This is a nice post and all, but I'm guessing that the only reason anyone is even arguing about this because these people believe 3D is superior to 2D.
Jesus Christ negareddit is the biggest conglomeration of anti fun bores I've ever witnessed
No negareddit just because i like dank memes doesn't mean i want to literally gas the kikes
Do these people just sit around thinking to themselves "how can i possibly piss off as many people as possible while trying to hold the moral high ground?"
"triggered" - if you spout this casually, just shut the fuck up please
this word is tossed around so often it's not even funny. yes, most of the pissant shitstain 13-year-old primary schoolers don't know what it means, but to everyone older than that;
grow. up. go. outside.
you're so cringeworthy and unfunny, it's painful. for one it's actually offensive to those with actual disorders like PTSD which can result in the affected having certain triggers, it's just so, so overused, so boring.
it's just wholly now a word with serious meaning which has been glossed over as "a meme" by anti-SJW/feminism memes and /r/mensrights-circlejerking neckbeards who probably don't have any fucking clue what they're talking about in 90% of their posts.
you basement-dwelling troglodytes browsing /r/tumblrinaction all day who use the word so frequently, snorting through their double-chins to slap onto the keyboard the words "lol are you triggered XD" in response to anybody displaying the slightest disapproval to their piss-poor anti-feminist jokes are exactly the personification of stupid.
it's just wholly now a word with serious meaning which has been glossed over as "a meme" by anti-SJW/feminism memes and /r/mensrights-circlejerking neckbeards
I know this is pasta but tbh I hear "triggered" more often from SJW types trying to pull a "DAE anti-SJWs are the real triggered ones!?"
Which, yes, I guess they are triggered, but so are you. Everyone is mad online. Except for me.
I used to feel like a real fancy man when I cranked it to r/gentlemanboners. But now that this one guy says it's creepy I guess I'll have to go back to r/sharpiebutts like all the other normies
Eh, I've recently lost 25 lbs and can now with absolute certainty say I am not fat. But when I was 25 lbs heavier it was a gray area, I was able to run a marathon and had a reasona me waist size but there was a bit of flab. Fat is kind of subjective so asking doesn't seem to guarantee guilt. If I was fat 25 lbs heavier then there wasn't any exact moment I went from fat to not fat.
I see where her pain comes from. Fat women are not sexy while naked, and no amount of normal clothes can make them sexy. They just look like circular tents.
/u/alawa have you tried 4chan's /fit/? It can help you with your fucking glandular problem.
I think the implication that to be a "gentleman" is to be attracted to wealthy, thin, white women is pretty insidious
/u/thirteensigmapi, welcome to reality honey. The world loves pretty white women. How many wealthy/successful men to you see in relationships with poor, obese, black women?
I think it's this combined with another comment in this thread. Somehow getting off to this ridiculous notion of what a woman "should" be makes you classier than getting off to naked people.
First, why are you so uncomfortable with admitting you like attractive naked people? Second, why is your view of a "proper" woman so specific and homogenous?
Kind of like how r/earthporn became a whole network of sfw-porn subs, including r/humanporn. Which sounds weird unless you know the entire backstory of its name as well as reddit "culture" (ugh).
Which sounds weird unless you know the entire backstory of its name as well as reddit "culture" (ugh).
"Treating them as objects"....alawa you do know that subreddit known as ladyboners exist with number NSFW versions of it where women and probably gay men go to see dicks and six packs? Or maybe you are just a dolt.
I think the implication that to be a "gentleman" is to be attracted to wealthy, thin, white women is pretty insidious -/u/thirteensigmapi
lol do you not realize that the sub is just the male version of /r/ladyboners? Its literally the same thing with the genders reversed.
Also you seem pretty angry that people are attracted to women who look different than you, which is funny since that entire thread is bitching about being objectified.
I can't jerk off to gonewild because 99% of the time the heads are cropped off. Makes me feel like I'm jerking off to a decapitated person, genuinely creeps me out.
Personally I enjoy that their heads are cropped off. Eye contact makes me uncomfortable. I had to break up with my gf because she kept trying to look at me during sex. Like wtf bitch are you gay or something?
SexEd is pretty shit. Because of that, women are morons because they never studied male sexuality. Their grandmas' were right when they told their whore daughters that men are fucking animals.
The OP of that thread does have a point, though. Everyone who uses the terms like "gentlemanly", "gentlemanboners", etc. should be gassed. These are the sorts of people who would still wear fedoras if anti-fedora memery didn't become internet mainstream.
