton of music recently. So this is mostly 2015/2016 stuff that is worth spinning over and over.
Death Angel - The Evil Divide
Hardwired... to Self-Destruct - Metallica
The Book of Souls - Iron Maiden
Post Society - Voivod
In a Mirror Darkly - Mekong Delta
Plus like, Opeth before they became prog rock.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
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n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
This. The Music of Erich Zann is a fucking cool album. A lot of progressive arty metal can drive me up the wall but Mekong Delta does it right.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
God damn Prince, stop making me like you.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
cringe, this is the subreddit full of weeb cringe
n/a CsongorTakacs 2017-06-06
Projecting.
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n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Prince_Kropotkin fascist sympathizer confirmed.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
Just call me Prince Pagankin from now on.
n/a grafton29 2017-06-06
Im not surprised that out of all the metal genres, you chose the edgiest and shittiest one to listen to.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
trvest and kvltest you mean
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-06
I mostly don't listen to it. But at its best its pretty good.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-06-06
Jesu Tod is also fucking great. Filosofem is really a great album, even though he goes a bit too Brian Eno in the second half.
n/a Matthew1J 2017-06-06
You're objectively wrong...
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
who cares you fucking dumbass weeb
n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-06
r u ok my dude
n/a AntiLuke 2017-06-06
I'm afraid he has terminal autism.
n/a roshoka 2017-06-06
No.
n/a FatSoccerMan 2017-06-06
Don't forget the funniest part, his dungeons and dragons game he created for his fellow loser neonazis
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
Link prz
n/a FatSoccerMan 2017-06-06
Too lazy, on mobile. Google "myfarog"
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
I actually own the booklet. It was like 5 dollars and I needed a laugh. I might post screens later. Some of it is fucking nuts.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
I read It's all in papyrus font. Amazing
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Check out these amazing factions he has for his game. Motherfucker dropping viking pills left and right
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
Did a child write this?
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
Yeah. Varg.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
thatisthejoke.rmvb
n/a Matthew1J 2017-06-06
Brilliant! :D
Don't forget to follow him on YT.
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-06-06
New post about black propaganda EIGHT MINUTES AGO with 445 views already. This guy's got a following, man.
n/a Matthew1J 2017-06-06
122K subs
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Varg is amazing in the fact that he won't hesitate to shit on people on the right for not being racist enough. Also he reeeealy cares about what people say in the YouTube comments. I called him out for censoring comments just like (((they))) do and he commented back calling me a wigger.
n/a Obregon 2017-06-06
(((Hydra)))
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Varg is a about as subtle as a burning church.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
Wow what a shock. Weeb owns a d&d book.
n/a kitemail 2017-06-06
Black metal is incredibly repulsive and impossible to enjoy beyond how edgy it is, because of this everyone in the scene is ipso facto a poseur pretending to enjoy music that is unenjoyable, even the ones that burn churches and stab people
n/a itsnotfunny 2017-06-06
filosofem is 🔥u loser
n/a Shark_life 2017-06-06
That riff in Jesus Dod, best BM riff ever.
n/a Shark_Lifes_TrapWife 2017-06-06
Sorry about my autistic bald hubby
- shark_life's tap waifu
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Worst novelty account ever
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
Burzum has like 3 incredible albums that aren't liked ironically my dude. There's also Negura Bunget and Ulver that sound nothing like the harsh BM ur talking about.
Varg is essentially a terrorist tho and a shit human being, tried to bomb several people/places apart from the church burnings.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
Yeah I remember when he and his wife got fined (?!?!?! wew lad, good job France) for stockpiling weapons and planning something.
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
yeah man i'm sure even the trees around his house have cameras in them, watching him LARP about saving the white race with his broadsword.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
is that an euphemism or
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
it means he's likely under heavy surveillance because of things he's done
and he also lives in the forest
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
I was talking about
aka they're watching him when when he's fucking
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
lmao, im retarded
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
Planned or not, sick double entendre m8
n/a OrangePeals 2017-06-06
Aborignal white under surveillance for fighting against American and Islamic colonialism.
Meanwhile Islamic terrorists are brought into Britain to kill 22 children.
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
if you mean the 2013 thing he did with his wife, that was nothing. i was speaking to what he had planned before his arrest in the 90s, stockpiling explosives and even at one point mailing them to a band he had petty infighting with. literally everyone in Mayhem were massive degenerates, just because he agrees with your politics doesn't mean he's not a security threat.
n/a glmox 2017-06-06
"people that like things i dont like are PRETENDING"
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
this
but
unironically
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
So basically it's the /r/drama of metal.
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
Yo dude, here let me help you out with a place for your shitty opinions.
/r/SubredditDrama
n/a PaleoclassicalPants 2017-06-06
You really don't know a lot about black metal then.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
Black metal is catchy as shit and you should leave the hall and go to /r/srd.
