One day you will fail, somehow, I don't know how, but you will reveal your home address, reveal your private information. That'll help me find you, and Allah help me, I will do terrible things to you. Our entire civilization is predicated on the idea of monogamy, and you are engaging in its downfall by promoting open relationships.
Be happy that you don't live in Saracen-controlled lands, because they are even more crazy than I am.
Are you making fun of me? Seriously? That's all you have got?
I have been suspended multiple times by the admins, got IP banned 2 times from reddit, banned from multiple subreddits. Did it stop me? No. My hunting of degenerates continues. My hate reaches far and wide, and it will never stop until EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. YOU. ARE. SKINNED. ALIVE.
Is bussy a real gay term? Do homos crave bussy as much as shitposters here do? You're the only gay person I've ever met who's not just an /r/drama fag, so I'm excited to finally ask this question.
ive seen both ive seen it used in porn writing (by gay men not yaoi girls) and ironically because i tend to see people say boy cunt and boi pussy not bussy mostly because it sounds dumb. though the list of terms by gay men that sound stupid is a big list probably.
i only bother telling people to kys when i think itll actually make them feel bad. obviously a COOL DUDE from the "deep internet" (lol) like you is too grizzled and hardcore
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.
Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up.
Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.
I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human.
Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.
Do you not see how you're part of the problem? Am I taking crazy pills or something?! TELLING SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES SHOULD NOT BE EXCUSABLE EVER. Why does it suddenly not matter if it's an anonymous stranger?! What the fuck is wrong with society that this behavior is okay and encouraged?!
But why are we just excusing behaviors like this? Telling someone to kill themselves isn't okay! It should never be okay! But we always just excuse it and tell the person affected that they're being weak! What the hell?! Why do we do that?! Is this just the way things are?! Seriously this isn't okay!!!
Seriously, take a chill pill. I was thinking it's a troll who sucks at his job, but the comments are too pathetic and sad.
His use of exclamation marks reminds me of that woman who was featured here a few times, i can't remember her name but she posted about her mat and hitting a guy with an orange or something.
she posted about her mat and hitting a guy with an orange or something.
Sounds like a juicy drama. But yeah, even as a woman I use the OTT exclamation marks in a sarcastic way, seeing people use them unironically irks me for some reason.
I believe you're talking about worldofwomen. She is legit mental or high-functioning which is why I didn't ping her. Handle her with kid gloves. She's a testament to humanity tbh
Encouraging people to kill themselves and sending death threats. Why do you think that kind of behavior is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged?!
I didn't encourage anyone to kill themselves, I would never send death threats to anyone. I never said that is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged. Lol, you've got to be a troll right? Usually they're entertaining but yours is awkward and cringy.
I mean kinda. I have anxiety disorder and when it gets triggered I see red and I freak out massively. It's something I've been trying to control for a while. On some level I know I'm being crazy but I can't stop it.
I'm sorry to hear that, I have a friend who has that too. I hope you're getting professional help and proper medication for that. I'm sorry I thought you were a troll, clearly I've spend too much time on r/downvotetrolling
I'm seeing psychiatrists and I'm on medication and 90% of the time I have a solid grip on reality but that 10% of the time it's really bad and I know I shouldn't freak out like I do but I do anyway and it sucks and I don't know how to stop.
You should look into cognitive behavioral therapy if you're unaware of it. It helps patients to be more aware of their thoughts in order to have better control of their impulses. If nothing else, meditation could do you wonders.
Well I mean why not make it illegal to be anonymous on the internet? What's wrong with that? -/u/mrtman327
What about those of us in countries where its illegal to be gay? You think they should be punished/exposed/hurt just so trolls don't tell you to kys online?
It's about making sure all people feel safe online at all times? And yes it is unfortunate if somebody grows up in a country where being gay is illegal but that's not my fault!
it's about making sure people feel safe at all times
By outing everybody? And we're not just talking about people who are in countries where it's literally illegal, we're talking about people who would get shot or people who would get disowned by their families here in America and the other first-world countries.
It's not my fault
See, when adults write legislation, they think about everybody, not just a knee jerk reaction to something happening to you. The "it's not my fault" defense doesn't work.
OK, but it is for the greater good! The Internet is raising a generation of sociopaths you don't care whether people like and you live or die! And we need to stop that! Even if it comes at a price.
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n/a SnapshillBot 2017-06-16
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n/a Neon_needles 2017-06-16
n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-06-16
/u/mrtman327 do what he says, he's serious, I've seen the things he's done.
n/a subpoutine 2017-06-16
/u/mrtman327, you best post bussy. Rumors are that Neon_needles took /u/Stratodaster's dick and deleted her account.
n/a TheRootinTootinPutin 2017-06-16
Is neon a she? Or do Asians just not count as human?
n/a SperglockHolmes 2017-06-16
When have they ever?