Oh, and don't get me wrong, though, people who use terms like "creepy" should be gassed as well. "Creepy" is literally "Ugh"-tier.
I think it's the belief that it's somehow more classy to drool over nonsexualized photos.
It's like when someone says "I will not rape you if you fall unconscious" at a party as if it is a highlight point and not a default presumption of common decency.
Ooo. I've found a fan. Its nice to see you're so butthurt about my porn for neckbeards comment that you've pinged me. I'm guessing this describes you. Don't worry mate.
Clearly, you've never been outside of London and think we're all posh bastards who live in palaces and spend all our time drinking tea. I wish I was a naive as you.
Seriously, that is mum-tier dating advice. I think you should respect women because you want to respect women, and think they are worthy of respect, not because you want to get laid. I never once heard of a woman even pretending that 'a man who respects women' is at all on her shopping list of what she desires in a partner. Anyway, I thought we had already settled the whole issue that 'women are not slot machines that you put niceness tokens into and get sex out as a reward'? Just stop. Actually, try disabusing yourself of the notion that women are universally worthy of respect, and then maybe you'll get laid. Vice versa for women: you don't have to respect all guys, because at least some of us are arseholes, IMO.
to be attracted to wealthy, thin, white women is pretty insidious
Being respectful can work, like saying a compliment when you grab her arse instead of just grunting or asking to see their tits without insulting them at the same time.
I don't see how "saying a compliment" is specifically "respectful"? That seems to me to being "complimentary", rather than being "respectful". Correct me if I'm wrong.
Do you remenber in high school the shy puritan nerd? this is like if that nerd looked down on everyone else, justified his shyness and petty puritan behaviour by thinking he is treating women well, while the rest of the world are a bunch of jocks to him who keep objectifying mlady
With you 100%. As god-awful as reddit can be, it's just a derivative of something slightly more clever, but with no regard for context or the thing that made the original basis endearing in the first place.
It's based on r/LadyBoners, which tended to post pictures of clothed but attractive men. A gentleman tends to be the male counterpart to a lady, except gentlemen actually tend to have penises, so the joke about ladies getting metaphorical boners falls totally flat. Because redditors are notoriously inept at discerning what is socially appropriate (or think the "culture" makes them part of a secret club, so let what would otherwise be unacceptable things slide).
It is far less insidious than people here want to frame it. It had nothing to do originally with the posters feeling like gentlemen, or even getting boners. It was just a place to post attractive women.
Of course that mutated and attracted a weird kind of community after a while, but most people are fucking weird, and anonymity brings out the worst in what we would otherwise consider decent people. Reddit does less than most sites to deal with these things when they crop up, so it also serves as a feedback loop that normalizes this deviant behavior.
How is this the most reasonable post in this thread?
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n/a Butch_Patterson 2017-06-16
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n/a Sir_Panache 2017-06-16
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n/a Butch_Patterson 2017-06-16
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n/a thefran 2017-06-16
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n/a JonnyLargeCuck 2017-06-16
Jesus Christ negareddit is the biggest conglomeration of anti fun bores I've ever witnessed
No negareddit just because i like dank memes doesn't mean i want to literally gas the kikes
Do these people just sit around thinking to themselves "how can i possibly piss off as many people as possible while trying to hold the moral high ground?"
Riemann should join them
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
You sound triggered.
n/a JonnyLargeCuck 2017-06-16
"triggered" - if you spout this casually, just shut the fuck up please
this word is tossed around so often it's not even funny. yes, most of the pissant shitstain 13-year-old primary schoolers don't know what it means, but to everyone older than that; grow. up. go. outside.
you're so cringeworthy and unfunny, it's painful. for one it's actually offensive to those with actual disorders like PTSD which can result in the affected having certain triggers, it's just so, so overused, so boring.
it's just wholly now a word with serious meaning which has been glossed over as "a meme" by anti-SJW/feminism memes and /r/mensrights-circlejerking neckbeards who probably don't have any fucking clue what they're talking about in 90% of their posts. you basement-dwelling troglodytes browsing /r/tumblrinaction all day who use the word so frequently, snorting through their double-chins to slap onto the keyboard the words "lol are you triggered XD" in response to anybody displaying the slightest disapproval to their piss-poor anti-feminist jokes are exactly the personification of stupid.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
Tasty pasta
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-16
You are correct and also a dick
n/a skivian 2017-06-16
You sound triggered.
