Guys can not understand why his roommate refuses to be best friends.
78 2017-06-20 by savantfool
Gal with social shyness lowers rent in her condo to find her new best friend. Girl who is a sweet kid isn't friendly enough towards her roomate so now she needs to go.
Today in: This girl tries to buy a bestie
**"Essentially, I'm in a very tough professional program in an outrageously expensive city. My parents are fairly well-off and decided to invest in a condo that I could live in while studying here. They bought a two-bedroom unit so that they could have a place to stay when they visit but they never visit so I, feeling lonely in the place and somewhat lonely in general asked if I could rent it out below market price to someone that I was compatible with, hopefully making a good friend out of it.
I placed a few ads at my school and after many showings to people who I just didn't click with, I ended up responding to a girl "Zoe" who is a year below me in my program. When she first came to visit the place, it was obvious that we had very different personalities so I was tripping out at how much we clicked. I'm shy. I'm quiet. I'm insecure and anxious . Zoe talked like she owned the place, looked me right in the eye and actually listened when I spoke, and made me feel like we had been best friends forever right off the bat. I have never instantly felt so comfortable with someone so I was freaking excited for her to move in just to be clear. But fuck. I didn't realize she's like that with EVERYONE. I feel almost cheated. We're both super busy with school, clubs, studying, and volunteering so I knew we wouldn't be hanging out every day but I figured we'd have meals together often, just chill when we were both home, go out from time to time, study together. I barely see her and when I do she either has a friend over or she is on the phone. She doesn't text so she is ALWAYS on the phone with friends, family, extended family, family friends, the school janitor probably. I wake up, she's already up maybe going for a jog, preparing breakfast, doesn't matter what, she's on the phone. I come home and she's already there, guaranteed she's on the phone or deep in conversation with a guest. And as soon as one call finishes, another one starts or someone shows up or she's going out. It's like she can never actually be on her own.
I do give her credit because she never even glances at her phone when we're doing something together like watching a movie or at a restaurant and she is the kindest person, making a huge deal out of my birthday and sharing everything she has. But I didn't know I'd have to schedule "dates" just to have a bit of time with my roommate. And even when we do go out of course we run into ten people she knows. I swear the last time we went out, she gave the bus driver a hug because somehow she knew he was expecting a baby. Am I crazy for wanting to change roommates? What can I do to shake these ugly feelings towards her?
Tl:dr - I want to find another roommate because my current one is way too social for my tastes but I feel really bad about it "**
She gets even creepier in his comment replys.
/u/elppaapple have u tried locking her in her room yet so she has to be friends with you when u want
Edited: for MISGENDERING
44 comments
n/a SnapshillBot 2017-06-20
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n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-20
She has not.
n/a Xx_incel_xX 2017-06-20
Why do you keep calling he a guy?
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Because aparently I misread her into a guy. Duh
n/a IvankaTrumpIsMyWaifu 2017-06-20
Understandable when it's a female incel, which basically don't/can't exist
n/a CucksLoveTrump 2017-06-20
Wow this reads like an incel post
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Nah incels don't believe girls can be incel,.
n/a pizzashill 2017-06-20
It's pretty fucking hard to be a female incel.
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-20
That and most guys would fuck a beached whale if it had tits and ass.
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-20
Naw man "Society" is being unfair to Men incels because Women being creepy and socially retarded is a literal Fetish the Japanese already have a name for.
Millions of Years of Evolution is of course Societies fault.
Of course maybe i'm giving too much credit to the country that brought us
" Real Monster Girls have Curves "
n/a MegaSeedsInYourBum 2017-06-20
1) What isn't a fetish for the Japanese?
2) Is that a monster asking out a mostly eaten corpse?
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-20
No, that would be crazy.
It's a mostly eaten guy asking a monster out.
He's a superchad who asks her what's the difference between dating and being friends if they aren't having sex.
I guess in this metaphor the Monster is a female Incel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIfiW-Ojz0w
n/a ip_127_0_0_1 2017-06-20
Looking at their birth rate - actually having children.
n/a SirEvilMoustache 2017-06-20
I dunno, it definitley looks like having children is a fetish in Japan, considering all the goddamn lolis.
n/a OniTan 2017-06-20
They're worked so hard the only action a lot of guys get is copping a feel in the subway.
n/a SpinningNipples 2017-06-20
I give it a month before roomate girl gets stabbed and skinned by this creep.
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Locked away in a basement with daily hourly talks about their friendships.
That girl doesnt even see how she is overbearing
n/a lifesbrink 2017-06-20
Your pronouns read like a crazy person wrote this
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-20
I've got the perfect Meme for this situation
http://i.imgur.com/ZJHRexk.jpg
Now I wait for a chance to use my SuperNiche Businessman with a Noose Memes
http://imgur.com/gallery/44bCd
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
the first person today to make me laugh. Thanks
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-06-20
Do you have an album of this guy? https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Hide-the-Pain-Harold.jpg
n/a Imgur_Lurker 2017-06-20
http://i.imgur.com/tRlvbU1.jpg ?
http://imgur.com/gallery/KjtbV
http://imgur.com/search?q=Harold
n/a iceberglettuce1 2017-06-20
Damn. You really do lurk there a lot...
I love you.
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
TRIGGERED
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-20
Why is it a woman then a man then a woman?? You realise you can edit this?
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-06-20
It's because they are gender fluid. Shitlord.
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-20
You can't edit titles.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-20
You think I don't know that? Edit the fucking body
n/a SamWhite 2017-06-20
Then the title will still be wrong and everyone will be left with a lasting monument to the futility of trying to do anything.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-20
Blah blah
n/a doughboy011 2017-06-20
Don't talk to your dad like that young man
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Yea who's your daddy biatch?
n/a doughboy011 2017-06-20
Dad stop trying to disown me
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Most people are smart enough to figure it out
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Where is a misgender in the body left
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Cant edit the headline where I said Guy
n/a Tar-mairon 2017-06-20
All drama aside, I feel pretty bad for the OP. Being a young college student can be really tough, especially if you're in a new area.
Nevermind. Psycho needs to get a hobby that isn't stalking.
You're in the city, /u/elppaapple. Go find some fun shit to do in your free time. That's how you make friends.
n/a Time_to_Drink 2017-06-20
/u/elppaapple have you thought about investing in one of these? Or maybe one of these?
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
both valid besties
n/a CarnistHappyCamp 2017-06-20
The amazing part is that, for perhaps the first time ever, /r/relationships is actually giving sane comments.
n/a Teresa_May 2017-06-20
I'll take your roomie if you don't want her, /u/elppaapple.
n/a halfback910 2017-06-20
It seems like you switched half the pronouns so now I don't even know which ones are correct.
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
booohoo pronouns dont even matter in this story of unrequited friendship
n/a doughboy011 2017-06-20
Mom and dad can buy you almost anything but they can't buy you friends
n/a krautkid 2017-06-20
Reverse Single White Female, why I never.
n/a Cloacalla_Festival 2017-06-20
FRIENDZONED! Ha ha
n/a OrangeDahlias 2017-06-20
The OP in that thread is a fucking degenerate.
Like, I've met some charmless fucks in my life, but she takes the thrown, crown, and sceptre.
n/a savantfool 2017-06-20
Yea it is all kinds creepy and disgusting