BILL COSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!

82  2017-06-17 by LLAXIS

This is an extremely low effort post, but the important thing is that Kanye was right!

BBC News - Bill Cosby case: Judge declares mistrial after jury deadlock

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HEY HEY HEYYYYY!!!!

It's ROOOOOOOOOHYPNOL!

Ay bb, I got a car with a Cessna engine in it. Take these pills and let's fly.

Mistrial =/= innocent and he will be retried. Ppl are idots

It was a mistrial because he is innocent. Educate yourself

women can't be educated you idot

My apologies, I didn't realise that you are sexually disadvantaged

Did you just assume xershes gender you gross sack of fuck?

Quality meme friend, I've never seen that one before

I've never seen that one before

Really? Because I see this meme all the time. Where have you been?

Somewhere with standards

Man. You are on point this entire thread. I'd buy you Reddit gold for your comments but I'm not retarded.

Well, that's sex negativity if I've ever seen it.

Your mom taught me about sex negativity last night. I've never felt so negative about sex in my life.

I can't believe these racists are trying to mansplain to you right now.

Gross.

Excuse me, it's whitesplaining. Mayosplaining is also accepted, because white privilege has no gender.

This is what retards actually believe

This is your brain on patriarchy.

You called?....never mind.

Well he wasn't acquitted, it was a mistrial. He isn't "innocent."

It was a mistrial because they attempted to try an innocent man

Bill may live to see the mayocide redeem him yet.

Lol. I'm not drunk enough for this. "Yes, I admit that I regularly slipped women sedatives and I accept that I fucked that one, but totes not rape, I promise!"

I see that you've bought into the white supremacist lies. Cosby is innocent and the result of this trial proves it

When Bill Cosby goes to prison his rectum will be so badly punished it'll look like one of Dr Huxtable's sweaters. Heard it here first, fam.

I'm FUCking LOLING

I ain't yo fam, cuz.

Acquit Cosby, mayocide now

To summarize: Sheep shagging expert of shitty, unimportant country interjects his opinion on a real country's justice system. Literally no one cares

lol /u/comedicsans btfo

I don't get it. Why didn't this guy get enough tail on regular that he had to slip women drugs?

Why did Jude Law cheat on Sienna Miller with a nanny? Why did Arnie bang his Mexican housekeeper? Famous dudes do stupid shit.

I mean, people in general do. Money just increases the chances to follow through.

It's also a big power trip. Doing whatever you like whenever you like with seemingly no consequences.

I dont blame arnie though

Some men prefer their sexual partners victims not move very much.

Power thing tbh also middle aged married honky-sympathizer ain't exactly pulling models and bottles

Not like the victims were models either

He didn't slip them drugs. He offered drugs in exchange for sex

you try telling a woman to lie complete still, barely breathing and droll while you fuck her! Don't shame my fetish!

He gave them the drugs in exchange for sex. Huge difference.

He didn't admit to "slipping" them anything. They asked him to procure quaaludes, and he did.

They asked him to procure quaaludes, and he did.

He didn't even claim that she knew what quaaludes were on the stand, fam, let alone that she specifically requested them. He could only muster a "I think so".

Anyone who claims to perfectly remember conversations from 40 years ago is a liar, "I think so" is as definitive as possible.

It'd be pretty clear if she asked him to get quaaludes in exchange for sex, even 40 years later. That's not a question of phrasing, she either did or she didn't.

I'm not sure it is that clear. Have you ever asked a woman sheep (sorry, forgot where you come from) up for a nightcap?

That's kosher by the dating / substance use rules of CURRENT_YEAR. But I wouldn't want to wager my freedom on a jury 30-40 years from now -- applying god knows what rules obtain then -- second-guessing acceptable 2010s social mores.

The case that's being tried has to do with Benadryl regardless of what happened with qualudes yeah news lied to you it's not uncommon.the statues of limitations is up on any potential incident with qualudes.

I'm not drunk enough for this.

So you're saying you consent to an argument?

No fighting in the war room.

Innocent until proven guilty.

Legaly sure, not like at 79 and his celebrity status he'd ever see gen pop if he was convicted and sentenced anyways. In the court of public opinion that civil deposition he gave and other public evidence in my opinion he may as well be guilty.

In the court of public opinion that civil deposition he gave and other public evidence in my opinion he may as well be guilty.

But that doesn't matter because he's legally innocent.

