An oxymoron (usual plural oxymorons, more rarely oxymora) is a rhetorical device that uses an ostensible self-contradiction to illustrate a rhetorical point or to reveal a paradox.[1][2] A more general meaning of "contradiction in terms" (not necessarily for rhetoric effect) is recorded by the OED for 1902.[3]
Lol "most". That's a bit much. Some are, and I get that they aren't mutually exclusive, but /u/scatmunchies is literally saying the act of finding a woman attractive is misogynistic in and of itself. Which is insanity.
I wouldn't say that to her in person because I don't know her and there's no context in which it would make sense. However, if I saw a picture like this of a female friend, and she's sitting next to me, I don't see what the problem is with saying "Oh, I thought you were topless on this at first! ...Too bad!" or something.
People with standards generally become friends first instead of sticking their dicks into total strangers and don't find herpes an acceptable disease to live with.
Fam only wanting to be hit on by hot people is a 2 way street, sorry.
Nah guys love being hit on by fat girls, you must be female or retarded, same thing really anyway.
You are 100% a virgin bro. Telling a girl you want to see her topless slyly like that is a ordinary example of flirting. It's something guys do when they actually have the balls to make it obvious they want to bang. You're the only incel who doesn't realise
lol, do you not understand context and sexual tension? I mean, you're a girl who browses /r/drama so you're clearly a female incel anyway so it's not surprising you have little to zero understanding of anything sexual.
A guy telling his friend he wishes he'd seen a pic of her topless. It could literally mean anything and youre getting super butthurt in any normal setting id find it unrealistic.
You're reading way far into a reddit comment I didn't take the light of day to interpret 2 different ways.
It's not the da vinci code haha.
So what? I don't want guys talking to my face about my boobs because it's creepy. I can imagine most women feel the same way, there's literally an entire movement around vulgar unwanted advances from men.
In the context where Im with my boyfriend or potential love interest it makes sense. But someone I consider my friend it is weird. Why is that super triggering to you to the point where you call me a liar?
Is that something people do? Feel so insecure to the point where they go online and lie about what sexual conduct is appropriate to them? The psychology doesn't really check out. But what do I know??? Here I am carrying on in r/drama. Ive never understood bitching about but the subs people post in. I always saw it but never thought I'd be on the receiving end of that argument.
I don't use this word seriously often but you are TRIGGERED over innocent flirting. Did no one tell you envy is one of the seven sins?Get a grip and please please release the poor fuck in your basement too.
Your fucking essays on how "creepy" mild flirting is. I know it's a foreign concept to you but guys who want to bang a chick test the waters using "jokes" like this before fucking occurs.
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n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
/u/DoElephantsLayEggs look up the word oxymoron, you fucking mongoloid.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxymoron
An oxymoron (usual plural oxymorons, more rarely oxymora) is a rhetorical device that uses an ostensible self-contradiction to illustrate a rhetorical point or to reveal a paradox.[1][2] A more general meaning of "contradiction in terms" (not necessarily for rhetoric effect) is recorded by the OED for 1902.[3]
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n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
There's no contradiction between finding a woman attractive and being misogynistic. You can do both, simultaneously.
Also, elephants don't lay eggs.
n/a DoElephantsLayEggs 2017-06-20
Haha ok my dude. Every straight male is misogynistic 👍
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
i mean most of them yeah
n/a DoElephantsLayEggs 2017-06-20
Lol "most". That's a bit much. Some are, and I get that they aren't mutually exclusive, but /u/scatmunchies is literally saying the act of finding a woman attractive is misogynistic in and of itself. Which is insanity.
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
sharing your stupid opinion nobody asked for (besides other lonely neckbeards) about a woman's ass is misogynistic.
n/a DoElephantsLayEggs 2017-06-20
Ok have fun in your world where everything is offensive bye
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
ok i will thanks baby i love you you da best man fuck you're so hot holy shit fuck me dude fuck me in the ass
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
Both of your parents were downies, weren't they?
n/a DoElephantsLayEggs 2017-06-20
That's mighty ableist of you, scumbag.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
Post bussy, I want to see some retard bussy.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
No, you stupid fuck. You can both be a misogynist and find a woman attractive. I do it all the time. Jesus Christ, how are you even able to breathe?
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
There is no correlation either.
n/a scatmunchies 2017-06-20
Torn? Post pics.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-20
Yes and Penis in Vagina intercourse is always rape.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-20
more like "BETTER RIM KIM" amirite?
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-20
This but unironically. I'd like to see her les out with Charlize Theron for some reason.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
I smell bullshit.
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
That'd be how men treat women who are hot, not fat drama hefers. It's called flirting.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Yeah i forgot women love it when men who call themselves their "friends" comment about how much they wanna see them topless.
Fam only wanting to be hit on by hot people is a 2 way street, sorry.