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n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
Good drama but you got backwards, it's the tourists that hate on Varg (I don't mind) and his music (that I mind) and regulars forming the Varg Internet Defense Force.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
and its exclusively the weeb losers who care about this trivial garbage
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Varg is draining the social security of the frenchs, fuck this snownigger.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
This is why Macron won
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Macron won because frenchs don't believe in a political solution anymore. It's an illusion.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-06
This is why Camus won
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Camus has lost since a long time. But that's is fault too, he is a total faggot who never had children.
The state of France is absolutly crazy, you won't belive me what i've witnessed. I'm not even sure Macron is gonna make it.
n/a accountttttt 2017-06-06
tell me a story pappy
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Recent poll : 30% of "frenchs" think that the Charlie Hebdo terrorists attacks was a conspiracy or never happend. 90% of prisoners are muslims, prisons are basicaly radicalizations centers. When the Charlie Hebdo slaughtered happend, thousands of French classes refused to do the minute of silence. We have officialy 26000 french citizens on a terror list. You keep hearing that France is 7% muslim, that's a lie, its probably closer to 20%.
I went for work to a small city of Lorraine last week. It has 20 000 habs, 1/3 of people on the sunday market were muslims. All arabic women in veil. Sub-saharean immigration has exploded these last 10 years too.
To understand France, since the 90's politics kept talking about a France who had "two speeds" or "social fracture". It's 10x times worse,for exemple, elderly in the south of France live with half the minimum wage.
Politics don't see it because everything is ultra centralised in Paris. Macron probably never have seen a village or a suburb.
Remember when Macron did the front page of reddit 3 days ago about weed depenalization ? It's because France has probably 900 no go zones controling the market, where even french firefighters can't go without risking their life not because of the fire but projectiles. France has hundreds of soviets commies blocks 100 feets high, looking exactly like the Judge Dredd movie. Some years ago, an arab killed a dozen jewish children with an gun coming from the same network. The immigrants and their kids are draining social security, welfare à public hospitals. They are too afraid to cut it because it would be way worse than riots.
On top of that, you have sunni Islam who become radicalized by internet and some mosqs. Cops who are exausted have to deal with the retarded students commies who throw Molotov bomb like last week.
That's why Isis was so confident that they could start some shit in France.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-06-06
for the record, everybody, this is just a French version of a typical /r/the_donald person
Tu parles de n'importe quoi mec
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Ferme ta gueule enculé. Shut your whore mouth. Everything i said was factual, the rest is a testimony what i witness since 20 years. Where are you living little piece of shit beside /r/France ?
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-06-06
Regardez ce mec, il est completement fou. I lived in Alsace but have since moved back to the states, but some of the suggestions you've made are insane. People voted for Macron because they've "given up"? No, it's because they want a stable politician who knows what he is doing, is professional, and won't be a clown like Trump or Le Pen/Melanchon would have been.
Il ya plain de musulmans en France mais tu parles comme Infowars, no go zones and all the muslims draining all the welfare, it's all rhetoric.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
So you lived in Alsace the most reactionary state since 45, who vote National Front at 40% way before the others regions and now you gtfoing to the US but you will tell me what i see is not real ? Yeah Alsace is still one of the rare place where everything still hold together. Strasbourg begin to have some problems, trust me.
France giving up : 50% of abstention at least (true numbers are hidden because a huge number of people are not even on the electoral lists), 7 millions Muslims vote as a block, 95% socialist every election
As I said, most know that Lepen will change nothing at this point, France is too much deep down in the gutter. I love France but you have to see with your own eyes at what speed it becomes poorer and poorer besides Paris and Bordeaux.
Oh and an algerian stab a policeman today in Front of the symbol of Paris, carry on citizen, nothing to see.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-06-06
I saw the Algerians, I saw the muslim youths, I witnessed the divide and the angst among them. I understand they're largely a poor group and a poorer group is obviously going to draw more from government services. It's not dissimilar from the US.
Alsace is a very conservative region, but a lot of the rhetoric I heard was similar but from rural people who were well off and didn't even encounter muslims on a daily basis. It's very similar to the whites in the US who vote Trump because of "black welfare queens" and muslim terrorists despite never encountering those people at all.
I just think you're exaggerating about how significant of an effect these things are having on the country; France is not doomed and it is not in the gutter, and while I agree that a lot of it is caused by government overreach, Macron is in favor of free markets to an extent and would have been a vastly better choice than Melanchon, who would have just exacerbated these issues.
I'm not trying to discount your experiences on a daily basis, I witnessed the angst and division among the muslims and others there, but I don't have the same pessimism about the country's future as you do, simple as. Yeah, an Algerian stabbed a policeman today, but does that incident doom France? Of course not. Have some optimism about the country, it's reasonable to do so.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
What a brillant class analysis.