And as you said, at 79 he'll never see the inside of a jail cell. I suspect that there won't even be a second trial.

Legaly sure, not like at 79 and his celebrity status he'd ever see gen pop if he was convicted and sentenced anyways.

On the other hand, it would be pretty awesome if he were convicted and then just went all Rorschach once he got in there.

See <smacks lips> here's the thing: You think <bobs head> I'm trapped in here with you. <rolls eyes, as though Theo has misbehaved again> But you <endorses Jello product> are trapped in here <pauses to recall fondly the time "Dr. Huxtable" prescribed some "muscle relaxants" to "Cosby Show" co-star Phylicia Rashad> with me!

I thought he passed 80 yrs old

Women never report rape, not like theres many people who have been jailed on false charges and some on real ones.

Awww poor ickle baby did the mean police question you to find the facts of the case before taking your word for it and executing your ex?...get over it, a man reporting rape probably won't even get the interview let alone the trail, nor is the 100000 systems in place to support him, like there are for you

Who hurt you?

The "justice" system?

The judicial system only hurts those who deserve to be hurt

Ye - No. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56ac0374e4b00b033aaf3da9

That doesn't even account for ridiculous prison terms for minor drug offenses.

Drug users are degenerates and deserve to be incarcerated. You can't uphold the moral wellbeing of an entire society while simultaneously allowing potheads to run rampant

Why aren't you in every thread? You're just so on point.

Looks like we found Chris Christie's reddit account

wew

repeat offenders are the only ones that get the highest sentences for minor offences. this is also why it appears that black men get more time for the same crimes as white men. that's usually because black men are more likely to have a history of crime and therefore be tried with the fullest extent of the law, that and they are also less likely to accept a plea deal.

That doesn't even account for ridiculous prison terms for minor drug offenses.

That's why we need Duterte. You don't see him putting people in jail for drug related offenses.

The systems these retarded entitled women are pretended they don't have, when they do in spades.

But it's okay, I'm dead inside now, I joke about rape to make it okay and climb into slings in sex clubs waiting for guys until daddy loves me finally.

Hi noodles

"Show us on this episode guide where Dr Huxtable touched you."

BBC News

Ok, then.

What did you mean by this?

I think it's pretty obvious. This is news about Big Bill Cosby.

What did you think I meant?

You think Bill is stacked down there? I see him as slightly above average length but super skinny.

Lawyers of Reddit, what did the testimony of Cosby's sexual interaction reveal about his penis size?

6 1/2 but claims 8

6 1/2 but claims 8

If I had a nickle everytime a shemale hooker said this...

... You'd have the same income as a shemale hooker?

It's always three-fifths of what he says it is.

Lawyers of Reddit, what did the testimony of Cosby's sexual interaction reveal about his penis size

I'm thinking his shortcomings are why he knocks them out with the horse tranquilizers, famalam.

Well that ethnicity I think that's the right word usually is.

Lol that statement from Camille. Bill gonna get his puddin pop sucked tonight.

Now maybe we can put Hannibal Burris on trial for some of the performances he has given.

It's not Hannibal's fault that he was born an American. American stand ups can't help being unfunny

I bet you think Eddie Izzard is the height of comedy, absolutely disgusting

I'm genuinely offended that you would say that

My work here is done

Tbh I'm kind of impressed she drag-queened away those vehicular homicide charges.

It's because we Yanks love a good joke.

So much that you elected one.

I'd rather have a country where cities of 100,000 people have clean water.

Only 37,000 of them matter.

*don't

FTFY, friendo. /r/drama is a proudly Mayocide-friendly sub.

But then who will pay for the welfare?

With no people people keeping all the minority brothers down, there won't be welfare.

no people people keeping all the minority brothers down

So we're killing everyone?

YES

This shitposting isn't really going anywhere interesting on either side, is it?

It's too early in the morning here for me to shitpost, tbh. I'll just call /u/riemann1413 a gigantic cuck-hole instead.

Alright, cya later.

this brutal campaign of cyberbullying will not stand

i informed the admins. best get a lawyer

Truth is a defence to defamation, famalam

i'm not the cuck-hole tho. more accurately, that'd be my SO's hole. in this case, the "gigantic cuck-hole" would really be your mom's arid box.

Louis C.K is Mexican.

Louis C.K is Mexican.

He was legit drunk when I saw him open for Seinfeld

How dare you disrespect hannibal

Can't frosby the cosby.

