Did you know that the bathtub was first marketed in north america as a horse trough and dog scalder?

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Fascinating.

I wish you'd show me the courtesy you ask me to show you

If I ask you to fuck my ass, will you let me fuck your ass after /u/meslier1986?

You can always count on me, sir!

Not likely.

That's homophobic and to be honest I'm going to drop in racist just to be sure.

You're racist and homophobic /u/meslier1986.

Thanks.

Pretty homophobic not to want to fuck my ass fam

Not sufficiently original. This one gets 1/4 stars.

Just fuck my ass 1/4th of the way and you won't be a homophobe fam

Everyone needs to report this racist and homophobic ass cancer to the mods

Oh, this brings the level of harassment up a notch. Congrats.

Dude the mods will be among those doing the reporting, then if there's any good ones they'll post them publicly. Report yourself for being a Jew or something, get in the screenshot.

Boring. 1 out of 4 stars.

He might be on the spectrum, going by xir reaction.

It's not fun to call him a retard.

Call him a virgin tankie who's into Steven universe to a creepy extent.

1. I'm certainly not a vrigin.
2. What the F is Steven universe? Is that a band?

ohno its retarded

This one doesn't deserve any stars. Come on, be more original. Earn those points.

I'm certainly not a vrigin.

Why, because being a virgin somehow is a bad thing for a male-identified person? Wooooooooow. Okay, wow. Because having sex is the most important thing to prove your patriarchal "masculinity?"

You have a lot of work to do. Check yourself. Do better.

Good job on impersonating SJ folks. This was more of an original response than a lot of the other folks here.

Good job on impersonating SJ niggers.

Uhhhhh, nice job trying to ninja-edit, but everyone already saw your original comment. WOW. Joking aside, that's beyond not cool. Do your SJ friends know that you use racial slurs?

Just because you're talking to people in the alt-right does NOT make it okay to say that word, even if you're trying to be "edgy" or "ironic" or "prove a point."

I'm not joking at this point. You took it way too far and showed your true colors.

Very original. Nice move on creating a fake edit history. 4/4 stars.

Congrats. You're on the top of the pack now. Let's see if you can keep up your high score.

Nothing "fake" about it. Way to gaslight a woman.

Go be misogynistic, racist and homophobic somewhere else. We're trying to have fun here, not actually be oppressive to marginalized people

You're earning your keep, though this was less original than your previous attempts because it was derivative. 3.5/4 stars this time.

Of course he's not a virgin. He's a male feminist ally. There's no telling how many women he's victimized.

I just received some DMs saying that /u/meslier1986 is actually a known rapist.

That's who we're dealing with. A rapist who says the n-word. I'm actually kind of sick.

Literally shaking rn.

Someone call lena Dunham.

Oh god everyone in that thread deserves ass cancer.

Aw /u/meslier1986 is a bitch ass pussy

Thanks. Do you want a cookie for your your originality?

Only if it contains bacon and is served by a bald eagle.

That sounds both patriotic and delicious. On second thought, you should probably scrap the eagle -- they might carry diseases/parasites.

niiiiiiiiiice

1. I never said I was triggered. I wasn't.
2. My preferred pronoun is "he", but I guess you're too lazy to find out.
3. Your various attempts to antagonize me (for the lulz, I guess?) is not going to work. I don't fight with children.

I never said I was triggered. I wasn't.

Yeah and you never said you were a wimpy little bitch either but you still are

My preferred pronoun is "he", but I guess you're too lazy to find out.

Urgh fuck outta here with your "preferred pronoun" retardation

Your various attempts to antagonize me (for the lulz, I guess?) is not going to work.

It already has my dude

I don't fight with children.

Wow, way to be ageist af

Not sufficiently original. I give this one 1 out of 4 stars. Earn your keep.

And so instead of giving you what you want

YOU ALREADY DID

I'm just refusing to engage on your level.

YOU ALREADY ARE

Not sufficiently original. I give this one 1.5 out of 4 stars. Come on, earn those points, bro.

Your various attempts to antagonize me (for the lulz, I guess?) is not going to work. I don't fight with children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNSlRuH0m4U

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would allow such a vile, festering hub of bigotry and sadism to exist. You think [slur]town was bad? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Stormfront, at least it bans "n[slur]"), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most hardened Nazis, Klansmen, Fascists, and Gamergaters. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as dramatic as possible. That's intentional. They encourage arguments in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Hate (it's from this underrated book 1985, give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of reactionary rage so they continue to dogpile every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these evil feelings. They brigade from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of mods spanning hundreds of communities, gaslighting lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown white supremacy movement. They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Dylann Roofs and Elliot Rogers, and I highly suggest that nobody dares visit that horrible subreddit, lest you potentially fall victim to its corruptive aura.

Update: So this thread was supposed to be a light-hearted joke, but the person mentioned in it has gone way too far. /u/meslier1986 has used the n-word, been ageist and behaved in an EXTREMELY homophobic manner towards /r/drama users.

I encourage everyone to report this to the mods to show users like /u/meslier1986 that bigotry and racism is not tolerated at /r/drama.

Now that was damn original. 4 out of 4 stars. Congrats.

Let's see if your friends can keep up their originality as well.

OP fucking nailed that title. 100% accurate. Holy fuck

/r/drama is desperate to break /u/meslier1986 but she's as unironic as they come

/u/meslier1986 is a he. And mark my words, he will be broken. He will be showing us that sweet, sweet bussy by month's end.