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-16
It appears the user in question has now deleted their account. You happy now? When is enough enough gaaaah
n/a Malcom_X_Rated 2017-06-16
You sound triggered
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-16
You fucking animals. We already have one account lying in the trash heap and all you want is more. Disgusting
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
You sound triggered
n/a MERKELS-SAGGY-TITS 2017-06-16
you sound niggered
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
spooky
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-06-16
I know this is pasta but tbh I hear "triggered" more often from SJW types trying to pull a "DAE anti-SJWs are the real triggered ones!?"
Which, yes, I guess they are triggered, but so are you. Everyone is mad online. Except for me.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
You sound triggered.
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-16
no, you
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-16
o fuk
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-16
got 'em
n/a ownersinc 2017-06-16
Nice projection you fucking weeb. You sound angry, i win
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-16
I used to feel like a real fancy man when I cranked it to r/gentlemanboners. But now that this one guy says it's creepy I guess I'll have to go back to r/sharpiebutts like all the other normies
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-16
ty 4 the recommendation
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-16
thx 4 recognizing the hustle fam
n/a izuerial 2017-06-16
n/a Going_up_the_Country 2017-06-16
It's about being a shitty of a person as possible while holding the moral high ground.
n/a giroth 2017-06-16
Nailed it.
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-16
/u/alawa why do you hate men who are aroused by attractive, clothed women? Is it because you mod /r/amifat? Are you a jealous big girl?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
if you have to ask "am i fat?" then the answer is always yes
n/a izuerial 2017-06-16
Is that sentence the sentence that forced your wife to look outside her marriage?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
in fact, yes
n/a quinotauri 2017-06-16
does any of your wife's boyfriends live further than a 3 minute drive from a taco bell?
n/a allwordsaredust 2017-06-16
I'll have to pass that along to anorexic people.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
when you speak to them, make sure you let them know they're eating too much
n/a Gothmog26 2017-06-16
Remember too much diet soda causes diarrhea, which is like purging but without the obvious signs, so drink up.
n/a NotDavidIcke 2017-06-16
and sorbitol chewing gum
n/a aqouta 2017-06-16
Eh, I've recently lost 25 lbs and can now with absolute certainty say I am not fat. But when I was 25 lbs heavier it was a gray area, I was able to run a marathon and had a reasona me waist size but there was a bit of flab. Fat is kind of subjective so asking doesn't seem to guarantee guilt. If I was fat 25 lbs heavier then there wasn't any exact moment I went from fat to not fat.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
Fat is a state of mind fam. Your fat fingers seem to have slipped and made a typo as well, fatty
n/a aqouta 2017-06-16
Nooooooooooo, you've changed my state of mind and I've gained 45 lbs! All the dieting for nothing.
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
quick way to lose 50 pounds is to cut off your left leg, fatso!
n/a skivian 2017-06-16
Fat finger problems
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-16
Sounds fat, but ok
n/a cleverseneca 2017-06-16
Ohhh I thought it was Ami Fat. Like for Chubby Amish people.
n/a Going_up_the_Country 2017-06-16
I thought it was the Chinese version of Fat Amy. Last name first and all.
n/a twinksteverogers 2017-06-16
That actually make sense
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-06-16
I see where her pain comes from. Fat women are not sexy while naked, and no amount of normal clothes can make them sexy. They just look like circular tents.
/u/alawa have you tried 4chan's /fit/? It can help you with your fucking glandular problem.
n/a MERKELS-SAGGY-TITS 2017-06-16
/u/alawa a glass of antifreeze would help too.
n/a Sakura_Futaba 2017-06-16
It's like these r/gamerghazi users that meltdown over men liking 2d female characters more than them.
It's a bit amusing but also really creepy.
n/a pizzashill 2017-06-16
Well your first mistake is thinking anyone there is female, very few are.
SRS/gamerghazi/pretty much every rabid SJW sub on Reddit is like 85% male.
It's literally just angry neckbeards trying to white knight women because they think that's attractive.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
Oh my
/u/alawa they say that it doesnt matter how ugly or fat you are, someone has jerked off to you
Be happy!
n/a MargarineIsEvil 2017-06-16
She's something worse, a vegan.
n/a PolishPugLady 2017-06-16
You know what's vegan too? Fries.
n/a MargarineIsEvil 2017-06-16
This is true.
n/a ban_evasion_account 2017-06-16
/u/thirteensigmapi, welcome to reality honey. The world loves pretty white women. How many wealthy/successful men to you see in relationships with poor, obese, black women?
n/a JonnyLargeCuck 2017-06-16
is this kaalaaaa or noodles?
n/a ban_evasion_account 2017-06-16
Neither, you wouldn't recognize me.
n/a justcool393 2017-06-16
You are really not good at this.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-06-16
Holy fucking shit! What could be so awful a fucking drama mod deletes it?
n/a justcool393 2017-06-16
There are a few people who are not welcome on reddit or /r/Drama, ever. There is a lot of history to why.
