I think that's only natural. If there was a super smart dog that learned to talk, read and write would you be terribly upset if it had a normal consensual relationship with some dude?
Yes. I'd still think it was gross as fuck, and completely unnatural.
I used to think that when conservatives started talking about gay marriage leading to dudes fucking box turtles, that they were crazy. I think today's 'everyone has to be into open relationships, tranny fucking and dog fucking, or they are scummy racists!' left proves that I was the crazy one.
TBH back in the day these fucking weirdos would be too preoccupied with getting tuberculosis in a textile factory to indulge in some sex positive garbage.
Being sexually attracted to a "kitten" or "puppy" is pedo-bestiality. If you are attracted to an almost fully grown golden retriever, that is ephebo-bestiality.
Age of consent laws in some European countries are 8 months or even 6 months, so who are we to judge so harshly?
There is a huge difference between being attracted to a pup right out of the litter and a nearly matured, strong young alpha dog.
This is all hypothetical of course, I'm not a dog fucker. I just think society should be more rational about this subject.
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n/a zahlman 2017-06-17
Also.
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-06-17
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n/a bleasehalb 2017-06-17
Is this part of SnapShill's sick kinks?
n/a GhostofRFS 2017-06-17
Over a hundred people thought this was a good retort.
n/a HolyChristt 2017-06-17
You're also a coward by muting me. I'm sure you enjoy watching your girlfriend getting gangbanged by pack of wil muslims. Asshole.
n/a GhostofRFS 2017-06-17
Have your jimmies been rustled? You should talk it out with your cousin.
n/a HolyChristt 2017-06-17
Why did you illegally ban me, retard?
n/a GhostofRFS 2017-06-17
🤔
n/a HolyChristt 2017-06-17
I broke, no rules, man. Open the ban, please.
n/a GhostofRFS 2017-06-17
You should start a /r/drama thread about this.
n/a HolyChristt 2017-06-17
Maybe I will.
n/a GhostofRFS 2017-06-17
Please proceed.
n/a HolyChristt 2017-06-17
I need help.
n/a Kekistanian9000 2017-06-17
Vegans will be like SWJ in 20 years prob.
n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-17
vegans are already sjws, where've you been
n/a Kekistanian9000 2017-06-17
how many ppl vegans fired because they ate meat fam?
n/a ahbslldud 2017-06-17
idk dude but I'd be willing to lay odds the number aint zero
n/a _throawayplop_ 2017-06-17
The fascinating point is that for most of them their problem is with "consent" and not fucking with animals
n/a MakeAmericaSageAgain 2017-06-17
I think that's only natural. If there was a super smart dog that learned to talk, read and write would you be terribly upset if it had a normal consensual relationship with some dude?
n/a giroth 2017-06-17
The ability to date genetically enhanced super animals is going to be the hot culture war issue of the 2080's.
A dog that can read is a dog that can breed, in my book.
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-06-17
First, they learn to read and write, then they get the vote. Then blam! feminism, or caninism in this case. And look where that has gotten us.
n/a ThatDamnedImp 2017-06-17
Yes. I'd still think it was gross as fuck, and completely unnatural.
I used to think that when conservatives started talking about gay marriage leading to dudes fucking box turtles, that they were crazy. I think today's 'everyone has to be into open relationships, tranny fucking and dog fucking, or they are scummy racists!' left proves that I was the crazy one.
n/a Matues49 2017-06-17
Artificial insemination is definitely not rape. It happens when the cow is in heat, so she pretty much wants the d.
I know this because my uncle's relatives are country folk with a barn and such and have dildo'd hundreds of horny heifers.
n/a giroth 2017-06-17
I love how OP in that thread is so unsure about whether she's on board with bestiality.
Obviously, we're pro ephebo-bestiality here, but I thought normies had "standards" and "dealbreakers".
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-17
What I don't get is the people saying "I don't want to shame". If anyone deserves to get shamed it's him.
n/a Mort_DeRire 2017-06-17
The anti-kinkshaming thing is just people wanting freedom to be depraved without judgment, which is, of course, pathetic.
I'm a proud kinkshamer.
n/a AyyKay47 2017-06-17
TBH back in the day these fucking weirdos would be too preoccupied with getting tuberculosis in a textile factory to indulge in some sex positive garbage.
Those were the days.
n/a hexane360 2017-06-17
"I don't want to kinkshame, but I just realized that some kinks deserve to be shamed"
n/a poopy_ass 2017-06-17
She's probably fat
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-06-17
I mean, who can resist a cute kitten or puppy right?
n/a giroth 2017-06-17
Being sexually attracted to a "kitten" or "puppy" is pedo-bestiality. If you are attracted to an almost fully grown golden retriever, that is ephebo-bestiality.
Age of consent laws in some European countries are 8 months or even 6 months, so who are we to judge so harshly?
There is a huge difference between being attracted to a pup right out of the litter and a nearly matured, strong young alpha dog.
This is all hypothetical of course, I'm not a dog fucker. I just think society should be more rational about this subject.
n/a IAintThatGuy 2017-06-17
n/a GhostOfMemersPast 2017-06-17
/u/itsinagreybox, how can you call yourself an animal lover if you wont suck their dicks?
n/a itsinagreybox 2017-06-17
Ha. Nice one.
n/a ____________13 2017-06-17
Somehow, I don't think it's hard to find a dog that wants to hump stuff.
n/a StrategicSarcasm 2017-06-17
Yeah, but animals can't actually want things. Anything other than an adult human is incapable of thinking.