You understand nothing libtard, not even African americans. you're still in the US doing the tourist in France once in a year. Come talking to my friends in Villier-Le-Bel. They don't give a fuck, they adopted a different strategy. Women are not even allowed to drink a coffee in the bars there. That was not the case 5 years ago.
If you think you have all the keys of comprehension, you're badly mistaken.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-06-06
Eh, I figured I might have been mistaken talking to you as though you were a real person as opposed to yet another right-wing caricature drone. Unironically saying "libtard"? How embarrassing.
Sad that people like you apparently exist in Europe as well. Keep yourself safe
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
I call you libtard, not because i think you vote left but because you clearly can't imagine people having completly differents views than you. I'm talking about africans americans or muslims.
You think with rationalising the things everybody know in term of socio-economics that you will have the key to save France from 40 years of bad politics. Humans are not rationals, especialy when they feel they are all tie together by an ethnicity or religion.
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
lmao
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Come visit me sometimes Riemann ;*)
https://youtu.be/jABdg4vPXJQ
But careful, it was 10 years ago, they are 30 now, have all big beards and not a very high tolerance for Bussy
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
lmao
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
Nique ta maman Riemann : http://rmc.bfmtv.com/emission/un-risque-de-guerre-civile-en-france-il-y-a-des-signes-inquietants-1121628.html
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-06
lol
n/a Orsonius 2017-06-06
everything written here is fact :^)
n/a Matthew1J 2017-06-06
I'm a little surprised this did not cause "pedo apologia" moral panic in SJ circles...
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
How? Is he on welfare or something? I thought he'd be fine living off of YouTube revenue and selling racist tabletop games.
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
In France everyone is on welfare. If you pop 3/4 kids you can make 3000$ month.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Does it count if the kids are from your wife's bull?
n/a MyrLeaf 2017-06-06
It's France, they gave you a even a bonus.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
classic weeb comment
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-06
The only good metal is thrash metal
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Blackened death metal is superior metal. Behemoth #1
n/a vvitch_hunter 2017-06-06
fag
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
projection
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
not an argument
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
classic demon behavior
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-06
women rule, girls are funny, get over it
n/a dogbref 2017-06-06
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
You think that's cringy, just check out slayer fans.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
weeb cringe
n/a ValiantPie 2017-06-06
Field recordings of glacier movements is the only remaining acceptable form of metal you fucking babymetal pleb.
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-06
Glacial doom.
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
weebs so many weebs
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-06
Retard, what the fuck are you going on about?
n/a worthlessworthl 2017-06-06
Isn't that the meme guy on 4chan telling me not to be a degenerate? I didn't know anything about his backstory, that he killed someone and burned down a church let alone being a musician. I guess I can go back to my hedonistic modern lifestyle now.
n/a OrangePeals 2017-06-06
He didn't kill anyone. It was self defense, Euronymous lured Varg to his flat and tried to kill him to make a snuff video.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Lol you actually believe that shit.
n/a vvitch_hunter 2017-06-06
You know that's not what happened. AveLucifer made that thread just noticing as it's certainly an event that stands out in heavy metal history. Then it got brigaded by anti-Varg snowflakes.
I take it they've hurt your feelings.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
haha go back to /r/ShitTheFalseSay buddy. You're revealing just how much butthurt you have seeing that not everyone who likes metal sucks on daddy Vikernes's cock.
n/a ValiantPie 2017-06-06
How does it feel to be the type of metal fan that embarrasses the shit out of other metal fans? You know, the greasy haired faux-viking larpers that celebrate Hitler even though he would have thrown them into a concentration camp so quick their ass hairs would have been on fire before they even reached the ovens.
n/a TheEquimanthorn 2017-06-06
When you feverishly dream of daddy Varg penetrating your virgin boy pussy with his meat hammer to the haunting sound of Filosofem, what order do you go in? Do you suck his dick first to lessen the pain of the inevitable ass ravaging with some all natural spit lubricant or do you want to savour the sweet sensation of A2M instead?
n/a futurdrama 2017-06-06
Mayos willing to defend a dude who burned down a church and murdered a guy because he made good music but still hate Kanye West because he interrupted Taylor Swift once smh
n/a ImaProGamerAMA 2017-06-06
weeb taste in music too
n/a OrangePeals 2017-06-06
Varg isn't a neo-nazi. He's an aboriginal Nord. Oh wait, I forgot, you're not entitled to your own lands and customs if you're white.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-06
Lol he's a snow nigger who lives in France.
n/a k0bra3eak 2017-06-06
Wew lads AveLucifer just pointed out the date and most of his comments are satirical. I don't like Varg, but it's important history, you're the salty one.