The Dems went down to Georgia. They were lookin' for a seat to steal.
They were in a bind 'cause they were way behind. They were willing to make a deal
When they came across this young man speakin' on a crowd and playin' it hot.
And the Dems jumped upon a hickory stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you wouldn't know it, but we're a national party, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you do a pretty good speakin', boy, but give the Dems their due.
Bet fifty million of gold against your soul 'cause we can win the seat for you."
The boy said, "My name's Jonny, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; GOP's gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
These fucking morons don't understand how politics works. YOU DON'T INSULT VOTERS WHO DON'T LIKE YOUR SHITTY CANDIDATES! It's like there's so much OUTRAGE that voters don't like boring liberals who stand for nothing beyond "I'm not Trump", instead of actively looking for ways to appeal to these people and make their lives better. Yes there will always be racists and shitty people in America but if a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama can win two presidential contests decisively then you can manage to win the odd seat in Georgia.
Dude, why do you waste your time? The Reddit neoliberal doesn't care about winning. They care about maintaining a sense of superiority. And this loss will only increase the smugness. Counterintuitive I know.
The Mexicans will have strong enough bargaining positions to exceed slave wages if we drastically expand the legal immigration program enough to undercut demand for illegal immigration, and then amnesty the remaining illegals. Read Tomatoland; it's crazy how much agribusiness exploits our restrictive immigration programs.
I wonder why conservative people are still on this planet when old people have been dying out more than young people for millions of years now.
We are doomed to always live in Amerikkka if something doesn't change. I cry every time because a rich white woman that hangs out in Manhattan isn't in charge of me instead of a rich white guy that hangs out in Manhattan.
They're venting their personal views on their sub not campaigning - the hard left subs are more vitriolic, sanctimonious and antagonistic towards right wingers (and liberals) than these guys.
PK, these people unironically blame RACISM for Trump winning against a white woman and for her doing worse than a fucking black guy that was called a Muslim from Kenya including by Hillary supporters in 2008, never forget.
Real talk, prince_kropotkin. I know your a scholar of the art of class struggle.
Me? I'm a budding paleocon with a technocratic streak.
How should we answer the neoliberal question? I'm sure you are aware that Macron is nothing but an agent of the status quo. He is doomed to fail against entropy itself.
I know we agree on nothing politically​, aside from being Pro-bussy.
We need a ultimate solution to this neoliberal problem.
The ultimate solution is to lock them all in a room and let them send NBER papers to each other while nobody in reality reads anything. They will be occupied for decades.
Too tame. How about we make a volcanic area in Hawaii a tax free zone?
Or maybe sell them cheap Chinese made smoke detectors and give them to all of them. In a gift basket full of cheap bottom dollar Chinese space heaters.
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did he lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Georgia hates the global poor. I want evidence-based policy. I want Ossoff to be state representative and maintain neoliberal hegemony. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought America was already great???? This is so fucked.
Wow the amount of losers in that thread. Ossoff spends tens of millions and has a mostly out of state finance, hell he out spent the R by like 5:1 and he still lost. WHAT A LOSER!
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n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-21
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n/a glmox 2017-06-21
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n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
These fucking morons don't understand how politics works. YOU DON'T INSULT VOTERS WHO DON'T LIKE YOUR SHITTY CANDIDATES! It's like there's so much OUTRAGE that voters don't like boring liberals who stand for nothing beyond "I'm not Trump", instead of actively looking for ways to appeal to these people and make their lives better. Yes there will always be racists and shitty people in America but if a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama can win two presidential contests decisively then you can manage to win the odd seat in Georgia.
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n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-21
U ok little guy? Triggered a bit?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
that's a lot of shade for dat post history
n/a RamboButGayer 2017-06-21
Dude, why do you waste your time? The Reddit neoliberal doesn't care about winning. They care about maintaining a sense of superiority. And this loss will only increase the smugness. Counterintuitive I know.
n/a darkaceAUS 2017-06-21
You're not wrong
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
Lol, poor white people will die from drugs and lack of jobs after we import all the brown illegals for slave wages.
That will teach them for making me cry into my tendies.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-06-21
The Mexicans will have strong enough bargaining positions to exceed slave wages if we drastically expand the legal immigration program enough to undercut demand for illegal immigration, and then amnesty the remaining illegals. Read Tomatoland; it's crazy how much agribusiness exploits our restrictive immigration programs.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
I blame rich white people the most for immigration problems. They are the ones that benefit the most. And no one can compete with illegal wages.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-21
nah theyll run some rich kid from dc and spend 23 million dollars and still lose lol
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
I wonder why conservative people are still on this planet when old people have been dying out more than young people for millions of years now.
We are doomed to always live in Amerikkka if something doesn't change. I cry every time because a rich white woman that hangs out in Manhattan isn't in charge of me instead of a rich white guy that hangs out in Manhattan.
n/a HivemindBuster 2017-06-21
They're venting their personal views on their sub not campaigning - the hard left subs are more vitriolic, sanctimonious and antagonistic towards right wingers (and liberals) than these guys.
n/a Pornthrow1697 2017-06-21
P_K, how does a lefty win in the 7th richest district in the country?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
One surefire way to not win is to give up and not even try.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
They did try though. They threw money at the problem and cried when Hitlers from the trailer parks obstructed their birth right of winning.
n/a pepperouchau 2017-06-21
Promise lacrosse fields for everyone
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
PK, these people unironically blame RACISM for Trump winning against a white woman and for her doing worse than a fucking black guy that was called a Muslim from Kenya including by Hillary supporters in 2008, never forget.
