There's no chocolate in this tort! The_Donald gears up to sure Congress.

39  2017-06-16 by TrailerParkBride

49 comments

sue

fukken autocorrect

Sure

Sure

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People of Kekistan vs. United States Congress

haha time to kill myself

Because kekistan is the only groups with lower favorability ratings than congress

I like how their train of thought was: "they're suing our God emperor for a reason that although is actually viable, I'm too dense to see it as viable reason; so I've found a loophole that says we can sue all of congress for suing our president for a bogus reason so let's find a bogus reason to sue them back!". We've reached peak autism.

Barely literate but wants to sue congress, o i am laffin'

I'm not a lawyer but I'm under the assumption that they are fucking retarded. I'm pretty sure that the law they are citing was made so that when some elected official did something illegal, they could be sued by the people directly effected by their illegal actions. I also think that a 3rd party cant sue someone just because they sued someone.

I'm inclined to think the people there are either trolls or retards, or even both. Talk bad about the fucking liberals and things are fine. Talk anything but praise about Pope Trump and you're the biggest piece of shit in the universe. I guess we shouldn't invade their safe spaces, Trump supporters a sensitive bunch.

/u/TheloniousMiles when did you first realize you're a retarded sperg? If you actually think you can sue congress for this you should just neck yourself and save yourself a potential lifetime or embarrassing retarded antics.

he's like 99% of the the dongle posters and 98% of reddit: they are trying really hard to sound smart and failing really hard.

not me tho I actually am smart

not me tho I actually am smrt

fxd yur spllng

Keep yourself safe, u/TheloniousMiles, that's all I can say after reading this post. Please, please, keep yourself safe.

Here me out

/u/theloniusmiles

if you're going to be THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC, at least be one of the smart autists that can spell, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Here me out

And that's exactly where he lost any sane person.

Aren't most congressmen rich lawyers? This is going to go badly for T_D.

I doubt anyone would take the case, well anyone who knows anything about actual law.

No lawyer is going to take this "case" because they don't want to get disbarred for being a total imbecile.

Nah man, T_D is high energy and is clearly going to take down the Deep Government. Law school is for chumps.

It's possible that we The_Donald (as a collective whole) can sue to 200+ members of Congress that filed an Emoluments Clause lawsuit yesterday.

The Donald is 120 thousand fit college educated middle class men. If we really wanted to we could invade the Congress and install a new government. We definitely have the manpower. There are plenty of veterans here. Plus everyone here knows where the magazine release is on an M16, from years of playing Call Of Duty. Realistically the Donald Reaction Force would be far more effective than half the world's militaries. The Afghan military is fucked up on opium. The Iraqi army cant even do jumping jacks. . Plus the Congress has only 8 thousand military personnel the majority of whom are useless paper pushers.

I don't actually support the violent overthrow of New Zealand. I just think its kind of a fun idea conceptualy.

Keeping /r/The_Donald is a genius idea because it's a containment sub and I never actually have to see retarded paragraphs like these more than a couple times a year.

Exactly

(That's a metaphor or analogy referencing Rick and morty I'm saying we keep the cancer all grouped together and occupied)

/u/TheloniousMiles I need to thank you, that was one of the most funniest and completely bat shit stupid things I've read. I could not imagine beings so ignorant, gullible, and stuck within a cult that calls a 70 year old orange con artist who lies about EVERYTHING.

Good luck on that lawsuit, make sure you bring your fidget spinner with you when you go court.

Thank you for you input.

Stop harassing the guy. Dude's dumb as shit but he probably still has feels. Don't go out of your way to hurt his feels.

You seem lost. Post bussy.

Thank you Fan for your input. Your messages as been forward to the Fan Club leader and a response will be sent to you soon. Don't Forget let the Thelonious move you Miles!

Is this thing a scam? You can tell me. I'm down if you cut me in.

Thank you for Joining Our Fan Club. Look for a lot of great super fun messages soon from the Club Leader.

You realize everything you said is wrong though, right?

/u/TheloniousMiles

what makes you think you're so important?

Thank you for your input.

Everyone sending me messages and comments. I fucking famous man its the fucking bomb. Yea.

famous

Sure, let's call it that.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Haha people must be angry at me for my epic plan to btfo congress, it can't have anything to do with the fact that I'm retarded and incredibly dense.

Just so everyone knows TheloniousMiles claims to be an attorney.

Nevertheless, as an attorney who has handled to judgment numerous class actions and has been qualified with experience necessary to handle such a claim. I am not overly concerned with that the class limitations and standards cannot be met in this case. And there are more than enough representatives from each state.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badlegaladvice/comments/6hjzrl/im_just_really_not_sure_what_to_make_of_this_post/dizpqml/

Apparently his rebuttal is

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hilarious

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I AM BLUE HEELER MOTHERFUCKIN COCK SUCKIN REDDIT BAD ASS!!!!!!!!

Wow this is like that documentary I saw about Tourettes in Scotland

Where did u see that and what's it called

Consider this a moment that transcends our political differences and your mental deficiency, cause this shit is always funny.

Well I have actually found only one - maybe two - comments that have been humorous. I can tell that there actually only 2 people who are actually subscribed to this sub. I know this to be true because every that is stated sounds exactly alike. I mean like really monotonous with zero creativity. I read the comments and I swear you 2 dudes are like in what 9th grade. I remember those days where you say to anything and everything "a you a fucking moron" or "dude a loser" or "shit so fucking stupid only asshole say that" and then laugh at the comment then click away to shitty Hentai porn. Yea I think that pretty covers the extent of what I have seen here. Oh well fuck it. Shitty world here and fucking boring as all fuck.

That's hilarious coming from someone who regularly posts on a presidential dick sucking sub. You should keep yourself safe cause you sound pretty blue, bubaloo

I don't have a mustache. How presumptuous for an "attorney." Also, still hilarious.

Hey thanks for the input

You put far more energy and what limited amount of thought you are capable of into your original post.

It takes us far less energy to write /u/TheLoniousMiles so you can make a greater fool of yourself.

I'm %100 sure the husband and wife sueing the DNC will take this case