Fanboy of neonazi/arsonist/murderer Varg Vikernes posts in /r/metal to celebrate the 25th year anniversary of church burnings. Regulars are not as enthusiastic about sucking Mr. We-wuz-vikangz's dick.

53  2017-06-06 by Wraith_GraveSpell

For the uninitiated, Varg Vikernes is a """""musician""""" who helped popularize black metal in the 90's through church burnings, murdering his bandmate, and shitty low-fi trve kvlt black metal albums. He has a Youtube channel where he spergs out about muslims, jews, degenerates, youtube comments, and white genocide mayocide while he sits in a shitty 4x4 and exploits his 5 year old kids for views. Needless to say, he is a pretty controversial figure in Metal.


When I saw this posted to the normies on /r/metal and not the elite trve kvlt ubermensch on /r/BlackMetal, I knew this was gonna be good:

Is Varg Vikernes a shitty hypocritical government leech? let's find out

Are church burnings a form of A E S T H E T I C S? Let's find out

Does an 800 year old building have any historical significance? Let's find out

Should we stop making Varg memes, or stop watching porn? Let's find out

Did Varg's murder victim, Euronymous, deserve to get knifed for being a commie who supported his friend's suicide? Let's find out

Sorry for the SRD style writeup, I just felt this needed some context.

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This guy is a great argument for capital punishment.

I think one should make their own decisions.

/u/AveLucifer that's what everyone in that thread is doing. They've decided that Varg's a talentless hack who had to burn churches and stab people for publicity. They also decided that watching you suck his cock publicly was embarrassing to watch.

talentless hack

You take that back!

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No

well that was garbage

where's the verse

Did you miss the hook? It goes:

RRAHHH GGAH RAHH HEERRR! ERRRRR RAH GAAA GEH!

WAAAAAAAAAAHR!

WAAAAAAAAAAHR!

WAAAAAAAAAAHR!

i don't even see any features on the tracklist

trash

Voice of an angel right there. I like the parts where his voice cracks.

The Kidney Stone Angel

fuck off Hvis Lyset Tar Oss is legitimately good

Now this is a surprise. I genuinely didn't know you listened to this stuff.

I'm offended that you genuinely didn't expect me to rock out.

So what metal are you listening to if you don't mind me asking? Tell me what are you blasting right now or lately?

I haven't listened to a ton of music recently. So this is mostly 2015/2016 stuff that is worth spinning over and over.

Death Angel - The Evil Divide

Hardwired... to Self-Destruct - Metallica

The Book of Souls - Iron Maiden

Post Society - Voivod

In a Mirror Darkly - Mekong Delta

Plus like, Opeth before they became prog rock.

Mekong Delta

U N D E R R A T E D
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This. The Music of Erich Zann is a fucking cool album. A lot of progressive arty metal can drive me up the wall but Mekong Delta does it right.

Plus like, everything by Opeth before they became prog rock.

God damn Prince, stop making me like you.

cringe, this is the subreddit full of weeb cringe

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Prince_Kropotkin fascist sympathizer confirmed.

Just call me Prince Pagankin from now on.

Im not surprised that out of all the metal genres, you chose the edgiest and shittiest one to listen to.

trvest and kvltest you mean

I mostly don't listen to it. But at its best its pretty good.

Jesu Tod is also fucking great. Filosofem is really a great album, even though he goes a bit too Brian Eno in the second half.

talentless hack

You're objectively wrong...

who cares you fucking dumbass weeb

r u ok my dude

I'm afraid he has terminal autism.

I can make anyone rage.

No.

Don't forget the funniest part, his dungeons and dragons game he created for his fellow loser neonazis

Link prz

Too lazy, on mobile. Google "myfarog"

I actually own the booklet. It was like 5 dollars and I needed a laugh. I might post screens later. Some of it is fucking nuts.

I read It's all in papyrus​ font. Amazing

Did a child write this?

Yeah. Varg.

thatisthejoke.rmvb

Brilliant! :D

Don't forget to follow him on YT.

New post about black propaganda EIGHT MINUTES AGO with 445 views already. This guy's got a following, man.

122K subs

Varg is amazing in the fact that he won't hesitate to shit on people on the right for not being racist enough. Also he reeeealy cares about what people say in the YouTube comments. I called him out for censoring comments just like (((they))) do and he commented back calling me a wigger.

(((Hydra)))

Varg is a about as subtle as a burning church.

Wow what a shock. Weeb owns a d&d book.

Black metal is incredibly repulsive and impossible to enjoy beyond how edgy it is, because of this everyone in the scene is ipso facto a poseur pretending to enjoy music that is unenjoyable, even the ones that burn churches and stab people

filosofem is 🔥u loser

That riff in Jesus Dod, best BM riff ever.

Sorry about my autistic bald hubby
- shark_life's tap waifu

Worst novelty account ever

Burzum has like 3 incredible albums that aren't liked ironically my dude. There's also Negura Bunget and Ulver that sound nothing like the harsh BM ur talking about.

Varg is essentially a terrorist tho and a shit human being, tried to bomb several people/places apart from the church burnings.