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-06-16
What wiener?
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
It's in my history somewhere idk.
n/a DennisRader 2017-06-16
One day you will fail, somehow, I don't know how, but you will reveal your home address, reveal your private information. That'll help me find you, and Allah help me, I will do terrible things to you. Our entire civilization is predicated on the idea of monogamy, and you are engaging in its downfall by promoting open relationships.
Be happy that you don't live in Saracen-controlled lands, because they are even more crazy than I am.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
The fuck is wrong with you?
n/a DennisRader 2017-06-16
I'm the hunter of all things degenerate. You don't want to anger more than you have.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
Dude I'm laughing so fucking hard right now what the hell
n/a DennisRader 2017-06-16
Are you making fun of me? Seriously? That's all you have got?
I have been suspended multiple times by the admins, got IP banned 2 times from reddit, banned from multiple subreddits. Did it stop me? No. My hunting of degenerates continues. My hate reaches far and wide, and it will never stop until EVERY. LAST. ONE. OF. YOU. ARE. SKINNED. ALIVE.
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-06-16
Is bussy a real gay term? Do homos crave bussy as much as shitposters here do? You're the only gay person I've ever met who's not just an /r/drama fag, so I'm excited to finally ask this question.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
We use the term ironically just like you shitposters.
n/a tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2017-06-16
Nooooo no no no noooooo
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
no u
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-06-16
ive seen both ive seen it used in porn writing (by gay men not yaoi girls) and ironically because i tend to see people say boy cunt and boi pussy not bussy mostly because it sounds dumb. though the list of terms by gay men that sound stupid is a big list probably.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
Wow you weren't kidding
n/a GARBAGE_MACHINE 2017-06-16
"How's your day going?"
"YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF!?!?!?"
n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-06-16
Honesty, this might be a fun reaction whenever someone tries to start small talk.
n/a Stuntman119 2017-06-16
Yeah you should do it.
n/a Basically_Trash 2017-06-16
I don't have anything really to say about the drama but I just want to say that title is A+++ good job <3
n/a glmox 2017-06-16
omg ur really cool /u/cardswon
n/a cardswon 2017-06-16
Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not but thanks either way. _^
n/a glmox 2017-06-16
it was fyi
n/a cardswon 2017-06-16
Ok ty for the tag I never would have seen this otherwise lol. Oops I mean IM LITERALLY CRYING YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF 😫
n/a glmox 2017-06-16
i only bother telling people to kys when i think itll actually make them feel bad. obviously a COOL DUDE from the "deep internet" (lol) like you is too grizzled and hardcore
n/a cardswon 2017-06-16
That's right get it straight don't fuck with this 😤lol
n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-06-16
Like how deep in the Internet can you get? Usually after the first two knuckles it feel like overkill to me.
n/a cardswon 2017-06-16
I've fit an entire fist in there once.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-16
Did you bounce back or do your guts just spill out when you fart?
n/a glmox 2017-06-16
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
I would totally keep her forever but I don't think it would be a paradise, for her especially. Regardless of how I treat her she is basically a sex slave and that all well and good for a roleplay situation but it would be her life and she can't get away from it. At least I would have some information on her and know what to do a little bit. If she got into the hands of some hick across the street she is fucked.
Bottom line, I think I would be too selfish to pass it up but my life would be stressful as hell trying to figure out what to do with her afterwards. So many things would have to be accounted for and in the end, she wouldn't like it, and neither would you after awhile. I don't know if you would be taking her from "Equestria" of whatever or if she is just appearing and doesn't know how to talk or eat or fly or whatever, in that case, no I wouldn't do it, I'm not raising a god damn pony just so I can fuck it. Otherwise, yes, like I said I would be too selfish and I couldn't pass it up.
Now to how it would work, I don't know. I guess the act of sex would be pretty normal, shes basically a horse, just a lot cuter. If she spoke english and had a basic understanding of the situation and was reasonable to let me talk to her and explain how this is going to work, then it would be pretty fine. Although, other things like going outside, telling people, etc. would be hard to work out.
I would need a Celesta to check up on her and tell me what she eats and if she is sick she is pretty shit out of luck unless I can buy some OTC medication for her. I wouldn't have to worry about her being pregnant, right? I don't think she can get pregnant by a human.
