Bold slacktivist moves shirts around at Target, but her "allies" smell blood.

34  2017-06-14 by SaroDarksbane

Behold! Peak 2017 is upon us!

Despite striking a ringing blow against the cis-white-male patriarchy by moving shirts around at Target, slacktivist must nevertheless immediately defend herself against the serious accusations of white feminism and even harming the transgendered.

Is she truly of the dreaded mayo feminists? Will she go down in history as the Scourge of the Non-Binary?? Is this a blatant agenda-post masquerading as drama???

No! In a twist of fortune, she is able to once again claw back the progressive moral high-ground by bravely sacrificing a sycophant supporter for the "cultural genocide" of using the term "spirit animal". (Bonus references to Harry Potter also get made, because of course they do).

17 comments

n/a  SnapshillBot 2017-06-14

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n/a  scatmunchies 2017-06-14

Overthrowing the patriarchy by making extra work for retail wage slaves who are just going to think you're a fucking asshole for messing up their section.

n/a  flat_chested_asian 2017-06-14

There's no such thing as ethical participation in capitalism, gas walmart workers now.

n/a  rosechiffon 2017-06-14

idk who she is but seeing as she moves clothes around in a store, she's now automatically the worst person and the modern day equivalent to hitler.

n/a  autistitron 2017-06-14

Well apparently it killed Trans people.

n/a  TheFallenHero 2017-06-14

And slaughtered 6 million mexican minimum wagies

n/a  MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-14

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n/a  SaroDarksbane 2017-06-14

Damn, the patriarchy got to her.

n/a  SamWhite 2017-06-14

http://archive.is/IWCyi

YEP. If folks did this across all stores, req allocation of employee time, then the industry would shift. & confronting sexism important...

n/a  hexane360 2017-06-14

If folks did this across all stores, req allocation of employee time, then the industry would shift. & confronting sexism important...

I... what.

n/a  snallygaster 2017-06-14

looool, someone pointed out that there were NASA shrts in the girl's section too, and she backpedaled hard by claiming that she eventually found the shirts but that they were obscured. nah bitch you just didn't try to find them because that would have ruined your twitter photo op

n/a  glmox 2017-06-14

This account's Tweets are protected.

lol cuck

n/a  mehforeverybody 2017-06-14

They are eating themselves...........nice. There can be only one......fake feminist activist.

n/a  WokeAsFuck 2017-06-14

Hey friend I am totally with you about empowering girls to be in STEM but this type of activism is still harmful to trans/nonbinary folks.

Oops, nobody was paying attention to trannies for 30 seconds there. Glad that's fixed.

n/a  38h4b5b7d73u3v4 2017-06-14

Retail workers are used to dealing with unhinged degenerates messing up their work, most of them are happy to do anything that doesn't involve getting yelled at by soccer moms or cleaning feces out if the fitting rooms.

n/a  lefedorasir 2017-06-14

"Lovethe support, but ask that you use "patronus" instead bc using "spirit animal" is cultural appropriation"

Imagine typing that up unironically

n/a  cycophuk 2017-06-14

Just so much dumb.

n/a  lvl99SkrubRekker 2017-06-14

Im waiting for Science Twitter (lol) to boldly proclaim that humanity is no longer a sexually dimorphic species anymore. Oh wait, theae dip shits do that every day. Lol