Yeah I remember when he and his wife got fined (?!?!?! wew lad, good job France) for stockpiling weapons and planning something.

yeah man i'm sure even the trees around his house have cameras in them, watching him LARP about saving the white race with his broadsword.

is that an euphemism or

it means he's likely under heavy surveillance because of things he's done

and he also lives in the forest

I was talking about

saving the white race with his broadsword

aka they're watching him when when he's fucking

lmao, im retarded

Planned or not, sick double entendre m8

Aborignal white under surveillance for fighting against American and Islamic colonialism.

Meanwhile Islamic terrorists are brought into Britain to kill 22 children.

if you mean the 2013 thing he did with his wife, that was nothing. i was speaking to what he had planned before his arrest in the 90s, stockpiling explosives and even at one point mailing them to a band he had petty infighting with. literally everyone in Mayhem were massive degenerates, just because he agrees with your politics doesn't mean he's not a security threat.

"people that like things i dont like are PRETENDING"

this

but

unironically

Black metal is incredibly repulsive and impossible to enjoy beyond how edgy it is

So basically it's the /r/drama of metal.

Yo dude, here let me help you out with a place for your shitty opinions.

/r/SubredditDrama

You really don't know a lot about black metal then.

incredibly repulsive

Black metal is catchy as shit and you should leave the hall and go to /r/srd.

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Good drama but you got backwards, it's the tourists that hate on Varg (I don't mind) and his music (that I mind) and regulars forming the Varg Internet Defense Force.

and its exclusively the weeb losers who care about this trivial garbage

Varg is draining the social security of the frenchs, fuck this snownigger.

This is why Macron won

Macron won because frenchs don't believe in a political solution anymore. It's an illusion.

This is why Camus won

Camus has lost since a long time. But that's is fault too, he is a total faggot who never had children.

The state of France is absolutly crazy, you won't belive me what i've witnessed. I'm not even sure Macron is gonna make it.

tell me a story pappy

Recent poll : 30% of "frenchs" think that the Charlie Hebdo terrorists attacks was a conspiracy or never happend. 90% of prisoners are muslims, prisons are basicaly radicalizations centers. When the Charlie Hebdo slaughtered happend, thousands of French classes refused to do the minute of silence. We have officialy 26000 french citizens on a terror list. You keep hearing that France is 7% muslim, that's a lie, its probably closer to 20%.

I went for work to a small city of Lorraine last week. It has 20 000 habs, 1/3 of people on the sunday market were muslims. All arabic women in veil. Sub-saharean immigration has exploded these last 10 years too.

To understand France, since the 90's politics kept talking about a France who had "two speeds" or "social fracture". It's 10x times worse,for exemple, elderly in the south of France live with half the minimum wage.

Politics don't see it because everything is ultra centralised in Paris. Macron probably never have seen a village or a suburb.

Remember when Macron did the front page of reddit 3 days ago about weed depenalization ? It's because France has probably 900 no go zones controling the market, where even french firefighters can't go without risking their life not because of the fire but projectiles. France has hundreds of soviets commies blocks 100 feets high, looking exactly like the Judge Dredd movie. Some years ago, an arab killed a dozen jewish children with an gun coming from the same network. The immigrants and their kids are draining social security, welfare à public hospitals. They are too afraid to cut it because it would be way worse than riots.

On top of that, you have sunni Islam who become radicalized by internet and some mosqs. Cops who are exausted have to deal with the retarded students commies who throw Molotov bomb like last week.

That's why Isis was so confident that they could start some shit in France.

for the record, everybody, this is just a French version of a typical /r/the_donald person

Tu parles de n'importe quoi mec

Ferme ta gueule enculé. Shut your whore mouth. Everything i said was factual, the rest is a testimony what i witness since 20 years. Where are you living little piece of shit beside /r/France ?

Regardez ce mec, il est completement fou. I lived in Alsace but have since moved back to the states, but some of the suggestions you've made are insane. People voted for Macron because they've "given up"? No, it's because they want a stable politician who knows what he is doing, is professional, and won't be a clown like Trump or Le Pen/Melanchon would have been.

Il ya plain de musulmans en France mais tu parles comme Infowars, no go zones and all the muslims draining all the welfare, it's all rhetoric.

So you lived in Alsace the most reactionary state since 45, who vote National Front at 40% way before the others regions and now you gtfoing to the US but you will tell me what i see is not real ? Yeah Alsace is still one of the rare place where everything still hold together. Strasbourg begin to have some problems, trust me.

France giving up : 50% of abstention at least (true numbers are hidden because a huge number of people are not even on the electoral lists), 7 millions Muslims vote as a block, 95% socialist every election

As I said, most know that Lepen will change nothing at this point, France is too much deep down in the gutter. I love France but you have to see with your own eyes at what speed it becomes poorer and poorer besides Paris and Bordeaux.

Oh and an algerian stab a policeman today in Front of the symbol of Paris, carry on citizen, nothing to see.

I saw the Algerians, I saw the muslim youths, I witnessed the divide and the angst among them. I understand they're largely a poor group and a poorer group is obviously going to draw more from government services. It's not dissimilar from the US.