Finally. Maybe networks will throw the Cosby Show back into syndication again.

It's on on Friday nights i forget which channel. Not a top channel

Jell-O time!

The jury was unable to come to a decision as they were found unconscious in the deliberation room after their lunch break.

with their pants at their ankles

Zibbity boo boo!

Fuck I miss that series

Maybe now they can't put him on trial from raping that drunken lady on the bachelor. I mean I assume it was him. I think he has done all the rapes.

That woman didn't get raped either. Both of them were drunk and she grinded on him, then accused him of sexual harassment when she sobered up and got embarassed because she'd been filmed doing it

It wasn't

White privilege?

Wealthy privilege

same thing

If you actually think white means wealthy I have a lovely trailer park for you to visit.

Time to watch 8 Mile again.

Eric Andre totally called this:

https://youtu.be/nG77yCESIXo?t=56

Are you kidding? That wasn't a projection, that was an inciting comment. They're pretty much the basis of that comedians game.

Wrekt.

What are the odds that it was niggers deadlocking the verdict just like they found OJ not guilty?

Worse odds than you being a knuckle-dragging retard with a patchy career in food service ahead of you.

Thing of it is, it doesn't matter entirely. I don't know if there will be future trial proceedings but i mean, the dude's career is basically ruined. He's a joke now. References to him will always be "lol the rapist guy."

People forgave Michael Jackson

yes

that was gud tho

The fact that she took three pills that he said he didn't know what they were probably didn't help her case, but what do I know.

So you're saying he dindu nuffin?

Well nothing legally wrong.

you're a fucking hero!

Why women don't report: 60 women give the same account of Bill Cosby and a jury still can't agree that he raped anyone.

... the jury chose to believe Bill Cosby over the collective voice of 60 women. SIXTY. WOMEN. #WhyWomenDontReport

Gosh, it's almost like there's a specific rule of evidence that (usually) excludes exactly this sort of thing because it's (usually) unfairly prejudicial to the defendant.

Rule 404. Character Evidence; Crimes or Other Acts.

(b) Crimes, Wrongs or Other Acts.

(1) Prohibited Uses. Evidence of a crime, wrong, or other act is not admissible to prove a person’s character in order to show that on a particular occasion the person acted in accordance with the character.

(2) Permitted Uses. This evidence may be admissible for another purpose, such as proving motive, opportunity, intent, preparation, plan, knowledge, identity, absence of mistake, or lack of accident. In a criminal case this evidence is admissible only if the probative value of the evidence outweighs its potential for unfair prejudice.

Somewhere OJ is smiling.

KIDS*kids kids kids*

LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC

KIDS*kids kids kids*

LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC

WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?

POKEMON!

POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*

WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?

POKEMON!

POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*

Y'SEE

THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP, WHICH GIVES EM THE BRAIN DAMAGE

Y'SEE

WITH THEIR HIPPIN AND THE HOPPIN AND THEIR BIPPIN AND THE BOPPIN

SO THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE JAZZ IS ALL ABOUT, Y'SEE

JAZZ IS LIKE JELLO PUDDING--NO--ACTUALLY IT'S MORE LIKE CODAK FILM

NO--ACTUALLY JAZZ IS LIKE NEW COKE, IT'LL BE AROUND FOREVER, HEHEHEH

(what's the difference between me and you?*me and you me and you me and you*)

POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*

(what's the difference between me and you?*me and you me and you me and you*)

POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*

C'MON LITTLE FELLA, YOU LIKE JUMP ROPE, WHAT D'YOU THINK CANDY IS MADE OUT OF?

POKEMON!

POKEMON?--NO ACTUALLY CANDY IS MORE LIKE CODAK FILM, SEE

HERE I GO, DOWN THE SLOPE, OH I'M GOIN ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP

IT'S OK, TAKE YOUR TIME. DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE?

I HAD A BROTHER NAMED STEWIE AND HE USED TO SELL BICYCLES

COO COO C-CHOO!

WHAT YA GOT THERE?

OH!-- A BIG STUPID DOO DOO HEAD!

WHUDDU LIEK TO PLAY?

POKEMON!

POKEMON?*POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON*

WHERE ARE THE JELLO JOKES RUUUUUUDY!

Cliff Huxtable, sure. Bill Cosby, no thanks.

Yeah kinda