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-06-21
The voters aren't on Reddit, katua.
n/a Ultrashitpost 2017-06-21
Why not? It worked for Hillary
n/a Neronoah 2017-06-21
It works for Republicans...
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
/u/rumoredtobegreat you'll get your ass shot off by some octegenarian who'll hear your man purse wearing self from 200 yards away.
n/a CirqueDuFuder 2017-06-21
We have an autism quota here and you are hogging all of it to yourself in this thread today.
n/a BasicallyADoctor 2017-06-21
Every single one of those imagur links was an album. Kys 😡😡😡
n/a HodorTheDoorHolder 2017-06-21
TIL /u/Prince_Kropotkin is a secret Republican
n/a Kysbu 2017-06-21
>republicans dont like governement
>anarchists dont like government
When did you realize the Republican party were the real anarchists?
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n/a Witchhammer_ 2017-06-21
The bots in r/drama are always on hand to say what everyone else is thinking.
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-06-21
The subreddit of losers.
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
Real talk, prince_kropotkin. I know your a scholar of the art of class struggle.
Me? I'm a budding paleocon with a technocratic streak.
How should we answer the neoliberal question? I'm sure you are aware that Macron is nothing but an agent of the status quo. He is doomed to fail against entropy itself.
I know we agree on nothing politically​, aside from being Pro-bussy.
We need a ultimate solution to this neoliberal problem.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-21
more like a final solution lol
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
/u/snallygaster pls ban /u/LSU_Coonass for 24 hours.
He's asking for it at this point.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-21
bruh just let me shitpost from my comfy bed.
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
I will literally hunt you down and do to your bussy what Jerry Sandusky did to Penn state's pride.
Ruin it.
n/a LSU_Coonass 2017-06-21
/>implying I haven't already ruined it with years of lava diarrhea from cheap mexican food
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
Metaphorically shaking rn.
n/a subpoutine 2017-06-21
It goes like
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Mfw /u/lsu_coonass and /u/subpoutine are both horribly, horribly wrong.
n/a subpoutine 2017-06-21
I was bullied last time I actually greentexted here. Consider yourself wedgied.
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
The ultimate solution is to lock them all in a room and let them send NBER papers to each other while nobody in reality reads anything. They will be occupied for decades.
n/a bobbybonnadouchey 2017-06-21
Too tame. How about we make a volcanic area in Hawaii a tax free zone?
Or maybe sell them cheap Chinese made smoke detectors and give them to all of them. In a gift basket full of cheap bottom dollar Chinese space heaters.
n/a Neronoah 2017-06-21
Commies and nazis allying themselves around the bussy to fight a common enemy. It brings a tear to my eyes...
n/a no_maps_no_plans 2017-06-21
i fail to see how being a populist is a bad thing
the common man is entitled to government-provided bussy
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-06-21
To each according to his or her need for bussy.
n/a no_maps_no_plans 2017-06-21
my utopian America doesn't include the roastie menace.
unless you're referring to her (him) ya feel me?
n/a rarestpepesforsale 2017-06-21
Everyone is a comrade in the struggle for free bussy. I'm sorry, but the revolution has no place for ass traitors.
n/a lokichilde 2017-06-21
How'd the anarchist candidate do?
n/a DeepDickedHillybilly 2017-06-21
He got a solid 12th place in a 10 person race
n/a Forseti5 2017-06-21
What can I say, the dog and the rock made better arguments.
n/a darkaceAUS 2017-06-21
Threw his tendies and refused to participate when he realised it was for a government position
n/a pepperouchau 2017-06-21
Zombie Eugene Debs glares disapprovingly
n/a Alexlincoln2 2017-06-21
Why was the last one removed but this dumb asshole stays?
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-21
every time a centrist democrat loses, PK the manarchist ejaculates in euphoria
I honestly cannot imagine being this retarded. Did Menkiw touch you in your "special place" to become this reactionary?
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
Not euphoric, this sucks actually. Always game to make fun of libs for being terrible at politics though.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-21
Bernie supporters, everyone
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
What did I win?
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-21
you tell me tbqhwuf
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
The only people who won tonight are Republicans. Definitely didn't imply otherwise. You need to get better at trolling.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-21
All anyone has to do is ping you, and /r/neoliberal in the same sentence and you sperg. It ins't rocket surgery at this point :^)
n/a Prince_Kropotkin 2017-06-21
I guess I could just stop responding altogether and see how much begging I get in my inbox to respond. Might be a fun experiment.
n/a Assy-McGee 2017-06-21
Delete your account then
n/a glmox 2017-06-21
neolibs are allowed to be smug about their failure of an ideology, we're allowed to be smug about ours
n/a SlavophilesAnonymous 2017-06-21
Dude, in 2016 the Republican got over 60 percent of the vote. It's not surprising we lost.
n/a glmox 2017-06-21
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did he lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe Georgia hates the global poor. I want evidence-based policy. I want Ossoff to be state representative and maintain neoliberal hegemony. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought America was already great???? This is so fucked.
n/a ReddCrowe 2017-06-21
I was resisting doing this. I'm glad you did it as I couldn't hold out much longer.
n/a glmox 2017-06-21
oh yeah i will take every possible opportunity to mock those fools
n/a grungebot5000 2017-06-21
wow it's just like 2016 except this time the person who was projected to win actually won
n/a SovietWarfare 2017-06-21
Wow the amount of losers in that thread. Ossoff spends tens of millions and has a mostly out of state finance, hell he out spent the R by like 5:1 and he still lost. WHAT A LOSER!
n/a OldOrder 2017-06-21
How hard is your dick right now PK?