Alsace is a very conservative region, but a lot of the rhetoric I heard was similar but from rural people who were well off and didn't even encounter muslims on a daily basis. It's very similar to the whites in the US who vote Trump because of "black welfare queens" and muslim terrorists despite never encountering those people at all.

I just think you're exaggerating about how significant of an effect these things are having on the country; France is not doomed and it is not in the gutter, and while I agree that a lot of it is caused by government overreach, Macron is in favor of free markets to an extent and would have been a vastly better choice than Melanchon, who would have just exacerbated these issues.

I'm not trying to discount your experiences on a daily basis, I witnessed the angst and division among the muslims and others there, but I don't have the same pessimism about the country's future as you do, simple as. Yeah, an Algerian stabbed a policeman today, but does that incident doom France? Of course not. Have some optimism about the country, it's reasonable to do so.

What a brillant class analysis.

You understand nothing libtard, not even African americans. you're still in the US doing the tourist in France once in a year. Come talking to my friends in Villier-Le-Bel. They don't give a fuck, they adopted a different strategy. Women are not even allowed to drink a coffee in the bars there. That was not the case 5 years ago.

If you think you have all the keys of comprehension, you're badly mistaken.

Eh, I figured I might have been mistaken talking to you as though you were a real person as opposed to yet another right-wing caricature drone. Unironically saying "libtard"? How embarrassing.

Sad that people like you apparently exist in Europe as well. Keep yourself safe

I call you libtard, not because i think you vote left but because you clearly can't imagine people having completly differents views than you. I'm talking about africans americans or muslims.

You think with rationalising the things everybody know in term of socio-economics that you will have the key to save France from 40 years of bad politics. Humans are not rationals, especialy when they feel they are all tie together by an ethnicity or religion.

lmao

Come visit me sometimes Riemann ;*)

https://youtu.be/jABdg4vPXJQ

But careful, it was 10 years ago, they are 30 now, have all big beards and not a very high tolerance for Bussy

lmao

lol

You keep hearing that France is 7% muslim, that's a lie, its probably closer to 20%.

everything written here is fact :^)

This is why Macron won

I'm a little surprised this did not cause "pedo apologia" moral panic in SJ circles...

How? Is he on welfare or something? I thought he'd be fine living off of YouTube revenue and selling racist tabletop games.

In France everyone is on welfare. If you pop 3/4 kids you can make 3000$ month.

Does it count if the kids are from your wife's bull?

It's France, they gave you a even a bonus.

classic weeb comment

The only good metal is thrash metal

Blackened death metal is superior metal. Behemoth #1

fag

projection

not an argument

classic demon behavior

women rule, girls are funny, get over it

You think that's cringy, just check out slayer fans.

weeb cringe

Field recordings of glacier movements is the only remaining acceptable form of metal you fucking babymetal pleb.

Glacial doom.

weebs so many weebs

Retard, what the fuck are you going on about?

Isn't that the meme guy on 4chan telling me not to be a degenerate? I didn't know anything about his backstory, that he killed someone and burned down a church let alone being a musician. I guess I can go back to my hedonistic modern lifestyle now.

He didn't kill anyone. It was self defense, Euronymous lured Varg to his flat and tried to kill him to make a snuff video.

Lol you actually believe that shit.

You know that's not what happened. AveLucifer made that thread just noticing as it's certainly an event that stands out in heavy metal history. Then it got brigaded by anti-Varg snowflakes.

"""""musician""""" Varg released some of the most iconic norwegian black metal albums which are landmarks of the genre itself. I would really like to see what music you have to offer.

shitty low-fi trve kvlt black metal albums What does that even mean? Just cause it's low fi doesnt mean they're shitty. Not all music has to be overproduced spookycore like Behemoth.

elite trve kvlt ubermensch on /r/BlackMetal

I take it they've hurt your feelings.

haha go back to /r/ShitTheFalseSay buddy. You're revealing just how much butthurt you have seeing that not everyone who likes metal sucks on daddy Vikernes's cock.

How does it feel to be the type of metal fan that embarrasses the shit out of other metal fans? You know, the greasy haired faux-viking larpers that celebrate Hitler even though he would have thrown them into a concentration camp so quick their ass hairs would have been on fire before they even reached the ovens.

When you feverishly dream of daddy Varg penetrating your virgin boy pussy with his meat hammer to the haunting sound of Filosofem, what order do you go in? Do you suck his dick first to lessen the pain of the inevitable ass ravaging with some all natural spit lubricant or do you want to savour the sweet sensation of A2M instead?

Mayos willing to defend a dude who burned down a church and murdered a guy because he made good music but still hate Kanye West because he interrupted Taylor Swift once smh

weeb taste in music too

Varg isn't a neo-nazi. He's an aboriginal Nord. Oh wait, I forgot, you're not entitled to your own lands and customs if you're white.

Lol he's a snow nigger who lives in France.

Wew lads AveLucifer just pointed out the date and most of his comments are satirical. I don't like Varg, but it's important history, you're the salty one.