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-06-16
Can you make a post detailing it???
n/a justcool393 2017-06-16
I would, but the reason they stay is for the attention that they get from it, and denying them that has seemed to be a decent policy thus far.
n/a Sir_Panache 2017-06-16
n/a OldOrder 2017-06-16
lol was it noodles or something?
n/a Kuonji 2017-06-16
We need to close that gap NOW
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-06-16
Look at this amazing response:
n/a Neon_needles 2017-06-16
Yeah, but like, that fat black TSA lady is prob a freak in the sack.
n/a Atimo3 2017-06-16
Why you talking shit about /u/Kn0thing ?
n/a headasplodes 2017-06-16
To see how wrong they are I glanced through the top posts of all time and there were plenty of Asian women.
/u/thirteensigmapi please tell how those women are actually white
n/a thefran 2017-06-16
Did no one tell them it's an inversion of ladyboners, where they get their rocks off on thin, wealthy white actors?
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-16
/u/afinesocia1ife your entire existence is "ugh" personified
n/a afinesocia1ife 2017-06-16
Haha, sure. I can attest to that.
n/a dragonbornrises 2017-06-16
(((ugh)))
n/a DennisRader 2017-06-16
"""ugh"""
n/a Plexipus 2017-06-16
(pbugh)
n/a PoorLilMarco 2017-06-16
UGH
n/a mmzznnxx 2017-06-16
It offends me as a knuckledragger that he/she is appropriating caveman vernacular like that.
n/a Going_up_the_Country 2017-06-16
We're Neanderthal-Americans, race traitor. Yes, even if you aren't American.
And you'd better pronounce Neanderthal right.
n/a clarkeff 2017-06-16
GROSS
n/a NGC_6960 2017-06-16
icky
n/a ashent2 2017-06-16
ugh
n/a mehforeverybody 2017-06-16
"Treating them as objects"....alawa you do know that subreddit known as ladyboners exist with number NSFW versions of it where women and probably gay men go to see dicks and six packs? Or maybe you are just a dolt.
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-16
/u/alawa *
you have to ping them, comrade, otherwise its no fun.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-06-16
she said:
so, yeah, "it's different when we do it," etc
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-06-16
objectification = power + boners
women by definition can't objectify men because they are weak (and pathetic), and also (supposedly) don't have penes and so can't have boners.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-16
It's probably all gay men tbh
n/a throwaway03022017 2017-06-16
/u/alawa /r/drama is a subreddit of peace
n/a DistortedLines 2017-06-16
lol do you not realize that the sub is just the male version of /r/ladyboners? Its literally the same thing with the genders reversed.
Also you seem pretty angry that people are attracted to women who look different than you, which is funny since that entire thread is bitching about being objectified.
n/a Rezingreenbowl 2017-06-16
I can't jerk off to gonewild because 99% of the time the heads are cropped off. Makes me feel like I'm jerking off to a decapitated person, genuinely creeps me out.
n/a izuerial 2017-06-16
Are you saying there is something wrong with that?
n/a giroth 2017-06-16
So much kink shaming here recently :((
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-06-16
Personally I enjoy that their heads are cropped off. Eye contact makes me uncomfortable. I had to break up with my gf because she kept trying to look at me during sex. Like wtf bitch are you gay or something?
n/a KT-47 2017-06-16
You might be autistic. Seriously
n/a Ylajali_2002 2017-06-16
nah mate I'm pretty shit at drawing
n/a Rezingreenbowl 2017-06-16
I demand that they look right at me. I consider it cheating to picture someone else during sex.
n/a FTFallen 2017-06-16
I like that they crop out their faces because 9 time out of 10 when they finally show face they look like a swamprat.
n/a lunchza 2017-06-16
Yikes. Ugh. Creepy and gross.
n/a Re_LE_Vant_UN 2017-06-16
Creepy gross and problematic.™
n/a hexane360 2017-06-16
And "pretty shitty tbh"
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-06-16
SexEd is pretty shit. Because of that, women are morons because they never studied male sexuality. Their grandmas' were right when they told their whore daughters that men are fucking animals.
n/a EddingtonDidNothingW 2017-06-16
The OP of that thread does have a point, though. Everyone who uses the terms like "gentlemanly", "gentlemanboners", etc. should be gassed. These are the sorts of people who would still wear fedoras if anti-fedora memery didn't become internet mainstream.
