BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!
82 2017-06-17 by LLAXIS
This is an extremely low effort post, but the important thing is that Kanye was right!
BBC News - Bill Cosby case: Judge declares mistrial after jury deadlock
A few tweets:
Tariq Nasheed's last few tweets have been about this innocent black man triumphing over this white supremacist plot
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n/a Allanon_2020 2017-06-17
HEY HEY HEYYYYY!!!!
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-17
It's ROOOOOOOOOHYPNOL!
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
Ay bb, I got a car with a Cessna engine in it. Take these pills and let's fly.
n/a LefthandedLunatic 2017-06-17
Mistrial =/= innocent and he will be retried. Ppl are idots
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
It was a mistrial because he is innocent. Educate yourself
n/a LefthandedLunatic 2017-06-17
women can't be educated you idot
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
My apologies, I didn't realise that you are sexually disadvantaged
n/a DarkResurgence 2017-06-17
Did you just assume xershes gender you gross sack of fuck?
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Quality meme friend, I've never seen that one before
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-06-17
Really? Because I see this meme all the time. Where have you been?
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Somewhere with standards
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-17
Man. You are on point this entire thread. I'd buy you Reddit gold for your comments but I'm not retarded.
n/a justcool393 2017-06-17
Well, that's sex negativity if I've ever seen it.
n/a simplyshaun 2017-06-17
Your mom taught me about sex negativity last night. I've never felt so negative about sex in my life.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-06-17
I can't believe these racists are trying to mansplain to you right now.
Gross.
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
Excuse me, it's whitesplaining. Mayosplaining is also accepted, because white privilege has no gender.
n/a MG87 2017-06-17
This is what retards actually believe
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-17
This is your brain on patriarchy.
n/a pastryarchy 2017-06-17
You called?....never mind.
n/a ObamaBiden2016 2017-06-17
Well he wasn't acquitted, it was a mistrial. He isn't "innocent."
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
It was a mistrial because they attempted to try an innocent man
n/a 420CO 2017-06-17
Bill may live to see the mayocide redeem him yet.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
Lol. I'm not drunk enough for this. "Yes, I admit that I regularly slipped women sedatives and I accept that I fucked that one, but totes not rape, I promise!"
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
I see that you've bought into the white supremacist lies. Cosby is innocent and the result of this trial proves it
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
When Bill Cosby goes to prison his rectum will be so badly punished it'll look like one of Dr Huxtable's sweaters. Heard it here first, fam.
n/a megadeadly 2017-06-17
I'm FUCking LOLING
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
I ain't yo fam, cuz.
n/a BeforeTheRobots 2017-06-17
Acquit Cosby, mayocide now
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-17
To summarize: Sheep shagging expert of shitty, unimportant country interjects his opinion on a real country's justice system. Literally no one cares
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-17
lol /u/comedicsans btfo
n/a chaosakita 2017-06-17
I don't get it. Why didn't this guy get enough tail on regular that he had to slip women drugs?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
Why did Jude Law cheat on Sienna Miller with a nanny? Why did Arnie bang his Mexican housekeeper? Famous dudes do stupid shit.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-17
I mean, people in general do. Money just increases the chances to follow through.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
It's also a big power trip. Doing whatever you like whenever you like with seemingly no consequences.
n/a AlcoholicMood 2017-06-17
I dont blame arnie though
n/a chanilastname 2017-06-17
Some men prefer their
sexual partnersvictims not move very much.n/a AyyKay47 2017-06-17
Power thing tbh also middle aged married honky-sympathizer ain't exactly pulling models and bottles
n/a chaosakita 2017-06-17
Not like the victims were models either
n/a headasplodes 2017-06-17
He didn't slip them drugs. He offered drugs in exchange for sex
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-06-17
you try telling a woman to lie complete still, barely breathing and droll while you fuck her! Don't shame my fetish!
n/a headasplodes 2017-06-17
He gave them the drugs in exchange for sex. Huge difference.
n/a poopy_ass 2017-06-17
He didn't admit to "slipping" them anything. They asked him to procure quaaludes, and he did.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
He didn't even claim that she knew what quaaludes were on the stand, fam, let alone that she specifically requested them. He could only muster a "I think so".
n/a carthoris26 2017-06-17
Anyone who claims to perfectly remember conversations from 40 years ago is a liar, "I think so" is as definitive as possible.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
It'd be pretty clear if she asked him to get quaaludes in exchange for sex, even 40 years later. That's not a question of phrasing, she either did or she didn't.
n/a skeetsurfing1984 2017-06-17
I'm not sure it is that clear. Have you ever asked a
womansheep (sorry, forgot where you come from) up for a nightcap?That's kosher by the dating / substance use rules of CURRENT_YEAR. But I wouldn't want to wager my freedom on a jury 30-40 years from now -- applying god knows what rules obtain then -- second-guessing acceptable 2010s social mores.
