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u/dfslkjbnltalrvlxdguh - you need to get your head out of your ass and consider maybe, JUST MAYBE, a woman did something wrong for once and it isn't a direct result of angry neckbeards. I know it's hard to believe but it sometimes happens.

Also, who unironically seriousposts on /r/TopMindsOfReddit ?

I've been called out!

Let me see what you're on about.

If that counts as drama for you folks

Anything can be drama if we summon enough users and try hard enough.

Anything can be drama if we summon enough users and try hard enough.

Heh like the adage "What makes the best weapon?" "Anything, at sufficient velocity."

yeah

but also there are people here genuinely upset at your differing opinions. so much so they actually press the blue button to vent their emotionally stunted frustrations.

but also there are people here genuinely upset at your differing opinions.

Well if people are genuinely upset with how I post, they can quite happily message mods if they break a sub's rules.

I'm not really sure what else I can say. I admitted I hadn't read the full thing (and still haven't - because I really don't care about a cam girl or E3 or who or why someone is upset) it was a cynical post about neckbeards. If she'd agreed to be somewhere or was booked for an event, and then didn't show up and went AWOL well that's just stupid behaviour? Unprofessional? v0v

I won't get in to why reddit is up in arms about it (that's the bit I don't get - nor care to, frankly) but that was the source of my post, which has now been corrected by others.

Anyway, have a great Friday evening and see you out there.

I'm never summoning you again, you're ruining everyone's rage erections

u/dfslkjbnltalrvlxdguh post bussy or you're a faggot

I'm afraid I don't know what bussy is in this context, but I am gay.

:|

You're so goddamn pleasant it's despicable.

Leave this place immediately, but only after you've shared your thoughts on the recent Bachelor In Paradise drama or telling us about your favourite Rupauls Drag Race queen.

You're so goddamn pleasant it's despicable.

Leave this place immediately, but only after you've shared your thoughts on the recent Bachelor In Paradise drama or telling us about your favourite Rupauls Drag Race queen.

I truly wish I could give a sarcastic reply (srsly) but I genuinely have no idea what "Bachelor in Paradise" is (other than a pornhub/gay search I might try this evening; thanks!) and I'm totally lost on err... is it a transvestite or nascar or ... men in makeup driving hotrods (again, another sear...) ? I'm sorry :(

First of all shut your dirty whore mouth. /r/drama has absolutely zero tolerance for sarcasm.

Second; you don't watch trashy reality tv shows, nor know what "bussy" means? Are you sure you're even gay?

If you haven't at least watched "13 Reasons Why", I'm going to have to revoke your faggot status card.

I'm going to have to revoke your faggot status card.

That just turns me into something like Ian McKellen, and I'm ok with that.

REASONABLENESS INTENSIFIES!

Hey all, if you're ever over in Nottingham at all, feel free to PM me, I know a couple of good pubs.

/u/dfslkjbnltalrvlxdguh being nice and reasonable is genuinely upsetting to me and many others here. I legit feel sick.

I legit feel sick.

When was the last time someone on r/drama got called out and left with more khama than they did before?

How does that make you feel?

You think it's funny to make fun of people in the karma ghetto?

Just because you went out and received multiple small upvote loans on defaults, some of us have to scrap for +2s in shitty drama subs. If Bernie got elected he'd make sure I'd get my handouts from fatcats like you.

Bussy = butthole

u/Thhueros wrote

Bussy = butthole

I have warts around my sphincter, you wouldn't want to see pictures of it.

Bing.com however can provide a verity of STD-free anus entrances (among others) with previews and more.

Here is a search term which you can modify to suit you or ... the mods' .... 'requirements'.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?sp=-1&pq=asus+entrance&sc=0-12&sk=&cvid=B988C23FF3D04B9F9CE87A00FFEF955C&q=ASUS+entrance&qft=+filterui:duration-long+filterui:resolution-720p+filterui:price-free&FORM=R5VR13

Hope this helps!

Thanks for restoring it. Anyway, can you give us a rain check for when you got that cleared up?

Thanks for restoring it.