Oh, and don't get me wrong, though, people who use terms like "creepy" should be gassed as well. "Creepy" is literally "Ugh"-tier.
n/a allwordsaredust 2017-06-16
What about "gross" tho?
n/a blertyuh 2017-06-16
Use "ew"
n/a ricardogce 2017-06-16
It's a pun on "ladyboners", you overreaching idiot.
n/a simplyshaun 2017-06-16
We should gas you
n/a 444455555666666 2017-06-16
I just blew a load to your reddit comment /u/aleksndrars
n/a yourshittytherapist 2017-06-16
n/a grafton29 2017-06-16
Man that sub is fucked up in the head.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
This is too ridiculous and pathetic to be true
I am actually going to ping every single one of those people to know what is wrong with them
/u/cllegion what is wrong with you
/u/AlwaysTryAgain what is wrong with you
/u/buriedinthyeyes JESUS, FUCKING, CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? are you trolling and I took the bait?
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
/u/ciquedufuder check that thread fam
this is top white knighting/weird behaviour/everything is creepy shit
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-16
Are you drunk, that ain't my name.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
yes
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-16
GOOD. Good answer as always.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
People in r/drama caring about drama?
a shocker
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-16
LOL
WEW, I can't breathe.
n/a buriedinthyeyes 2017-06-16
yup.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
in my defense at that time I was drinking and shitposting heavily
n/a cllegion 2017-06-16
Ooo. I've found a fan. Its nice to see you're so butthurt about my porn for neckbeards comment that you've pinged me. I'm guessing this describes you. Don't worry mate.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
Is life fun on puritan land?
n/a cllegion 2017-06-16
Wouldn't know. All our Puritans died or ended up in America.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
You bunch of hypocrites behave like uptight little cunts in your land and on the internet but behave like animals when you come to Spain
n/a cllegion 2017-06-16
Clearly, you've never been outside of London and think we're all posh bastards who live in palaces and spend all our time drinking tea. I wish I was a naive as you.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
shit uy arent?
if you guys behave like you do in spain i have no idea how your country functions
I gotta go to your country man, every english person i have met is fun as fuck, and a bit salvage
n/a double-happiness 2017-06-16
https://media.giphy.com/media/a3zqvrH40Cdhu/giphy.gif
Seriously, that is mum-tier dating advice. I think you should respect women because you want to respect women, and think they are worthy of respect, not because you want to get laid. I never once heard of a woman even pretending that 'a man who respects women' is at all on her shopping list of what she desires in a partner. Anyway, I thought we had already settled the whole issue that 'women are not slot machines that you put niceness tokens into and get sex out as a reward'? Just stop. Actually, try disabusing yourself of the notion that women are universally worthy of respect, and then maybe you'll get laid. Vice versa for women: you don't have to respect all guys, because at least some of us are arseholes, IMO.
https://i.imgur.com/RspJyHy.gifv
I love me a bit of posh totty. RIP Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.
n/a nanonan 2017-06-16
Being respectful can work, like saying a compliment when you grab her arse instead of just grunting or asking to see their tits without insulting them at the same time.
n/a double-happiness 2017-06-16
I don't see how "saying a compliment" is specifically "respectful"? That seems to me to being "complimentary", rather than being "respectful". Correct me if I'm wrong.
n/a zahlman 2017-06-16
bruh do you even realize what subreddit you were in
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-16
This actually bothered me for some reason zahl
Do you remenber in high school the shy puritan nerd? this is like if that nerd looked down on everyone else, justified his shyness and petty puritan behaviour by thinking he is treating women well, while the rest of the world are a bunch of jocks to him who keep objectifying mlady
What the actual fuck
n/a DrKingSchultz 2017-06-16
As usual, it's all the white man's fault
n/a chanilastname 2017-06-16
Yes.
n/a ProphetRith 2017-06-16
Why even go on reddit if you hate it so much be honest please :D
n/a jPaolo 2017-06-16
Aren't all straight men inherently creepy?
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-16
You have to be creepy to want to fuck a wound that won't heal
n/a knigpin 2017-06-16
I hope this guy realizes that having a fantasy about a woman without her consent is just as bad as raping that woman
n/a ChipChippersonAMA 2017-06-16
n/a hexane360 2017-06-16
How is this the most reasonable post in this thread?