Advanced full-time kundalini mystic spiritually married to satan starts some shit in /r/occult

16  2017-06-16 by krautchanner

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

The best part is he wrote that, hit submit, and felt incredibly smug afterwards.

That's odd, /r/occult is usually pretty chill

Kundalini - "the figure of a coiled female serpent—a serpent goddess not of "gross" but of "subtle" substance - which is to be thought of as residing in a torpid, slumbering state in a subtle center, the first of the seven, near the base of the spine: the aim of the yoga then being to rouse this serpent, lift her head, and bring her up a subtle nerve or channel of the spine to the so-called “thousand-petaled lotus” (Sahasrara) at the crown of the head...She, rising from the lowest to the highest lotus center, will pass through and wake the five between, and with each waking the psychology and personality of the practitioner will be altogether and fundamentally transformed.”[2]

Kundalini is a type of pasta you goof

/u/GhostsOnly

How good is Satan in bed?

and how big is Satan's peen?

Have you ever played Dante's inferno?

Is that the one where a giant Cleopatra fires babies with knives for hands out of her nipples?

yes

/u/ghostsonly reported for spiritual harassment!!

Standard Satan Behavior: marrying some dumbass who shitposts about mysticism on reddit

/u/GhostsOnly -calls people idiots -gets triggered over being downvoted -"reported for harassment" --this got so bad in r/INFJ that they got kicked out -claims to be married to Satan -is a kundalini mystic

What the fuck did I just read? Is that a troll sub?

u/GhostsOnly How can I gain powers like you? How can magic some money under my pillow so that I can pay for some sweet bussy?

LOL at this guy talking like all of this is established fact.

/u/GhostsOnly KA LEE MAA, KA LEE MAA, IN SHUK TEA DAY KALI MA