You scared me. I thought he posted this mocking me

FYI, as an assposter myself, this is one of the best rebuttals I've ever seen. TY for your service in assposting!

I think that was originally posed under the fuck captain. What a good account that was

/u/serialflamingo pls confirm/deny

I can only pleasure myself to peer-reviewed sources

It's ok. /u/lokichilde is selling himself short tho, he has a much nicer ass.

😍

You still haven't posted bussy btw

I'm cheap, not free.

I will spank you.

You just wanted to see the 0 next to my name

/u/bfwilley How fast did u save that photo to your desktop?

You'll fit in here fine, sailor.

Just show me the booty

We're not really into pirate treasure, but we do value bussy both shorn and natural.

https://media.giphy.com/media/wSehaCstskSf6/giphy.gif

Yep, it's bussy here, and for the record, you've already shown yours, so that's a pretty quick trip to the cool kids club.

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Fuck off bot

watch your mouth fuck boy

no u

I lost my dog tags repeatedly and would only realize that when it came PAI time. Then I'd go to the PX and have some made, like you get for kids.

a military guy is retarded

wow shocking! clearly an anomaly case here!

No in this case it's a civilian. We all know we're retarded. This guy just thought I wasn't retarded enough for he military apparently

is it true that military guys return a lot gayer after a deployment? have you gotten any ass action yet?

I wish man. I'm just swimming in pussy right now

Jody?

Don't ask

But its not gay when you are under way.

This guy just thought I wasn't retarded enough for he military apparently

Or he was too retarded to follow in Forrest Gump's footsteps. That'd be something.

Your military-hate agenda posting makes me so moist.

That's not even a small amount of karma for five days...