You guys started this :p <3

god DAMMIT if you don't stop being so reasonable, i'm gonna sign you up for every gay porn site on the net!

oh wait...

It's helping mine.

they can quite happily message mods if they break a sub's rules.

if you message the mods here, you'll prolly get hit with a "kys" or "post bussy"

phenomenally unhelpful people. dregs of society, really

if you message the mods here, you'll prolly get hit with a "kys" or "post bussy"

phenomenally unhelpful people. dregs of society, really

This, but unironically.

EDIT: I didn't report anything btw.

What a fucking waste of space.

user reports:
1: im upset with your shitty posts throughout /r/drama you attention hungry faggot

lol u seem upset is everything okay anonymous reporter

The anon reporter is right tbh.

lol u seem irked

haha you seem above it all

i am actually thanks for noticing

Nobody who is "above it all" goes this far out of their way to prove it.

oh god i've been founs out

this actually all affects me on a very deep emotional level

I don't give a fuck about your feelings, TBH.

Stop projecting

user reports:
1: how is it possible for one person to be so boring and passive-agressive at the same time? kys
1: REEEMANN is a mansplaining cuck

lol u seem incensed

user reports:
1: have my bussy babies

ok

>/r/TopMindsOfReddit

>science

>facts

Woah buckaroo, stay right there, I'm not sure you guys even know what those words mean.

But I liked a pic by IFLS on Facebook, that makes me a super-duper-scientist and makes me good at debate with logic and facts!

Fair enough. All told, I'd say you handled this whole thing very well. Most people come here and shit themselves. Well done.

Just from what I know about the situation, the only thing she did wrong is not show up for the panel which is a professional obligation. The only people who seem upset by this are an army of nu male orbiters getting mad. I don't send status updates every time I wanna be a degenerate drunk and gambler.

nu male orbiters getting mad

that should be the mantra of reddit

The people searching for her were definitely neckbeards https://twitter.com/ashleeeeean/status/875499496507035648

She looks that girl from work who hovers around random groups of people trying to get the latest of whatever gossip is floating around and talks about her kids way too much. I wouldn't tell her about my future gambling benders either.

"gambling benders"

According to her it was an unpaid, optional panel. Totally understandable to skip that for a coke binge or good dicking tbh.

Ofc nobody really knows what actually happened but I guess spamming BLACKED is pretty entertaining in lieu of anything else.

According to her it was an unpaid, optional panel. Totally understandable to skip that for a coke binge or good dicking tbh.

Ofc nobody really knows what actually happened but I guess spamming BLACKED is pretty entertaining in lieu of anything else.

I went there, and there are a lot of /r/the_Donald posts. Obsessed much?

Also, who unironically seriousposts on /r/TopMindsOfReddit ?

lol you might be surprised theres a few of them in here

Also, who unironically seriousposts on /r/TopMindsOfReddit ?

/u/75000_tokkul

Honestly who gives a shit she isnt even that good looking

I actually think she looks pretty good for someone that railed black dick for 20 hours straight

That husky voice is great. I can close my eyes and pretend I'm plugging a dude.

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the evil white cishet men should realize that your individuality is harmful to marginalized groups and that everyone should abide to social contracts now excuse me as i justify this woman alienating her friends, cheating on her husband, and ignoring her corporate contract to get drunk and play poker

Seriously, autonomy was a mistake.

Just came from a /r/drama thread about this and Jesus wept, those comments were awful. They have all cracked the case now, and proven she was on a 24 hour, cheating on her husband bender, and she is a piece of shit whore. A few of the commenters are proudly boasting that they are doing their part to make sure the world is aware she was whoring it up, not playing poker like she said. Like, I don't know this girl, and don't care what she did during her missing 24 hours, so I can't wrap my head around anyone who needs to be personally involved in her business. People are strange.

lol /u/Electric_Evil

Wtf is that sub

TopMinds makes actual conspiracy theorists look rational.

That takes effort, fedoras off.

/r/TopMindsOfReddit

why does these SJW fags on reddit need 6 million subs to whine about drumpf and right wingers on reddit?

just stay on circlebroke and larp as the enlightened neutral.