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you watch anime. anything you do is automatically meaningless and you should kill yourself.

If heaven exists, then my heaven is that nobody else's heaven gets to be anime.

That's not Megumin doe

Good anti-suicide poster.

What a shit waifu

That's not what I expected yell to look like.

at a far-left coffee house like Starbucks.

Biggest coffee corporation in the world is far left now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFURd_EOIuU

Yes, obviously. That place is for people who want to resist capitalism by throwing money at a corporation.

This, but unironically

If you're being sarcastic, you shouldn't be. I'd put money on the majority of the Commie retards on reddit being middle class or upper-middle class and typing anti-Capitalism memes on the latest iMacs and iPhones.

On Twitter, which is a result of Capitalism.

Yet you participate in society. I am very intelligent.

It's because of dumb shit the CEO says like we've gone backwards from MLK and Selma days

"If you look back to Selma and Martin Luther King, have we as a country made progress? Not as much as we should have made. In fact you could argue we’ve gone backwards."

Endorsing Obama, later saying Obama didn't do enough for Racial Equality unlike their special cups with special logos on them to end Racism.

Part of it is there Coffee has gone to overroasted shit now too

StarCUCKS

I forgot that they pissed of Trump supporters too, Neil Young, Palestine Supporters, the Teapoters got upset with something about being tricked with imported Beans and avoiding Taxes?

Anti-Gun Nutters then Pro-Gun Nutters over carrying in the store.

Anyone I am forgetting?

Who the hell would admit to getting bullied by a barista?

I think she should have just thrown her half-caffe-skim-mocchiato in her face.

Those aren't cheap tho!

A townhall writer, of course.

They're the meanest, most tell-it-like-it-is sort of people around... that just can't wait to cry like little fucking babies as soon as they have an opportunity.

Ugh this is written by Todd Starnes. If The Onion wrote a parody of Fox News talking heads they would look like Communists compared to Todd Starnes.

From his book:

I feel like a Duck Dynasty guy living in a Miley Cyrus world. And to be perfectly honest with you, I feel like I'm getting twerked on by Washington DC.

And

I grew up in a much simpler time - when blackberry was a pie and dirty dancing meant somebody forgot to clean out the barn for the square dance. It was a time when father still knew best - when the girls were girls and the men were men. I grew up in a time when a rainbow was a sign of God's promise, not gay rights. When I grew up, spam was something you ate and a hard drive was the twelve-hour trip to grandma's house without any bathroom breaks.

A prime candidate, if I may be so bold, for the first public defenestration of the mayocide.

I feel like a Duck Dynasty guy living in a Miley Cyrus world

the English language was a mistake

fresh pasta

a hard drive was the twelve-hour trip to grandma's house without any bathroom breaks.

Twelve-hour trip without any bathroom breaks? Is that one of the glorious tradition in the southern culture?

No. Todd's parents just didn't like him much.

This is why we need abortions.

Everyone deserves the right to life. Even if they grow up to be a disappointment.

Not an argument.

Maybe he's like me and refuses to lose precious time over piss.

Here's the Urban Dictionary definition of trucker bomb :

A plastic container (could be a milk jug or a water bottle) that a trucker pisses in while he is driving his truck. Then he throws it out of the window so that he does not have to stop to relieve the call of nature. Can also be a plastic bag and feces may be involved.

"Don't get hit with that trucker-bomb"

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Adult diapers are a fantastic time saver.

Thanks Cinco! Great job.

That's fucking gross, hold it in like a goddamn civilized adult.

Twelve-hour trip without any bathroom breaks? Is that one of the glorious tradition in the southern culture?

Right up there with cousin fucking.

His writing looks pretty fun tbh.

They should have hate-bash'd her tbh.

Damn I should do this and demand compensation in only free coffees for life. And bring the damn unicorn drink back.

yet more evidence that bullying is a good thing

Not even roasted a tenth as much as those coffee beans. How are you a Trump supporter and simultaneously this fragile?

👏 WHITE 👏 FRAGILITY 👏

How are you a Trump supporter and simultaneously this fragile?

Implying Trump supporters aren't giant babies that get whipped on by fat nerds every single day.

Do these proles realize that when the Right Wong Death Squads come for the retards that includes themselves?

Roastie has more than one meaning in this case 😆😅

People who call Coffee "java" should be forced to watch their loved ones being strangled and drowned.