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
People with standards generally become friends first instead of sticking their dicks into total strangers and don't find herpes an acceptable disease to live with.
Nah guys love being hit on by fat girls, you must be female or retarded, same thing really anyway.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Oh. sorry. Me or my friends dont like being hit on by ugly people. I guess we've never had to stoop that low.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Why are you so upset i dont find this scenario this guy presented as realistic.
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
Upset? I am just purging my home of /r/all immigrants as the drama god intended.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
I have been on drama a long time. i just got a new account
n/a NetWWWWWWWWWWWorking 2017-06-20
but hot men only hit on hot women 🤔🤔🤔
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Well either way i dont have to worry about being hit on by an ugly person.
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-20
I dunno, someone with just enough self esteem might come along and say "well she certainly isn't out of MY league!"
I'm rooting for you.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
u/john_ketch really likes me so i guess i have hope
n/a Wraith_GraveSpell 2017-06-20
If /u/john_ketch is your only viable option, I'd recommend staying an incel.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
why he's such a ketch
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
do you people get off on being purposely stupid or something
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
Get the fuck out of here and don't come back until you're a broken human being with interesting things to say.
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
you dont have to be a misogynistic asshole to be broken :)
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
Factually incorrect.
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
Go away paella nigger.
n/a backltrack 2017-06-20
Who let you back in here?
n/a fajardo99 2017-06-20
the idiots who always ping me in this stupid subreddit
n/a backltrack 2017-06-20
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
You are 100% a virgin bro. Telling a girl you want to see her topless slyly like that is a ordinary example of flirting. It's something guys do when they actually have the balls to make it obvious they want to bang. You're the only incel who doesn't realise
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Or im a girl who finds it gross and unwanted.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
That's because no one is flirting with you.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Well if being really creepy and awkward is what you call flirting I'm not gonna cry about it.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
lol, do you not understand context and sexual tension? I mean, you're a girl who browses /r/drama so you're clearly a female incel anyway so it's not surprising you have little to zero understanding of anything sexual.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
The situation i posted had no context.
A guy telling his friend he wishes he'd seen a pic of her topless. It could literally mean anything and youre getting super butthurt in any normal setting id find it unrealistic.
You're reading way far into a reddit comment I didn't take the light of day to interpret 2 different ways.
It's not the da vinci code haha.
So what? I don't want guys talking to my face about my boobs because it's creepy. I can imagine most women feel the same way, there's literally an entire movement around vulgar unwanted advances from men.
In the context where Im with my boyfriend or potential love interest it makes sense. But someone I consider my friend it is weird. Why is that super triggering to you to the point where you call me a liar?
Is that something people do? Feel so insecure to the point where they go online and lie about what sexual conduct is appropriate to them? The psychology doesn't really check out. But what do I know??? Here I am carrying on in r/drama. Ive never understood bitching about but the subs people post in. I always saw it but never thought I'd be on the receiving end of that argument.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
I don't use this word seriously often but you are TRIGGERED over innocent flirting. Did no one tell you envy is one of the seven sins?Get a grip and please please release the poor fuck in your basement too.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Evidenced by???
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
Your fucking essays on how "creepy" mild flirting is. I know it's a foreign concept to you but guys who want to bang a chick test the waters using "jokes" like this before fucking occurs.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Oh well i guess you're right. Im just lying about my feelings to you and myself, random person online.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
I'm glad we can agree, bitch.
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Ti hope we can be friends now <3
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
Send femussy
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
I tried to explain this but she may have aspergers or something I don't know.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
Honestly, this is also my guess. You have to repeat stuff like this to actual autists before they feign understanding.
n/a John_Ketch 2017-06-20
They said they were a he LOL
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
n/a Sebaceous_Sebacious 2017-06-20
Nobody likes you
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Im crying
n/a NetWWWWWWWWWWWorking 2017-06-20
hey friend I think I realize the problem. Let me help you out there.
You aren't attractive.
Slight sexual tension and flirting between friends isn't actually uncommon--but maybe for a lolcow it is.
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
Overconfident girl who's never been in a fight #493472
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Yeah it was an exaggeration i do that a lot. Thats why i like r/drama
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
What's your cup size?
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
A
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
KYS
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
That link goes nowhere but it says pepe so im sensing some closeted naziism here
n/a JasonJewnova 2017-06-20
Bitch you gotta click the comment you silly ho.
Still <3 u tho
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Ewwwwww
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
She wont be so confident going out with a broken nose I'm sure.
n/a Hammer_of_truthiness 2017-06-20
>redditor for 2 months
Everyone who has responded seriously to this account is autistic and needs to kts yesterday
n/a Chin_Up_Chick 2017-06-20
Go away
n/a I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2017-06-20
You know I picked them out of the crowd for being an actual legitimate retard right? I thought you could spot your own SRDines.