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
The case that's being tried has to do with Benadryl regardless of what happened with qualudes yeah news lied to you it's not uncommon.the statues of limitations is up on any potential incident with qualudes.
n/a zahlman 2017-06-17
So you're saying you consent to an argument?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
No fighting in the war room.
n/a bareballzthebitch 2017-06-17
Innocent until proven guilty.
n/a McFluffTheCrimeCat 2017-06-17
Legaly sure, not like at 79 and his celebrity status he'd ever see gen pop if he was convicted and sentenced anyways. In the court of public opinion that civil deposition he gave and other public evidence in my opinion he may as well be guilty.
n/a botchlings 2017-06-17
But that doesn't matter because he's legally innocent.
And as you said, at 79 he'll never see the inside of a jail cell. I suspect that there won't even be a second trial.
n/a skeetsurfing1984 2017-06-17
On the other hand, it would be pretty awesome if he were convicted and then just went all Rorschach once he got in there.
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
I thought he passed 80 yrs old
n/a Notthehalf 2017-06-17
Women never report rape, not like theres many people who have been jailed on false charges and some on real ones.
Awww poor ickle baby did the mean police question you to find the facts of the case before taking your word for it and executing your ex?...get over it, a man reporting rape probably won't even get the interview let alone the trail, nor is the 100000 systems in place to support him, like there are for you
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Who hurt you?
n/a zwiebelhans 2017-06-17
The "justice" system?
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
The judicial system only hurts those who deserve to be hurt
n/a zwiebelhans 2017-06-17
Ye - No. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56ac0374e4b00b033aaf3da9
That doesn't even account for ridiculous prison terms for minor drug offenses.
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Drug users are degenerates and deserve to be incarcerated. You can't uphold the moral wellbeing of an entire society while simultaneously allowing potheads to run rampant
n/a Ardvarkeating101 2017-06-17
Why aren't you in every thread? You're just so on point.
n/a KingArya30 2017-06-17
Looks like we found Chris Christie's reddit account
n/a zahlman 2017-06-17
wew
n/a CIRCLONT6 2017-06-17
repeat offenders are the only ones that get the highest sentences for minor offences. this is also why it appears that black men get more time for the same crimes as white men. that's usually because black men are more likely to have a history of crime and therefore be tried with the fullest extent of the law, that and they are also less likely to accept a plea deal.
n/a IAintThatGuy 2017-06-17
That's why we need Duterte. You don't see him putting people in jail for drug related offenses.
n/a Notthehalf 2017-06-17
The systems these retarded entitled women are pretended they don't have, when they do in spades.
But it's okay, I'm dead inside now, I joke about rape to make it okay and climb into slings in sex clubs waiting for guys until daddy loves me finally.
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Hi noodles
n/a strathmeyer 2017-06-17
"Show us on this episode guide where Dr Huxtable touched you."
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-17
/r/TooManyChromosomes is gonna be trigered
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-06-17
Ok, then.
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
What did you mean by this?
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-06-17
I think it's pretty obvious. This is news about Big Bill Cosby.
What did you think I meant?
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-17
You think Bill is stacked down there? I see him as slightly above average length but super skinny.
Lawyers of Reddit, what did the testimony of Cosby's sexual interaction reveal about his penis size?
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-17
6 1/2 but claims 8
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-17
6 1/2 but claims 8
If I had a nickle everytime a shemale hooker said this...
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
... You'd have the same income as a shemale hooker?
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
paying a nickle for a dime's value
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
It's always three-fifths of what he says it is.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
I'm thinking his shortcomings are why he knocks them out with the horse tranquilizers, famalam.
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
Well that ethnicity I think that's the right word usually is.
n/a 420CO 2017-06-17
Lol that statement from Camille. Bill gonna get his puddin pop sucked tonight.
n/a cuteman 2017-06-17
Now maybe we can put Hannibal Burris on trial for some of the performances he has given.
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
It's not Hannibal's fault that he was born an American. American stand ups can't help being unfunny
n/a ZeitgeistNow 2017-06-17
I bet you think Eddie Izzard is the height of comedy, absolutely disgusting
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
I'm genuinely offended that you would say that
n/a ZeitgeistNow 2017-06-17
My work here is done
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
American comedy is much deeper than your shitty Euro crossdresser comedy.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
Tbh I'm kind of impressed she drag-queened away those vehicular homicide charges.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
It's because we Yanks love a good joke.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
So much that you elected one.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
Maybe you guys should give it a shot
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
Maybe you guys should elect a few jokes
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
I'd rather have a country where cities of 100,000 people have clean water.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
Only 37,000 of them matter.
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
*don't
FTFY, friendo. /r/drama is a proudly Mayocide-friendly sub.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
But then who will pay for the welfare?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
With no people people keeping all the minority brothers down, there won't be welfare.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
So we're killing everyone?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
YES
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
This shitposting isn't really going anywhere interesting on either side, is it?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
It's too early in the morning here for me to shitpost, tbh. I'll just call /u/riemann1413 a gigantic cuck-hole instead.
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
Alright, cya later.
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-17
this brutal campaign of cyberbullying will not stand
i informed the admins. best get a lawyer
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
Truth is a defence to defamation, famalam
n/a riemann1413 2017-06-17
i'm not the cuck-hole tho. more accurately, that'd be my SO's hole. in this case, the "gigantic cuck-hole" would really be your mom's arid box.
