I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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And for me anti-depressants cause suicidal thought en masse.

implying that's a bad thing

He's as bad as a junky I once knew. Holy shit how are people this delusional.

My friend claimed it was safer than alcohol cause opium is "100% natural"

Arsenic is an element that's formed that's been around before earth, even! Nothing could be more natural!

I heard the lead water in Flint is pretty damn natural.

lead is a natural element, too! I got a special device that injects it directly into the organs from a range of 50 meters.

I don't know how much heroin costs, but I get a month's supply of generic SNRI and amphetamine for $15.

So yeah, there's that.

u/serioussmoker this but unironically.

It's true. Heroin can solve his depression. He just needs to take more. A really big dose.

It worked for all these celebrities surely it can work for him!

Heroin also cured my autism, truly a miracle drug

Heroin can put an end to literally any illness that may afflict you. All you'll need is a sufficiently large dose and you'll never have to worry about any ailment again.

It is truly a wonder dug.

"Clean heroin"

Jesus fucking christ

I'm sorry, are you too stupid to understand the world clean and the implications with regards to street drugs?

If clean coal is a thing, why stop there?

dude should at least take one of the illegal drugs that actually shows promise for this shit, like ketamine or psilocybin

What are you a catholic school girl?

LSD up your urethra and a line of bath salts is the way to roll.

tru, I'm boring af

i lied actually, I tried weed once in college and fucking violently hated it, so I've never tried anything else.

I'd probably like opiates ir benzos but there's a 100% chance I'd get addicted tbh

that shit'll cure something, that's for sure

how do i get the bathsalts up my dick, tho?

He has a responsibility to his kid which includes not dying from being a drug addict.

or maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, maybe that's the best way to fulfill his responsibilities. Enough drugs and that kids might end up with brand new, loving, non-doped to shit dad. That's sort of a good thing, right?

Wait... is ketamine hard to find now? it used to be pretty easy when I was a young dipshit.

So...yesterday?

Still a dipshit/dumbshit. haven't been young for a bit.

This guy had a daughter.

Goddamnit, why don't he just die already so that his daughter will get adopted by a much more loving and sane father