Guys can not understand why his roommate refuses to be best friends.

78  2017-06-20 by savantfool

Gal with social shyness lowers rent in her condo to find her new best friend. Girl who is a sweet kid isn't friendly enough towards her roomate so now she needs to go.

Today in: This girl tries to buy a bestie

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6ia6a5/i_24f_want_to_kick_out_my_roommate_23f_of_6ish/

**"Essentially, I'm in a very tough professional program in an outrageously expensive city. My parents are fairly well-off and decided to invest in a condo that I could live in while studying here. They bought a two-bedroom unit so that they could have a place to stay when they visit but they never visit so I, feeling lonely in the place and somewhat lonely in general asked if I could rent it out below market price to someone that I was compatible with, hopefully making a good friend out of it.

I placed a few ads at my school and after many showings to people who I just didn't click with, I ended up responding to a girl "Zoe" who is a year below me in my program. When she first came to visit the place, it was obvious that we had very different personalities so I was tripping out at how much we clicked. I'm shy. I'm quiet. I'm insecure and anxious . Zoe talked like she owned the place, looked me right in the eye and actually listened when I spoke, and made me feel like we had been best friends forever right off the bat. I have never instantly felt so comfortable with someone so I was freaking excited for her to move in just to be clear. But fuck. I didn't realize she's like that with EVERYONE. I feel almost cheated. We're both super busy with school, clubs, studying, and volunteering so I knew we wouldn't be hanging out every day but I figured we'd have meals together often, just chill when we were both home, go out from time to time, study together. I barely see her and when I do she either has a friend over or she is on the phone. She doesn't text so she is ALWAYS on the phone with friends, family, extended family, family friends, the school janitor probably. I wake up, she's already up maybe going for a jog, preparing breakfast, doesn't matter what, she's on the phone. I come home and she's already there, guaranteed she's on the phone or deep in conversation with a guest. And as soon as one call finishes, another one starts or someone shows up or she's going out. It's like she can never actually be on her own.

I do give her credit because she never even glances at her phone when we're doing something together like watching a movie or at a restaurant and she is the kindest person, making a huge deal out of my birthday and sharing everything she has. But I didn't know I'd have to schedule "dates" just to have a bit of time with my roommate. And even when we do go out of course we run into ten people she knows. I swear the last time we went out, she gave the bus driver a hug because somehow she knew he was expecting a baby. Am I crazy for wanting to change roommates? What can I do to shake these ugly feelings towards her?

Tl:dr - I want to find another roommate because my current one is way too social for my tastes but I feel really bad about it "**

She gets even creepier in his comment replys.

/u/elppaapple have u tried locking her in her room yet so she has to be friends with you when u want

Edited: for MISGENDERING

44 comments

She has not.

Why do you keep calling he a guy?

Because aparently I misread her into a guy. Duh

Understandable when it's a female incel, which basically don't/can't exist

Wow this reads like an incel post

Nah incels don't believe girls can be incel,.

It's pretty fucking hard to be a female incel.

That and most guys would fuck a beached whale if it had tits and ass.

Naw man "Society" is being unfair to Men incels because Women being creepy and socially retarded is a literal Fetish the Japanese already have a name for.

Millions of Years of Evolution is of course Societies fault.

Of course maybe i'm giving too much credit to the country that brought us

" Real Monster Girls have Curves "

1) What isn't a fetish for the Japanese?

2) Is that a monster asking out a mostly eaten corpse?

No, that would be crazy.

It's a mostly eaten guy asking a monster out.

He's a superchad who asks her what's the difference between dating and being friends if they aren't having sex.

I guess in this metaphor the Monster is a female Incel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIfiW-Ojz0w

1) What isn't a fetish for the Japanese?

Looking at their birth rate - actually having children.

I dunno, it definitley looks like having children is a fetish in Japan, considering all the goddamn lolis.

They're worked so hard the only action a lot of guys get is copping a feel in the subway.

I give it a month before roomate girl gets stabbed and skinned by this creep.

Locked away in a basement with daily hourly talks about their friendships.

That girl doesnt even see how she is overbearing

Your pronouns read like a crazy person wrote this

I'm in a very tough professional program

I've got the perfect Meme for this situation

http://i.imgur.com/ZJHRexk.jpg

Now I wait for a chance to use my SuperNiche Businessman with a Noose Memes

http://imgur.com/gallery/44bCd

the first person today to make me laugh. Thanks

Do you have an album of this guy? https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Hide-the-Pain-Harold.jpg

Damn. You really do lurk there a lot...

I love you.

TRIGGERED

Why is it a woman then a man then a woman?? You realise you can edit this?

It's because they are gender fluid. Shitlord.

You can't edit titles.

You think I don't know that? Edit the fucking body

Then the title will still be wrong and everyone will be left with a lasting monument to the futility of trying to do anything.

Blah blah

Don't talk to your dad like that young man

Yea who's your daddy biatch?

Dad stop trying to disown me

Most people are smart enough to figure it out

Where is a misgender in the body left

Cant edit the headline where I said Guy

All drama aside, I feel pretty bad for the OP. Being a young college student can be really tough, especially if you're in a new area.

24f

in the city

Nevermind. Psycho needs to get a hobby that isn't stalking.

You're in the city, /u/elppaapple. Go find some fun shit to do in your free time. That's how you make friends.

/u/elppaapple have you thought about investing in one of these? Or maybe one of these?

both valid besties

The amazing part is that, for perhaps the first time ever, /r/relationships is actually giving sane comments.

I'll take your roomie if you don't want her, /u/elppaapple.

It seems like you switched half the pronouns so now I don't even know which ones are correct.

booohoo pronouns dont even matter in this story of unrequited friendship

Mom and dad can buy you almost anything but they can't buy you friends

Reverse Single White Female, why I never.

FRIENDZONED! Ha ha

I swear the last time we went out, she gave the bus driver a hug because somehow she knew he was expecting a baby.

The OP in that thread is a fucking degenerate.

Like, I've met some charmless fucks in my life, but she takes the thrown, crown, and sceptre.

Yea it is all kinds creepy and disgusting