Anyway, sure. But she would have to live up to the exceptions of a canon pony, like knowing basics like English, eating, walking, etc.
n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-06-16
2 reel.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-16
Rainbow Dash fans are homosexual and gay
Real men want a real mare like Rarity to fugg
But everyone knows Nazi horse pussy is best horse pussy
n/a lunchza 2017-06-16
My bussy is so moist rn
n/a HillaryDidNothnWrong 2017-06-16
real men watch ppg's reboot, not this gay shit
n/a crimsonchibolt 2017-06-16
i say this now because i can I Feckin' love this subreddit.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
Can you show me how to buy drugs on there or are you more of the "pedo" deep web type?
n/a shaneoffline 2017-06-16
So 6 months?
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
Kys please
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
Seriously, take a chill pill. I was thinking it's a troll who sucks at his job, but the comments are too pathetic and sad.
n/a RogueDinosaur 2017-06-16
Idk, askgaybros can get a little over the top sometimes.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-16
His use of exclamation marks reminds me of that woman who was featured here a few times, i can't remember her name but she posted about her mat and hitting a guy with an orange or something.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
Sounds like a juicy drama. But yeah, even as a woman I use the OTT exclamation marks in a sarcastic way, seeing people use them unironically irks me for some reason.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
I believe you're talking about worldofwomen. She is legit mental or high-functioning which is why I didn't ping her. Handle her with kid gloves. She's a testament to humanity tbh
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-16
Yup that's the one, i fucking love her posts, like she's clearly not totally there but she's so adorable.
/u/twinksteverogers this is the person i was talking about
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
Shit I didn't even realize it was a regular. We have so many SRDines and /r/all people now I have to explain why I do the dumb shit I do. Sorry mate
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
Hey thanks! Brb catching up on all the drama I missed, clearly I spent way too much time as a SRDine to miss all of these happening.
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-06-16
I feel like I hear about people acting like this enough that it's real. Still this is pretty ridiculous
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
So why do you think behavior like this should be encouraged??
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
What behavior?
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
Encouraging people to kill themselves and sending death threats. Why do you think that kind of behavior is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged?!
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
I didn't encourage anyone to kill themselves, I would never send death threats to anyone. I never said that is perfectly acceptable and should be encouraged. Lol, you've got to be a troll right? Usually they're entertaining but yours is awkward and cringy.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
I mean kinda. I have anxiety disorder and when it gets triggered I see red and I freak out massively. It's something I've been trying to control for a while. On some level I know I'm being crazy but I can't stop it.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
I'm sorry to hear that, I have a friend who has that too. I hope you're getting professional help and proper medication for that. I'm sorry I thought you were a troll, clearly I've spend too much time on r/downvotetrolling
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
I'm seeing psychiatrists and I'm on medication and 90% of the time I have a solid grip on reality but that 10% of the time it's really bad and I know I shouldn't freak out like I do but I do anyway and it sucks and I don't know how to stop.
n/a Bonzalez 2017-06-16
You should look into cognitive behavioral therapy if you're unaware of it. It helps patients to be more aware of their thoughts in order to have better control of their impulses. If nothing else, meditation could do you wonders.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
Thanks. It is something to look into.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-16
What about those of us in countries where its illegal to be gay? You think they should be punished/exposed/hurt just so trolls don't tell you to kys online?
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
This isn't about you.
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-06-16
No, it's only about you. You're the Important Gay and all other gay people should die.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
But I don't think that though? What makes you think I think that it's all about me?
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-06-16
You insisted upon mandatorily outing every gay person and said "it's not about you" when you responded to him. Who is it about then?
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
It's about making sure all people feel safe online at all times? And yes it is unfortunate if somebody grows up in a country where being gay is illegal but that's not my fault!
n/a Cleverly_Clearly 2017-06-16
By outing everybody? And we're not just talking about people who are in countries where it's literally illegal, we're talking about people who would get shot or people who would get disowned by their families here in America and the other first-world countries.
See, when adults write legislation, they think about everybody, not just a knee jerk reaction to something happening to you. The "it's not my fault" defense doesn't work.
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
OK, but it is for the greater good! The Internet is raising a generation of sociopaths you don't care whether people like and you live or die! And we need to stop that! Even if it comes at a price.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
How old are you? You have too much time on your hand during this school break
n/a mrtman327 2017-06-16
I'm 23
n/a Diecastcrazy 2017-06-16
Going on 13.
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-06-16
When I first read the linked title I assumed /u/ZacEfronsChestHair was back
n/a RenegadeJoeson 2017-06-16
Whichever one of you told him to post bussy deserves a hand job.
n/a ExtreemWeenie 2017-06-16
men find stuff like this offensive don't you know?