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
Louis C.K is Mexican.
n/a imprada 2017-06-17
Louis C.K is Mexican.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-17
He was legit drunk when I saw him open for Seinfeld
n/a headasplodes 2017-06-17
How dare you disrespect hannibal
n/a King-Achelexus 2017-06-17
Can't frosby the cosby.
n/a DarkResurgence 2017-06-17
Finally. Maybe networks will throw the Cosby Show back into syndication again.
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
It's on on Friday nights i forget which channel. Not a top channel
n/a godofdae 2017-06-17
Jell-O time!
n/a OniTan 2017-06-17
The jury was unable to come to a decision as they were found unconscious in the deliberation room after their lunch break.
n/a nomad1c 2017-06-17
with their pants at their ankles
n/a FitAndDumb 2017-06-17
Zibbity boo boo!
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-06-17
With the theo, and the RUUUUUUUDY!
n/a SkaterMan 2017-06-17
Fuck I miss that series
n/a take_a_dumpling 2017-06-17
Maybe now they can't put him on trial from raping that drunken lady on the bachelor. I mean I assume it was him. I think he has done all the rapes.
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
That woman didn't get raped either. Both of them were drunk and she grinded on him, then accused him of sexual harassment when she sobered up and got embarassed because she'd been filmed doing it
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
It wasn't
n/a WokeAsFuck 2017-06-17
White privilege?
n/a LLAXIS 2017-06-17
Wealthy privilege
n/a flipkt 2017-06-17
same thing
n/a bleachdrinker34 2017-06-17
If you actually think white means wealthy I have a lovely trailer park for you to visit.
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-06-17
Time to watch 8 Mile again.
n/a mikerhoa 2017-06-17
Eric Andre totally called this:
https://youtu.be/nG77yCESIXo?t=56
n/a originalgrapeninja 2017-06-17
Are you kidding? That wasn't a projection, that was an inciting comment. They're pretty much the basis of that comedians game.
Wrekt.
n/a fidgetspinners420 2017-06-17
What are the odds that it was niggers deadlocking the verdict just like they found OJ not guilty?
n/a ComedicSans 2017-06-17
Worse odds than you being a knuckle-dragging retard with a patchy career in food service ahead of you.
n/a Obskulum 2017-06-17
Thing of it is, it doesn't matter entirely. I don't know if there will be future trial proceedings but i mean, the dude's career is basically ruined. He's a joke now. References to him will always be "lol the rapist guy."
n/a neutralvoter 2017-06-17
People forgave Michael Jackson
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-17
am I too late to the thread to shitpost?
n/a zahlman 2017-06-17
yes
that was gud tho
n/a OnlyRacistOnReddit 2017-06-17
The fact that she took three pills that he said he didn't know what they were probably didn't help her case, but what do I know.
n/a ironicshitpostr 2017-06-17
So you're saying he dindu nuffin?
n/a AmandaBeth4 2017-06-17
Well nothing legally wrong.
n/a thesnakeinthegarden 2017-06-17
you're a fucking hero!
n/a skeetsurfing1984 2017-06-17
Gosh, it's almost like there's a specific rule of evidence that (usually) excludes exactly this sort of thing because it's (usually) unfairly prejudicial to the defendant.
n/a baeb66 2017-06-17
Somewhere OJ is smiling.
n/a BlackPeopleEmoji 2017-06-17
KIDS*kids kids kids*
LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC
KIDS*kids kids kids*
LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC
WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?
POKEMON!
POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*
WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?
POKEMON!
POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*
Y'SEE
THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP, WHICH GIVES EM THE BRAIN DAMAGE
Y'SEE
WITH THEIR HIPPIN AND THE HOPPIN AND THEIR BIPPIN AND THE BOPPIN
SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT, Y'SEE
JAZZ IS LIKE JELLO PUDDING--NO--ACTUALLY IT'S MORE LIKE CODAK FILM
NO--ACTUALLY JAZZ IS LIKE NEW COKE, IT'LL BE AROUND FOREVER, HEHEHEH
(what's the difference between me and you?*me and you me and you me and you*)
POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*
(what's the difference between me and you?*me and you me and you me and you*)
POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*
C'MON LITTLE FELLA, YOU LIKE JUMP ROPE, WHAT D'YOU THINK CANDY IS MADE OUT OF?
POKEMON!
POKEMON?--NO ACTUALLY CANDY IS MORE LIKE CODAK FILM, SEE
HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE, OH I'M GOIN ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP
IT'S OK, TAKE YOUR TIME. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE?
I HAD A BROTHER NAMED STEWIE AND HE USED TO SELL BICYCLES
COO COO C-CHOO!
WHAT YA GOT THERE?
OH!-- A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD!
WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?
POKEMON!
POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*
n/a PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2017-06-17
WHERE ARE THE JELLO JOKES RUUUUUUDY!
n/a WyrmSaint 2017-06-17
Cliff Huxtable, sure. Bill Cosby, no thanks.
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-17
Yeah kinda