at 3 am all public parks should be designated for sex

15  2017-06-17 by bleepis

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Sure then the next day you take your kid to the park and there's a ton of aids filled condoms all around.

And then, your retard kid puts down their fidget spinner for a minute and picks up the condom. Asks you what it is. Then you have to have 'the talk' with your 8-year old kid about bussy, fisting, BDSM (heavy and light), leather daddies, bears, twinks, proper bathhouse glory hole etiquette, and then he puts the condom in his mouth, thinking it is candy and blam! pediatric aids.

hey now, that might be the best source of protein those kids get all day

Sounds like a good way to get the next generation into pozzing.

Thank you for tackling the real problem we face, sex in parks, purple guy.

purple usually has their stuff together but I really don't understand how they correlated "don't fuck in public it's weird" to "I secretly think leather daddies should be banned from gay pride, a parade where a bunch of gays run around half naked"

idgi this whole argument is just based on the obviously false assumption that wandering into a gay leather orgy isnt a necessary part of childhood development

if you didn't ogle the lesbian couple participating in some sort of bdsm activity involving one woman leading the other around by her nipple tassels at NYC pride you simply didn't have a childhood, tbqfh :/

this but unironically

oh, same

How else do you learn about sex without stumbling across a guy taking his "dog" for a walk in the woods with a few mates.

So faggots are poor people now and can't afford a motel room for an hour?

faggots have always been poor. that's how you got the pride parade. a bunch of broke gay transsexuals broke some windows in protest of the straights.

Gay kristallnacht?

I think the attraction is random buttsex with a stranger. Who might be married, in the closet or whatever. Maybe even a trannie. Just meet up, get/give a beej or bussy, then go on about your merry way.

Saunas are great, for the price of a few cups of coffee you have a place to chill in a jacuzzi with it all hanging out and get laid. Then walk out the door of the place in shame...can't beat it.

In Turkey or somewhere, I don't know Sweden?

They exist in america most European countries including the UK. They aren't obvious but they exist all over the place.

I've used an all night sauna a few times as a cheaper alternative to a motel. admittedly not great for sleeping.

Curing AIDS was a mistake.

This is some TiA level stuff.

oddly enough i got it off a TiA-esque page. the post generating this was some ugly white girl asking the community at large if they were daddy dom friendly. queue a bunch of autistic girls claiming they had to have some skinny chinless neckbeard spank them in order to deal with having been molested by their uncles when they were five and a bunch of trans girls and lesbians reacting explosively in disgust

So....what are you doing at the autistic corners of facebook?

being autistic

Fair enough.

Whatever page is lumping all these people together, I want in.

sorry, worthless Tumblr people only

Why would being molested make them want to be abused? I was molested and now I enjoy sadism as a way to cover up that pain. Why relive it as the victim instead of the violator?

i mean everyone deals with their stuff differently but i wish they would deal with it in private instead of wanting to run around in public wearing tshirts that say "i got fucked by my dad and i think that's hot now" or whatever it is "kinksters" want to normalize

DESIGNATED SHITTING FUCKING PARKS

We need to bring back gay bashing tbqh.

only if we can legally tar and feather weebs

This, but without the gay bashing

same