r/drama: My girlfriend cheated on me.

My girlfriend cheated on me.

7 2017-06-17 by delethotheads

One of my friends just texted me saying that he saw my girlfriend with another guy. The thing is that I don't even have a girlfriend. I think he might have been talking about my sister because she's part of our group of friends and she flirts with me all the time. And I've fucked her a few times but they don't know that. Also, I'm bisexual but I prefer men over woman 90% of the time. How do I break it to him that she's my sister and that I actually want his bussy?

22 comments

n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-06-17

how hot is your sister

n/a delethotheads 2017-06-17

She's pretty uggo but I banged her anyway so I could put "incest" on my checklist for getting into hell.

n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-06-17

on my checklist for getting into hell.

Why bro? It's not like it's hard to get into Hell

n/a delethotheads 2017-06-17

I said checklist nigga. It's a mile long at this point. I call it IRL achievements.

n/a 420CO 2017-06-17

You're retarded

n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-17

ow the edge

n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-06-17

A lot of people have banged your sister so it's not really that special.

n/a ThatGaymer 2017-06-17

Say "yo dude lemme giv u a brojob homie hahaha" and he will

n/a delethotheads 2017-06-17

Dead, shitty meme.

n/a ThatGaymer 2017-06-17

Your mum is

n/a lokichilde 2017-06-17

group of friends

Try to make your stories believable.

n/a delethotheads 2017-06-17

Um, excuse me, but this is a 100% REAL story that I'm sure, with some finesse, and some details left out, only the best of the best at /r/relationshits will believe.

n/a lokichilde 2017-06-17

Imagine trying this hard and this is the result.

n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-06-17

Kys

n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-17

Kiss your sister

n/a 420CO 2017-06-17

yes

n/a point_shaver 2017-06-17

Didn't some teenager get convicted for basically this?

n/a The_Reason_Trump_Won 2017-06-17

no, kys