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"We don't hold any malice to the boy and his father or carer," she said.

He punched your fucking toddler in the fucking head you numb twat.

Thank Christ there are a few "no harm no foul" People left. Kid's fine, assailant was retarded. I'm proud as fuck of these parents for having a tiny bit of perspective.

I'm retarded, so I'm going to come punch your baby in the side of the head and it'll be fine okay?

If it doesn't get hurt yeah, you're good. If it gets hurt I'd probably beat you more retarded.

Theo began vomiting later that afternoon and spent the night in Starship Hospital. Doctors weren't sure if it was due to the punch or an unrelated viral infection, Ms Maddern said.

Yeah I'm sure the baby totally didn't get a concussion from a large Aussie mongoloid fistbumping it in the dome.

You've never had a toddler have you? They throw up because you look at them funny.

Yeah. What do you want him to do? Just kinda seethe?

I'm retarded

Yes, we know.

Why do you think I said it, shitstain?

I'm retarded

Yes, we know.

I'm retarded

Yes, we know.

I'm retarded

Yes, we know.

I'm retarded

Yes, we know.

we arent an instantly sue/shoot kinda country.

The toddler probably had it coming

Father Shane Maddren shared in a Facebook post that 18-month-old Theodore "took it like the champ he is"

i feel like this family has their priorities in the wrong place. just maybe.

In NZ, they're not letting their boys get pussified like in the US. Learning take a punch right is a life skill that too many of our boys aren't learning anymore.

It's 'cause of their inferiority complex with Ausland. They're mad their country's not as dangerous so they have to make it dangerous. 's why the Maori ate each other. Sad really.

They're just not pussies.

/r/drama user

Smart call being subtle, otherwise /u/ComedicSans would probably sue you.

Autists attacking young children is incredibly common. Here's a few examples that (((they))) couldn't cover up.

http://komonews.com/news/local/autistic-man-who-allegedly-attacked-young-child-not-arrested

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3002230/Autistic-teenager-supervised-trip-attacked-sleeping-three-month-old-baby-pram-clawed-face-leaving-bruised-bleeding.html

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Lawsuit-Over-Boy-with-Autisms-Alleged-Attacks-Heads-to-Trial-363425721.html

http://i.imgur.com/ZGiPG.gif - http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/689452/man-kicks-young-boy-didn-t-expect-this-to-happen-imgur-viral

That explains why the people at /r/childfree sound liek they're on the spectrum.

After a quick look, I'd say it's 50% autists and 50% BPD/NPD twats jealous of the attention people give kids.

Shit, I'm starting to like autsies.

WTF language is she speaking? Sounds like she's trying to speak with a dick in her mouth. Also I'm pretty sure that toddler asked for it, and the retard who punched him was just standing his ground.

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Great job, MSN

Fuck that toddler, he had it coming.